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Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 03-29-2009, 02:46 PM
Replies: 113
Views: 3,735
Posted By xilikeeggs0
Exclamation Re: Bhahahahahaha IWD is such a lying little faggot!

So do I. I also hit a deer last week. I didn't think that it was possible (and how unlikely is this to actually happen?), but I was doing about 65mph, and it didn't do any damnage to my car either....
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 12-22-2010, 06:18 AM
Replies: 77
Views: 17,058
Posted By xilikeeggs0
Re: Attractive Australian Aboriginals?

Am I the only one who knows how to use google?
...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 04-02-2012, 02:38 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 927
Posted By xilikeeggs0
Facepalm First Love. WTF is my problem?

It's been 6 fucking years since I've seen this guy. Why haven't I gotten over him yet? Things will be going good for a while and I'll go months without thinking about him, then BOOM! I'm all...
Forum: Graduation to Obligation 04-18-2011, 05:33 PM
Replies: 243
Views: 17,325
Posted By xilikeeggs0
Re: Where is this "liberals arts are useless degrees" crap coming from?

And the last guy is probably the best off right now.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 05-21-2011, 06:13 AM
Replies: 87
Views: 2,754
Posted By xilikeeggs0
Re: What are the Most Confusing Messages Women have said/done to You?

I hope you sent it to her parents.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 05-10-2011, 05:49 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 794
Posted By xilikeeggs0
Re: Does "Taking it slow" Help relationships?

I don't think it matters as long as you're both honest about what you want.
Forum: Paranormal 05-10-2011, 06:24 AM
Replies: 894
Views: 51,640
Posted By xilikeeggs0
Re: What's the weirdest thing that ever happened to you?

Elaborate, please.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 04-27-2011, 07:06 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 2,488
Posted By xilikeeggs0
Re: Transitioning from board games to sex

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-HgedqniI6QI/TZE8kXB3efI/AAAAAAAAAUo/T0gqosouEyU/s1600/strip_twister_anyone.jpg

or just bust out a set of these:...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 04-29-2011, 06:55 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 2,488
Posted By xilikeeggs0
Re: Transitioning from board games to sex

They're overrated. The last thing you want when your girlfriend is licking your penis is for her to stop and say "ok, it's my turn to roll!"
Forum: Graduation to Obligation 04-27-2011, 05:56 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 2,342
Posted By xilikeeggs0
Re: Textbroker

They can also access your bank account at any time and pull money out of it whenever they want, they can decide that your account activity is "suspicious" and empty it at any time, etc...
Forum: Graduation to Obligation 04-26-2011, 06:27 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 1,729
Posted By xilikeeggs0
Re: Buying a house/flipping homes

Don't flip the house the traditional way. If you do, you'll have to pay taxes on the profit that you made from the house. Instead, do this:

Buy a house and put minor work into it (new tile,...
Forum: Graduation to Obligation 03-01-2009, 12:31 PM
Replies: 74
Views: 5,750
Posted By xilikeeggs0
Exclamation Re: My methods to getting cash and living a frugal yet wealthy lifestyle.

QFT. I shop at Goodwill for myself and don't go out to eat, but spend $300 a month to board my horse.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 04-21-2011, 06:09 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 3,423
Posted By xilikeeggs0
Re: Condoms are pointless

Yea, Wikipedia is a reliable source. :rolleyes:
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 04-18-2011, 05:36 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 2,484
Posted By xilikeeggs0
Re: Is it normal to want to be the opposite sex?

I think it would be cool to be a guy for the day, but I wouldn't actually want to live as one. I just want to know what it's like to pee standing up and to fuck something.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 04-18-2011, 08:14 AM
Replies: 76
Views: 3,394
Posted By xilikeeggs0
Re: Just discovered my gf has been planning an affair...

Let her come home to an empty house and empty bank account.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 04-18-2011, 08:05 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 1,103
Posted By xilikeeggs0
Re: Sexiest pom ever, prepare to fap

I came here to find out what a pom is.
Forum: LOL, Internet 04-14-2011, 07:58 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 2,667
Posted By xilikeeggs0
Re: Woman can pee standing up

You don't need any of that stuff.

1) stand with feet apart
2) pull your labia apart and learn to control aim
3) get good control of stream - which is important for women anyway as we age.
4)...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 04-14-2011, 07:06 AM
Replies: 60
Views: 5,215
Posted By xilikeeggs0
Re: how many girls actually like anal?

Yea... I was all
http://moto-images.caradisiac.com/IMG/jpg/2/1/5/1/8/Banshee.jpg

Then he was all
http://www.mandingoblog.com/giant-ebony-cock/monster-dick-in-ass.jpg

Then I was all...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 04-11-2011, 09:28 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 5,215
Posted By xilikeeggs0
Re: how many girls actually like anal?

http://www.inspiredsilver.com/product_images2/948_big.jpg
Forum: Der Politik 04-14-2011, 03:28 AM
Replies: 40
Views: 1,815
Posted By xilikeeggs0
Re: The situation in Texas and what you can learn from it.

Don't blame me, I voted for Kinky.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 04-09-2011, 08:04 PM
Replies: 89
Views: 3,035
Posted By xilikeeggs0
Re: How fucked up is THIS?! Version 2.0

If they told her about the bet, it's off. That's bullshit.
Forum: Gluttons & Gourmets 04-07-2011, 06:25 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 2,009
Posted By xilikeeggs0
Re: How to eat well, but cheap.

Pizza:...
Forum: Carved Outta Wood 04-03-2011, 06:24 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 1,124
Posted By xilikeeggs0
Re: Fitness for a 50+ year old woman

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Forum: Neurons & Needles 04-01-2011, 05:52 AM
Replies: 68
Views: 3,405
Posted By xilikeeggs0
Re: I think I have Worms, like, in my belly

OP, you don't need to go to the doctor. Go to a feed store or order some of this:
http://www.horse.com/item/generic-ivermectin-dewormer-187/SLT500400/

Take a SMALL amount of it (less than pea...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 03-15-2011, 07:02 AM
Replies: 87
Views: 5,545
Posted By xilikeeggs0
Re: Do girls really enjoy sex that much?

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Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 03-11-2011, 04:27 AM
Replies: 87
Views: 5,545
Posted By xilikeeggs0
Re: Do girls really enjoy sex that much?

Society says:
Man who sleeps with lots of women = WINNAR!
Woman who sleeps with lots of men = Slut.
Woman who sleeps with other women = WINNAR! (but only if you're both hot and let me either...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 06-01-2010, 04:23 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 1,454
Posted By xilikeeggs0
Re: Fun with Stalkers.

Lol, this. Next time she sees you walking to work, make her give you a ride. Tell her you can be together, but under no circumstances is she to come to your work or try to contact you while you're...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 02-28-2011, 07:52 AM
Replies: 136
Views: 9,786
Posted By xilikeeggs0
Re: Is it just me or are black chicks fucking HOT

There was a girl I went to high school with who looked exactly like a fucking gorilla. No shit. I need to find a picture of her. There was a white girl who looked like a monkey too. I'm off to...
Forum: The Trashcan 02-15-2011, 07:53 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 1,068
Posted By xilikeeggs0
Re: Girlfriend aint had period since?

Oh shit, better get the garlic and stake ready.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 02-02-2011, 12:41 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 3,175
Posted By xilikeeggs0
Re: I think I have a crush on my sister-in-law

Nice sig.
Forum: Travel and World Language 02-01-2011, 05:33 PM
Replies: 72
Views: 3,281
Posted By xilikeeggs0
Re: Why is everyone moving to Texas?

Oh. You beat me to it. :mad:
Forum: Graduation to Obligation 01-28-2011, 01:48 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 1,864
Posted By xilikeeggs0
Re: Free shit?

4imprint.com
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 01-27-2011, 06:40 AM
Replies: 56
Views: 3,220
Posted By xilikeeggs0
Re: Your friend made a sex tape. Is it gay to watch it?

True. I guess I should have clarified in the beginning, this is from a facebook friend's status. He said that if you make a sex tape you're obligated to show "all of your boys" for "proof." That...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 01-28-2011, 05:46 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,042
Posted By xilikeeggs0
Re: Plan B question..

You know what sucks more than condoms? Kids and AIDS.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 01-28-2011, 06:21 AM
Replies: 56
Views: 3,220
Posted By xilikeeggs0
Re: Your friend made a sex tape. Is it gay to watch it?

She's speaking from experience.
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