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Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 07-28-2011, 09:55 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 2,690
Posted By Ed Lister
Re: where does the H from the east coast (united states) come from.

The Russian's don't need no imports cause they all cooking that Krocodil like a boss.

Like a scaley, limbless, demented boss. :(
Forum: Fragyard 03-06-2013, 11:37 AM
Replies: 54
Views: 1,343
Posted By Ed Lister
Re: ITT: We suggest cool new features to make Call of Duty even more extreme

Okay brosef let me just says firstly COD ROCKS. I mean Ive never been into video games much always too busy pumping iron or running track not like those fucking nerds and their computers they were...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 02-06-2013, 10:46 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 1,035
Posted By Ed Lister
Post Re: People at work who kinda hate you for no reason

Fuck, imagine if you were 50 and washing dishes was your occupation?! The grand accomplishment of 50 years of being alive on planet earth. The pinnacle of your worth and potential distilled down to a...
Forum: Revenge, Vandalism & Lulzy Bad Ideas 12-01-2011, 12:37 PM
Replies: 111
Views: 7,176
Posted By Ed Lister
Re: Police on zoklet?

I always think of moist vaginas when I read that word.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 04-15-2012, 01:33 AM
Replies: 106
Views: 5,084
Posted By Ed Lister
Re: The Nastiest Things while Sexing Thread:

You wouldn't go down on a chick during period sex unless you got off on that very particular niche. This isn't fucking obvious to you?

That method takes all the blood out of the equation. It's...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 08-06-2011, 10:47 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 1,967
Posted By Ed Lister
Re: meth without meth mouth

Don't smoke it.
Forum: So Last Summer 12-14-2009, 02:54 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 2,338
Posted By Ed Lister
Re: Cheap, Durable Clothing That Doesn't Look Like Ass?

Cargo pants? Some kind of long sleeve T shirt? Zip offs?

Fucking disgusting. You know who wears zip-offs? Fat, middle-aged, middle-class balding men. The epitome of mediocrity. The pinnacle of...
Forum: TV and Movies 04-24-2012, 10:46 AM
Replies: 92
Views: 3,297
Posted By Ed Lister
Re: BIG BANG THEORY IS SO FUCKlNG FUNNY

This show absolutely blows mass donkey lengths. Like another poster said, it's nearly impossible for me to watch without cringing and getting douche chills. And to the other earlier poster who said...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 04-27-2012, 09:28 AM
Replies: 54
Views: 1,389
Posted By Ed Lister
Re: Bought some MHRB and now my bank account is locked

As if Rizzo has a fucking bank account. Guy is probably just frying way too hard and can't figure out how to take the lid off the old shoebox under the bridge where he keeps his 'money' - a pack of...
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 04-16-2012, 09:55 AM
Replies: 62
Views: 3,044
Posted By Ed Lister
Re: Epidemic of Black on White Prison Rapes

I like how Hoveland has a referenced post full of facts and figures and you have an uncited rant. Cool story bro :picard:

Also, look up the definition of 'epidemic' sometime, it really has nothing...
Forum: The Musician's Playground 04-19-2012, 10:41 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 814
Posted By Ed Lister
Re: check out my acid techno (added trax)

Is the 'breeding shed' track based on memories of the time a bunch of blacks forced you into your Father's toolshed and repeatedly raped and creampied your young anus by any chance?
Forum: Neurons & Needles 04-04-2012, 01:29 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 1,469
Posted By Ed Lister
Re: So Ive decided to quit my mood stabilizers (lamotrigine)

'Addiction' is just another one of those bullshit new age faggot concepts. Like, noone was addicted to coke when it was available OTC. They just enjoyed taking it and felt shitty for a bit if they...
Forum: This Just In! 04-12-2012, 10:02 AM
Replies: 54
Views: 1,531
Posted By Ed Lister
Re: Tweeker tries burning room to remove shadow people, is blown out window by police

I was discussing this with the receptionist at work today and when I told her I would of loved to watch the whole thing unfold including the fall she called me 'sick'. I told that stupid bitch that...
Forum: This Just In! 04-12-2012, 10:22 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 733
Posted By Ed Lister
Re: Modern day MK-ULTRA?

Well he should of taken his fucking coat off.
Forum: What's Good 03-25-2012, 06:38 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 1,532
Posted By Ed Lister
Re: Funny incident at the casino today.

This story is fabricated. There is no '87 of Clubs' in a poker deck. Sorry for calling you out bro just don't like it when people lie
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 03-27-2012, 06:29 AM
Replies: 107
Views: 3,604
Posted By Ed Lister
Re: It must suck to be a woman.

Women fucking pwn Men in the orgasm game you noob. Someones never made a bitch cum
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 04-04-2012, 11:49 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 815
Posted By Ed Lister
Re: Hiding your addiction

Fuck Uni man, concentrate on developing your addiction, that's what really matters.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 04-02-2012, 11:13 PM
Replies: 65
Views: 2,194
Posted By Ed Lister
Facepalm Re: You know you're an alcoholic...

At least when I get drunk I can still understand the concept of Subjectivity. The weedz appear to have rotted out your brain like an old piece of fruit.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 03-27-2012, 10:39 AM
Replies: 107
Views: 3,604
Posted By Ed Lister
Re: It must suck to be a woman.

This is an important question that needs answering haha.

Seriously OP. You jus don understand. Women are the fucking grand master wizards of the orgasm game. They can string together pussy...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 03-27-2012, 07:17 AM
Replies: 107
Views: 3,604
Posted By Ed Lister
Re: It must suck to be a woman.

You think every orgasm is equal?

:facepalm:

Go learn to have sex or something. Catch a lizard. Fuck a rock. Hug a tree. Get a tattoo of ALF. Anything. Just don't talk about shit you don't...
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