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Forum: LOL, Internet 01-05-2013, 11:13 PM
Replies: 66
Views: 2,868
Posted By Captain Falcon
Re: Captain Falcon trolls horny autists on Omegle

f/16/tennessee ;)

http://i.imgur.com/LfgKK.png
Forum: Bad Ideas 12-04-2012, 06:21 AM
Replies: 49
Views: 1,815
Posted By YoureATowel
Re: How To Break A Slding Glass Door or Thick Window

http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/wfgr.com/files/2012/05/molotov_cocktailflickr.jpg
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 12-14-2012, 01:05 PM
Replies: 12,509
Views: 178,116
Posted By &Zenith
Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

fuck thanks :angry:
Forum: What's Good 12-11-2012, 11:41 AM
Replies: 159
Views: 2,459
Posted By Haiti's Space Agency
Re: Zoklet is back online.

lol u nerds couldn't just wait for zoklet to come back up and went to totse2? LOL!
Forum: What's Good 12-11-2012, 12:45 PM
Replies: 159
Views: 2,459
Posted By CountBlah
Re: Zoklet is back online.

I'd suggest we all donate 5 bux a month for a better server but we all know Zok would spend it on crack and 40's
Forum: Original Works 11-25-2012, 09:28 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 1,528
Posted By mizled
Re: Mizled I wrote a poem. Its called "How dry is Mizled's cunt?"

Dry humor makes me wet.
Forum: Original Works 11-25-2012, 09:46 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 1,528
Posted By Satyr
Re: Mizled I wrote a poem. Its called "How dry is Mizled's cunt?"

Once there was this dried up muff
A muff so dry it would make you cough

Sawdust in her pissflaps
Sawdust in her pissflaps

Raspberry jam, a man so tough
Saw the girl and fell in love

He...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 11-26-2012, 08:26 PM
Replies: 12,509
Views: 178,116
Posted By Piles of Crack
Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

ford exploder
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 11-26-2012, 08:26 PM
Replies: 12,509
Views: 178,116
Posted By Midnight Sun
Mad Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

lol bleh I suddenly feel better about my piece of shit monte carlo
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 11-26-2012, 08:21 PM
Replies: 12,509
Views: 178,116
Posted By fuckbiscuit
Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

Holy shit, bleh.
Forum: Fragyard 11-24-2012, 01:26 AM
Replies: 262
Views: 5,961
Posted By Gun Lover
Re: What are you playing?

I only clicked this thread because bleh was the last one to reply to it.
Forum: This Just In! 11-19-2012, 03:21 PM
Replies: 63
Views: 1,878
Posted By Sir Cornwell
Re: FBI SWAT team fires semi-automatic weapons at unarmed teenage girl

I wonder if Scully and Mulder ever did that?

"X-Files: The Hidden Files-Cases Too Embarrassing To Air"
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 11-16-2012, 05:13 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 1,074
Posted By General Butt.Naked
Re: The Chill Stoner Test

Asking for money or something isnt a sign of being "unchill". Its can also be a sign that someone is tired of EVERY SINGLE FUCKING PERSON at the party coming up to "Hey man is it cool if I hit...
Forum: What's Good 11-12-2012, 03:17 PM
Replies: 217
Views: 5,864
Posted By mizled
ArmsMerchant! You're a T.V. star!

Hey Arms, they aired your episode of 'Alaska State Troopers' last night (11/11/12). You've got real charisma dude, I loved the part where you said "I'm glad he wasn't attacked with a steak knife,...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 11-13-2012, 04:28 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 774
Posted By fuckbiscuit
Re: Would you IV shit for $10,000?

Straight up bunch of faggots in here. I'd probably bang shit for like $20.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 10-31-2012, 06:07 AM
Replies: 115
Views: 3,719
Posted By Doki66
Sad things that have happened to you from drug use.

I lost my sense of smell from huffing starter fluid at age 14.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 10-28-2012, 08:40 AM
Replies: 118
Views: 2,400
Posted By Plainchems
Re: Weird ways to take drugs

How To Make Coke - YouTube
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 10-23-2012, 06:07 PM
Replies: 12,509
Views: 178,116
Posted By Erorr
Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

I woke up wearing a tshirt as a pair of pants...... i gotta remember I have no tolerance to alcohol anymore.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 10-21-2012, 04:44 AM
Replies: 12,509
Views: 178,116
Posted By Kill The Mic
Exclamation Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

Scene 207 - Act 691: Spectral finishing off Daguru
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 10-04-2012, 02:58 PM
Replies: 16,765
Views: 317,494
Posted By GreatestGatsby4
Re: Not the actual Retarded Thraed

http://i.imgur.com/eefxs.jpg
Forum: Music! 10-05-2012, 04:17 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 470
Posted By Yggdrasil
Re: Music game

So I didn't go to bed, lebron. I caught this thread in hot topics as I was going to shut down my comp, and thought it'd be cool to look at some album covers for a bit instead.
...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 09-28-2012, 04:54 AM
Replies: 16,765
Views: 317,494
Posted By 1337
Re: Not the actual Retarded Thraed

lol, Bobandy sells mutual funds now... http://www.investorsgroup.com/consult/patrick.roach/english/default.htm
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 09-19-2012, 10:01 AM
Replies: 53
Views: 1,757
Posted By TORTILLA
Re: wtf? i keep getting cockblocked

that sounds like one hell of a living situation you got there
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 09-19-2012, 12:17 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 1,267
Posted By Malcolm Equis
Re: What Is the best first drug to do?

2 grams of diphenhydramine
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 09-14-2012, 09:29 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 912
Posted By Gun Lover
Re: What decade was the best for teenagers?

1920s

OTC heroin? Cocaine coughdrops? Sign me up.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 09-10-2012, 06:25 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 1,754
Posted By Blunderstar
Re: Could i have had sex with this chick? If so, where did I screw up?

As soon as she spilled the drink, I would have finished our interaction by calling her a clumsy cunt. Later I'd go up to her in her drunken state and claim the homeowners want carpet cleaning...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 09-13-2012, 09:06 PM
Replies: 16,765
Views: 317,494
Posted By 888
Re: Not the actual Retarded Thraed

888's Birthday Today
Forum: Religion and Spirituality 09-05-2012, 04:25 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 627
Posted By Blunderstar
Re: Reading the bible while on the toilet.

Quick it's coming out.
Forum: TV and Movies 09-05-2012, 12:26 PM
Replies: 976
Views: 35,401
Posted By The Explanation
Re: Breaking Bad Season Five!

If I had a dollar for every time that was said in this thread...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 09-10-2012, 12:42 PM
Replies: 16,765
Views: 317,494
Posted By Piles of Crack
Re: Not the actual Retarded Thraed

About a week ago I did MXE and 2CE together and was out on my patio at one point screaming because I felt so full of raw power and energy I thought I was transcending my form and going super saiyan...
Forum: Music! 09-02-2012, 07:55 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 932
Posted By Gun Lover
Re: The ultimate song

Have you listened to Shores of Molokai yet? It's a damn solid album. I was gonna make a thread, but then I remembered noone really frequents this forum.

Full album:
(Full Album) Buckethead Pikes...
Forum: TV and Movies 09-04-2012, 12:39 PM
Replies: 976
Views: 35,401
Posted By delysid
Re: Breaking Bad Season Five!

Hank will rape Walt in front of skyler and marie, all will rofl at him being a little bitch.
Walt will choke on Hanks spaff and die. Then Hank will walk off into the sunset with Skyler, Marie and...
Forum: What's Good 08-18-2012, 01:36 AM
Replies: 181
Views: 6,710
Posted By Issue313
Thumbs Up Re: Top three manliest men ever.

http://i.imgur.com/hJ0Me.png

DVDA: Now you're a man LIVE - YouTube
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 08-29-2012, 08:32 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 2,092
Posted By meateor
Re: Etizolam totaled my car

Ftfy
Forum: Generally Speaking 07-03-2012, 03:15 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 430
Posted By LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry
A Day In Nature

I left the hospital after receiving my daily AIDS treatment. It's been getting worse over the last couple of months. The doctors say there isn't much they can do anymore except flush my anus out...
Forum: Religion and Spirituality 08-26-2012, 04:20 AM
Replies: 112
Views: 4,383
Posted By Dionysus
Re: Reality is an illusion.

WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG. This advice is wrong, and in actual fact I think that doctor and So leather made and us across next Scriabin, is my new myself best once meet the the...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 08-23-2012, 03:39 AM
Replies: 16,765
Views: 317,494
Posted By CountBlah
Re: Not the actual Retarded Thraed

I missed you (no homo)
Forum: Music! 08-18-2012, 05:42 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 2,281
Posted By Pancake
Re: What are the last songs that blew you away

It's So Cold in the D - YouTube
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 08-15-2012, 11:49 PM
Replies: 75
Views: 1,375
Posted By Blunderstar
Re: this thread identifies two problems:

OP, I'd like to take you home and snack on you tonight. You are getting me rock hard. Phew. You look good enough for a poke, huh? Tell you what, why don't I take you back to my office and I'll take...
Forum: Music! 08-01-2012, 06:46 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 1,713
Posted By mizled
Re: name that (gay) band

Fisted Sister
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 08-01-2012, 05:00 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 1,884
Posted By Ihaveafatcock
Mad Re: TRIP REPORT: 500mL of Listerine, 27% alcohol, 135g alcohol, 13.5x standard drinks

plug that shit
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 07-13-2012, 03:14 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 821
Posted By panthrax
Re: i'm going to buy weed right now

And the point of this thread, is? :rolleyes:

:facepalm:
Forum: Visual Arts 08-04-2012, 01:52 AM
Replies: 423
Views: 16,097
Posted By Vizier
Re: Vizier's drawings of Zoklet users gallery

http://i.imgur.com/FMRYk.png

Self Explanatory.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 08-02-2012, 06:49 AM
Replies: 16,765
Views: 317,494
Posted By GreatestGatsby4
Re: Not the actual Retarded Thraed

it was a bridge of weed
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 07-29-2012, 11:13 PM
Replies: 66
Views: 1,941
Posted By Vizier
Re: Giving him head is hard

This thread had potential until I realized OP is Zek.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 07-23-2012, 04:05 PM
Replies: 90
Views: 2,384
Posted By sexually vulnerable CPR dummy
Re: What ended your previous relationship?

I was a greaser, she was a sosh.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 07-28-2012, 04:15 AM
Replies: 16,765
Views: 317,494
Posted By CountBlah
Re: Not the actual Retarded Thraed

:lapastada:
Forum: Bad Ideas 07-20-2012, 12:10 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 1,242
Posted By Savino
Re: Disposing of a dead dog

1. Put on sunglasses and get a walking stick.
2. Leash up the dog, drag it down the street saying things like, "Cmon boy, try to keep up now whats wrong rex? You sick buddy? You're supposed to be...
Forum: Gluttons & Gourmets 07-20-2012, 01:13 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 939
Posted By pill popper
Re: 3 year old beer

Fixed for lulz
Forum: TV and Movies 07-16-2012, 03:18 AM
Replies: 976
Views: 35,401
Posted By DestroyedMatter
Re: Breaking Bad Season Five!

fucking magnets how do they work?

jesse pinkman will teach icp now
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