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Forum: Bat Country 05-21-2012, 01:48 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 275
Posted By Sir Cornwell
Thumbs Up Tonight on Nice Load Suckers

Things turn slippery when Lisa takes a thick shot to the eye and begins to cry, "My eye! My eye!"

Will Jason get it in 'er again tonight or ever again? Tune in on Box tonight at 9!
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 08-01-2010, 06:34 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 1,074
Posted By shopping cart for brains
Re: Oh hell nawh..

i want to thank every post you have in this thread, but one is enough
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 04-05-2010, 03:06 AM
Replies: 110
Views: 10,676
Posted By Unwyred
Arrow Unwyred's Comprehensive Guide to Getting Women {Get Fucked 101}

Introduction
It has come to my attention that many of you experience a sort of social anxiety when it comes to the opposite sex. Countless threads have been made asking for advice on how to convince...
Forum: The Trashcan 01-21-2010, 05:56 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,110
Posted By hotbod
I have.......

I have a penis.

Thank me
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 01-27-2010, 03:46 PM
Replies: 344
Views: 15,189
Posted By Madejyathink
Re: Is their any women on zoklet willing to post a picture of themselves with no make

I rarely have make up on, other than maybe a little concealer if I have a bad zit or something. I don't care that much. *shrugs*

If you really want to see:
http://i49.tinypic.com/2dhb4pc.jpg
Forum: LOL, Internet 01-28-2010, 04:16 AM
Replies: 2,236
Views: 75,729
Posted By bread
Re: Post your pictures thread III - 2010 edition

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh198/Katie_Ann/Katie%20Ann/lwel.jpg
This is posted in my introduction thread as well.
Club night. Rave name is Minni, hence the ears.
Forum: The Trashcan 01-01-2010, 07:34 AM
Replies: 60
Views: 2,278
Posted By Abdul Majeed Garid
My son.

Hello. I am the father of Dhul Fiqar Garid. He will no longer be here for his own good. Let me explain to you.

I have for a long had a curiosity about this site my son is often visits. My son is...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 12-27-2009, 05:01 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 1,587
Posted By Anal Assassin
Re: The Blowjob

I have yet to get a blowjob. I dream of the day.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 12-26-2009, 02:25 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 1,502
Posted By Bender
Re: Best chat-up lines

(When attempting to lure black females)


I got some chicken back at my place..
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 12-26-2009, 08:46 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,699
Posted By fallinghouse
Re: Dumb highschool girls

Too scared to break up with her? Childish avoidance strategies?

Are you sure that you're the mature one in this relationship?
Forum: Generally Speaking 12-24-2009, 12:31 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 259
Posted By Marijuanasaurus
6069 post thread

Just reached 6069 posts.

Now this number is neither even or divisible by ten, but i thought it was important enough to make a thread about it. You see, i have this thing where i feel more...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 12-20-2009, 12:34 AM
Replies: 61
Views: 3,366
Posted By Vizier
Re: The chick you like shaves her head. Still liker her?

:hrmph:

You cat looks fucking disgusting.
Forum: LOL, Internet 11-30-2009, 09:43 PM
Replies: 1,686
Views: 103,364
Posted By Kinkou
Re: Post Your Pictures Thread II

http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/6/27/633502075073823810-leonidas.jpg
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 11-30-2009, 04:02 AM
Replies: 62
Views: 2,897
Posted By zombo.com
Re: I think I got sold some laced weed last night.

umm..thc liquid ? really? wow dude.

first off, i'm assuming you mean hash. (say it with me now hhhaaaaa asssh)
there's no thc liquid involved in that unless you're making hash oil
which...
Forum: Viva La Sports 11-30-2009, 04:28 AM
Replies: 326
Views: 8,350
Posted By Lawlexander
Re: '09 NFL Season Discussion.

Dennis Dixon is the future of the Pittsburgh Steelers Franchise.
Forum: Support and Suggestions 11-28-2009, 07:57 AM
Replies: 721
Views: 39,397
Posted By MandatorySuicide
Re: Name Change Requests

It is now.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 11-23-2009, 02:18 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 3,154
Posted By Crazy-Mofo
Re: I hate being treated like a piece of meat.

same thing happened to me... except the girl didnt know i was her fuck buddy.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 11-23-2009, 02:14 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 3,154
Posted By PirateJoe
Sad Re: I hate being treated like a piece of meat.

OH boo hoo a girl wants to have copious amounts of no-strings-attached sex with me, and i don't even have to remember her birthday or buy her gifts on valentines day. What oh what did I ever do to...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 11-23-2009, 10:07 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 1,988
Posted By Agent 008
Re: have you ever been caught

Yes, yes I have.

I will never forget that day.

I was walking by this college on a warm late spring day; when I saw a couple of these really hot students. You could tell they were not...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 10-19-2009, 10:54 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 1,135
Posted By AnotherAnimal
Re: So, I like this girl...

Tell your female friend to say you've got the dick of a walrus loud enough to overhear when this slut is near you. Foolproof :thumbsup:
Forum: Gearheads 10-03-2009, 07:31 PM
Replies: 271
Views: 10,991
Posted By rider
Re: Your honda civic is not a race car.

Pimpcity: I don't own a Honda. I don't like Hondas. BUT:

1. You are a dumbass
2. You obviously have no knowledge about Hondas
3. Hondas have the capability of being fast
4. Hondas are good cars...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 10-03-2009, 08:29 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 1,152
Posted By Phlegm!
Re: Sex. How do I?

Just ask her straight up "why did you end it?".

Don't immediately start questioning yourself, and your abilities, thinking that you were the sole problem for the dissolution of the relationship....
Forum: Graduation to Obligation 10-03-2009, 05:57 AM
Replies: 73
Views: 2,872
Posted By Compact
Re: Teachers and students that have died

http://www.whimsie.com/aluminum%20craft%20wire17%20gauge%20spool.jpg

SPOOLS FUCK YEAH
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 09-26-2009, 05:55 AM
Replies: 213
Views: 6,722
Posted By el drewto
Re: Lol. I got pwned again (not a troll thread for once)

Rip up they virgin pussy, dawg.
Forum: Math, Science, and Engineering 09-28-2009, 03:35 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 410
Posted By Mantikore
Re: Hey just a little trig proof...

sin(x)*tan(x)..........tan(x) = sin(x)/cos(x)
sin(x)*sin(x)/cos(x)
sin^2(x)/cos(x)..............sin^2(x)+cos^2(x) = 1.........sin^2(x)=1-cos^2(x)
1-cos^2(x)/cos(x)........Q.E. fucking D

no need...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 09-27-2009, 10:12 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 926
Posted By Jitsu6500
Re: Hurry up with this fucking urologist appointment!

Not the sharpest knife in the draw.

A few sandwiches short of a picnic.

A few niggers short of a ghetto.
Forum: Math, Science, and Engineering 09-17-2009, 02:56 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 517
Posted By porqueno los dos?
Re: Ok so I got a Chemistry exam in about an hour..

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
Forum: Neurons & Needles 09-15-2009, 05:30 AM
Replies: 83
Views: 2,122
Posted By 6 61900 0045 13 85902
Thumbs Down Re: How can I forget everything?

What the fuck does asking to do drugs have to do with anything.

I'm starting to see why you'd want to erase your memories, you really are fucked in the head.
Forum: Math, Science, and Engineering 09-14-2009, 12:14 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 517
Posted By Lulzar
Re: Ok so I got a Chemistry exam in about an hour..

The shit is easy.
For thermo and equilibria, know the formulae.
Redox: know how to write a balanced redox reaction and how to assign cell voltage.
Bonding: know the difference between...
Forum: Bad Ideas 09-12-2009, 02:15 AM
Replies: 68
Views: 2,719
Posted By slm33d
Re: my brother asked me to get alcohol for him and his friends tomorrow

Zoklet is not your blog.
Forum: LOL, Internet 09-07-2009, 06:57 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 13,661
Posted By Minority Deport
Re: YouTube videos you fap to.

Ad4oeZ-Wd9M
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 09-09-2009, 03:02 AM
Replies: 159
Views: 4,267
Posted By hotbod
Re: Dick size, does it matter?

9.25 inches here and i like sucking my own cock whoo hoo i dont even need to go to school anymore
Forum: LOL, Internet 08-24-2009, 02:24 PM
Replies: 83
Views: 7,860
Posted By Snoopy
Re: Nazi's suck (warning graphic content) Link should work this time (worst video eve

Are you jealous of my many, many thanks? How vain of you.
Forum: LOL, Internet 04-01-2009, 04:14 AM
Replies: 951
Archived: Omegle Trolling
Views: 56,994
Posted By ChickenOfDoom
Thumbs Up Omegle Trolling

http://omegle.com/

lets you talk to a random person for 10 seconds or so, who will then never talk to you again.

Kinda unsettling.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 08-26-2009, 07:28 PM
Replies: 283
Views: 9,570
Posted By Zay
Re: My entire sex life. The true and honest story of Enter/Blunderful.

Well man you can't love a girl without loving yourself. Women have an intuition that repels them from insecure men the way men are repelled from fat ugly cows. Likewise, women are better than men at...
Forum: LOL, Internet 08-25-2009, 12:59 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 1,145
Posted By mafiabro
Re: Caught having sex with the Neighborhood-Whoe

Bad time for the wolf's stepdad to kick open the bush then.
Forum: The Zoklet Blog 08-24-2009, 02:02 PM
Replies: 88
Views: 5,257
Posted By superspeedz
Re: Top 1 reasons I don't play MMORPGs

If they made an MMOFPS
I would be on that shit.

I need to pwn noobs.
I'm a headshooter
Forum: LOL, Internet 08-19-2009, 04:12 AM
Replies: 263
Views: 27,057
Posted By Rainycity
Re: Post pictures of hot girls from your facebook..

get out now.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 08-18-2009, 10:59 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 1,797
Posted By Raptor Ribs
Re: Dude, is this normal?

I fucking hate your threads chichi, you little pussy. You go around circles, wasting our time in the process.

"I love cock."
"I'm not gay I love my girlfriend"
"I don't think I'm sexually...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 08-18-2009, 05:20 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 1,797
Posted By Vizier
Re: Dude, is this normal?

lolwut
Forum: Religion and Spirituality 08-13-2009, 07:47 AM
Replies: 121
Views: 3,561
Posted By smitty
Re: For those who believe in god, I have a question

yes my attitude is oh so foolish. I would be much wiser to believe that an invisible being in the sky created the earth and a garden that was pure and without sin. This invisible sky being then...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 08-12-2009, 05:47 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 1,685
Posted By Syphilis
Re: Women Love Dominance - Be the pack leader!

If there's no bruises, you're doing it wrong.
Forum: Religion and Spirituality 08-12-2009, 11:25 AM
Replies: 121
Views: 3,561
Posted By justanotherweirdo
Re: For those who believe in god, I have a question

humans are the biggest cause of atrocities throughout history.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 08-13-2009, 03:49 AM
Replies: 118
Views: 8,233
Posted By ChinaCat
Re: Watching Your Girlfriend On The Toilet

Thats fucking funny.
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