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Forum: Fragyard 05-10-2013, 04:25 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 150
Posted By Captain Falcon
New Watch_Dogs gamesplay (with Adam Cesspit)

Watch Dogs NEW GAMEPLAY! Hacking, Open World Details, Notoriety, and more! Adam Sessler Interview - YouTube
Forum: TV and Movies 04-20-2013, 07:26 AM
Replies: 54
Views: 1,174
Posted By is all mememememe with me
Re: The closest thing to "Totse: The Movie"

trash humpers, lol


.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 04-05-2013, 04:49 PM
Replies: 124
Views: 2,946
Posted By MR. POLICE
Mad Re: What's "too many" men for a 21 year old girl to have fucked to be your girlfriend

http://i.imgur.com/Vdr7RlQ.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/oMkgu1B.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/qSRsPlr.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/11TjjX7.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/VnR4n7H.jpg

Death to filthy fucking whores.
Forum: LOL, Internet 03-26-2013, 05:45 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 383
Posted By MidKnightFrost
Re: 2 Chainz Changes the game!

Rappers like 2 chainz, lil wayne, drake, etc just crack me the fuck up.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 03-08-2013, 10:17 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 1,133
Posted By The Pat-Man
Re: telling a girl you might be finishing quickly because "It's been awhile"

na women dont have to worry about cumming too soon lol. maybe if they want equal rights they should, and every time some bitch orgasms you just sigh and look at the wall for a minute.
Forum: Fragyard 03-06-2013, 04:44 AM
Replies: 54
Views: 1,343
Posted By Bongfu
Hypno-HAI Re: ITT: We suggest cool new features to make Call of Duty even more extreme

Hats.

http://www.geek.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/tf2-soldier-hat-440x440.jpg
Forum: Fragyard 03-08-2013, 04:59 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 1,599
Posted By Vizier
Re: Sim City sucks so bad, retailers stopped selling it

I liked it better when not every game required fucking internet to play it.
Forum: Fragyard 03-09-2013, 05:18 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 153
Posted By Bongfu
Hypno-HAI Re: Free Xbox 360 Games

http://orientalreview.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/pirate.jpg
Forum: Fragyard 03-03-2013, 01:46 PM
Replies: 122
Views: 2,150
Posted By ObscuredByClouds
Re: Universal Gaming Laws

35. Children don't exist.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 01-27-2013, 01:22 AM
Replies: 106
Views: 1,639
Posted By Derision
Re: Have you ever met a female that wasn't a terrible person?

All women are soul sucking demons.
Forum: This Just In! 01-15-2013, 07:42 PM
Replies: 274
Views: 5,096
Posted By TheRascalKing
Re: Poll: Majorities favor assault weapons ban, background checks

Nobody gives a shit about has been Ted Nugent.
Forum: This Just In! 01-09-2013, 10:03 PM
Replies: 289
Views: 4,344
Posted By Cory
Re: Obama to issue executive order to control guns

:facepalm:
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 12-29-2012, 10:24 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 679
Posted By paulbras
Re: Difference between CB1 and CB2

just try to stay away from that cb4 stuff bro


http://i.imgur.com/Hkqsv.jpg
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 12-05-2012, 06:33 AM
Replies: 62
Views: 2,427
Posted By reggie_love
Re: Man pushed on subway tracks. Photographer takes picture before he is killed

Another case of "Put down the camera and help!"
Forum: The Trashcan 11-07-2012, 06:26 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 310
Posted By Captain Falcon
Inception

___
Forum: LOL, Internet 11-05-2012, 08:32 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 478
Posted By Snoopy
Re: Gasoline hits $15/gallon in New York

Fuck new york and everyone in it.
Forum: Bad Ideas 10-29-2012, 09:29 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 2,141
Posted By TheRascalKing
Re: East Coasters, get fucking car hopping

On foot? People don't just walk out of East Coast cities. Nice way to get swept out to sea or get hit in the head by flying debris, though.
Forum: LOL, Internet 10-25-2012, 01:57 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 808
Posted By HampTheToker
Re: Nigga goes shopping on Food Stamp day

Needs moar WORLDSTARHIPHOP flying across the screen.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 10-22-2012, 02:46 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 1,402
Posted By cheech
Re: Why does being really drunk make you really hungry?

I believe there's also some biochemistry involved.

When the liver metabolises ethanol, it uses up NADH. NADH are required for gluconeogenesis and the cori cycle, which are two processes that help...
Forum: Neurons & Needles 10-16-2012, 06:38 AM
Replies: 80
Views: 2,410
Posted By Darkhunter
Re: Things about yourself that you will never tell anyone you know.

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
Forum: LOL, Internet 10-12-2012, 04:14 AM
Replies: 128
Views: 5,142
Posted By The Big LeBronowski
Driver beats up girl on the bus

Video: B*tch Get Off My Bus: Driver Uppercuts The Sh*t Outta Teen Girl In Cleveland!

fresh off the presses dont be surprised to see this on abc within the week
Forum: LOL, Internet 10-12-2012, 08:12 AM
Replies: 128
Views: 5,142
Posted By Snoopy
Facepalm Re: Driver beats up girl on the bus

Steve 'fuck lesbians' Jobs has nothing to do with the camera on the iphone you cross dressing tard.
Forum: What's Good 09-07-2012, 03:11 AM
Replies: 181
Views: 6,677
Posted By poast-bortem!
Re: Top three manliest men ever.

http://feedtim.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/gg-allin.jpg
Forum: Fragyard 08-15-2012, 11:14 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 3,763
Posted By Captain Falcon
Re: Team Fortress 2: Mann Vs Machine is going live!

I like how you actually watched gay porn to collect your comeback.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 07-19-2012, 04:05 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 1,378
Posted By ObscuredByClouds
Re: friends with benefits is the ideal relationship

For a while, yes, yes it is. Then you start feeling more attached and begin to feel jealous that she could be potentially fucking other guys too. Then when you're not with her you spend your nights...
Forum: LOL, Internet 07-03-2012, 11:31 PM
Replies: 75
Views: 2,308
Posted By Daily
Re: Racist joke time!

How do you get a jewish girl's number?

roll up her sleeve

How do you pick up a jewish girl?

with a broom and a dustpan
Forum: Bad Ideas 05-30-2012, 04:46 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 2,505
Posted By kingOfCrash
Re: Is there seriously a way to tell if someone is undercover.

Badger - YouTube
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 05-15-2012, 04:13 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 1,621
Posted By &Zenith
Re: Gentlemen: grow some god damn fucking balls

I'm not taking advice from you of all people.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 04-15-2012, 01:50 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 1,560
Posted By i poop in your cereal
Re: I've Invented Something That Will Make You Immune To Overdosing

I have something that makes me immune to overdosing. It's called...
Forum: What's Good 04-12-2012, 08:45 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 918
Posted By Captain Falcon
I bought fucking chocolate for the first time in months

Captain Falcon's Chocolate Whisper - YouTube
Forum: This Just In! 03-23-2012, 03:16 AM
Replies: 109
Views: 3,562
Posted By Lucid
Re: 65 year marriage ended by a nigger

Life withoutparole. Fuck that. Just haul that nigger out back and put a bullet in him. Do the same for any other race, white included, too. When it's an open and shut case like that, why even bother...
Forum: TV and Movies 03-12-2012, 03:42 AM
Replies: 60
Views: 1,963
Posted By arleybob
Re: Breaking Bad Season Five!

I'll probably cry at some point during the final season, if out of nothing other than mind-blown awe. I remember at the end of season three when Walt came out of nowhere to run those Mexican drug...
Forum: Fragyard 03-09-2012, 09:14 PM
Replies: 109
Views: 2,353
Posted By ManCannon
Yeah, I'm done with this place

It's been alright I guess. I only ever really came here to argue because I used to be an argumentative prick and sometimes the posts in here were so ridiculously wrong I couldn't help myself, but...
Forum: Paranormal 08-23-2011, 11:59 AM
Replies: 95
Views: 4,983
Posted By Tachosomoza
Re: What do YOU think will happen in 2012

Obama will get reelected, the Olympics will be in London, people will keep revolting in the Middle East, about a couple hundred thousand more Africans will die, and many idiots in first world...
Forum: Fragyard 02-28-2012, 08:17 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 772
Posted By Snoopy
Re: Should I download Syndicate.

I've been telling faggots for years that dubstep is gay but they had to wait for a queer emo douchefag like skrillex to come around and show everyone. I wish muslim extremists would cut off his dick...
Forum: Math, Science, and Engineering 02-08-2012, 03:55 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,510
Posted By I Kill Null Airtime
Re: Seriously fucking help me im going insane

daaaaaamn I don't remember shit from school and I'm only 24.
Forum: Fragyard 02-16-2012, 09:39 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 1,267
Posted By Transit_Masturbator
Re: Fucking Dead Island Help!!!

Yes I also thought lol but last game i played on a comp was Command and conquer red alert for a win 97. Back in the day where you just put a disk in the tray and you could play. Fuck this shit.
Forum: LOL, Internet 02-09-2012, 04:49 PM
Replies: 153
Views: 5,879
Posted By I Kill Null Airtime
Re: Bitch bitches about parents on facebook, gets destroyed by her dad

lol he paid for software
Forum: This Just In! 02-07-2012, 12:33 AM
Replies: 68
Views: 2,509
Posted By Tachosomoza
Re: Missouri teen describes killing as ‘pretty enjoyable’ experience

A teen sociopath. Dime a dozen.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 01-26-2012, 02:14 AM
Replies: 53
Views: 2,124
Posted By Irukanji
Re: Alcohol on a full stomach is a waste of money

Alcohol is alcohol is alcohol is alcohol.
Forum: Fragyard 01-21-2012, 02:31 AM
Replies: 59
Views: 2,321
Posted By Snoopy
Mad Re: Petition for Dark Souls on PC

PCs with multi core CPUs and gigs of ram can go eat a dick as well. :mad:
Forum: Graduation to Obligation 01-21-2012, 03:06 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 1,592
Posted By Charles Manson
Re: Drinking/taking drugs to cope with a shit job

a better question would be; who hasnt done this?
Forum: Fragyard 01-15-2012, 11:05 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 3,533
Posted By Lucid
Re: My girlfriend hates Skyrim, I have a plan though.

I am getting really sick of Bethesda completely shitting on games that SHOULD be completely awesome. I bought Skyrim a week or so ago. It went straight into my 360, and hasn't left. It is HALF...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 01-06-2012, 08:29 PM
Replies: 65
Views: 2,473
Posted By Ghost Buster
Re: You are now trapped for the rest of your life in a big room with...

Ya, cock can be pretty addictive.
Forum: Music! 12-21-2011, 03:12 AM
Replies: 143
Views: 4,496
Posted By SteamPunk
Re: ITT: Overrated Artists

Fucking this.

And the Beatles.
Forum: Music! 12-21-2011, 02:33 AM
Replies: 143
Views: 4,496
Posted By Proots
Re: ITT: Overrated Artists

Kurt Cobain.
Forum: This Just In! 12-26-2011, 07:30 PM
Replies: 205
Views: 6,529
Posted By -SpectraL
Re: Soldier shot at his homecoming party

Looks like Karma working perfectly to me.
Forum: Fragyard 12-25-2011, 09:38 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 1,252
Posted By Captain Falcon
Re: Games with high ram requirements

What's the difference between ROM and RAM?
I can't ROM my cock into your ass
Forum: Bad Ideas 12-26-2011, 04:53 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 799
Posted By Hadouken
Re: House sitting

When your neighbors are on their way home, ask your mom to help you house sit, then proceed to have sex with her by the front door. When your neighbors come home and see this, they will pass out, and...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 12-24-2011, 12:26 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,463
Posted By Cerberus
Re: My ex gf that I haven't seen in 3 months sent herself a package to my house! Why?

God this is pathetic.
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