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Forum: Codes of all kinds 02-25-2011, 03:48 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 1,378
Posted By Animal Farm Pig
Google Maps JS API to KML/GDAL script

Hi, I just had the experience of wanting to use a webpage with a Google Map with a bunch of markers embedded in the page. The widget was written using the Google Maps Javascript API...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 08-12-2010, 08:03 AM
Replies: 113
Views: 8,003
Posted By Animal Farm Pig
Re: Eating hairy pussy

You fucking kids look at too much fake ass pornography. Real women have hair-- deal with it. Think of it as the lawn outside the house. Now, get off my fucking lawn, damn kids! (shaking fist)
Forum: Technophiles and Technophiliacs 06-17-2010, 12:25 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 461
Posted By Animal Farm Pig
Re: Linux runlevels

You don't change runlevels just be starting different applications. You only change by using init or telinit.

I've used run levels to keep different service configurations separate-- like this:
...
Forum: Travel and World Language 06-04-2010, 02:40 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,040
Posted By Animal Farm Pig
Re: Thinking of going to a uni outside US...

Florida State University has a campus in Panama City, Republic of Panamá. You know-- in central America. The courses are taught in English. You get a US degree from a US university. The tuition is...
Forum: LOL, Internet 05-05-2010, 09:23 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 784
Posted By Animal Farm Pig
Barack Obama is tired of your motherfucking shit

My father just sent me this link:
http://www.aprilwinchell.com/2009/02/05/barack-obama-is-tired-of-your-motherfucking-shit/

It just doesn't sound right when he says it.
Forum: Travel and World Language 05-05-2010, 10:15 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 1,424
Posted By Animal Farm Pig
Re: "Big Words": Lexical Descrepancy

Use of needlessly complicated language when something more simple would do is actually a great way to communicate-- it lets everyone know that you're a wanker.
Forum: Der Politik 05-04-2010, 07:22 AM
Replies: 140
Views: 2,843
Posted By Animal Farm Pig
Re: ATTN: Anti-Health Reform Tards

I don't understand how you guys could be concerned about cost. If the health care costs 1 trillion dollars over ten years, it will still be less than what we spend on the military in one year.

The...
Forum: Graduation to Obligation 05-01-2010, 03:29 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 734
Posted By Animal Farm Pig
Re: "Secrets" of the SAT

I took the SAT several times and never got below on 1500 (unless on purpose). I have two tips:

1. Do not leave any question blank. If you're not certain of the answer, eliminate the choice that...
Forum: Technophiles and Technophiliacs 04-28-2010, 04:14 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 2,642
Posted By Animal Farm Pig
Re: Mac OSX vs Windows 7 Survey

26-33

Work, Research

I own a Windows 7

I would buy a Windows 7, because I need more than one mouse button.

I don't know.
Forum: Bad Ideas 04-29-2010, 07:13 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,124
Posted By Animal Farm Pig
Re: Straw Purchasing.

What do you mean "buy a gun in your name"? Outside of some fascist states (like California) there is no registration of gun ownership.

Private party sale would be untraceable-- or, at least, I've...
Forum: Travel and World Language 04-15-2010, 08:32 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 2,800
Posted By Animal Farm Pig
Re: European Style/ Clothes to Wear/ Dress code

http://rlv.zcache.com/generic_tourist_hat_number_2-p148047712333869530trhi_210.jpg
http://auroraastro.com/images/Bellandhowell35mm.jpg...
Forum: Travel and World Language 04-15-2010, 08:53 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 2,800
Posted By Animal Farm Pig
Re: European Style/ Clothes to Wear/ Dress code

Seriously, wear nice looking trousers, a button up shirt (or tasteful t-shirt for very informal settings), and decent shoes (not sneakers). That should work for you anywhere in the world.


...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 04-13-2010, 06:23 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 884
Posted By Animal Farm Pig
Re: Anyone have experience with Craigslist?

Ehhh... from my experience, sending responses to women posting in "casual encounters" is a good way to get spam. If you post yourself to CE, you'll probably also get a lot of dumb spam. On the other...
Forum: Technophiles and Technophiliacs 04-03-2010, 11:09 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 585
Posted By Animal Farm Pig
Re: Good deal?

No, not a good deal.

I found a faster newer computer for $240 in less than one minute of looking-- http://www.geeks.com/details.asp?invtid=TS-0005QC-AMDX501-R&cat=SYS

You can find good deals on...
Forum: Technophiles and Technophiliacs 04-03-2010, 01:12 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 585
Posted By Animal Farm Pig
Re: Good deal?

I just realized that I may have come off as abrasive or offensive. I didn't mean it in any way directed towards you. It's good that you asked here before buying, because what that guy is asking is a...
Forum: LOL, Internet 04-01-2010, 06:34 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 562
Posted By Animal Farm Pig
Re: Lol teabaggers

Teahadists-- great name.

I thought about that. I was actually glad when Dubyah was elected-- I figured he'd help push things that much closer to the cliff. I wasn't disappointed, but it was...
Forum: Mission Support 02-24-2010, 11:36 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 922
Posted By Animal Farm Pig
Re: conscientious objector

If you're thinking about it, you can talk with the GI Rights Hotline (http://www.girightshotline.org/). They should be able to give you some advice.
Forum: This Just In! 03-22-2010, 03:40 AM
Replies: 192
Views: 5,302
Posted By Animal Farm Pig
Re: The House passes the Senate health care bill

Good luck finding a developed country that doesn't have some kind of social medicine. :)

Seriously, it does sound like a good idea, though. Everyone who is so butthurt about expanding medical...
Forum: Mission Support 03-21-2010, 06:42 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 3,221
Posted By Animal Farm Pig
Re: Do they drug recruits to stop them having erections?

No. The shots are vaccinations and a penicillin shot (to prevent upper respirator infections spreading). I'd already had many vaccinations, so I gave a copy of my WHO vaccination card and didn't have...
Forum: Neurons & Needles 03-04-2010, 06:14 AM
Replies: 66
Views: 3,329
Posted By Animal Farm Pig
Re: Uh oh... I feel like everything is pointless

Wait a minute-- so a major criteria for you to determine whether or not something "matters" is whether it's permanent? That's essentially what this says. So, if the universe doesn't implode (or heat...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 03-02-2010, 06:31 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 1,474
Posted By Animal Farm Pig
Re: Smoking while driving

I used to do it all the time in college. Cruising country back roads in a convertible with the top down, listening to music, and smoking a number was my favorite pass time.

Since then, I've (more...
Forum: Mission Support 03-11-2010, 04:23 AM
Replies: 56
Views: 2,770
Posted By Animal Farm Pig
Re: Lolz like fuck the military for saving our asses!!!! Lawlerskatez!!

Yeah, it's a good thing we invaded Iraq. I heard that they had a whole airborne division all geared up and ready to fly 6,000 miles to the USA and invade. I'm sure glad that our military went over...
Forum: Mission Support 12-15-2009, 06:32 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 2,976
Posted By Animal Farm Pig
Re: Funny Bootcamp Stories!

I was feeling pretty sick on morning of the land nav course. Nonetheless, (according the drill sergeant) I needed to complete the land nav course to graduate. So, I went anyway. My group managed to...
Forum: Technophiles and Technophiliacs 03-02-2010, 09:35 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 916
Posted By Animal Farm Pig
Re: Upgrading my PC on a budget, what do ya think?

The e6500 (http://ark.intel.com/Product.aspx?id=42805) seems like a good option. If you wanted to save a bit of money, you could go for a e3200 (http://ark.intel.com/Product.aspx?id=42770).

You...
Forum: Technophiles and Technophiliacs 02-25-2010, 05:10 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 360
Posted By Animal Farm Pig
Re: Subnet Routing

If I remember correctly, you need to tell the kernel how to move the packets between interfaces and to do NAT. You define the rules using iptables (http://linux.die.net/man/8/iptables).
Forum: Graduation to Obligation 02-18-2010, 02:06 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 807
Posted By Animal Farm Pig
Re: having to do presentations

Learning how to make presentations is one of the most useful things you'll do in school.

That being said, reading off a script is fucking lame. So is using powerpoint.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 02-16-2010, 04:25 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 4,475
Posted By Animal Farm Pig
Re: Craigslist adult gigs?

You can check http://www.worldsexguide.org/ and look for the "massage parlours" in your area. That's generally a pretty safe way.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 02-11-2010, 01:08 AM
Replies: 49
Views: 1,560
Posted By Animal Farm Pig
Re: There Is Not A Double-Standard Against Female Sexuality

What would you think about a guy who performed cunnilingus on dozens of women? That's a more apt comparison.
Forum: Bad Ideas 02-07-2010, 02:02 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 2,415
Posted By Animal Farm Pig
Re: How to get free entry in to your favorite club for life.

How about instead of getting a tattoo, you just have someone make an exact copy of the club stamp? You could even make one yourself with a potato.
Forum: Bad Ideas 02-07-2010, 02:15 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 2,415
Posted By Animal Farm Pig
Re: How to get free entry in to your favorite club for life.

Yeah, I guess you're right.
Forum: LOL, Internet 02-01-2010, 12:55 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 809
Posted By Animal Farm Pig
A typical television news story

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That pretty much sums it up.
Forum: Technophiles and Technophiliacs 01-24-2010, 12:13 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 380
Posted By Animal Farm Pig
Re: Is there anyway I can update all my apps at the same time?

aptitude safe-upgrade
ought to do it.

Oh, you're on Windows. Sorry.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 01-26-2010, 04:34 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 1,281
Posted By Animal Farm Pig
Re: My girlfriend has a girlfriend..

You should talk to her girlfriend and be like, "I'm like Peter Steele (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Steele), bish. You my girl too!"

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Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 01-22-2010, 03:29 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,758
Posted By Animal Farm Pig
Re: She's cheated, feels regret, doesn't want sex... what to do?

Wow, sounds like my ex. Run away!
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