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Forum: Bad Ideas 07-20-2012, 02:44 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 1,740
Posted By Zombie Food
Re: Night Ops

When I was very young, I used to hide in the woids and shoot bb's at the windows nearby. For some reason, I loved watching these people walk outside or look out the window trying to find me.

It...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 08-13-2012, 05:25 AM
Replies: 41
Views: 1,354
Posted By Zombie Food
Re: Buying dxm without i.d.

^:facepalm:

Obviously talking about the other active ingredients kids are too stupid to look for.


But lol @ carding for lighters
Forum: LOL, Internet 07-07-2012, 07:17 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 1,604
Posted By Zombie Food
Re: Ask me, Internet indexer, anything

shut the fuck up
Forum: Generally Speaking 09-03-2012, 03:13 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 352
Posted By Zombie Food
Re: Are you too intelligent to smoke weed?

:picard:
Forum: Generally Speaking 08-30-2012, 02:49 AM
Replies: 75
Views: 1,713
Posted By Zombie Food
Re: First thing you would buy if you were to inherit $1000?

I spend it all on valerian root/caffiene speedballs.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 08-30-2012, 02:26 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 2,081
Posted By Zombie Food
Re: Etizolam totaled my car

This is why benzos are garbage.

Good only for lulz and jail.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 08-30-2012, 02:31 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,340
Posted By Zombie Food
Re: Pharms to replace weed?

Kava dude. Buy fresh loose powder, put into caps.

Barely any intoxication, but you will feel relaxed and clear minded
Forum: Paranormal 08-29-2012, 05:30 AM
Replies: 894
Views: 51,544
Posted By Zombie Food
Re: Weirdiest thing you have ever seen?

Shadow people are not real.

No further discussion will be had on the matter.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 08-28-2012, 04:36 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,011
Posted By Zombie Food
Re: Just Picked Shrooms, Need Help Growing

Yes, everyone listen to the cat molester. Nobody help op (who most likely does not fuck cats).
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 08-27-2012, 05:07 AM
Replies: 120
Views: 2,142
Posted By Zombie Food
Re: ITT: we list the meanest people on Zoklet

Wait, nvm. Zanick is the meanest mofo in all of the entire world over n' shit.
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 08-13-2012, 05:09 AM
Replies: 65
Views: 2,089
Posted By Zombie Food
Re: Would you help if you saw a woman being raped?

I'd like to think I would help.

But honestly, when it comes down to it. You never know.
Forum: TV and Movies 08-13-2012, 06:24 AM
Replies: 976
Views: 35,211
Posted By Zombie Food
Re: Breaking Bad Season Five!

Walt is definately gonna take todds side tho. He's become a real hardass.
Forum: What's Good 08-13-2012, 05:59 AM
Replies: 174
Views: 3,791
Posted By Zombie Food
Re: Being white

Also tach, black people are pretty racist. To say "black people aren't racist" is fucking retarded. No offense (still luv u)

Black people are some of the more outwardly racist people out there in...
Forum: From Seed to Smoke 08-04-2012, 07:48 AM
Replies: 64
Views: 2,820
Posted By Zombie Food
Re: Favorite Cannabis Strain?

I don't need all these strain names. Just gimme the best u got.
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 08-06-2012, 06:30 AM
Replies: 60
Views: 2,337
Posted By Zombie Food
Re: White Trash: The Scum of the Earth

Trash comes in all colors and shapes.
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 08-08-2012, 01:56 AM
Replies: 126
Views: 1,707
Posted By Zombie Food
Re: Everyone's obsession with drugs

Lol @ grouping meth, benzos and heroin.

Take these all at once and tell me drugs arent intresting.
Forum: Math, Science, and Engineering 08-08-2012, 06:08 AM
Replies: 95
Views: 2,823
Posted By Zombie Food
Re: Mars Unmanned Lab, Curiosity

Fuuuuck.

In a few months the whole mass effect storyline starts.

C'mon prothean ruins!
Forum: TV and Movies 08-08-2012, 07:49 AM
Replies: 976
Views: 35,211
Posted By Zombie Food
Re: Breaking Bad Season Five!

Walt's daughter.
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 08-08-2012, 06:04 AM
Replies: 90
Views: 2,087
Posted By Zombie Food
Re: -Spectral hasn't posted in 3 days.

Calm down lanny, those are just his alts.
Forum: Math, Science, and Engineering 08-08-2012, 06:49 AM
Replies: 95
Views: 2,823
Posted By Zombie Food
Re: Mars Unmanned Lab, Curiosity

You should be excited to live in a time where we can stream live video from mars. To live in a world where we can send a fucking unmanned research station into the stars, and accurately land it on a...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 08-04-2012, 08:29 AM
Replies: 72
Views: 2,018
Posted By Zombie Food
Re: Is weed dangerous?

You are shitting me here...
Forum: Bat Country 08-06-2012, 06:44 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 204
Posted By Zombie Food
Re: lol y u stab me?

Too handsome
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 08-04-2012, 08:49 AM
Replies: 72
Views: 2,018
Posted By Zombie Food
Re: Is weed dangerous?

As long as you don't start doing it more than a few times a week, there shouldn't be any down sides.

And holy shit, welcome to drugs?
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 08-04-2012, 04:14 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 1,013
Posted By Zombie Food
Re: Got asked out on a date by a friend... soooo?

Take her scuba diving in a volcano. Lunch of turtles.
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 07-31-2012, 04:50 AM
Replies: 54
Views: 1,310
Posted By Zombie Food
Re: Most pathetic zoklet poster

Actually, nvm. zanick is worse. He's so pathetic coming into this thread to beg.

I'm worse tho for making this post expecting zanack to thank me. So I guess fuck zanick and nominate me?
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 08-01-2012, 01:58 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 1,440
Posted By Zombie Food
Re: 90% of arrested bankers are Jewish

90% of ppl in this thread are trolls

Means nothing tho cuz 90% of zoklet are trolls
Forum: Neurons & Needles 07-31-2012, 05:10 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 493
Posted By Zombie Food
Re: Oxygen addiction.

Breathing in drugs is where its at.
Forum: TV and Movies 07-31-2012, 04:21 AM
Replies: 976
Views: 35,211
Posted By Zombie Food
Re: Breaking Bad Season Five!

Everytime we don't know where walt is, assume he's with malcom.
Forum: Generally Speaking 07-31-2012, 02:43 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 702
Posted By Zombie Food
Re: Turn the above username into an RC

psychomantis just pwns us at at this. :(

AR-L3B(0B)
Forum: Generally Speaking 07-31-2012, 02:55 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 880
Posted By Zombie Food
Re: I was punched in the face by a homeless man

Are you sure it wasn't a pine?
Forum: Generally Speaking 07-25-2012, 09:06 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 1,016
Posted By Zombie Food
Re: Hard farm work isn't for everyone

All day= 24 hours
Seven days a week= All fuckin week

So when exactly would you have time to moderate? We don't need another absent mod/admin.
Forum: Bad Ideas 07-25-2012, 05:00 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 896
Posted By Zombie Food
Re: Bad Ideas for a boring day?

Take a shit on a tube slide at the park (make sure its out of view) then lol as some unlucky bastard child slides down.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 07-25-2012, 04:58 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 2,248
Posted By Zombie Food
Re: Xanax is more addictive than heroin!

I heard of this guy who did so much xanax, he thought he was a cup of orange juice.
Forum: Generally Speaking 07-23-2012, 06:17 AM
Replies: 41
Views: 2,488
Posted By Zombie Food
Re: Cartoon Characters You Find Sexy

I don't get how you could find a cartoon character sexy. To me, its just kinda gross and ruins my childhood seeing porn with misty or someone in it.
Forum: The Trashcan 07-23-2012, 07:30 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 542
Posted By Zombie Food
Re: Unban DaGuru.

Intrnt iz srs bzns
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 07-20-2012, 04:23 AM
Replies: 83
Views: 2,938
Posted By Zombie Food
Re: Girl reading my journal

I doubt she wants you to know she reads it.


Talk about how much you trust your gf, and how you are so glad that you can respect eachothers diaries. Talk about how its one of the key things you...
Forum: Generally Speaking 07-20-2012, 05:53 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 684
Posted By Zombie Food
Re: Pointless mischief you've done.

One time in school, I was ditching class and had nothing to do. Often I'd end up in the bathroom stalls. (I usually did this when I was too drunk to go to class) I used to make 'joints' out of toilet...
Forum: Bad Ideas 07-20-2012, 03:39 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 1,238
Posted By Zombie Food
Re: Disposing of a dead dog

Anyone else remember that thread slag made about wanting to kill his neighbors dog?

Notice op is mudfarmer as well.

Hmmm....
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 07-20-2012, 06:07 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 862
Posted By Zombie Food
Re: Virgin nice guys who hate "bad boys".

It may have to do with you being black. 90%+ african americans are homosexual.

Compared to 905% with whites

-69% asians

and 9.03% with northern south americans

I'd say thats damn good...
Forum: Fragyard 07-20-2012, 03:04 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 1,857
Posted By Zombie Food
Re: Kids dies playing Diablo 3

If it could he would have died 40 hours earlier

:troll:
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 07-20-2012, 02:50 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 557
Posted By Zombie Food
Re: Is comedy a dominant trait?

Comedy is not a genetic trait. It's something you develop once you are born.

Girls (well anyone really) like funny people because laughter feels good (seratonin iirc). And who dosen't like...
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 07-20-2012, 02:27 AM
Replies: 49
Views: 1,294
Posted By Zombie Food
Re: If you guys vote to make me an admin...

#2 alone man

I'll vote for you
Forum: Generally Speaking 07-18-2012, 09:12 PM
Replies: 148
Views: 5,052
Posted By Zombie Food
Re: weird shit you did as a kid?

Fix'd for lulz
Forum: Games Poor People Play 07-17-2012, 02:58 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 668
Posted By Zombie Food
Re: ATTN: Unwyred

lol
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