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Forum: Music! 10-28-2011, 12:28 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 1,313
Posted By faggot
Thumbs Up great song to play loud at a party if you have subwoofer

listen to this LOUD with FULL BASS.

the breakdown at 2:25 gets me every time.

http://www.soundcloud.com/nuttytexture/t-la-rock-its-yours-wrecks
Forum: What's Good 04-24-2012, 02:54 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 1,169
Posted By faggot
Heart farting

i love farting.

farting is what's good.
Forum: From Seed to Smoke 05-16-2011, 07:32 PM
Replies: 62
Views: 6,476
Posted By faggot
Red face zoklet og & hitler haze

zoklet og is a feminized sativa dominant and currently is one month old.

she already has a hint of minty sourness to it.

: ]

http://img577.imageshack.us/img577/9872/010yu.jpg
...
Forum: Music! 05-09-2012, 10:27 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 1,069
Posted By faggot
Re: my newest SICK ASS tracks!

...keep 'em coming!

not trying to hi-jack your thread -- but i bought an MPC500 a few months back and made this beat:


http://soundcloud.com/kennith-johnson/bklb


samples came from:
Forum: Music! 05-01-2012, 08:13 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 1,522
Posted By faggot
Re: In your opinion who is the best rapper ever?

BIG L
Forum: LOL, Internet 04-30-2012, 08:35 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,130
Posted By faggot
Re: Montreal taxi runs over 23 yr old - graphic

the cab driver did what had to be done.

:)
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 04-30-2012, 09:34 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 1,370
Posted By faggot
Re: Faux Loko

over-hyped fruity malt beverage bullshit.
Forum: Gluttons & Gourmets 04-26-2012, 02:56 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 715
Posted By faggot
Re: I've got a can of spam

fry it first and then make a cheese omelet with it.
Forum: Generally Speaking 04-25-2012, 11:20 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 560
Posted By faggot
Re: What if you invited zoklet to your birthday?

you'd all have to touch my penis before you get ice cream & cake.
Forum: Generally Speaking 04-23-2012, 08:13 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 603
Posted By faggot
Re: I'm gonna go do some stand up comedy. Wish me luck.

i hope a tomato gets thrown @ u
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 04-20-2012, 07:49 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 5,057
Posted By faggot
Mad Re: Is it wrong to fuck a good friend's ex-girlfriend?

no -- because it's his fucking ex... even if she did dump him -- he's needs to grow a pair and fucking get over it... if he was a real friend he'd support you with at least a, "good luck".
Forum: Music! 10-28-2011, 04:14 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 711
Posted By faggot
Exclamation dj craze -- bully breaks

get a party started with these hip-hop beats!

download and share with your friends!

http://soundcloud.com/nuttytexture/bully-break-b-beat-2
http://soundcloud.com/nuttytexture/bully-break-beat1...
Forum: Music! 11-12-2011, 02:47 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 1,530
Posted By faggot
Exclamation rare eminem tracks (soul intent)

i don't listen to eminem... well -- except his unreleased 1996 infinite album and his self-titled album.

these songs came before those.

i think it's a shame these tracks aren't more publicized....
Forum: Bad Ideas 04-18-2012, 03:11 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 5,317
Posted By faggot
Re: Why You SHoud NEVER Steal from target

should've gone to k-mart.
Forum: This Just In! 04-18-2012, 04:46 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 1,895
Posted By faggot
Re: North Korea to conduct 3rd nuclear test to make up for failed rocket launch.

aren't they just trying to send a satellite into space?
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 04-17-2012, 05:39 PM
Replies: 85
Views: 3,350
Posted By faggot
Re: A close friend of mine tried gay sex

maybe, it's the cocaine?
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 04-13-2012, 03:48 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 1,942
Posted By faggot
Re: doing drugs isn't worth it anymore

you should try snorting coke off an erected cock.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 04-07-2012, 04:21 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 842
Posted By faggot
Re: Whitehouse petition to legalise marijuana.

http://queermenow.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Gay-Porn-Star-LANDON-MYCLES-MARCUS-MOJO-Cums-Big-Wood.jpg
Forum: Music! 04-08-2012, 06:06 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 522
Posted By faggot
buckethead - gigan

i f'n love this song!

:gay:

Buckethead - Gigan - YouTube
Forum: What's Good 04-06-2012, 04:22 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 539
Posted By faggot
Hershey's Cookies 'N Cream

....is what's good!

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_AIfFM4R98B4/TST3Dtvvo8I/AAAAAAAABuw/cHY24o4GK8M/s1600/DSC08338.JPG
Forum: Music! 10-27-2011, 01:28 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 458
Posted By faggot
cool surf-rock song

http://soundcloud.com/977-ske/dick-dale-forgot-track-title
Forum: Music! 04-04-2012, 02:19 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 2,737
Posted By faggot
Re: Official Classic Hip-Hop/Soul/R&B Thread

1995

i bet guys probably never heard this.

edit: it's not as old as the OP but it's still a good tune/music video from back in the days... i remember watching this shit on tv, too, when it was...
Forum: Music! 10-31-2011, 03:00 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 352
Posted By faggot
Exclamation deli creeps -- i'm gonna get some (1996)

metal

2:44 solo.

5:40 second bad ass riff.

Buckethead w/Deli Creeps "Gonna Get Some / ?" Portland OR 1996 - YouTube
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 03-28-2012, 11:28 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 1,580
Posted By faggot
Re: Justify the Keith Lemon PERMABAN

keith's a funny duckling
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 03-31-2012, 12:40 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 2,091
Posted By faggot
Re: Share your crazy strung out junkie moments.

i iv'd half a gram of glass and had sex with a piece of uncooked steak for 9 hours.
Forum: What's Good 03-28-2012, 07:49 PM
Replies: 84
Views: 3,649
Posted By faggot
Re: free complete skateboard set up's are whats good

i remember in 6th grade learning the hard way not to bomb steep hills with loose trucks.
Forum: LOL, Internet 03-26-2012, 12:07 AM
Replies: 1,721
Views: 131,630
Posted By faggot
Re: OMGPLZDNTBAN and I are on baller probation with the butthole police...

have you two sucked each other off yet?

http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/9324/fi7oe.jpg
Forum: Bat Country 03-21-2012, 07:34 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 409
Posted By faggot
Re: Most inconvenient thing you've had to wipe with

i've been known to take off my boxers and use that to wipe my ass and then leave it on the ground during desperate measures in the outdoors.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 03-19-2012, 01:09 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 826
Posted By faggot
Re: Ephedrine Sulfate

ephedrine makes my cock super hard
Forum: LOL, Internet 03-19-2012, 01:13 AM
Replies: 1,721
Views: 131,630
Posted By faggot
Re: I thought up some rhymes and I need to know if they are GANGSTER

what a delicious looking fruit-bowl.
Forum: Bad Ideas 03-17-2012, 07:20 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 720
Posted By faggot
Re: Idea for a scam

how about u walk in the store with a gun and start shooting random people
Forum: Mission Support 02-19-2012, 03:59 AM
Replies: 86
Views: 7,774
Posted By faggot
Re: -=- Military Pics Thread -=-

http://www.armytimes.com/xml/news/2012/01/marine-allegedly-urinates-on-corpse-in-video-011112/011112mt_urine2-800.JPG
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 03-01-2012, 05:05 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 743
Posted By faggot
Re: my adderall experience

you should start using meth so you can ruin your life like i ruined mine
Forum: Music! 11-07-2011, 02:35 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 1,127
Posted By faggot
Exclamation big L - you know what i'm about (rare!)

raw hip-hop!

lyricism at it's finest!

download and share!

http://soundcloud.com/nuttytexture/big-l-you-know-what-im-about
Forum: LOL, Internet 02-28-2012, 05:51 AM
Replies: 53
Views: 1,849
Posted By faggot
Re: I think I am in love

in defense for black people:

she obviously has never seen the white folks from the rural parts of the south.
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 02-28-2012, 05:05 AM
Replies: 382
Views: 8,823
Posted By faggot
Re: if vegetarians got their way

if i was a vegetarian, it'd be for health reasons... not for animal rights.

even then -- i'd only be, "3/4th" vegetarian... because you gotta have dat meat deep in ya every now and then.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 02-28-2012, 04:23 AM
Replies: 100
Views: 4,003
Posted By faggot
Re: I fucked two fat chiks and filmed it...

come on dawg lets see yo dick
Forum: Music! 02-25-2012, 05:01 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 612
Posted By faggot
Re: rap thread

u al hav kliche taests
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 02-23-2012, 04:15 AM
Replies: 126
Views: 6,346
Posted By faggot
Re: what kind of porn do you fap to

preferably men sucking horses off.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 02-18-2012, 06:14 AM
Replies: 108
Views: 5,007
Posted By faggot
Re: Five things you believed before you started drug use

1. meth isn't bad for you
2. meth isn't bad for you
3. meth isn't bad for you
4. meth isn't bad for you
5. meth isn't bad for you
Forum: Music! 02-04-2012, 05:44 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 769
Posted By faggot
Heart mpc500 beat

guy at the liquor sold me his mpc500 for dirt cheap and finally made a beat with it.

http://soundcloud.com/kennith-johnson/bklb
Forum: LOL, Internet 11-29-2010, 01:27 AM
Replies: 592
Archived: LA PASTADA!
Views: 26,353
Posted By faggot
Re: LA PASTADA!

i'm not getting the humor from this.

:\
Forum: Revenge, Vandalism & Lulzy Bad Ideas 12-22-2011, 05:56 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 23,418
Posted By faggot
Re: Urgent Help Needed!!! Body to dispose of.

http://is01.thegumtree.com/image/big/96029961.jpg
Forum: Bat Country 12-22-2011, 03:28 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 419
Posted By faggot
Re: my dad smokes crack at the side of the house

http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/9324/fi7oe.jpg
Forum: LOL, Internet 12-05-2011, 12:18 AM
Replies: 74
Views: 2,113
Posted By faggot
Re: This is a video of me impersonating Youtube

i just use: http://www.youtube.com/home
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