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Forum: This Just In! 05-20-2013, 11:58 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 869
Posted By Bombadil
Re: Tornado fucks up Oklahoma City, 24 3rd graders presumed dead

Weather like that is why I live in the Pacific Northwest.
Forum: TV and Movies 05-17-2013, 01:09 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 272
Posted By Vizier
Re: Cleveland show cancelled

All of McFarlane's shows are the same shit.
Forum: Technophiles and Technophiliacs 01-29-2012, 01:09 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 1,057
Posted By iHaveCandyInMyVan
Re: Piece of shit Security Shield virus

Dear Mr. Grumpy Pants,

This is your friend iHaveCandyInMyVan, I think we need to talk about your anger issues. You see, as I was trying to be a good samaritan and help you, you blew the top off...
Forum: This Just In! 05-17-2013, 05:20 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 271
Posted By Fox Paws
Thumbs Up Re: $43m of meth disguised as hair products: Customs

http://images.wikia.com/breakingbad/images/e/ea/Season_4_-_Heisenberg.jpg
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-15-2013, 01:43 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 145
Posted By Turd_Smasher
Re: Whats the point of voting if you hate all government?

People vote on the guy that will screw them less.

It's like voting for a dry rape or a lubed rape.
Forum: This Just In! 05-15-2013, 03:04 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 200
Posted By Gun Lover
Re: TOLD YOU SO: Mt. Gox's dwolla funds seized by DHS

http://a1.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/7/77f9247b9072ac50e80e8b94c4c89ad8/l.gif
Forum: Music! 05-11-2013, 03:37 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 555
Posted By EK-70
Re: Awesome German music?

Can - Tago Mago (1971 full album) - YouTube

:grinblunt:

Edit--- what this guy posted is the same music genre, kroutrock
Forum: Music! 05-10-2013, 06:33 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 555
Re: Awesome German music?

Kraftwerk - The Robots - YouTube
Forum: Music! 05-10-2013, 05:07 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 555
Posted By Dionysus
Re: Awesome German music?

Also, Kroutrock!

NEU! - Fur Immer - YouTube
Forum: Bad Ideas 05-13-2013, 08:06 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 249
Posted By joethejammer
Re: Cracking a safe with hydraulic power

It depends on the safe. Make your homework, learn what kind of safe it is, tech details about it, especialy what materials is it built from and how thick are the safe's walls. Do some math (material...
Forum: Bad Ideas 05-12-2013, 04:50 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 288
Re: Where can Tom Get (UK) CC?

call random numbers, tell people you are a charity, give them some sob story about needing money to buy a well for some africans who are too fucking dumb to boil up some water, then accept any major...
Forum: Bad Ideas 05-10-2013, 02:46 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 401
Posted By Zok Jr.
Re: Anyone know if M@cy's display sho3s have hidd3n t@gs?

you are fucking retarded, please die
Forum: LOL, Internet 05-11-2013, 10:36 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 432
Posted By Zok Jr.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 05-11-2013, 08:23 PM
Replies: 12,280
Views: 174,449
Posted By CountBlah
Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1368302645875.gif
Forum: This Just In! 05-11-2013, 05:08 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 496
Posted By Spatula Tzar
Re: 83 year old nun breaks into nuclear power plant splashing human blood everywhere

This was not a power plant, but a storage facility for uranium munitions. It has absolutely nothing to do with power plants, other than being a byproduct of uranium enrichment.

The munitions are...
Forum: This Just In! 05-11-2013, 04:54 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 496
Posted By &Zenith
Re: 83 year old nun breaks into nuclear power plant splashing human blood everywhere

Isn't depleted uranium lead and not particularly radioactive...?
Forum: This Just In! 05-10-2013, 10:20 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 496
Posted By Mantikore
Forum: Der Politik 05-10-2013, 12:04 AM
Replies: 116
Views: 1,283
Posted By Iehovah
Re: So Benghazi Is Finally Coming Out

What damage? We're not losing anything by not having her as president. Her only real selling points are that a> she's a woman and b> her husband was a previous president and fairly cool except for...
Forum: LOL, Internet 05-09-2013, 07:00 AM
Replies: 73
Views: 1,017
Posted By FatMax
Re: "The dumbest girl in porn"

http://gyazo.com/be2dae5d43220f0da4a24c2cc50bba1e.png
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 05-09-2013, 03:57 PM
Replies: 12,280
Views: 174,449
Posted By iMagiNation
Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

you look so strange in a suit and without your dick out
Forum: Pics, or it didn't happen 05-09-2013, 04:58 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 291
Posted By Dumpster Slut
Re: I'll be showing massive amounts of cock n balls in an hour.

i lied


http://www.rexmag.com/reviews/star-images/gay-orgy-xxx-cody-and-drake.jpg

http://fagsmut.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/college-frat-sex-gay-orgy-061.jpg
Forum: Pics, or it didn't happen 05-09-2013, 04:55 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 291
Posted By Dumpster Slut
Re: I'll be showing massive amounts of cock n balls in an hour.

http://jizzboys.com/pics/2283_jizzboys.jpg


http://i1.wp.com/blog.staxus.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/A-new-gay-orgy-video-with-two-new-boys-and-a-bukkake-ending-2.jpg?resize=640%2C360
...
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 05-09-2013, 07:21 AM
Replies: 68
Views: 912
Posted By tuer502gt
Re: Keeping Tuer Banned

I infracted p6867 in real life today and will be impacting upon his life for a very long time. Whether it gets worse is up to interpretation of all his future actions online and offline.

That is...
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 01-24-2013, 01:49 PM
Replies: 190
Views: 1,720
Posted By Proots
Re: Dear Zoklet,

Tell us : how does it feel knowing that all the things you ridicule Spectral for - you are and then some?

Some gross, Californian degenerate pummels you, so you make several other threads in the...
Forum: Bad Ideas 05-08-2013, 10:22 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 157
Posted By JohnValsamis
Re: What can you do with a found utility bill/bills?

Stop taking shit from peoples mail boxes you mud fucker.
Forum: Bad Ideas 05-08-2013, 10:16 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 157
Posted By amcbeagle
Re: What can you do with a found utility bill/bills?

Be nice & pay them, good karma & all that :)
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 05-08-2013, 02:07 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 295
Posted By ChinaCat
Re: Help me unscramble the scrambled please

i think your first mistake was paying 30 dollars for a fucking sandwich
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 05-08-2013, 11:24 AM
Replies: 12,280
Views: 174,449
Posted By reject
Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

You know, sometimes I like the way the universe works out.

Obviously being so fucked from benzos this past week my mum noticed and was freaking out at me about being so out of it, ordered more...
Forum: Bat Country 05-08-2013, 03:24 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 149
Posted By Psych
Re: What would you do if you saw a gay ghost?

Did you hear about the two gay ghosts?

They gave each other the willies!
Forum: It's a Conspiracy! 12-15-2012, 04:38 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 1,067
Posted By Rainycity
Re: Benghazi

I honer our faller hero gaddafi! He did not deserve to die.
Forum: Technophiles and Technophiliacs 05-07-2013, 02:20 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 386
Posted By Ironclad
Re: Fucking hate shit installers that are 300KB then have to download 100MB of shit

Or 7-Zip. I can't believe people still overlook this. 7-Zip is free/not nagware and has good compression. WinRar is okay too but it always nags me to buy it or upgrade and it's not worth it. I seem...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 05-06-2013, 09:20 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 1,182
Posted By p6867
Forum: Neurons & Needles 05-06-2013, 08:52 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 188
Posted By ChinaCat
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 05-06-2013, 09:31 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 223
Posted By Mirana
Re: what the fuck is this? 63 seconds? WHAT THE FUCK MAN

Anyone remember Wintermutes mental breakdown and she increased flood control to 500 seconds? lol

http://hosting01.hotchyx.com/adult-image-hosting-38/9288wintermutewh7.gif
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 05-06-2013, 02:17 AM
Replies: 12,280
Views: 174,449
Posted By CountBlah
Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

Don't forget to pee in her butt
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 05-05-2013, 11:12 PM
Replies: 12,280
Views: 174,449
Posted By General Butt.Naked
Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

Just looking at that honestly makes me want to throw up.
Forum: Travel and World Language 05-05-2013, 08:53 PM
Replies: 59
Views: 883
Posted By MAYOR
Re: Best place in America when you're bored

is this Sheena?

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhq1L8OIgb8R7EA16h
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 05-05-2013, 03:31 PM
Replies: 12,280
Views: 174,449
Posted By reject
Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

Nah, I just chewed it off :cool:
Forum: Travel and World Language 04-28-2013, 08:29 PM
Replies: 59
Views: 883
Posted By p6867
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 05-04-2013, 06:56 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 233
Posted By Sanzenbacher
Red face I met mizled today.

It's true, we even took pics:
http://i.imgur.com/QaQNxxy.jpg
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 05-03-2013, 11:54 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 822
Posted By Gun Lover
Thumbs Up Re: I Drink A lot :/

I lol'd pretty hard bro
Forum: Support and Suggestions 05-02-2013, 06:21 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 102
Posted By shelshock
Facepalm HELP

im going thru massive opiate withdrawals... :) any advice?
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 05-02-2013, 12:02 AM
Replies: 12,280
Views: 174,449
Posted By SoulButter
Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

I roll my smokes like I like my women.


Real loose and way too fat.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 05-02-2013, 01:43 PM
Replies: 12,280
Views: 174,449
Posted By Piles of Crack
Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

When you're smoking syncans sandwiched between herbs in a glass bowl, smoke it down to ash for about the fifth time without cleaning it out between bowls, hit the ash for lulz thinking active drugs...
Forum: This Just In! 05-02-2013, 04:41 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 685
Posted By Nightshade
Re: Meanwhile, in Georgia: Students hold first integrated prom

Your delusions always make me smile and giggle.
Forum: LOL, Internet 05-02-2013, 02:16 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 345
Posted By Malice
Afghanistan Plane Crash Caught On Video

Plane crash in Bagram airfield, Afghanistan - YouTube

And what an oh so glorious sight it was. http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/images/icons/ajrn7l.jpg

It looks so surreal.
Forum: Generally Speaking 08-06-2009, 08:53 AM
Replies: 41
Views: 57,771
Posted By Cave Troll
Arrow My cum-loving daughter

Let me start out by agreeing with you: I’m sick. This is a true story of how I raised my daughter. It will disgust 99% of the people who read it, but I’m writing it for the one percent who will enjoy...
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 05-01-2013, 03:59 PM
Replies: 164
Views: 3,069
Posted By Sanzenbacher
Smile I met mizled today.

She likes to cook, and her favorite dish is Macaroni Salad.

This is her, for everyone who's ever wanted to see a picture of her:
http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/7499/simplysara.jpg
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-01-2013, 07:12 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 528
Re: My experience with a child at work today...

that's entirely up to the parents and nobody else's fucking business.


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Forum: This Just In! 05-01-2013, 03:14 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 581
Posted By Psych
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