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Forum: Bad Ideas 08-30-2012, 03:16 AM
Replies: 485
Views: 46,665
Posted By BennyProfane
Re: Shoplifting Tips and Techniques V

Surely you realize that no one can give you a universal answer for that. My only advice is to get creative...my friends friend are always jealous of all the "online contests" "raffles" and "store...
Forum: Bad Ideas 02-01-2012, 10:09 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 1,943
Posted By Larva
Re: Quick way to get an ipod

Buy new iPod at Wal-Mart. Pay cash.
Open carefully, put old iPod in new packaging.
Return old iPod at Wal-Mart. Receive cash.

Laugh when some poor bastard buys your busted iPod, because if the...
Forum: Paranormal 01-17-2012, 06:59 PM
Replies: 894
Views: 51,666
Posted By arleybob
Re: Weirdiest thing you have ever seen?

i saw a lady with a beard once on the bus. she had a cart to lean on/carry stuff with, and when the bus stopped, she lost control of it and it flew down the aisle and smashed into the front of the...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 01-19-2012, 02:29 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 494
Posted By Motherfucking_Toast
Re: team building

yeah, gather around in a circle and :fap: like a boss
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 01-18-2012, 04:16 AM
Replies: 158
Views: 5,692
Posted By Rolf
Re: what are your dealbreakers?

With the hand of one, notes Rolf.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 01-18-2012, 04:37 AM
Replies: 158
Views: 5,692
Posted By WAN
Re: what are your dealbreakers?

she said "chode" hence she is a gurl
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 01-19-2012, 01:51 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 1,578
Posted By Zanick
Re: Girlfriend has a strong smell downstairs... Part Second

If she hasn't fixed it, you may have simply burnt your tongue and screwed up your taste buds.

your girl fucks fishes.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 12-04-2011, 05:14 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 3,397
Posted By sexually vulnerable CPR dummy
Re: Girlfriend has a strong smell downstairs

I had a girl who had a pussy that literally stunk like shit. I got used to it though. Just think about what people had to put up with 200 years ago? It would be like going down on a giant cod fish's...
Forum: Bad Ideas 01-18-2012, 02:02 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,097
Posted By sexually vulnerable CPR dummy
Re: Apartment complex car robbing

dont shit where u eat
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 01-15-2012, 07:37 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 1,866
Posted By arleybob
Re: Breasts

LOL the fucking url for the OP picture: How To Draw Boobs :facepalm:

you fucking freaks
Forum: Bad Ideas 01-14-2012, 09:23 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 2,007
Posted By Cerberus
Re: The 'ol "rob a bank with a note" trick

First, you've gotta give em' one of these.
http://dailymindfuck.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/do-you-like-me.jpg.pagespeed.ce.zyURBEry8A.jpg
Forum: Bad Ideas 01-08-2012, 05:09 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 2,154
Posted By Define-Security
Re: The Clothing Lifting Thread

The cameras they have are actually very good and can pan,tilt,zoom but as my friend has learned, it would seem that the mid section and below of some of the aisles and racks can act as good blind...
Forum: Bad Ideas 01-05-2012, 05:52 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 845
Posted By fuckbiscuit
Re: Sticky a list of crimes?

1. Masturbating outside schools
Forum: Bad Ideas 01-03-2012, 06:22 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 716
Posted By STD
Re: Purchasing a book from the library?

*waits for thread offering rare book for sale to pop up*
Forum: Bad Ideas 12-31-2011, 10:09 AM
Replies: 1,925
Views: 59,197
Posted By icecold
Re: The Clothing Lifting Thread

idgaf- Thanks. She wanted to lift more but one employee has seen her go to the dressing room more than once and she did not want to arouse suspicion.

My friend used to lift alot at Target for her...
Forum: Bad Ideas 12-30-2011, 10:13 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 1,254
Posted By SBTlauien
Re: Fencing?

So you're admitting that you're the one trying to sell the goods that were 'not obtained legally'?
Forum: LOL, Internet 12-19-2011, 08:28 PM
Replies: 92
Views: 4,228
Posted By sexually vulnerable CPR dummy
Re: Japan makes being fat illegal and taxable

LOL if this happened in america, there'd be prison camps full of fatties.
Forum: LOL, Internet 12-19-2011, 07:05 PM
Replies: 92
Views: 4,228
Posted By Intoxicated Shaman
Japan makes being fat illegal and taxable

Being FAT is now illegal in Japan. ;) - YouTube

Here's something I could get behind as an American law, charge those fatasses or send them to prison.
Forum: Bad Ideas 12-30-2011, 01:22 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 858
Posted By STD
Smile Mac OS X keylogger here for download

Posting a Mac OS X keylogger here for the lulz. I didn't make it, it's been around for a few years, and it's not hard to find. The readme says it supports OS X 10.4 and 10.5. I've also run it fine on...
Forum: Bad Ideas 12-28-2011, 04:07 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 1,900
Posted By STD
Exclamation Protip: be careful what's on your phone

http://i.imgur.com/GIfcg.png
For those of you who don't know what you're looking at, this is a screenshot of Testdisk in operation, which is an excellent piece of software for data recovery.

It's...
Forum: Bad Ideas 12-27-2011, 09:47 PM
Replies: 1,925
Views: 59,197
Posted By ShadyLady
Re: The Clothing Lifting Thread

More on Sports Authority AP:



http://www.indeed.com/forum/job/loss-prevention/Questions-about-Sports-Authority-Asset-Protection-Area/t210064


Results from googling the phrase, 'shoplifting...
Forum: Bad Ideas 12-23-2011, 09:27 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,276
Posted By STD
Exclamation Think the police won't come after you because they got bigger stuff to deal with?

If you think that the police won't come after you because they've got bigger things to deal with, you're dead wrong. If you offer this advice to people, you're an idiot and had best keep your mouth...
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