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Forum: Generally Speaking 12-12-2012, 01:38 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 789
Posted By Schplew
Re: The Purpose of Existence?

to destroy things to make the universe mad

universe :umad:
Forum: It's a Conspiracy! 12-13-2012, 06:46 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 374
Posted By benny vader
Re: Getting to Know NSA guys?

compartmentalizing had ensured that they knew just enough to do their jobs but not enuff to piece together any useful information for their or anybodys gain.

their just cubicle dwellers that...
Forum: LOL, Internet 12-09-2012, 02:32 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 601
Posted By General Butt.Naked
Re: Entire website dedicated to a restroom at DisneyLand.

I gotta say...I appreciate the magic of a secret restroom. Especially in a place thats otherwise busy and packed.

When I first started attending community college, it was during a 2-weel long heat...
Forum: Bat Country 12-09-2012, 12:16 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 998
Posted By STEROS
Re: If you post in this thread I will give you thanks

http://img3.rule34.xxx/img/rule34//images/176/018ea49e069d9c04a7fd34e9a5d4ed60d74e65f1.gif
Forum: Bat Country 12-08-2012, 11:29 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 998
Posted By Garbageman
Smile Re: If you post in this thread I will give you thanks

Gimme gimme gimme.
Forum: Bat Country 12-08-2012, 11:23 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 998
Posted By DJ Meaty Cheeks
Re: If you post in this thread I will give you thanks

Lay it on me.
Forum: Bat Country 12-06-2012, 09:05 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 998
Posted By Grylls
Re: If you post in this thread I will give you thanks

fart
Forum: Bat Country 12-06-2012, 08:33 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 998
Posted By MC Homicidal Rapist
Thumbs Up If you post in this thread I will give you thanks

This offer doesn't apply to Jews though.
Forum: Religion and Spirituality 11-30-2012, 09:04 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 352
Posted By THE BULK HULK
How do You know that You're a God too?

How do You know that You're a God too?

When You pray to God - You will find that You are talking to Yourself.
Forum: Generally Speaking 10-25-2012, 04:15 PM
Replies: 62
Views: 2,129
Posted By turboneger
How come there are no nigger ghosts?

Well?
Forum: Generally Speaking 11-29-2012, 01:03 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 787
Posted By Gollum
Re: Erorr's Emporium of Random Thoughts

I wish I could just transfer my need to piss or shit to another human. Maybe some guy in the middle of bumfuck nowhere india just sitting down and shitting the whole worlds shit and pissing the whole...
Forum: This Just In! 11-29-2012, 07:34 AM
Replies: 184
Views: 2,937
Posted By tuer502gt
Re: Military women sue over 'combat exclusion' rule

When women get a beat down they submit. When men get one they fight back a lot harder and have a much higher submission point. Women like being submissive and cuddly.

That doesn't just apply to...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 11-12-2012, 04:41 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 1,338
Posted By M. Samuel Chevalier
Facepalm Re: To those in favor of gay marriage

What if, after picking your parachute, the host removes one of the other parachutes and allows you the option to switch? THEN WHAT??!

Also, inb4 10 out of 10 gay marriages end in BUTTHURT
Forum: Der Politik 11-07-2012, 12:20 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 721
Posted By Psychotogen
Re: How can any woman vote for Romney?

Republicans tell their wives what to do. That's why.
Forum: Pics, or it didn't happen 11-02-2012, 06:44 AM
Replies: 2,860
Views: 164,668
Posted By Cunto McFadyen
Re: Official Picture Posting Thread (Neckbeards Anonymous Edition) of 2012

http://i45.tinypic.com/2urkx84.jpg
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 10-26-2012, 05:12 PM
Replies: 65
Views: 1,651
Posted By benny vader
Re: Free Speech and Internet Forums

thats only becos your friend is a moron. he should just had tucked a 50 under his ID and hand it over to the officer,

and be all nice and generous and grinning.

people who get fined just...
Forum: Pics, or it didn't happen 11-03-2012, 10:14 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 1,106
Posted By benny vader
Re: Deer visits cat every morning

fuck miscegenation and interracial propaganda.
Forum: This Just In! 08-06-2011, 05:11 PM
Replies: 173
Views: 6,882
Posted By Turd_Smasher
Re: CP Forum busted - 72 people charged.

Pedophilia is perfectly ok just as long as the child is at least 9 years old and the adult is mildly attractive and does it gentle and romatically instead of wearing a leather skimask and doing weird...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 08-10-2011, 01:59 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 2,818
Posted By crazymike
Re: Demisexuality; Possession, loyalty, jealousy, dedicaton

Don't listen to all of them. I am sort of the same way, always been like this.

-I am insanely, irrationally jealous
-I am not into one night stands, and I hate when a girl is like 'lets fuck'...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 08-07-2011, 06:26 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 1,065
Posted By yawanur
Re: Why does the population continue to grow as it does?

read:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographic_transition
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 08-07-2011, 06:18 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 1,065
Posted By ysr2096
Re: Why does the population continue to grow as it does?

Most of the world's population growth is occuring in the developing world. There are a collection of European countries (and Japan) experiencing no population growth, or even population decline!
...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 07-12-2011, 04:24 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 4,217
Posted By The Risen Ghost of Hitler
Re: If you want to be happy, marry an ugly girl.

Just find a pretty girl who had an alcoholic father.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 07-12-2011, 04:23 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 4,217
Posted By Ed Lister
Re: If you want to be happy, marry an ugly girl.

How the fuck are you going to be happy when every night your dead great-great grandfather floats down into your room and watches you limply fuck your minger wife? Just standing there in the corner,...
Forum: Religion and Spirituality 07-18-2011, 11:05 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,097
Posted By GreatestGatsby4
Re: Does eating someones heart give you their powers?

no you have to eat their pineal gland yo
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 07-15-2011, 06:36 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 785
Posted By The Methematician
The Methematician's Maxim.

[1] Unfathomable conspiracies can not be conspired.

[2] Everybody's ignorant in one way or the other unless their omnipotent. None is.

[3] Pens are not mightier than sword in a land of...
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 04-07-2011, 01:48 AM
Replies: 58
Views: 2,671
Posted By water bottle
Re: Posters whose "Thanks to Thanked" ratio is off

Mine's okay.
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 04-07-2011, 01:48 AM
Replies: 58
Views: 2,671
Posted By thatsMYdog
Re: Posters whose "Thanks to Thanked" ratio is off

Everything I post is GOLD
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 04-07-2011, 01:47 AM
Replies: 58
Views: 2,671
Posted By DirtySanchez
Re: Posters whose "Thanks to Thanked" ratio is off

Mine is balanced. Thats how you know I'm a great poster. I give and receive equally:hypnohai:
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 04-07-2011, 01:45 AM
Replies: 58
Views: 2,671
Posted By Bale
Mad Posters whose "Thanks to Thanked" ratio is off

You know whatever they say is going to be pure shit.
Forum: LOL, Internet 03-04-2011, 10:23 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 1,753
Posted By Headspin
Re: Couldn't believe this today at Taco Bell

It would hilarious if the guy was dead when the manager yelled at him.
Forum: LOL, Internet 02-19-2011, 03:41 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 689
Posted By BlackopsNinja
Re: My pants are a toliet

Im on. Over 9000 ink, looks pretty bad, where should I start? Does anyone have the program that does lines instead of dots?

I'm going to try and fix the outline of the &
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 02-19-2011, 02:49 PM
Replies: 82
Views: 3,584
Posted By Snoopy
Re: Why cool people always harass weird freaks at school?

This is why I loved my high school. It didn't have this Americanized high school social structure that people always bitch/brag about. I went to a high school where almost everyone came from a poor...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 02-05-2011, 08:21 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 1,902
Posted By Yurpen
Re: Increased attractiveness towards a woman of a different race.

think of a girl you have a crush on....keep them in your head and scroll down
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Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 02-02-2011, 03:21 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 1,077
Posted By Struwwelpeter
Re: Applying for jobs

Welcome to Economic Collapse you punk ass bitch.
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 01-28-2011, 05:32 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 738
Posted By Mirana
Re: Here's what I think about Mr. Happy

He thinks to highly of himself, like his advice is the golden diarrhea out of a unicorns ass.

Personally, I find him in denial. Mr. Happy illusioned himself with hes own shit ideas. When I think...
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 01-13-2011, 01:52 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 2,545
Posted By Nero
Re: List of jews in the Obama Administration

Because that's all that needs to be said, isn't it? If someone takes issue with the Jews, fuck any line of reasoning, just call them an anti-semite and move on with it because anyone who questions...
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 01-12-2011, 12:14 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,586
Posted By Servant Girl Annihilator
Re: Should mksnowboarder be replaced with Rizzo?

i think i'm impartial to this as i don't use drugs or visit that forum often. yesterday i went in there to read some of the retarded thread, and the first post was something like "brought to you by...
Forum: LOL, Internet 11-18-2010, 10:38 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 1,481
Posted By docus
Zoklet comics issue #1

http://img686.imageshack.us/img686/4162/65676754.jpg

:smoking:
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 11-18-2010, 12:24 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 1,932
Posted By Agent 008
Cool Girls with tattoos

I always try to pick up women with tattoos. My logic is: "Here's a woman capable of making a decision she'll regret in the future!"
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 11-10-2010, 01:51 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,179
Posted By elf omg
vaginas are weird

true story
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 10-31-2010, 02:54 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 465
Posted By poast-bortem!
Mad The Wires Situation Needs To Be Fixed

How is talking about wires in our own threads, in our own space, considered harassment? It's not like we're following her around actively trying to insult her. We're doing it in the right forum, in...
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 01-23-2009, 07:32 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 1,908
Posted By RebelForce
Re: Our first BLACK president!

why won't you whites embrace what is right?

remember it is the red man who must get ahead man!..But always cross in the green, never in between.And always remember my brother, one fish, two fish,...
Forum: The Trashcan 10-20-2010, 11:43 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 760
Posted By negative_zero
Re: Digging up the hatchet..

- rep for you when we get rep enabled
Forum: The Trashcan 10-20-2010, 10:10 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 760
Posted By OMGPLZDNTBAN
Digging up the hatchet..

Hello fellows posters and welcum to my thread! There are many threads like this one but this is mine so feel free to post any thing you want. I would like to say it's a free for all in here but if...
Forum: LOL, Internet 07-12-2010, 01:58 PM
Replies: 459
Views: 15,160
Posted By HTS
Grin totse.info, &T is back

So this got posted before, but Zoklet just got raped by server problems and all that is gone. I'm not calling for anyone to quit Zoklet, however if for some reason you can be loyal to only one...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 07-27-2009, 06:44 AM
Replies: 742
Views: 29,569
Posted By Food Product
Re: The Tits'n'Penis thread.

http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/3121/hehz.jpg


Just thought I'd diversify.
Forum: It's a Conspiracy! 05-31-2009, 07:28 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 2,870
Posted By driveby
Greyfox is evil, people on this site are evil soldiers for the N.W.O.

This is the focal point for the new world order. New Age is the one world religion that will come with the illuminati. Aliens disguised as humans on the internet advice people to call on "light...
Forum: This Just In! 03-23-2009, 10:02 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,692
Posted By slowdown
Smile Non-Kosher Hot Dog Incites Rage At Jewish Eatery

http://wcbstv.com/food/non.kosher.frankfurter.2.965310.html

The mental image of people rioting over one hot dog, lol.

Also, lol, at calling hot dog the "last piece in the package"
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 03-16-2009, 03:34 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 910
Posted By bornkiller
Re: change plentyoftorrents name

He put more input into totse than what he'd ever taken out.
I pretty much guarantee he'd do the same for zoklet.
chill dude! :cool:
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 03-16-2009, 03:52 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 910
Posted By slowdown
Re: change plentyoftorrents name

I like plentyoftorrents as a poster and he has a memorable name unlike the op's whom I've already forgotten.

Here are some random points:

I've never gone to his site
He makes quality posts...
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