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Forum: Carved Outta Wood 05-10-2013, 06:09 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 199
Posted By DiStOrTiOn
Re: tanning beds

be careful with them tanning beds

it's really easy to turn yourself into a nigger
Forum: There's a Pyro in All of Us 04-25-2013, 08:17 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 1,425
Posted By INEEDMONEY
Re: Shitty Boston Marathon Bomb

Lol you niggers suck at building bombs. If I were to hypothetically build a bomb I would impersonate a purchasing director for a major farm and order up 9457 pounds of agricultural fertilizer that is...
Forum: Generally Speaking 04-24-2013, 03:34 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 290
Posted By panthrax
Re: Have you shed blood/contributed in any way to race war?

In prison, this black guy got a pack of cigarettes from me on the front. That wasn't unusual. From time to time, people needed a loan before they got their money (or commissary) in and I was willing...
Forum: This Just In! 04-20-2013, 02:54 AM
Replies: 85
Views: 1,716
Posted By 5.56 SS109
Re: Mother Of Boston Bombing Suspects Says FBI Was In Contact With Her Son

CIA needs to put her and her husband down.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 04-19-2013, 11:21 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 921
Posted By aquabania
Thumbs Down You must fight an unending battle against your girlfriend's unholy urge to get fat

When a female is searching for a mate to leach of off, her entire life revolves around looking good. She exercises, she eats well. Maybe she throws up now and then. This is all a part of an elaborate...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 04-01-2013, 06:41 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 1,111
Posted By Joe_Camel
Re: Sex tips

By now I have realized "sex tips" are just a load of bullshit and the only way to get good at sex is to do it. Reading some dumbass article online isnt going to make you any better at sex. Not to...
Forum: Generally Speaking 04-06-2013, 05:56 AM
Replies: 199
Views: 2,468
Posted By Tokerface
Re: Taking Reddit Offline For A Few Weeks

so fuck off and start posting there instead you filthy ape

nobody wants you here
Forum: Generally Speaking 04-05-2013, 08:23 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 252
Posted By Zok Jr.
Re: Black people and Niggers

stfu mud farmer
Forum: Generally Speaking 04-02-2013, 12:23 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 657
Posted By Larcenous
Re: Totse2 just got fucked.

Aww, I genuinely believed that all 12 of their members had been banned.
Forum: This Just In! 03-22-2013, 04:19 AM
Replies: 65
Views: 1,180
Posted By Spike12
Re: Former TN Titans Cheerleader Accused Of Molesting 12 Year Old Boy

Tacho not all things are equal. Niggers comes to mind.
Forum: TV and Movies 03-11-2013, 02:42 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 635
Posted By lil meech
Re: Sons Of Anarchy Hate Thread

The Old leader guy looks like a monkey.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 02-06-2013, 10:19 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 1,035
Posted By reject
Re: People at work who kinda hate you for no reason

Many people dislike me at my work, but that could be due to my policy of actively being a dick to make people dislike me on purpose for the lulz.

My supervisor hates me cos one time whilst drunk...
Forum: Generally Speaking 02-17-2013, 04:05 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 492
Posted By Tokerface
Re: Having your first beer with a family member.

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/10/103201/2386293-the_joke_your_head_3-(n1292804669453).jpg
Forum: Generally Speaking 02-18-2013, 05:04 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 529
Posted By Thetakishi
Re: I lost all my money in the stock market.

Crazy shit, I read your thread just before reading this.
Forum: LOL, Internet 02-16-2013, 07:39 AM
Replies: 203
Views: 3,586
Posted By Psych
Re: 10 Conversations on Racism I'm sick of having with white people.

You're not sick of any of it. You love it.
Forum: Fragyard 02-09-2013, 02:52 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 552
Posted By Gun Lover
Thumbs Up Re: I wish there weren't over 500 fuckin' Pokemon.

I happened to be in this mall as a young kid that was promoting pokemon or something. They had this line where you could get a free mew for pokemon red or blue. I had mine with me luckily and handed...
Forum: Revenge, Vandalism & Lulzy Bad Ideas 02-15-2013, 05:28 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 636
Posted By c400
Re: Faking playing russian roulette to freak people out

To make up for the lack of attention anyone gives him.
Forum: LOL, Internet 02-14-2013, 04:40 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 782
Posted By I Kill Null Airtime
Re: Adobe CEO can't justify charging $1400 more in Australia

People pay for Adobe's products?
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 02-10-2013, 10:25 AM
Replies: 497
Views: 7,827
Posted By WAN
Do you think trans-sexuals and transgendered people are mentally ill?

I think they are. It is a mental illness. It is no different than me saying I am a chicken, and then i start to surgically install a beak on my mouth, and asking scientist to change my skin cells...
Forum: This Just In! 02-12-2013, 10:50 PM
Replies: 72
Views: 1,937
Posted By p6867
Re: Drunk driver hits and kills two boys. Father takes his vengeance.

This is why you take jury duty. So in cases like this you can say 'not guilty'
Forum: This Just In! 02-07-2013, 07:16 PM
Replies: 730
Views: 13,249
Posted By DaGuru
Re: Manhunt for ex-cop in LA after multiple 187s. Manifesto note. Cops shoot bystand

And its gonna happen MORE AND MORE every fuckin day. Not just with former cops, but people getting sick and tired of the bullshit games cops try to play with the common citizen.

Years ago, cops...
Forum: Music! 02-07-2013, 12:53 AM
Replies: 119
Views: 2,262
Posted By shopping cart for brains
Re: Does anyone else think the beatles suck dick?

that's a fucking retarded thing to say.
Forum: Generally Speaking 02-02-2013, 04:45 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 514
Posted By Turd_Smasher
Re: Why is there no white history month?

Because we don't don't need to lie to ourselves like niggers do.
Forum: Der Politik 01-31-2013, 06:58 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 1,012
Posted By Blunderstar
Re: Are You Happy Now, The Great Depression Is About To Take Effect

Well, can't win 'em all.
Forum: LOL, Internet 02-02-2013, 12:00 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 791
Posted By Raspberry Jam
Re: "Reporter" laughs in face of stupid asian guy

Ya, that is clearly a school project, and she is laughing because he is faking that absurd accent.

In all seriousness, the OP should be banned from making threads in this forum for at least 2...
Forum: LOL, Internet 01-28-2013, 09:56 PM
Replies: 101
Views: 2,620
Posted By The Pat-Man
Re: Guy uses a taser on this loud bitch

pretty good to see a tazer used both in self defense and on someone who deserved it for a change.
Forum: LOL, Internet 01-28-2013, 09:30 PM
Replies: 101
Views: 2,620
Posted By IIIII
Guy uses a taser on this loud bitch

I woulda hit her a lot sooner than he did.

LiveLeak.com - Trashy Mom Gets Tased
Forum: Der Politik 01-25-2013, 12:55 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 677
Posted By The Pat-Man
Re: This fucking social security increase

LOL as if social security will be around when i get old.
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 08-19-2012, 02:54 AM
Replies: 65
Views: 2,183
Posted By Blunderstar
Why are people's homes so fucking boring?

I hate ranting against conformity, but holy fuck. Every home is the same. Nobody sets it up with a cool, personal design - it's just the same white walls with rugs and bookshelves and chairs and beds...
Forum: Bad Ideas 01-18-2013, 01:48 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,039
Posted By Eridani
Re: If you stole an entire cash machine - getting the money out ??

Hit it with a sledge hammer (while it is propped up on one side). Then let it fall on the head of a meth addict who is lying underneath it. The money should fall right out.
Forum: Rejected 01-04-2013, 08:01 PM
Replies: 82
Views: 1,588
Posted By Ihaveafatcock
Mad creation of a whites only subfourm

Im tired of tacho niggering up so many threads. It would be nice if white users had there own fourm to talk about white people shit.
Forum: Bad Ideas 01-05-2013, 01:40 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 2,083
Posted By HOLLISTER GUY
Re: What to do With An Empty EXPENSIVE Laptop Box

Put it in a prominent location in your house so if you have people over you don't look so poor.
Forum: This Just In! 12-23-2012, 12:11 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,192
Posted By Auschwitz Nazi Disneyland
Re: 39 niggers killed in Kenya

maybe they should consider an assault weapons ban
Forum: Generally Speaking 12-23-2012, 12:53 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 402
Posted By psychomanthis
Re: Are you living in the dark?

Black porn? Sorry, i'm not into beastiality. :thumbsdown:
Forum: What's Good 12-23-2012, 12:55 AM
Replies: 84
Views: 2,293
Posted By AMFYOYO
This Is Good Bye

Why is this in What's Good it's just another BS good bye thread and does not belong here. Well yes, it is a good bye thread but what it really ii, is a good bye thread.

Let me explain. The time of...
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 12-19-2012, 11:56 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 330
Posted By AMFYOYO
Re: ATN: All Derp Eyed Niggers

Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 22) You are the worst of the lot. You are devious in business and cannot be trusted. You can achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are the...
Forum: This Just In! 12-11-2012, 08:54 PM
Replies: 77
Views: 1,498
Posted By Malice
Re: Haha, London is now GRAY.

No, it probably has more to do with their incredibly disproportionate crime rates, welfare dependence/abuse, and destructive culture.
Forum: This Just In! 12-11-2012, 08:09 PM
Replies: 77
Views: 1,498
Posted By southernsun
Re: Haha, London is now GRAY.

Actually, most brits north of birmingham give a shit, we hate the fact its becoming a paki infested shit hole.
Forum: Generally Speaking 12-16-2012, 01:07 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 479
Posted By Communicate
Re: awful pickup lines

some guy told me this one once, he said he invented it and intended to use it as a joke.

you go to a bar or something, with a lime. you see an attractive women, and you roll the lime so it hits...
Forum: Generally Speaking 12-16-2012, 02:08 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 573
Posted By FONAPLATS
Re: 20 year old Adam Lanza murders 26 people in shooting spree

You have something way worse than anything a gun can do. Extreme inbreeding.
Forum: Der Politik 12-14-2012, 06:12 PM
Replies: 527
Views: 8,562
Posted By p6867
Re: What will it take for the US to begin a real conversation about guns?

At the end of the day, some people dying isn't a big enough deal to give up a fundamental human right.
Forum: This Just In! 12-14-2012, 05:23 PM
Replies: 313
Views: 5,424
Posted By -SpectraL
Re: Breaking News From 30 minutes ago.

http://www.live5news.com/story/20346133/reports-27-dead-18-children-in-ct-elementary-school-shooting

This is another federal black flag operation in order to garner sympathy to disarm the people....
Forum: Music! 12-14-2012, 11:17 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 405
Posted By Spike12
Re: Guy who Chief Keef Ordered a hit on

I disagree the high black on black murder rate is one of black peoples only redeeming qualities.
Forum: Der Politik 12-04-2012, 10:53 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 814
Posted By chilldo
If you think communism works, you've never had lazy room mates

In my current living situation, there are a couple of us who keep everything running. Grocery shopping, washing dishes, paying our rent on time, etc.

then theres always a couple people who do...
Forum: Revenge, Vandalism & Lulzy Bad Ideas 12-08-2012, 06:40 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 360
Posted By Dr. Awkward
Re: Making your own radiation machiene??

The fact that you can't spell "machine" doesn't give me high hopes for this prospect.
Forum: Fragyard 11-30-2012, 02:51 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 1,898
Posted By NamelessNom4d
Confused go home shark, you're drunk

http://i.imgur.com/dc8g6.jpg

So anyone else playing Far Cry 3? The game is pretty sweet, and this glitch made me lol, especially since this is the first time I've seen a shark.
Forum: What's Good 12-07-2012, 11:29 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 173
Posted By Tokerface
Thumbs Up Putting TheChimpKing on ignore is what's good.

His posts are all boring and banal one-liners.

I suggest you all do the same.

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/000/142/feelsgood.jpg
Forum: This Just In! 12-07-2012, 08:37 PM
Replies: 111
Views: 3,371
Posted By Raspberry Jam
Re: Australian DJs prank call UK hospital pretending to be Queen; Nurse suicides

Anyone who cares about British royalty in anyway is mentally retarded. First off, britain in the stupidest place in existence, secondly, their 'royalty' has no real power. Its like an even gayer...
Forum: What's Good 11-22-2012, 04:49 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 1,583
Posted By IWD
My Dad is fucking awesome.

He lets me move back home for free to work online for the final year of a diploma that I just received, and then makes me food & shit while I couldn't work or do anything but be a miserable mess for...
Forum: LOL, Internet 11-18-2012, 09:07 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 336
Posted By THE BULK HULK
Conan O'Brien reviews Hitman: Absolution

Conan O'Brien Reviews "Hitman: Absolution" - Clueless Gamer - CONAN on TBS

Conan O'Brien Reviews "Hitman: Absolution" - Clueless Gamer - CONAN on TBS - YouTube
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