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Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 08-23-2012, 10:30 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 1,165
Posted By ( )
Re: Ten dollar shot

Watch out, PTSD + liquor alone from what I've seen leads to trouble, throw some benzos in the mix I could see it ending very poorly.
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 08-19-2012, 03:02 AM
Replies: 65
Views: 2,318
Posted By ThaTermeneter
Wink Re: Why are people's homes so fucking boring?

Because when your day consists of posting on zoklet and masturbating, somehow the money to build the custom home you always wanted never presents itself.
Forum: Bad Ideas 03-26-2012, 07:09 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 984
Posted By Obbe
Grin Re: Guy put Van in my name, thinks am retarded hahaha

You may want to get yourself checked out, may be retarded.
Forum: This Just In! 03-23-2012, 03:11 AM
Replies: 109
Views: 3,743
Posted By Lucid
Re: 65 year marriage ended by a nigger

We should just start hanging random niggers from trees as preventative maintenance for society again.
Forum: This Just In! 03-23-2012, 03:30 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,186
Posted By Piles of Crack
Re: Fox News criticizes japanese anime and Dr. Seuss for being anti-1%

Fox News exists solely for the purpose of giving Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert material.
Forum: LOL, Internet 12-28-2011, 06:49 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 2,189
Posted By Figure-8
Lightbulb Water has Memory

Water has Memory
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 10-20-2011, 09:27 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 7,638
Posted By Vizier
Re: Masturbating device for men : Cobra libre

I'm fine using my hand for free, thanks.
Forum: The Trashcan 08-25-2011, 10:55 PM
Replies: 189
Views: 13,490
Posted By DrunkOnAluminium
Re: New pics of me and my gf being intimate

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS9qERKC59rv9RyRB6jVJfJxP3r7Zg0occJg3sBBZY0xo4aoCvu

YARGHHH Were gonna need more then one harpoon to take down that whale......


YARGHHHH I would not...
Forum: LOL, Internet 05-15-2011, 05:41 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 2,100
Posted By Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger
Mad Re: Old Man Beats Up Gangster! :muahaha:

http://i51.tinypic.com/2uper8o.jpg
Forum: This Just In! 05-12-2011, 04:18 AM
Replies: 419
Views: 19,119
Posted By crazzyass
Re: Zoklet member arrested by FBI

Good to know Zok has our back. :thumbsup:
Forum: LOL, Internet 03-31-2011, 09:21 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 1,300
Posted By Creepy Lurker Dude
Re: This is the freakiest thing ive ever seen.

http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Science/images-3/mars-attacks.jpg

dah dah dahdah dah
Forum: LOL, Internet 03-15-2011, 06:38 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 2,486
Posted By AdMech
Thumbs Up Re: Must focus on school. Must not give in to temptation.

Bravo to Todd for standing firm in his commitment to academic excellence. :cool: Iron within, iron without!

I want to know more of the story behind this, though. :confused: Was any other...
Forum: LOL, Internet 10-29-2010, 06:42 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 2,750
Posted By Thank Me!
Type into google "define:kaster"

and thank me if you laughed
Forum: LOL, Internet 08-18-2010, 04:20 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,715
Posted By Struwwelpeter
Re: Post your ugliest Facebook friend!

What's next? I can imagine Chewbacca looking alright?
Forum: Fragyard 08-23-2010, 08:22 AM
Replies: 63
Views: 2,199
Posted By Dog
Confused Re: Games which need to hurry the fuck up

Are you gay or something?
Forum: News 06-23-2010, 04:56 PM
Replies: 59
Views: 8,638
Posted By Zok
New Server is here!!!

So I just spoke with the folks at the data center - our new server has been set up and plugged in. I'm currently installing software and configuring it to go live. After I'm confident that we're...
Forum: DIY 06-16-2010, 07:47 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 806
Posted By Lead Oxide
Re: I quit

Your too good to quit, your the closest person to this guy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Hahn). The world needs intelligent people who take risks, there are few people in the world who have...
Forum: This Just In! 06-15-2010, 09:48 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 671
Posted By LSA King
Re: Mobile Phone users up to 5 times more like to develop a brain tumour

You are 50x more likely to develop carpal tunnel syndrome if you use a keyboard. Not actual statistics but I am sure it's even higher. Just proving a point. You are more likely to develop...
Forum: Fragyard 06-15-2010, 05:50 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 1,757
Posted By Rolf
Re: Nintendo just won E3

It matters not, for the Wii means they have failed in this generation of consoles, states Sir Rolf.
Forum: This Just In! 06-15-2010, 03:40 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 482
Posted By Erorr
Re: Simple Equation to Fix BP Oil Spill

Lamebook already told you why not!

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/planet1.png
Forum: LOL, Internet 06-15-2010, 03:33 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 16,167
Posted By Rolf
Re: Post pix of your vagina thread

http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-01-23/1232666953995.jpg
Forum: Bad Ideas 06-14-2010, 05:02 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 731
Posted By -SpectraL
Re: Any Apple Store Employees

Ya... I don't really pander much to the value of canvassing members for their personal information. I figure if an Apple employee wants to contribute to a particular Apple subject, and somebody else...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 06-11-2010, 06:20 AM
Replies: 52
Views: 2,563
Posted By FrY
Re: My Dealer wants to kill my dog

Get some cat earz and sew a tail on your ass, go over there and knock on his door immediately get on all fours and meow like your in heat when he opens the door. This should satisfy him, if he...
Forum: Support and Suggestions 06-03-2010, 04:41 AM
Replies: 26
In Consideration: @zoklet.net email addresses
Views: 1,048
Posted By mr.blunt
Re: @zoklet.net email addresses

I want Iwastemytime@zoklet.net
Forum: Support and Suggestions 06-04-2010, 10:40 AM
Replies: 721
Views: 39,845
Posted By MandatorySuicide
Re: Name Change Requests

That one is taken.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 06-02-2010, 02:53 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 686
Posted By Tick Tock
Re: At my whits end!

http://www.webehigh.com/

Find your area and hopefully you will find some info that helps. That site won't introduce you to dealers but it will give you a vague idea of the quality and prices of...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 05-30-2010, 02:15 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,299
Posted By adhesive tape
Re: Poll: i smoke weed like it's my job.

http://www.thelyricarchive.com/img/pic/380501-381000/380663/album-469883
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 05-29-2010, 06:13 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 581
Posted By Dfg
Re: the stonedest dude on zoklet

http://www.nationalturk.com/en/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/2-year-old-child-smoking-video.jpg
Forum: Fragyard 05-30-2010, 08:09 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 2,532
Posted By Reality Apologist
Re: Best evil video game character

http://qntm.org/files/hl/glados.jpg
Forum: Bad Ideas 05-30-2010, 08:25 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 839
Posted By Ian Huntley
Re: what happens if

http://s3.amazonaws.com/satisfaction-production/s3_images/32829/get-the-fuck-out_inline.jpg

your own thread
Forum: This Just In! 05-28-2010, 03:40 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 8,270
Posted By Jeff Gatherer
Re: Paramore lead singer posts nude pics on twitpics, then removes them

Miley Cyrus next?
Forum: This Just In! 05-28-2010, 11:41 AM
Replies: 54
Views: 8,270
Posted By ZeroMalarki
Paramore lead singer posts nude pics on twitpics, then removes them

http://www.talkentertainment.com/TalkBack.aspx?art=19131


http://i.imgur.com/cdt56.jpg
Forum: LOL, Internet 05-28-2010, 06:11 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 681
Posted By Cito
Re: Butt drugs -probably not safe

cUhtv2XOolU

reminded me of this :P
Forum: LOL, Internet 05-27-2010, 06:40 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 1,865
Posted By Misguided Russian
Mad drunk nigger falls off bridge gets hit by fire truck

http://mediafetcher.com/article_full.php?id=102722

gets hit by truck at like 0:55
Forum: Support and Suggestions 05-23-2010, 02:51 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 944
Posted By -SpectraL
Re: recognition for an outstanding member

I am very uncomfortable having a self-professed coupon-narc in Bad Ideas. It just ain't good for business.. ya know?

:uber-angryface:
Forum: The Trashcan 05-23-2010, 07:49 AM
Replies: 125
Views: 3,226
Posted By Raptor Ribs
Eating fruit is morally wrong

Its fucking disgusting. Fruits are LIVING beings. You shouldn't just fucking eat them. No one knows for sure if apples can feel pain or not. At least most farm animals are killed quickly, people put...
Forum: Support and Suggestions 05-21-2010, 04:56 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 499
Posted By Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger
Re: Zoklet Mobile

I thought you just scroll to the very bottom of the page and on the left hand side choose the mobile theme?
Forum: Revenge, Vandalism & Lulzy Bad Ideas 05-18-2010, 12:46 AM
Replies: 54
Views: 2,766
Posted By stupid noob
Re: Teacher must pay

It's grammar, retard.
Forum: Visual Arts 05-17-2010, 11:53 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 996
Posted By insanebuslady
Photographing Abandoned Shit

Check out my photos of abandoned things. Let me know what you think. Contribute your own if your into this kinda thing too..

http://www.flickr.com/photos/33940411@N08/

I know some of you will...
Forum: LOL, Internet 05-17-2010, 10:15 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 719
Posted By Rainycity
Re: Real Hood Rats

http://i598.photobucket.com/albums/tt68/Rainycity/1274089124578.jpg
Forum: LOL, Internet 05-17-2010, 08:14 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 2,626
Posted By Rimbaud
Re: girls in bikinis

girls in bikinis.

hawt girls in bikinis.

...hawt girls in bikinis that do anal!!!
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 05-09-2010, 03:20 AM
Replies: 74
Views: 2,430
Posted By Mashleshmash
Re: What is your stance on getting pets high?

Terrible troll.
Forum: LOL, Internet 05-12-2010, 06:27 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 1,832
Posted By Cunto McFadyen
Re: Dad taking full inpact of a car crash to protect his baby

No it wouldn't you fucking dick.
Forum: Rejected 05-11-2010, 07:03 PM
Replies: 100
Views: 3,123
Posted By FrY
Re: Remove user titles

Yes, Its like lvling up.
Forum: LOL, Internet 05-04-2010, 01:52 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 1,448
Posted By kervin
Re: Muthafucking cat attack!!!

:mad:

what is entertaining about a lowlife tormenting a baby that is helpless against the abuse. the fucks the matter with you?
Forum: Fragyard 05-03-2010, 11:14 PM
Replies: 163
Views: 4,222
Posted By Arcade
Grin I started playing Ocarina of Time again...

First time in probably 10 years or so. This game is fuckin great, I forgot how good it was.

I just finished the water temple, fuck it made me :rant: This is my 3rd time playing it but I forgot a...
Forum: The Trashcan 05-01-2010, 02:02 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 418
Posted By Midnight Sun
Mad dick-butt

*poops in the VIP lounge*
Forum: LOL, Internet 04-29-2010, 01:36 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 876
Posted By Femme Fatale
Re: Demonoid down AGAIN

Demonoid is the only option.

Never, will I succumb to Isohunt.
Forum: Holes and Ink 04-21-2010, 04:00 AM
Replies: 66
Views: 2,808
Posted By DrManhattan
Re: ATT <(((-<

Your face is too cute for that weird shit.. just get a monroe or something
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 04-24-2010, 09:43 AM
Replies: 88
Views: 5,162
Posted By TheDarkRodent
Re: What is so bad about reusing needles?

Germs are bad M'kay
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