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Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 01-31-2013, 04:51 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 1,223
Posted By Mutant Funk Drink
Re: My girlfriend hasnt given me sex in 4 months

You shouldn't be surprised; she's a woman, and women don't need sex like men do. Some may disagree with me, but I say they're either lucky or they just haven't had enough experience with women. ...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 01-31-2013, 05:15 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 1,223
Posted By Painzstake
Re: My girlfriend hasnt given me sex in 4 months

This just screams the fact that she's cheating on you. How's her moods towards you in general? Is she less intimate across the board?
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 01-31-2013, 04:45 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 1,223
Posted By DJ Meaty Cheeks
Re: My girlfriend hasnt given me sex in 4 months

http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs51/f/2009/324/4/0/PROBLEM_SOLVED_by_OBBARG.jpg

Also: prostitutes FTW
Forum: This Just In! 01-10-2013, 06:48 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,010
Posted By Fanglekai
Re: 90-year old Saudi man marries 15-year old girl

I was thinking gassing them is a good start.
Forum: LOL, Internet 01-10-2013, 12:04 PM
Replies: 155
Views: 3,306
Posted By Malice
Re: 18 Children DEAD In FLU OUTBREAK In 2013

Ban assault viruses.
Forum: LOL, Internet 01-10-2013, 11:57 AM
Replies: 155
Views: 3,306
Posted By p6867
Re: 18 Children DEAD In FLU OUTBREAK In 2013

Wait, so the flu is killing the people most likely to die from the flu?

Holy shit i bet jews are doing it.
Forum: Support and Suggestions 01-09-2013, 08:27 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 262
Posted By psychomanthis
Re: Photoshop forum

While in essence being a good idea, we have a forum for stuff like that. Namely; visual arts. Should visual arts have a dedicated mod it might be possible to keep a thread as you describe stickied in...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 12-20-2012, 09:17 PM
Replies: 318
Views: 20,875
Posted By is all mememememe with me
Re: If you could fuck anyone in the world?

dunno if i can actually single it down but these would certainly be right up there.

ariel rebel
...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 12-20-2012, 08:03 PM
Replies: 318
Views: 20,875
Posted By Legend
Re: If you could fuck anyone in the world?

:fap:
Forum: Neurons & Needles 11-11-2012, 04:10 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 531
Posted By Issue313
Heart Re: Experiencing strange tiredness

Could be too much Iron, Haemochromatosis.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_overload
Forum: What's Good 11-06-2012, 02:53 PM
Replies: 108
Views: 10,957
Posted By Average Fuckin Joe
Hypno-HAI Re: suicide girls

You forgot the best one.
The tattoo underneath her tits makes me go :lsd:

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly5suaTKVp1qf1evjo3_1280.jpg...
Forum: Generally Speaking 11-10-2012, 05:11 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 632
Posted By Sir Cornwell
Re: how do i get laid

Take a pigeon to a bar.

Get a hot girl's attention.

Kill the pigeon.

Eat it raw.

Get mad puss.
Forum: Pics, or it didn't happen 10-11-2012, 10:42 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 1,504
Posted By Actor
Arrow I went to an abandoned house today.

I found this abandoned house on google maps and spontaneously decided to go over there and explore it today. I was able to get inside. The camera on my phone isn't that good but it's all I have to...
Forum: Bat Country 11-01-2012, 10:30 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 191
Posted By Lord hang man
Re: That confusing moment when

Deal yourself a hand of solitaire.
Forum: This Just In! 09-22-2012, 11:38 PM
Replies: 74
Views: 2,051
Posted By mizled
Re: Cops Shoots, Kills Mentally Ill Amputee in a Wheelchair

Seems like overkill actually, he already had a leg up on an unarmed suspect.
Forum: This Just In! 09-22-2012, 11:31 PM
Replies: 74
Views: 2,051
Posted By mizled
Re: Cops Shoots, Kills Mentally Ill Amputee in a Wheelchair

The pen is mightier than the sword, so it stands to reason that you shouldn't wave one at someone holding a gun.
Forum: Bat Country 09-21-2012, 11:48 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 759
Posted By aquabania
Re: possible comedy skit ideas...

a surgeon with Parkinson

next fall on NBC

"Dr. Shakes"
Forum: Bat Country 09-23-2012, 11:01 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 375
Posted By Pancake
Re: So I've been diagnosed epileptic now.

http://www.ilechoo.com/gallery/albums/gifs/You_Deserve_A_Seizure_For_Your_Posts.gifhttp://www.ilechoo.com/gallery/albums/gifs/You_Deserve_A_Seizure_For_Your_Posts.gifhttp://www.ilechoo.com/gallery/alb...
Forum: Bat Country 03-12-2012, 01:49 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 479
Posted By Grand Central Nigger
Mad Re: College studens

Oh wahh I have to wake up to make it to an 8am class.

Too bad they don't sell backbone on the internet...
Forum: This Just In! 12-28-2010, 12:17 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 3,179
Posted By Issue313
Re: Mexican Cartels Kill/Kidnap/Chase Off Entire Police Force

Its amazing that Mexico, a country that really doesn't care about drugs, nonetheless keep drugs illegal on the say so of Uncle Sam. Its a weird third world inferiority complex. Mexico, America...
Forum: LOL, Internet 06-01-2012, 06:45 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 290
Posted By IIIII
crow adopts kitten

Odd story that is very well documented that shows a crow helping a kitten survive and forming a relationship.

Crow and Kitten are Friends - YouTube
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 04-10-2012, 03:45 AM
Replies: 107
Views: 3,611
Posted By Delia
Re: It must suck to be a woman.

wow, sounds intense! I've had it many times where I've multi-orgasmed so hard that from the waste down I was shaking like Don Knotts(or however his last name is spelled) & where I couldn't catch my...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 04-01-2012, 12:53 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 1,914
Posted By arleybob
Re: We are fucked.

Autism is the new ADD.

How many kids do you think were "autistic" back in the old days when physical punishment and next-to-slave-labor were the normal ways of life?

None, I bet. Not one kid...
Forum: Bat Country 04-04-2012, 07:59 AM
Replies: 49
Views: 1,467
Posted By Duke Zion
Re: Apr 5, 1994: Kurt Cobain dies - Mar 1, 1994: Justin Bieber is born

It's grunge you dickhead
Forum: Bat Country 04-04-2012, 07:53 AM
Replies: 49
Views: 1,467
Posted By Pancake
Re: Apr 5, 1994: Kurt Cobain dies - Mar 1, 1994: Justin Bieber is born

Fuck you for not appreciating Kurt Cobain, proclaims Pancake.
Forum: Support and Suggestions 04-02-2012, 07:25 PM
Replies: 96
Views: 3,381
Posted By The Duke
Re: Official: User titles theme - your opinion.

Yes, change it. How about something military rank themed.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 03-27-2012, 06:13 AM
Replies: 107
Views: 3,611
Posted By Zanick
Re: It must suck to be a woman.

Sometimes I wish I had tits though :o
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 01-19-2010, 05:41 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 4,466
Posted By Red Roundup
Grin Re: handjob from a virgin..

So you just masturbated for the first time?
Forum: Fragyard 03-11-2012, 05:34 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,149
Posted By NamelessNom4d
Re: Halo 4

Tyrian 2000 - 47 - Nose Drip - YouTube

:confused:
Forum: Fragyard 03-11-2012, 03:17 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,149
Posted By Playground Legend
Re: Halo 4

Gaylo: Reach Around 2
Forum: Fragyard 02-29-2012, 03:33 PM
Replies: 106
Views: 2,754
Posted By IWD
Re: The Nintendo Wii is the worst console Nintendo has ever made.

Dude..

Mario 64
Pilotwings
Zelda: Ocarina of time
Zelda: Majoras Mask
Wave Race 64
Mario Kart 64
Goldeneye 007
Perfect Dark
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 01-15-2012, 03:56 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 1,938
Posted By Clover
Thumbs Up Re: 2 girls which would you choose?

Both of them.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 01-14-2012, 10:17 PM
Replies: 83
Views: 2,483
Posted By Mayweather
Re: Well, I fucked up... That's Life I guess.

lol at this faggot.

:youmad:
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 01-08-2012, 02:15 AM
Replies: 99
Views: 4,365
Posted By J.P.W
Re: Attracted to a high school girl

Use your brain and realize that things are not always what they seem.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 01-07-2012, 11:25 PM
Replies: 84
Views: 2,600
Posted By pseudonym
Thumbs Up Re: why my girlfriend no touch my peni5??

Get her drunk.
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 11-28-2011, 08:35 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 6,990
Posted By Vizier
Re: Girl gets pregnant by an animal. Her family bars her from thanskgiving dinner.

Is it weird I was expecting some news about getting somehow pregnant by a horse or something?
Forum: This Just In! 12-28-2011, 08:47 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 1,960
Posted By adrieann
Re: Black rapper dies from fried chicken OD

That has be the most nigger way to die ever.
Forum: What's Good 11-20-2011, 09:45 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 1,790
Posted By Vizier
Re: Tea is good

Horchata Atole CHOCOLATE DE LA ABUELITA :mad:
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 11-12-2011, 12:10 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 4,615
Posted By m.060.mm
Re: my friend is hooked on whip cream nitrous chargers.

http://hollywoodhatesme.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/troll.jpg
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 08-12-2011, 10:06 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 4,615
Posted By virgil caine
Re: my friend is hooked on whip cream nitrous chargers.

is your freind steveo from jackass ?
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 08-12-2011, 09:59 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 4,615
Posted By Cytosine
Re: my friend is hooked on whip cream nitrous chargers.

Huff Raid.
Forum: The Trashcan 11-02-2011, 01:50 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 827
Posted By Ghoul
Re: My GF is proud I finally got it fully erect.....

That my good sir, is one small tent.
Forum: Revenge, Vandalism & Lulzy Bad Ideas 10-25-2011, 06:23 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 1,556
Posted By The Duke
Re: Need to get rid of some competition in the office.

Pretend you're black.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 08-03-2011, 05:49 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 2,359
Posted By Om Namah Shivaya
Re: Achieve a euphoric state of mind...legally

lol salvia

"GUYS THE CEILING IS TALKING TO ME AND HOLY SHIT, AM I A DOLPHIN? WHAT THE FUUuuuAHahahAHaAhAhAhaa"

it's not euphoric it's straight madness.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 07-25-2011, 02:20 PM
Replies: 123
Views: 11,969
Posted By Rolf
Re: Hot blonde or hot Asian?

Or maybe it is dude's a Lanny, ponders Rolf.
Forum: Music! 07-17-2011, 08:05 PM
Replies: 88
Views: 2,832
Posted By Vizier
Re: music that gets you laid

Slayer - Raining Blood - YouTube
Forum: This Just In! 07-01-2011, 02:45 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 4,849
Posted By Hydroponichronic
Re: 15 year old's house raided by FBI for posting CP on /b/

Quoted for epic truth.

:mad:
Forum: It's a Conspiracy! 06-28-2011, 11:44 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 660
Posted By J.P.W
Re: Those Who Know Will Understand

Kill your television.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 06-10-2011, 05:23 AM
Replies: 230
Views: 10,827
Posted By Mashleshmash
Re: Parents out of town: sister gone wild!

They're on like the 2nd or 3rd page.

You lazy niggers. On THIS page. How did you miss it?

http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showpost.php?p=2733147&postcount=173
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 06-02-2011, 04:18 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 3,044
Posted By Headspin
Re: So what drugs are YOU done with?

what... you don't like the interdimensional bugs crawling on your body dragging you back to the nest? I thought that shit was epic.
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