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Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 04-17-2012, 10:38 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 2,231
Posted By McTaggot
Re: Awkward roommate advances - wwyd?

Tell him to back the fuck off. I think that I, if not just for the humor value, would get a can of MACE and then talk it all over with him, then intentionally overreact if he tries anything. In that...
Forum: Rejected 04-01-2012, 02:00 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 834
Posted By McTaggot
Re: Ability to not accept thanks

At the rate I'm going, I still have a year to go before I hit triple digits.
Forum: Fragyard 04-02-2012, 05:47 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 2,263
Posted By McTaggot
Re: Goddamn, Pokemon was so cool.

Given to me on a biscuit, maybe two (not sure if there was blotter on the other biscuit).
I was mostly too young to get what the fuck was going on, so i was fully psychotic thinking i was gonna...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 04-02-2012, 02:58 PM
Replies: 218
Views: 5,377
Posted By McTaggot
Re: Drinking rubbing alcohol

Everyone needs to go watch shoenice22 on youtube, that shit is fucked. He eats fucking icy heat with chillies, and can smash a bottle of goldschlager in 15 seconds.
Forum: Weapons and Combat 04-03-2012, 01:37 AM
Replies: 58
Views: 1,869
Posted By McTaggot
Re: ITT: We talk about what Martial art we use as our base for self defense

If someone comes too close for you to shoot them, they are close enough for you to knee them in the ribs, kick their legs out and slam them in the face. I reckon pistol whip would work pretty well...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 04-01-2012, 05:10 AM
Replies: 218
Views: 5,377
Posted By McTaggot
Re: Drinking rubbing alcohol

I have also set someone on fire once. Was mostly an accident though. I had this cigarette lighter, and you could flick the top down and it would become a cigar lighter that has like, a rocket flame....
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 03-30-2012, 08:48 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 2,405
Posted By McTaggot
Re: Auto erotic asphyxiation

I didn't sell you an ID mate...
Forum: Bad Ideas 03-28-2012, 07:11 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 2,192
Posted By McTaggot
Re: Controlled deliveries by police

Australian Customs can open your mail, policy is to scan it and everything first, but they are allowed to open it if they want to. We have a 1/20 policy, every 20th package is sent through a scanner....
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 03-28-2012, 11:39 AM
Replies: 107
Views: 3,708
Posted By McTaggot
Re: It must suck to be a woman.

^Seriously, when I was younger, like, 15 or 16, all the girls could just buy alcohol without getting asked for ID. Like, 14yo girl could just walk in and buy shit. Envied it enough to get a fakie,...
Forum: LOL, Internet 03-27-2012, 09:04 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 1,200
Posted By McTaggot
Re: KONY 2012 Exec Jokes About Keeping $900K For Himself!

This kony shit. Seriously just had enough of it.
Forum: LOL, Internet 03-26-2012, 12:24 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 1,256
Posted By McTaggot
Re: BREAKING NEWS: Book about &TOTSE published

ahh, the good ol' Totse days.
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 03-26-2012, 11:32 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 1,082
Posted By McTaggot
Re: Virginity is overrated

I don't like virgins. It's kind of like something you should put on a checklist of experiences that you should possibly try, but it's not something that you should strive for. I have ticked that box...
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 03-25-2012, 06:17 AM
Replies: 63
Views: 2,023
Posted By McTaggot
Re: I hate humanity. I can't help it.

I despise humanity, well rather, all those kids who walk around and act like nothing means shit or matters and they can't give a shit about anything going on around them, apart from their facebook...
Forum: Technophiles and Technophiliacs 03-25-2012, 01:35 PM
Replies: 69
Views: 2,562
Posted By McTaggot
Re: Why do iOS devices never have standard input/output ports?

I know, I'm just arguing because I feel so bad.
Forum: This Just In! 03-19-2012, 01:55 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 952
Posted By McTaggot
Re: Julian Assange to run for Senate

You are clearly an american.

Not once did he hide like a bitch behind his website, and unless you label consentual sex without a condom as rape, then he didn't rape anybody either. Sweden has...
Forum: Bad Ideas 03-21-2012, 12:15 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 541
Posted By McTaggot
Re: Obtaining House Keys

^I'm not saying your wrong, and I agree that it is a little paranoid, but...

If they have a string of break ins, say 5 or 6, in a small area, someone may realise that
1. They are all open houses...
Forum: This Just In! 03-19-2012, 10:04 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 952
Posted By McTaggot
Re: Julian Assange to run for Senate

Are you actually trolling now? Sex without a condom is not rape, and is not a charge for which an extradition warrant should even be issued. Let alone actually passed. The charges have been doctored...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 09-25-2011, 03:28 PM
Replies: 105
Views: 4,800
Posted By McTaggot
Re: Girl says I have a great personality and amazing body.. but she wants to be just

Hmm, i agree, the part where he say he would brag about rape is a bit iffy,
I have seen rape, i have seen it break people down and fuck up their lives. This isn't rape.
Trolly just has trouble...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 09-18-2011, 11:15 PM
Replies: 105
Views: 4,800
Posted By McTaggot
Re: Girl says I have a great personality and amazing body.. but she wants to be just

^^it's only actual rape if he hit her a few times and held her down quite violently, it's not rape just because he dragged her into the bushes, it's just encouragement... Haven't seen the thread...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 09-22-2011, 10:29 AM
Replies: 193
Views: 8,606
Posted By McTaggot
Re: How to screw my teacher

It is frowned upon, if not illegal no matter which way you look at it. She is a teacher, you are a student, and therefore, it is socially not accepted, however she teaches you/supervises you, as...
Forum: Bad Ideas 09-22-2011, 08:25 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 1,065
Posted By McTaggot
Re: Carding Question

^about 5 years ago, i managed to get some cards working with ATM's, if you get the pin and the correct encoding then it will work every time with ATM's (well, <5% of the time, but...) i managed to...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 09-18-2011, 03:25 PM
Replies: 105
Views: 4,800
Posted By McTaggot
Re: Girl says I have a great personality and amazing body.. but she wants to be just

If you think she is the best girl you know then tell her that she is. Tell her that she is the most beautiful, that she is prettier than anyone else you know, and also that she is the...
Forum: Technophiles and Technophiliacs 09-14-2011, 12:15 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 2,389
Posted By McTaggot
Re: Cloaking Your Website Location so “They” Can’t Figure Out How to Take It Down

Try anonymous speech hosting. it's expensive but they are offshore in malaysia, so no free world country has jurisdiction to take it down
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 09-15-2011, 06:31 AM
Replies: 58
Views: 4,183
Posted By McTaggot
Re: fucking a virgin

^and have a blood-soaked dick/face/hands and bed.
It's not as great as it sounds, I've had plenty of bids with tight pussies who weren't virgins. If you actually manage to get into her pants though,...
Forum: Graduation to Obligation 08-28-2011, 09:26 AM
Replies: 125
Views: 5,701
Posted By McTaggot
Re: Give me $120 and I'll give you $250

Advertising money is pathetic on small scales like this...
Forum: Generally Speaking 08-27-2011, 12:28 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 1,156
Posted By McTaggot
Re: Best ways to win fights?

I don't lose fights ;)
The advice "DO WEIGHTS" is good advice btw, but back it up with ground work. Join a fighting club (aka, KB, muay thai, MMA, any striking art basically) and get your punches...
Forum: Generally Speaking 08-24-2011, 12:58 PM
Replies: 72
Views: 7,295
Posted By McTaggot
Re: My weed tastes like shit.

Shit, didn't even see how old this shit was, holy shit, my bad... sorry guys...
Forum: LOL, Internet 08-23-2011, 01:58 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 1,751
Posted By McTaggot
Re: This is how Australians raise their children.

Here in aus, it's not where's wally, but where's walmart, There just are no walmarts in australia. No, we get coles and the "down down, the prices are going down, Down down, they're all on special...
Forum: Bad Ideas 08-10-2011, 12:47 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 2,132
Posted By McTaggot
Re: Official BnE/Burglary thread

I figure it'd be best choose rich districts.
In a rich district, nearly everybody will have day jobs, and coz their rich they all gardners and cleaners and shit.
Hereby, Daylight would be the best...
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