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Forum: What's Good 07-31-2014, 11:07 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 1,554
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 07-31-2014, 10:03 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 264
Posted By Delta Hand
Re: So ck and I.....

Like every little girl dreams of
Forum: What's Good 07-31-2014, 08:21 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 1,554
Posted By Infrared
Re: ITT: Females post detailed descriptions of their masturbation techniques/sessions

A note on periodsex: Sometimes its fun to pretend you're stabbing your woman to death with your dick! It comes out all bloody and everything.

Kay, don't worry about it. Only gays, virgins and boys...
Forum: What's Good 07-31-2014, 08:18 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 1,554
Posted By Infrared
Re: ITT: Females post detailed descriptions of their masturbation techniques/sessions

Hey, you'll get no complaints from me, I've proudly earned my red wings many times. I'm just worried about komo and Gollum, I think you frightened them! Poor guys.
Forum: What's Good 07-31-2014, 08:16 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 1,554
Posted By kreepykay
Re: ITT: Females post detailed descriptions of their masturbation techniques/sessions

I didn't realize i was on my period, or that there was that much blood...


but like I said



shit happens.
Forum: What's Good 07-31-2014, 01:58 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 1,554
Posted By Weird Sex
Forum: LOL, Internet 07-30-2014, 08:32 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 414
Posted By 5.56 SS109
Re: 2 niggers rob 18yo white girl on elevator and beat her

If her father isn't armed and hunting them down after this, he's a coward.
Forum: Bad Ideas 07-28-2014, 06:35 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 387
Posted By kreepykay
Re: Atm story

I came here thinking it would be about another kind of ATM....
Forum: LOL, Internet 07-28-2014, 08:55 PM
Replies: 141
Views: 1,917
Posted By reject
Re: Things that will make you feel old.

Der 56k Modem Klang - The 56k dialup modem sound - YouTube
Forum: LOL, Internet 07-28-2014, 05:10 PM
Replies: 141
Views: 1,917
Posted By kreepykay
Forum: I'm Gonna Kick Tomorrow 07-28-2014, 04:31 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 400
Re: Got to quit TODAY :(

you're not even talking about quitting, this thread is basically 'I can't find heroin anymore so I have to make do with suboxone'
Forum: LOL, Internet 07-28-2014, 04:56 AM
Replies: 141
Views: 1,917
Posted By kreepykay
Re: Things that will make you feel old.

I watched Rocko's Modern Life. I remember I used to get annoyed by Sheldon, the turtle.

I liked this show more though.

...
Forum: Bad Ideas 07-26-2014, 01:29 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 283
Posted By IamACop
Re: Cashing a plane ticket sombody is sending you

lol op scamed terrorist into sending him money , EPIC!

btw facepalm your sig is very hip to be square !
Forum: This Just In! 07-25-2014, 09:35 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 301
Posted By Shifty
Re: Amazon 126m Loss

It's probably from all you fags doing the refund scam.
Forum: Bad Ideas 07-16-2014, 02:59 AM
Replies: 55
Views: 1,377
Posted By kreepykay
Re: What's the craziest/stupidest thing you've done drunk?

I'm just a small town girl. Living in a lonely world.
Forum: LOL, Internet 07-23-2014, 11:02 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 157
Posted By Gollum
Re: LOL Stupid Babies Eating Lemons!

James Holmes the fuck is this thread
Forum: LOL, Internet 07-23-2014, 11:01 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 157
Posted By bigggmann
Re: LOL Stupid Babies Eating Lemons!

God babies are ugly af
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 07-22-2014, 06:41 AM
Replies: 77
Views: 1,377
Posted By Malice
Re: ATTN KREEPYKAY:

Was it...Weed Smoker?
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 07-23-2014, 10:16 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 728
Posted By Iam
Re: Lost my virginity three days ago at 20

I've fucked 2 sisters at the same time when I was 15 and handsome. begging for their turn... sluts and not hot but still proud... fingered 2 cousins 2... non are related to me lol


fucked a bitch...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 07-23-2014, 09:54 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 805
Posted By Infrared
Re: 1 million dollars to suck a dick

Hey facepalm, is your avatar a shoop or did some chick actually do that? If so, who? It looks a little shoopy but I could be wrong.
Forum: LOL, Internet 07-23-2014, 09:16 PM
Replies: 141
Views: 1,917
Posted By Unwyred
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 07-23-2014, 03:24 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 351
Posted By psychomanthis
Re: feeling better today

PROTIP: Genetic sequences only contain the letters; A, C, T, G.
Forum: LOL, Internet 07-23-2014, 01:16 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 510
Posted By Unwyred
Forum: Neurons & Needles 07-22-2014, 05:26 AM
Replies: 196
Views: 4,762
Posted By Cigreting
Re: ITT: horrible things you have done in life

fuckin solid bro, sounds exactly like the same shit id pull with the abortion thing. "bby bby bby, WEL FINISH COLLAGE N HAV FAMILY 4 REAL" :yao:
Forum: Bad Ideas 07-22-2014, 04:38 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 292
Posted By Starbuck
Re: please help!!

Says the poster who just recently graduated from mud farmer status.
Forum: Bat Country 07-22-2014, 04:34 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 266
Posted By Weird Sex
Lightbulb I wonka whistled the shit out of some hardcore faggots earlier..

Wonka Whistled those bitch ass niggas right out the door..

Wonka Whistle - YouTube

YEAH BITCH WHAT!

Wonka Whistle - YouTube

IM WONKA WHISTLIN THE SHIT OUTTA NIGGAS!
Forum: LOL, Internet 07-21-2014, 11:04 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 866
Posted By TheRascalKing
Re: Nigress gets 23.6 BILLION dollars from tobacco lawsuit

You...power abusing wooden shoe wearing little cur.
Forum: LOL, Internet 07-21-2014, 08:12 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 866
Posted By Cigreting
Re: Nigress gets 23.6 BILLION dollars from tobacco lawsuit

Dont flatter yourself faggot, you started a thread a couple days ago about how you thought you didnt do shit wrong and was escorted off the plane by agents and I thought to myself "what a moron" and...
Forum: Technophiles and Technophiliacs 07-21-2014, 03:35 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 207
Posted By NamelessNom4d
Re: New MacBook Pro won't let me install Windows.

The easiest thing to do would probably be to get your hands on a retail untouched copy of Windows 7 or Windows 8, but you could also partition the space for Windows manually, then boot off the disk...
Forum: Generally Speaking 07-21-2014, 03:59 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 642
Posted By Sybil
Forum: Generally Speaking 07-21-2014, 03:37 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 642
Posted By psychomanthis
Re: Just Got Thrown Off An Airplane!

Oh look at those pictures, both an 8 at least.

Good job you win the genetic lottery : |
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 07-19-2014, 06:35 AM
Replies: 77
Views: 1,377
Posted By HampTheToker
Re: ATTN KREEPYKAY:

Pee in her butt.

Got it.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 07-19-2014, 06:22 AM
Replies: 77
Views: 1,377
Posted By Infrared
Re: ATTN KREEPYKAY:

Sorry to interrupt, girls, but I need to point some things out to guys who fail at wimmens.

/Professor voice w/Brit accent

Jerome's experience provides a valuable anthropological insight into...
Forum: Generally Speaking 07-20-2014, 12:51 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 642
Posted By MAYOR
Re: Just Got Thrown Off An Airplane!

Yeah I was, this makes us both awsome
Forum: What's Good 07-18-2014, 01:17 AM
Replies: 127
Views: 1,531
Posted By Gollum
Re: Going to have butt sex for the first time is what's good

LSD the fact that you appear genuinely upset at this is fucking hilarious to me, I thought you were more level headed than this. For YEEEARS I have been talking about this gay stuff, I do this in...
Forum: Bad Ideas 07-19-2014, 03:03 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 620
Posted By Iehovah
Re: Sold something on ebay, buyer wants refund

Zup, Indubtrial! Indubitably a fine day here in Bad Ideas, is it not?
Forum: What's Good 07-17-2014, 10:01 PM
Replies: 127
Views: 1,531
Posted By Ph0x
Re: Going to have butt sex for the first time is what's good

I was like, wouldn't it be funny if this is a gollum thread, before I clicked on it.
Forum: What's Good 07-17-2014, 09:51 PM
Replies: 127
Views: 1,531
Posted By Weird Sex
Forum: What's Good 07-17-2014, 12:37 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 187
Posted By Rodrat
Re: Free juice is what's good

http://oyster.ignimgs.com/mediawiki/apis.ign.com/arrested-development/thumb/8/86/Buster_Bluth.png/468px-Buster_Bluth.png

This parties gonna be off the hook!
Forum: Generally Speaking 07-17-2014, 06:03 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 133
Posted By mizled
Re: Going amish

Next season on A&E - Zanick, in 'Hacking Metal'.
Forum: Book & Language Nook 07-11-2014, 03:34 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 1,086
Posted By Oplus
Re: Things you read that have affected you

It's official - American Psycho is literally one of the worst books I ever read.

There's a really good book I picked up afterwords though called "Understanding Relativity" by Stanley Goldberg....
Forum: Bat Country 07-16-2014, 08:23 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 298
Posted By hairy ballicker
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 07-16-2014, 07:00 PM
Replies: 210
Views: 6,775
Posted By Iam
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 07-16-2014, 08:20 PM
Replies: 210
Views: 6,775
Posted By Weird Sex
Re: NSFW: If you want to rate penises or someone to rate your penis...

Looks like you got a really good scoop there on the head of your penis, which you could use to scoop the semen of other breeders out while you and the gang run a train on somebody's wife.
Forum: Bad Ideas 07-16-2014, 05:26 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 476
Posted By takestime
Re: Using stolen cc online with your own adress

Go to jail.

Go directly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200.
Forum: What's Good 07-16-2014, 04:58 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 101
Posted By Iam
Charlie Sheen is a fucking BOSS

Charlie Sheen Drunk Taco Bell Drive Through - YouTube
Forum: What's Good 07-15-2014, 07:33 PM
Replies: 79
Views: 875
Posted By Average_Jane
Why can't we be friends, whyyy caaan't weee beee friendsss?!

So I think it is safe to say that there is a large variety of different people inhabiting zoklet, most of which have love/hate relationships with one another -- or just hate/hate.

I try my hardest...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 07-15-2014, 05:38 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 736
Posted By kreepykay
Re: Just Found A Teenth

http://i59.tinypic.com/13z1ms5.jpg
Forum: Bat Country 07-15-2014, 01:42 AM
Replies: 97
Views: 952
Posted By mmmmmmmQuestions
Re: who here isn't circumsized?

*doctor voice*

ok well uh, let's just take a quick peek here and get the ol' verdict eh?

*awkward doctor chuckle*

*grabs large (cold) metal forceps*
Forum: Bat Country 07-15-2014, 01:28 AM
Replies: 97
Views: 952
Posted By kreepykay
Re: who here isn't circumsized?

I think wow reference is referring to World of Warcraft
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