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Forum: LOL, Internet Yesterday, 11:11 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 384
Posted By Facepalm
Re: Things that will make you feel old.

http://i.imgur.com/bTsZohW.gif

Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger! Can I take your order?
Forum: LOL, Internet Yesterday, 01:32 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 384
Posted By Facepalm
Re: Things that will make you feel old.

http://www.i-mockery.com/blabber/pics/orbitz-bottles.jpg

Orbitz was discontinued 17 years ago.


http://carphotos.cardomain.com/ride_images/3/1135/3641/27836820006_large.jpg

Surge was pulled...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships Yesterday, 10:18 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 589
Posted By Facepalm
Re: Lost my virginity three days ago at 20

this! I once got two 1st cousins to lick each other's juices off my cock!
Forum: LOL, Internet Yesterday, 09:14 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 108
Posted By Facepalm
LOL Stupid Babies Eating Lemons!

:lol: at how they go for more, knowing it's sour.

Babies Eating Lemons for the 1st Time
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 07-18-2014, 08:47 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 589
Posted By Facepalm
Re: Lost my virginity three days ago at 20

Any girl that will have a random hook up with a guy w/o using a condom because they are "on the pill" is a slut.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 07-16-2014, 10:57 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 589
Posted By Facepalm
Re: Lost my virginity three days ago at 20

Did your anus bleed a lot?
Forum: Generally Speaking 07-21-2014, 05:46 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 532
Posted By Facepalm
Re: Just Got Thrown Off An Airplane!

http://i.imgur.com/jN9vKW0.gif
Forum: LOL, Internet 07-21-2014, 07:11 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 548
Posted By Facepalm
Re: Nigress gets 23.6 BILLION dollars from tobacco lawsuit

I take OP has never heard of tort reform? It doesn't really matter how much the Jury awards the Plaintiff, tort laws limit the amount she'll ever actually see.
Forum: Neurons & Needles 07-21-2014, 08:40 PM
Replies: 196
Views: 4,650
Posted By Facepalm
Re: ITT: horrible things you have done in life

Not having souls helps us though!
Forum: Neurons & Needles 07-21-2014, 07:20 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 252
Posted By Facepalm
Forum: Generally Speaking 07-19-2014, 06:22 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 532
Posted By Facepalm
Re: Just Got Thrown Off An Airplane!

Just don't get too wasted!



That's what I was thinking! Even gay entertainment for Gollum!
Forum: Generally Speaking 07-19-2014, 03:24 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 532
Posted By Facepalm
Just Got Thrown Off An Airplane!

So we've been in Vegas for the past two days for my Wife's AMA Conference, I've spent the last 24+ hours drinking free drinks and making bank at the tables, when it was time to go, my wife sent me a...
Forum: Bat Country 07-16-2014, 08:42 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 281
Posted By Facepalm
Re: Selena Gomez forgot to wear a bra last week

http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/shows/south-park/clip-thumbnails/season-7/0705/south-park-s07e05c02-taco-flavor-kisses-16x9.jpg

Taco Flavored Kisses
Forum: Bad Ideas 06-26-2014, 11:08 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 990
Posted By Facepalm
Re: How to get fired from my job?

http://cdn4.gurl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/erkel-gif.gif

Then scream, "Did I do that?"
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 07-19-2014, 12:39 AM
Replies: 51
Views: 653
Posted By Facepalm
Re: 1 million dollars to suck a dick

I'll bet you probably masturbate to gay porn when you're drunk. You overcompensating with the fact that you had to highlight "faggots".
Forum: Book & Language Nook 07-16-2014, 08:51 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 987
Posted By Facepalm
Re: Things you read that have affected you

Fucking this!!! :thumbsup:

This book completely rewired my brain's way of thinking!
Forum: Bad Ideas 07-17-2014, 10:00 PM
Replies: 261
Views: 20,739
Posted By Facepalm
Re: Lawsuit Settlement Thread

Just received $41.42 from the extended 2nd class action lawsuit against Apple and Circuit City from the Gen 1 iPod Nano. I took my first settlement of $17 and sent it back and joined the appeal.
Forum: What's Good 07-16-2014, 05:10 PM
Replies: 127
Views: 1,377
Posted By Facepalm
Re: Going to have butt sex for the first time is what's good

http://images.sugarscape.com/userfiles/frankiegrande123.jpg
Forum: Generally Speaking 07-17-2014, 07:05 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 74
Posted By Facepalm
Going to Vegas tonight!

My Wife just called me and told me that there is an AMA Conference in Vegas tomorrow, so we're packing up tonight and leaving for Vegas, our flight departs at 9 PM EST so we'll be getting there...
Forum: What's Good 07-17-2014, 05:01 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 231
Posted By Facepalm
Just Made $25 by...

buying a couple of 20 year olds some beer! They gave me $60, asked for an 18 pack of Bud Light, 6 pack of Redd's Apple Ale, and a 12 pack of Bud Light Lime Margarita, came back to the car with...
Forum: Bat Country 07-16-2014, 05:14 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 281
Posted By Facepalm
Re: Selena Gomez forgot to wear a bra last week

lol Anyone else notice the wet sweat stain where her tit fat and 1st belly roll come together?


She's probably a stinky beaner irl...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 07-15-2014, 05:20 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 680
Posted By Facepalm
Re: Just Found A Teenth

Yes, you are!
Forum: Bad Ideas 07-14-2014, 03:07 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 323
Posted By Facepalm
Re: oh look the new BI banner is up

I think it's fucking stupid, and it sucks!
Forum: Bat Country 07-15-2014, 01:49 AM
Replies: 97
Views: 899
Posted By Facepalm
Re: who here isn't circumsized?

*Snaps on rubber gloves*

*doctor voice*

Can I get you to scoot on down!

http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/77C179oIJfE/0.jpg

*Snaps off rubber gloves*
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 07-15-2014, 01:53 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 680
Posted By Facepalm
Re: Just Found A Teenth

Yes! It's still potent!
Forum: Bad Ideas 07-14-2014, 03:04 PM
Replies: 95
Views: 1,455
Posted By Facepalm
Re: Confronting rapist

God, leave her the fuck alone, she came here to share an experience that was oblivious was hard on her, and all you can do is bash her for the stupidest reasons, no wonder we don't have any girls...
Forum: TV and Movies 07-13-2014, 11:41 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 295
Posted By Facepalm
Re: doctor who sux

It's because they're retardis.
Forum: TV and Movies 07-05-2014, 10:59 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 389
Posted By Facepalm
Re: FARGO - the TV series

2-3 weeks isn't "ages".
Forum: Pics, or it didn't happen 07-10-2014, 11:08 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 789
Posted By Facepalm
Re: Facts about niggers

God!!! To live in a culture where I could piss on a Nigger all day long...
Forum: Pics, or it didn't happen 07-05-2014, 03:39 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 278
Posted By Facepalm
Re: No arms and no legs

Where can I buy one?
Forum: Religion and Spirituality 06-14-2014, 05:54 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 436
Posted By Facepalm
Re: Always brush your teeth

Don't you already?
Forum: This Just In! 07-02-2014, 12:17 AM
Replies: 64
Views: 1,061
Posted By Facepalm
Re: Man To Spend 30 Days In Jail For Collecting Rain Water

He is Indeed...

http://media.liveauctiongroup.net/i/4693/6733049_3.jpg?v=8C93B74EE0BEF30
Forum: This Just In! 06-29-2014, 12:07 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 735
Posted By Facepalm
Re: Ninety-Year-Old Woman Dragged Off Street And Raped

http://www.asia-insider-photos.com/image-files/mcw-old-lady-purple.jpg

Two words!

Skeet Skeet :nigga:
Forum: What's Good 06-30-2014, 11:31 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 868
Posted By Facepalm
Re: Shamed a guy infront of his girlfriend

I would have looked back at his Girlfriend and said "You told Him about us?" Thrown his roided ass into a jealous rage!
Forum: Generally Speaking 06-27-2014, 09:07 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 415
Posted By Facepalm
Re: Progressive Snapshot

I stuck mine in my Grandmother's car for 21 days, sent it back in, then got a 38% discount.
Forum: Alternative Living & World Travel 06-25-2014, 10:01 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 662
Posted By Facepalm
Re: soap as toothpaste

lol you guys got scammed!
Forum: LOL, Internet 06-21-2014, 08:44 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 435
Posted By Facepalm
Re: white women are the lowest form of life on the planet

Mexican girls are just as bad!

Dumb Mexican Girl Trying to be Gangsta

0:51 is where she gets owned!
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