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Forum: Bad Ideas 01-26-2013, 12:30 AM
Replies: 573
Views: 30,644
Posted By Delia
Re: walmart shoplifting idea

Hhmmm could work. Let us know how this worked out if you know someone who tries it.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 03-06-2013, 08:34 AM
Replies: 61
Views: 1,287
Posted By Delia
Re: "Pornography Ruined My Marriage"

Ok:ok: but only cuz you told me to...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 03-06-2013, 04:49 AM
Replies: 61
Views: 1,287
Posted By Delia
Re: "Pornography Ruined My Marriage"

Ya dig for dirt, expect to find it. This is one dumb ass broad! Instead of crying about it maybe she should be fulfilling her husbands fantasies, orrr enjoy Debbie does Dallas right along with him,...
Forum: Gluttons & Gourmets 03-21-2013, 01:52 PM
Replies: 300
Views: 4,145
Posted By Delia
Re: Last thing you ate (in detail)?

If it was a hookers breakfast wouldn't it also consist of Tube Steak or sumthin?
Forum: Generally Speaking 03-14-2013, 08:06 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 316
Posted By Delia
Re: How many squares of toilet paper do you use per visit?

I use wet wipes. Gotta keep it fresh & clean down there, ya never know when the hubby is gonna get freaky with it.
Forum: Generally Speaking 03-09-2013, 03:26 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 364
Posted By Delia
Re: My girlfriend is in Jamaica for a week - what do?

Masturbate, sleep, shower, eat, masturbate, wash your hands, sleep, drink, eat, drink, masturbate, pass out, eat, shower, call your woman, masturbate to the sound of her voice, post on here, eat,...
Forum: Generally Speaking 03-05-2013, 10:33 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 318
Posted By Delia
Re: Well it's been 8 years..

I'm sorry for your loss, I can certainly relate. We lost our first born son when he was 2 months old to Sids, he'd be 7 this month on the 12th. In here if you ever need to talk or just vent.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 03-02-2013, 04:30 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 844
Posted By Delia
Re: should i tell the dude my gf was cheating on me with about me?

I don't know bub, you wanted to hurt her & instead you messed this guys head up, that was a huge Dick move right there. Why couldn't you just of gotten a female friend to play the role of new...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 03-01-2013, 11:41 AM
Replies: 90
Views: 1,443
Posted By Delia
Re: Baby Tiem!

Like Em-or-ee
Forum: This Just In! 03-01-2013, 05:16 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 329
Posted By Delia
Re: Homeless Can’t Eat Deer Meat

I also live in the Midwest as well as growing up with a family of Hunters, always having a freezer filled with venison & other game and still do as an adult & you're wrong buddy. They do not check...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 02-28-2013, 04:47 AM
Replies: 90
Views: 1,443
Posted By Delia
Re: Baby Tiem!

He is absolutely PERFECT, just handsome as can be, tho I know I don't need to tell you, & I'm basically stating the obvious-still I just wanted to say it anyway. My son is 20 months & not a day goes...
Forum: Generally Speaking 02-25-2013, 08:20 PM
Replies: 80
Views: 631
Posted By Delia
Re: Ask Faerie Blossom (general advice thread)!

Absolutely this! Proots always has great advice!
But Duke if you can't trust this girl 110% than moving in with her is the worst choice you could ever make. You have to be able to trust her...
Forum: Generally Speaking 02-25-2013, 08:38 PM
Replies: 80
Views: 631
Posted By Delia
Re: Ask Faerie Blossom (general advice thread)!

I think that it works if the girl isn't a "materialistic, cater to me, bitch." My husband & I lived together for about 10 years before we got married & of course we've had our spats & I know allot...
Forum: Generally Speaking 02-25-2013, 05:59 PM
Replies: 80
Views: 631
Posted By Delia
Re: Ask Faerie Blossom (general advice thread)!

Duke I swear I would slap the stupid outta you if I could. Really though, you're back at this again? What do you mean your "girlfriend?" Girl must have some serious good pussy that you keep running...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 02-14-2013, 11:30 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 850
Posted By Delia
Re: Did I just experience cotton fever?

If you're nervous about going to the doctor because of having to tell them about the whole IV using thing than I would suggest finding one of those sites that you can talk directly to doctors and see...
Forum: Generally Speaking 02-13-2013, 09:11 AM
Replies: 173
Views: 1,595
Posted By Delia
Re: Kids

You rock! Thanx!
Forum: Bat Country 02-12-2013, 01:16 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 146
Posted By Delia
Re: Gonna punch my roomate in his face (again)

Give him a 5 day notice & do shit the legal way so nothing can come back to bite you in the balls. Even if he's not on the lease & lives there rent free you legally can't just toss someone out-as...
Forum: Generally Speaking 02-11-2013, 10:03 PM
Replies: 173
Views: 1,595
Posted By Delia
Re: Kids

She (& I use that term loosely) looks to be about 50ish but has the mind span of a very young boy-say about 13.
Forum: Generally Speaking 02-11-2013, 06:23 PM
Replies: 173
Views: 1,595
Posted By Delia
Re: Kids

LoL @ that pic Joe! Also love the signature!
Forum: Generally Speaking 02-11-2013, 03:36 PM
Replies: 173
Views: 1,595
Posted By Delia
Re: Kids

I'm sure the feelings mutual OP & that kids think you're a nasty, fish smelling, old hag, who is a giant bore & they want nothing to do with you either. Why do I get the feeling that you have a great...
Forum: Revenge, Vandalism & Lulzy Bad Ideas 02-06-2013, 08:31 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 1,352
Posted By Delia
Re: Need to get revenge and info on a girl who has been harassing me

Those were the Days of our Lives! I basically skimmed over your novel & all I could think was "soap opera"
Wear a ski mask & Beat the bitches teeth in, than rip her shirt off & take pics of her tits...
Forum: Generally Speaking 02-06-2013, 08:53 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 599
Posted By Delia
Re: You can have the body part of any animal

I'm surprised none of you guys said a horse penis
Forum: Bad Ideas 02-06-2013, 11:48 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 405
Posted By Delia
Re: Removing fingerprints after the fact, specifically from pill blister packs

Why not just pop em put of the blister packs, I doubt you'll get fingerprints on the pill itself.
Forum: Bad Ideas 02-04-2013, 10:29 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 997
Posted By Delia
Re: Visa PrePaid cards

How can this work since the prepaid credit cards are packaged? Plus once you remove them from there package you still gotta scratch the little area to get to the number. No one is going to buy a...
Forum: Generally Speaking 02-03-2013, 06:36 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 779
Posted By Delia
Re: Mum put password on computer

Shut the feck up you old Jew bag! Who gives a shit if he's on this site. I'll tell ya, we didn't have computers & shit when I was a teen & my ass was always out causing trouble, drinking, doin acid &...
Forum: Generally Speaking 02-01-2013, 12:15 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 398
Posted By Delia
Re: I got a food stamp card...

Sell that shit for 50¢ on the dollar, that's what the peoples do it around here for. Otherwise just hook up your aunt & uncle with some good shit as a sort of thank you for helping you out, they'd...
Forum: Neurons & Needles 01-30-2013, 05:50 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 406
Posted By Delia
Re: ate an old tin of tuna fish

Stick a tampon in yo ass, It works for me when my vagina bleeds.
Forum: Weapons and Combat 01-28-2013, 06:51 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 1,321
Posted By Delia
Re: What Kind Of Knives Do You Own?

You're welcome!
Forum: Generally Speaking 01-28-2013, 04:03 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 654
Posted By Delia
Re: Why is my Penis Hard?

I may have :vomit: a little looking at that ass in the khakis
Forum: Generally Speaking 01-27-2013, 02:41 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 414
Posted By Delia
Re: Traumatized.

Who gives a Fuck how good the sex was or how good she felt spooning against your body! She's a sorry excuse for a female & a junky at that. There is nothing that this person has to offer you so kick...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 01-24-2013, 05:53 PM
Replies: 62
Views: 1,633
Posted By Delia
Re: How am i suppose to get hard with a picky ass hooker

Fuck that paying for a hooker shit. Slap an ad on craigslist advertising your virginity & I guarantee you'll get plenty hitters. Women wanna take a mans v-card just as much as men with with women.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 01-24-2013, 09:44 PM
Replies: 62
Views: 1,633
Posted By Delia
Re: How am i suppose to get hard with a picky ass hooker

Shit, you probably could make some cash selling his virginity to the highest bidder, this goes for you as well OP.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 01-24-2013, 06:11 PM
Replies: 62
Views: 1,633
Posted By Delia
Re: How am i suppose to get hard with a picky ass hooker

Orrr you could hire the hermaphrodite poster above,.guarantee he/she will do it for the cost of some Pokemon cards
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 01-24-2013, 11:08 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 207
Posted By Delia
Re: New banner for peoo

Zoklet forum rules
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 01-24-2013, 09:59 PM
Replies: 62
Views: 1,633
Posted By Delia
Re: How am i suppose to get hard with a picky ass hooker

No way, that's fucking awesome! Shit, a person could fill up a little black book in no time. :thumbsup::thumbsup: 2 thumbs up my good sir!
Forum: LOL, Internet 01-24-2013, 11:04 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 719
Posted By Delia
Re: lmposvmcfoaismt

You couldn't tear shit apart with your little Dick. And you only mad cause girls like me have always laughed at ugly little fucks like you. Nobody even knows who you are on this forum, you're just...
Forum: Generally Speaking 01-24-2013, 04:19 AM
Replies: 106
Views: 1,311
Posted By Delia
Re: 1st annual Zoklet gathering

You can haz one or two of the strippers for your very own toy. **Everybody listen up, Hamp doesn't have to share, but he can toss them someone elses way once he used them up, only if he wants tho.**
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 01-15-2013, 10:12 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 1,163
Posted By Delia
Re: Im in a pillhead paradise

That's very cool! You deserve having any help needed to get you back on track!:thumbsup:
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 01-19-2013, 05:45 PM
Replies: 75
Views: 1,570
Posted By Delia
Re: Preggers again ....... another year of ten g's a month clear of taxes

I think it's so cool that you are gloating with such pride about becoming a daddy again! I bet you're glowing just as much as your wife. Is your daughter old enough to understand that she's going to...
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