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Forum: LOL, Internet 05-17-2013, 06:58 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 424
Posted By komokazi
Re: trolling cops

Yeah, get rid of cops and see what the fuck is going to happen. Sure there are a lot of dick-headed cops but there are some that are cool as fuck.

I did get body slammed by some cops while talking...
Forum: Technophiles and Technophiliacs 05-12-2013, 06:19 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 392
Posted By SBTlauien
Re: Understand what type my PC is

Only took me 12 hours.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 05-08-2013, 01:26 AM
Replies: 66
Views: 1,057
Posted By iMagiNation
Re: Alcoholics judging "drug addicts".

This happens with every addict. Tweekers feel superior to junkies because they get shit done, junkies feel better than tweekers because they aren't all sucked up and psychotic, psychedelic users feel...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 05-07-2013, 11:40 PM
Replies: 66
Views: 1,057
Posted By IWD
Alcoholics judging "drug addicts".

So I've been drinking a lot of beers lately. I've always enjoyed drinking beers socially. Quite a bit. I've never had to drink though.

After finally getting off of opiates, I feel fairly high...
Forum: Weapons and Combat 05-08-2013, 01:48 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 487
Posted By Vizier
Thumbs Up Re: Firing a gun with your dick

http://lh4.ggpht.com/_Y326yjilxXA/Suz1lCqbUzI/AAAAAAAAADg/HswiiqEgIaQ/s400/Cop_pelvisthrusts.gif
Forum: What's Good 05-07-2013, 10:47 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 189
Posted By reject
Re: BLTC Is What's Good

BLTC is pretty much the only forum worth reading.

One day our reports on any and all RC's will be the leading information in random cancers and illnesses 10 years from now.
Forum: Travel and World Language 05-06-2013, 07:27 PM
Replies: 221
Views: 3,734
Posted By Semiazas
My week in Chicago, with PrivacyCunt

I decided to take some time off from work and wanted to go be irresponsible somewhere outside of Texas. I end up working out a plan with PC to come stay with her and get high for a few days,...
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-06-2013, 09:11 PM
Replies: 61
Views: 578
Re: 15 more thx an i'll be on 1500

this is good fred, i like thx-fests


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Forum: Generally Speaking 05-06-2013, 09:07 PM
Replies: 61
Views: 578
Posted By ChinaCat
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-06-2013, 09:06 PM
Replies: 61
Views: 578
Re: 15 more thx an i'll be on 1500

more thx 4 you lovely peeple


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Forum: Generally Speaking 05-03-2013, 01:28 AM
Replies: 61
Views: 578
Posted By jerome
Re: 15 more thx an i'll be on 1500

it's thank time :bluecool:
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-03-2013, 12:01 AM
Replies: 61
Views: 578
15 more thx an i'll be on 1500

thx 4 teh thx gaiz


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Forum: Generally Speaking 05-03-2013, 01:50 AM
Replies: 61
Views: 578
Posted By jerome
Re: 15 more thx an i'll be on 1500

i'm out now sorry :(
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-03-2013, 04:19 AM
Replies: 61
Views: 578
Posted By Duke Zion
Re: 15 more thx an i'll be on 1500

Thank me like crazy.
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-04-2013, 10:33 PM
Replies: 61
Views: 578
Posted By Dumpster Slut
Re: 15 more thx an i'll be on 1500

Good. I wish i had Zero thanks.
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-04-2013, 11:15 PM
Replies: 61
Views: 578
Posted By psychomanthis
Forum: Fragyard 04-18-2013, 01:02 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 281
Posted By STD
Grin holy fucking shit Descent is coming back

http://preparefordescent.com/

Yeah it's supposed to be a remake, looks like it's going ahead.

Hardest game I ever played, never beat it. And not in that hard-to-bead- arcade game type stuff, it...
Forum: LOL, Internet 04-18-2013, 02:29 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 664
Posted By FONAPLATS
Giving cops a buzz.

Giving Cops A Buzz! - PRANK - YouTube
Forum: Pics, or it didn't happen 04-09-2013, 03:59 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 327
Posted By Zok Jr.
The evolution of ancient aliens guy

this made me lol hard and I don't even know who the guy in the last panel is
http://i.imgur.com/z7ORURe.png
Forum: Bad Ideas 03-20-2013, 08:01 PM
Replies: 134
Views: 6,684
Posted By emf
Re: UPDATE

orly?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Khor_Virap_second_underground_entrance.jpg
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 03-17-2013, 04:36 AM
Replies: 59
Views: 1,215
Posted By DiStOrTiOn
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 03-17-2013, 10:23 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 368
Posted By N0 W4RN1NG
Re: anyone know how to lay blotters?

I've layed blotter by using acetone to dissolve my NBOMe\HPBCD solution, laying the blotter sheet down in a glass baking pan, and then covering it with the liquid and letting it stand overnight.
...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 03-15-2013, 10:36 AM
Replies: 69
Views: 1,315
Posted By reject
Re: Local Atlanta News Discusses "New Drug" Kratom

And when you try to correct them in their eyes you're just a drug addicted junky motherfucker.

One time I tried educating my mum about drugs, she was just like how the fuck do you know all this...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 03-15-2013, 09:58 AM
Replies: 69
Views: 1,315
Posted By panthrax
Facepalm Local Atlanta News Discusses "New Drug" Kratom

http://www.wsbtv.com/videos/news/health-officials-flagging-legal-drug-kratom/vtSq6/

Oh. My. God. The news media is absolutely retarded, here are some gems from this video.

"...meant to replace...
Forum: Generally Speaking 03-11-2013, 05:36 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 226
Posted By Pathfinder
I fucking love &z

I'm fucking hammered.... And I fucking love &z. I'm fucking wasted and I fucking love every one of you guys.(even zeks weird fucking ass) Most honest true to life human beings ever to exist. I...
Forum: Travel and World Language 11-29-2012, 08:00 AM
Replies: 41
Views: 1,471
Posted By ArmsMerchant
Re: Coming to Alaska? Look me up

My wife does not wear a bra.
Forum: Music! 03-09-2013, 05:53 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 313
Re: lulzy songs

Gwar - Slaughterama (with lyrics) - HD - YouTube
Gwar- Sexecutioner.wmv - YouTube
Forum: LOL, Internet 03-08-2013, 10:16 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 649
Posted By TheRascalKing
Re: "Militant black guy" trolling shopkeepers

I am, indeed, quite peeved at my lack of ability to torment the shopkeepers of my neighborhood and be taken seriously. I wear fucking slacks, for crissakes.
Forum: Viva La Sports 03-09-2013, 05:21 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 680
Posted By p6867
Re: Wrestling Cut From The Olympics

What sucks about wrestling being eliminated is that's where you hope to go as a wrestler. There's no pro wrestling divisions. The closest you can get is MMA and the WWF. We're going to have a lot...
Forum: Music! 03-08-2013, 04:19 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 313
Posted By Mantikore
Re: lulzy songs

El Mudo - Chacarron Macarron- Crazy Music Video - YouTube

If you can call it a song
Forum: Fragyard 03-08-2013, 04:59 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 1,625
Posted By Vizier
Re: Sim City sucks so bad, retailers stopped selling it

I liked it better when not every game required fucking internet to play it.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 03-08-2013, 05:27 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 937
Posted By eesakiwi
Re: Cool shit you can do when your high

Persian carpet warehouse on acid
http://www.deviantart.com/download/48469027/pregnant_persian_carpet_by_cyberxaos.jpg...
Forum: Music! 03-07-2013, 11:20 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 993
Posted By SoulButter
Re: DOOM METAL

Not really doom metal per se, but it is pretty cool. Just found this surfing youtube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WQhqhZ4mKc

Stays true to a lot of aspects LaVeyan satanism.
Forum: Religion and Spirituality 03-05-2013, 11:31 AM
Replies: 56
Views: 1,035
Posted By meateor
Re: The Christian idea of Hell.

Hell never scared me until I read this.

http://holdinghandswithhades.edublogs.org/seven-deadly-sins-part-7-the-others-by-neil-gaiman/
Forum: History 03-05-2013, 09:51 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 1,650
Posted By Vizier
Thumbs Up Re: Most Horrible Executions of History

http://i.imgur.com/4RNUh.jpg
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 03-01-2013, 10:15 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 866
Posted By &Zenith
Re: memorable drug-related excesses

arms is on the bath salts again
Forum: This Just In! 03-02-2013, 09:11 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 374
Posted By Proots
Paranioa, fear and BEL-AIR!

http://www.wpxi.com/news/news/local/mistaken-lyrics-fresh-prince-bel-aire-theme-song-p/nWdZq/




That's right. This story was on my local news last night. Someone was calling a highschool...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 03-02-2013, 08:59 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 446
Posted By iMagiNation
Re: Very Emotional trip from 2ce???

lol, 2c-e is a fucked up drug that is best used for clandestine quantum physics.
Forum: Der Politik 02-28-2013, 06:26 PM
Replies: 73
Views: 1,269
Posted By water bottle
Re: What form of government is the US in now?

Labels like those don't accurately reflect the complexity of political organization.
Forum: What's Good 02-21-2013, 03:45 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 457
Posted By lillix
Selflessness

Selflessness is totally what's good. I was walking down the street to buy a beer and I noticed that up ahead there were some silhouettes doing Capoeira... as I approached, I asked "Couple of...
Forum: Der Politik 02-24-2013, 02:31 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 649
Posted By Malice
Re: What would this form of government be called?

Dictatorship of the pseudointellectual college student.
Forum: Bat Country 02-26-2013, 02:02 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 311
Posted By Issue313
Heart Re: So, those milfhunter videos are fake right?

http://sphotos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/72931_217104791766346_792237270_n.png

http://sphotos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/179604_217105151766310_1501348575_n.png
...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 02-25-2013, 03:14 AM
Replies: 56
Views: 1,246
Posted By lillix
Re: I hate girls.

The reason your jacket says that is because you're an agoraphobic and xenophobic shut-in, emotionally stunted, whose only human contact is this message board. You regurgitate pseudo-intellectual...
Forum: Religion and Spirituality 02-15-2013, 05:04 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 880
Posted By Raspberry Jam
Thumbs Up So I'm starting to believe in god.

Specifically in the christian god... Lol. Just kidding. That religion, (and all religions) are totally retarded. But I am getting a sense of faith, if you will, just way the universe is working out...
Forum: Math, Science, and Engineering 02-24-2013, 12:45 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 483
Posted By lillix
Re: Someone please explain this

For starters, there's no such thing as a 'solid object'. There is space between everything. And they carry no charge, so electromagnetic forces don't affect them... so they pass through without any...
Forum: Weapons and Combat 02-24-2013, 03:34 AM
Replies: 265
Views: 5,355
Posted By TheRascalKing
Re: I shot somebody last night

Lawyer: You want what, now?

Robber: Imma sue this muhhfukka, what had happen was, we stickin up de sto', see this dude, Ah point da gun at him, and he gon shoot me three times! Iss injustice, fo'...
Forum: Pics, or it didn't happen 02-17-2013, 02:55 AM
Replies: 185
Views: 7,540
Posted By Psych
Re: Woman Logic thread

The difference being that men will laugh at both threads.

Women will only laugh at man stereotypes.
Forum: Weapons and Combat 02-23-2013, 02:58 PM
Replies: 265
Views: 5,355
Posted By LavaRed
Re: I shot somebody last night

Whatever happened to Shoot & Shut Up?
You know that this thread will very likely be used as evidence against you?
As a favour I am offering to nuke it if you so desire. Think about what you want to...
Forum: Weapons and Combat 02-23-2013, 02:36 PM
Replies: 265
Views: 5,355
Posted By roasted
I shot somebody last night

True story...I was in CVS buying vitamins last night and two niggers busted in shoot em up style. Lead nigger had a shotgun, 2nd nigger was unarmed. They ran to rob the pharmacy of xanax (sp?) and...
Forum: LOL, Internet 02-22-2013, 06:07 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 261
Posted By Sanzenbacher
Re: murika

http://boards.420chan.org/dis/src/1361500822796.jpg
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