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Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off Yesterday, 10:50 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 863
Posted By Vizier
Re: I met IWD today.

You've been experimenting with meth since 1997 though
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 05-21-2013, 10:19 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 379
Posted By Kwinnie Bogan
Re: If anyone's wondering

I'm typing this from the shitter at work, while backfiring wads of poo into the can in abrupt bursts, the frothy warm kind of poo that always seems to come bundled with immense gas pressure and ends...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 05-21-2013, 10:30 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 379
Posted By DJ Meaty Cheeks
Re: If anyone's wondering

Kill yourself now, its the only way anyone will ever love you.
Forum: Neurons & Needles 05-21-2013, 08:42 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 447
Posted By JC Denton
Re: Possibly poisoned, Please help(uncle fester?)

You have koro lol

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koro_%28medicine%29
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 05-21-2013, 06:23 AM
Replies: 80
Views: 3,190
Posted By -Fuck-
Re: Domestic Violence Thread

I posted a bunch of shit about my mom but removed it, because it's actually so personal it really bothers me to this day.

I will say this: Fear of abandonment leads to manipulation and eventual...
Forum: Neurons & Needles 05-21-2013, 08:07 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 447
Posted By General Butt.Naked
Re: Possibly poisoned, Please help(uncle fester?)

Did you by any chance fall asleep at an LSD party in a missile silo? If you thought your friends were bad when you passed out with your shoes on, you shouldve steered clear of Gordon Todd Skinner.
Forum: Neurons & Needles 05-13-2013, 04:46 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 310
Posted By Duke Zion
Re: Insomnia & Exercising?

http://i.imgur.com/klwLb.jpeg
Forum: LOL, Internet 05-17-2013, 12:20 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 397
Posted By meateor
Re: Amazing FBI Tactics to Bug Your Home

Show this video to every meth head you know.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 05-19-2013, 07:56 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 319
Posted By SoulButter
Re: i was friendzoned

rape
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 05-21-2013, 03:03 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 206
Posted By DiStOrTiOn
Re: Am I being too mean to my roommate?

when you two are peeing into hookers' butts, tell him that, just like that, he must go with the flow and dive deep into the bowels of life. Sometimes things will turn out messy, while at other times...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 05-21-2013, 02:52 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 206
Posted By DiStOrTiOn
Re: Am I being too mean to my roommate?

bring some hookers over and pee in their butts
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 05-19-2013, 05:50 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 561
Posted By iMagiNation
Re: Anybody here ever experience telepathy through psychedellics?

that's why the boddhisattva's quest is so imperative to him, and why it's so important to spread good vibes and ease suffering where ever you find it.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 05-19-2013, 11:31 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 180
Posted By STD
Re: Sildenafil/DAPOXETINE tablets for premature ejaculation

You been reading my stories?

I fuck chicks in streetside shrubbery and dudes suck my dick outside police stations.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 05-20-2013, 05:25 AM
Replies: 64
Views: 1,215
Posted By Gollum
Re: My life as a Meth Cook.

You should try and educate yourself more on your technique. What you have written is a recipe, not chemistry. That's a dangerous thing my friend. If you're gonna be playing with fire you should know...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 05-19-2013, 10:23 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 263
Posted By &Zenith
Re: how many hits in this strip of acid?

enjoy your research chemicals
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 05-19-2013, 06:11 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 561
Posted By InspiredByMe
Re: Anybody here ever experience telepathy through psychedelics?

It is just the elves talking you retards.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 05-17-2013, 05:16 AM
Replies: 54
Views: 561
Posted By JC Denton
Re: Anybody here ever experience telepathy through psychedellics?

You don't need psychedelics to use telepathy. We often use it without even realizing it.

Though psychedelics tend to magnify those inherent faculties so it becomes much more obvious and...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 05-17-2013, 05:08 AM
Replies: 54
Views: 561
Posted By Gun Lover
Re: Anybody here ever experience telepathy through psychedellics?

I've witnessed 2 people completely fucked out of their minds on psychedelics babbling to each other and them comprehending each other perfectly. It got way crazier after they hit a joint.

Towards...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 05-17-2013, 05:05 AM
Replies: 54
Views: 561
Posted By 420gator
Re: Anybody here ever experience telepathy through psychedellics?

Ive had convos with ppl without speaking while on a trip
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 11-07-2012, 11:49 PM
Replies: 142
Views: 7,733
Posted By psychomanthis
Re: The one and only, OFFICIAL picture posting thread.

I forgot that the amount of paranoia here is far above the average.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 11-05-2012, 10:37 PM
Replies: 142
Views: 7,733
Posted By DaSkipper
Re: The one and only, OFFICIAL picture posting thread.

Already called the cops.
Forum: Bad Ideas 05-15-2013, 10:23 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 426
Posted By SquattingBear
Re: making a lil tunnel for fun times??

If you're asking how to do this, you probably don't have the competence to follow through with directions
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 05-16-2013, 05:46 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 254
Posted By Godfrey
Re: Can I just split this cake?

yeah bro do it it's safe trust me i'm a doctor.

Dr. Tobagen, Mantis Tobagen;

http://sphotos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/32633_10151805701344572_1183275029_n.jpg



This post inspired me...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 05-15-2013, 09:43 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 254
Posted By Ambient
Re: Can I just split this cake?

It's a mistake to think that there isn't any mold on certain spots simply because you can't see any mold on certain spots.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 05-15-2013, 07:31 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 225
Posted By komokazi
Re: put your lsd stickers in chewing gun wrappers

Shut the fuck up.
Forum: There's a Pyro in All of Us 05-13-2013, 03:12 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 425
Posted By Darkhunter
Re: how idiots think fire is made

That slot is reserved for IWD.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 05-13-2013, 05:27 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 465
Posted By iMagiNation
Re: Getting stuff without a dealer?

You have to delete everything ending in .dll on your computer because that's how the CIA tracks you.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 05-13-2013, 12:29 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 98
Posted By panthrax
Re: BLTC related IRC channels for advice?

Yeah, but one of the rules is to not advertise publicly. :mad:

Hint: SlashNet network. ;)
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 04-05-2013, 02:41 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 1,001
Posted By &Zenith
Re: Do black people take psychedelics?

Proof that psychedelics turn you into a gay nigger.
Forum: Neurons & Needles 05-09-2013, 08:40 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 233
Posted By I Kill Null Airtime
Re: Looking at a picture of me while on acid

I've seen my entire life while using nitrous and often get weird like deja vu where I'll realize I'm in a moment that flashed in front of me on nitrous.
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 04-16-2013, 02:20 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 337
Posted By Famous Monster
Re: The Self Defeating Ideologies Of African Americans

There is another subculture that embraces and promotes ignorance and self destruction as a cultural staple yet they are not viewed quite as negative, something I find amusing. They are known as...
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 04-26-2013, 01:09 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 313
Posted By iMagiNation
Re: "If you exist, god, may you strike me dead!"

I've fried a lot of electronics by being too high on stimulants before. Especially crack. And mixing crack and salvia caused an entire block to go down.
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 04-19-2013, 07:30 PM
Replies: 83
Views: 1,878
Posted By DaGuru
Re: If Dzhokhar Tsarnayev posted on Zoklet??

You are such an idiot implying that Zoklet has any cultural or intellectual influence over anyone any more. At least REAL people like these 2 guys, that actually did have lives and mingle with the...
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 04-19-2013, 05:47 PM
Replies: 83
Views: 1,878
Posted By InspiredByMe
Re: If Dzhokhar Tsarnayev posted on Zoklet??

:picard:

Still thinking random Chechens and FBI rabbit trails are responsible

It was your own goddamned government. Wake the fuck up people.
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 05-09-2013, 11:57 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 496
Posted By Iehovah
Re: Bright Minds and Dark Attitudes - Lower Cognitive Ability Predicts Greater Prejud

I wonder if it has occurred to them that those with greater cognitive ability are better at recognizing the social pitfalls of prejudice and are not only more inclined to, but better at, hiding those...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 05-11-2013, 05:44 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 529
Posted By Vladibus
Re: wtf is up with noodling

Why are you worried about an EX? Fuck that bitch. Let the guy she is banging now deal with her bullshit. Don't talk to or worry about her.

Find a new bitch.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 08-13-2012, 09:27 AM
Replies: 149
Views: 4,649
Posted By Zanick
Re: What is the most fucked up delusion you've had while fucked up on drugs?

I challenged God to kill me, or else I'd crash the pearly gates and rape him for the rest of time. Then I realized he could just put a tumor in my head and I wouldn't find out until I was a harmless...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 07-07-2012, 02:28 AM
Replies: 149
Views: 4,649
Posted By InspiredByMe
Re: What is the most fucked up delusion you've had while fucked up on drugs?

I thought I could travel back in time once while tripping off some pharmahuasca. This only lasted a brief 5 maybe 10 seconds but I was literally trying to go back in time.

Go figure.
Forum: From Seed to Smoke 12-12-2012, 01:20 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 1,139
Posted By Schplew
Re: My roommates being lame...

throw phenazepam in his face
Forum: There's a Pyro in All of Us 04-25-2013, 07:41 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 1,594
Posted By Turd_Smasher
Mad Re: Shitty Boston Marathon Bomb

If the government bans illegal fireworks because of this i'm gonna be pissed.
Forum: Flasks and Beakers 04-13-2013, 04:47 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 42,545
Posted By InspiredByMe
Re: how would one make a small-scale shake n bake of methamphetamine?

What's that old saying?

If you have to ask, you can't do it.

Also why'd you necrobump this shit?
Forum: Flasks and Beakers 04-11-2012, 01:26 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 42,545
Posted By BungHole
Heart Re: how would one make a small-scale shake n bake of methamphetamine?

fix't
Forum: Flasks and Beakers 04-08-2012, 11:48 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 42,545
Posted By Midnight Sun
Mad Re: how would one make a small-scale shake n bake of methamphetamine?

spray some pseudoephedrine with raid
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 03-01-2013, 10:15 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 864
Posted By &Zenith
Re: memorable drug-related excesses

arms is on the bath salts again
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 04-26-2013, 03:25 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 863
Posted By CrazyJoe
Grin Re: I met IWD today.

lol someone went to 4chan with that pic click here (http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=272159)

http://i.imgur.com/YYJXCHs.png
Forum: Weapons and Combat 04-28-2013, 04:28 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 1,050
Posted By Average Fuckin Joe
Re: interesting little pistol

No.... just no, on that .22.



Magazine. :rolleyes:
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 04-28-2013, 08:17 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 1,102
Posted By CrazyJoe
Re: Every woman in my fucking life

I stopped sugarcoating things for my woman when I ran outta patience for stupid shit, then when she'd do or say something she knew made me angry, various occasions I'd just let go and call her out on...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 04-28-2013, 07:13 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 1,102
Posted By DiStOrTiOn
Re: Every woman in my fucking life

pee on them
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 04-25-2013, 03:44 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 274
Posted By &Zenith
Re: Dipping weed in embalming fluid?

An excess in epidermal melanin content has been positively correlated with this sort of behavior.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 04-19-2013, 05:35 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 352
Posted By fuckbiscuit
Re: What to avoid when playing with amphetamines?

Food? no, you won't be needing that. The only activity you should be engaging in is frequently checking for police cars through the curtains every 3-5 minutes.
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