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Forum: Religion and Spirituality 12-16-2010, 07:04 PM
Replies: 78
Views: 3,826
Posted By BrokeProphet
Re: a few words about forgiveness

Seriously, the bible was written by people who sought control. What better way to control people if the only education you offer them is to be meek, turn the other cheek, and to forgive.
Forum: Religion and Spirituality 12-20-2010, 09:54 PM
Replies: 63
Views: 2,217
Posted By BrokeProphet
How are you better than Jesus...

I have never had a holy war in my name based off my teachings.

I have forgiven people without them begging for it first.

I don't drink.

I have a job, and do not hobo it from town to town...
Forum: Religion and Spirituality 12-17-2010, 09:22 PM
Replies: 180
Views: 5,421
Posted By BrokeProphet
Re: How much longer?

That you do not communicate in complete thoughts. Whether you are unable to or unwilling to is not important. The fact is you do not communicate complete thoughts or points of view.

I believe it...
Forum: Der Politik 11-17-2010, 12:41 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 769
Posted By BrokeProphet
Where did my gun go?

Wasn't Obama supposed to take away guns, and start a race war?

I remember very cleary hearing about this happening and talking with numerous paranoid fucktards on the matter on and off this forum...
Forum: Religion and Spirituality 11-16-2010, 02:54 PM
Replies: 285
Views: 7,474
Posted By BrokeProphet
Re: I've always dismissed Richard Dawkins as a fraud

You are adorable.
Forum: Religion and Spirituality 11-04-2010, 11:46 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 2,161
Posted By BrokeProphet
Re: Is shamanism witchcraft in the christian view?

Gnosticism basically just formed a mythos around an already formed religion or host if you will.

When the gnostic face hugger implants eggs in the throat of the host religion the type of gnostic...
Forum: Religion and Spirituality 10-28-2010, 09:04 PM
Replies: 77
Views: 2,288
Posted By BrokeProphet
Re: M and M's tell the future...

I don't have any more M and M's.......wait.....there is one lurking under my desk!

A hidden gem truly.

It is black though.

In your future I see you backing down from an argument as you...
Forum: Religion and Spirituality 11-03-2010, 04:03 PM
Replies: 77
Views: 2,288
Posted By BrokeProphet
Re: M and M's tell the future...

2 green, 1 red, 2 blue

The red one has a crack in it.

Interesting.

Personal relationships could be in turmoil. The things you have in common and the way you listen and enjoy another person's...
Forum: Religion and Spirituality 10-27-2010, 09:02 PM
Replies: 77
Views: 2,288
Posted By BrokeProphet
M and M's tell the future...

Sitting here at work with a bag of M and M's. I am able to read someone's fortune by thinking of them and pouring a small number of M and M's into my hand...

Any takers?
Forum: Religion and Spirituality 11-02-2010, 05:43 PM
Replies: 77
Views: 2,288
Posted By BrokeProphet
Re: M and M's tell the future...

Fun sized, reaped on All Hallow's Eve by an innocent and all that jazz....

I open a new bag. My tear was not large enough and all I got was a blue one. A green one jammed up the opening.
...
Forum: Religion and Spirituality 11-02-2010, 05:35 PM
Replies: 77
Views: 2,288
Posted By BrokeProphet
Re: M and M's tell the future...

I now have bags of fun sized M&M's, reaped on All Hallow's Eve by an innocent child and freely given by a stranger.

They are truly imbued with power.

The first bag I open, I pour 5 into my...
Forum: Religion and Spirituality 10-19-2010, 01:48 AM
Replies: 81
Views: 2,673
Posted By BrokeProphet
Re: There is scientific proof that man did not have the common Adam & Eve origin

The most important theme from adam and eve is shame.

The bible describes a textbook co-dependant relationship with a super being. You have to shame the victim in the beginning so they will...
Forum: Religion and Spirituality 10-27-2010, 09:43 PM
Replies: 77
Views: 2,288
Posted By BrokeProphet
Re: M and M's tell the future...

Oh my....I got two M and M's in one shell. While it looks funny it's uniqueness is to be treasured. The color is green, and the number one being prime spells good things.

Whatever has been...
Forum: Religion and Spirituality 10-27-2010, 09:28 PM
Replies: 77
Views: 2,288
Posted By BrokeProphet
Re: M and M's tell the future...

Okay opening pack...

I shuffled out 2 blue and one green.

Blue symbolizes sadness. Green symbolizes energy or forward movemnt.

3 is a mystical number or someshit.

...... You continue to...
Forum: Religion and Spirituality 10-27-2010, 09:59 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 2,926
Posted By BrokeProphet
Re: Pentecostal Beliefs/ No pants,no makeup

The repression of sex in the Pentecostal religion will invariably lead to extreme sexual deviant behavior.
Forum: Religion and Spirituality 10-27-2010, 09:04 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 1,119
Posted By BrokeProphet
Re: Psychic What?

Who infracts you for going off topic in MY thread?

One standard would do just fine fuckstick.
Forum: Religion and Spirituality 10-20-2010, 12:01 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 1,119
Posted By BrokeProphet
Psychic What?

I submit to you that you will never open the paper and read your horoscope that mentions to you to wear your seatbelt b/c you will be in a head on collision at 3:35pm Tuesday coming home from work on...
Forum: Religion and Spirituality 01-27-2010, 03:09 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 1,382
Posted By BrokeProphet
Re: stripping the gurus

Spiritual gurus are able to exist because their ideas concerning spiritual enlightenment cannot be proven to be untrue. So all it takes is a few hundred of what Barnum suggeted is born every minute...
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