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Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 03-26-2012, 02:24 AM
Replies: 55
Views: 6,078
Posted By Duke Zion
Re: Small little things people do that are attractive/make you horny

Whore...
Forum: Generally Speaking 03-19-2012, 10:10 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 343
Posted By Tokerface
Re: Lol guys! Remember that time when Tokerface finally lost his virginity?

0/10, shitty troll, I'm not even mad.

I don't see what the big deal is by the way, keep in mind that I'm only 18 years old.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 02-26-2012, 09:39 PM
Replies: 324
Views: 9,726
Posted By jerome
Re: missed period fuck

a week. period was supposed to come around the 17th.



there's no way in hell i'd ever tell her that.



thanks man.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 01-30-2012, 05:26 AM
Replies: 158
Views: 5,692
Posted By TheBlackDalia
Re: what are your dealbreakers?

If she has a dog! I can't stand dogs, I think they're the most disgusting vile pet you could have trained or not.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 01-24-2012, 01:27 PM
Replies: 82
Views: 2,936
Posted By Tokerface
Re: So you think you girlfriend/wife wouldn't cheat on you?

Thanks man.. :cool:
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 01-21-2012, 02:02 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 2,163
Posted By Nameraca
Re: Plenty of fish AKA POF

What is your modus operandi on Plenty Of Fish?

Modus Operandi, in case you don't know is your strategy. But you probably know. Because this is Zoklet and everyone has university degrees in every...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 01-13-2012, 04:57 AM
Replies: 49
Views: 1,534
Posted By Mirana
Re: Last night, for the first time i got stood up.

So you're 15?

Just because you think you've "connected" well doesn't mean shit. You can have endless things to talk about, and agree with everything. That doesn't mean you're the kind of man she...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 12-21-2011, 07:54 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 1,826
Posted By Mirana
Re: Are there any benefits to being a virgin?

The only benefit I had was being more then half way to being called the 40 year old virgin.

I always thought I'd feel different losing my virginity, like I'll grow big muscles and get a promotion....
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 11-23-2011, 07:29 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 994
Posted By ObscuredByClouds
Re: See this girl around - How to make a move

say you've been a baaaad boy
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 10-24-2011, 07:47 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 1,629
Posted By SHARP
Arrow Re: Do you think your gf/bf would cheat on you?

Really? I'd very much like to hear why you think that...



I won't bad mouth the people you hang with, but if I tell you that there are some people who takes a great pride in being trustworthy...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 07-22-2011, 06:52 PM
Replies: 74
Views: 3,810
Posted By Naffy
Re: Dumping cheating girlfriend, thinking about getting back together.

From what I read of your original post, she sounds like she was actively using you for money/items

Do you buy her alot of shit? Im assuming it's a yes.
If she really cared, she wouldn't have done...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 07-17-2011, 09:14 AM
Replies: 74
Views: 3,810
Posted By Aircow
Mad Re: Dumping cheating girlfriend, thinking about getting back together.

What the fuck am I reading? You're a huge loser, you deserve this slut of a thing. I've never had a girl cheat on me because i'm a real man and people KNOW to treat me with respect. Unlike you. Who...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 06-22-2011, 01:02 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 935
Posted By Charles Manson
Re: Being single but still being a loser.

Everyones different

Theres millionaire pimps, theres millionaire losers

educated
retarded
gay
stright

none of it matters, its the ambition to get shit done, and the integrity to know...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 06-18-2011, 06:56 AM
Replies: 227
Views: 9,175
Posted By thatsMYdog
Re: Long hair on guys - Yay/Nay?

Long hair on guys is sexy as hell, everyone knows that
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 06-22-2011, 09:35 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,190
Posted By Rolf
Re: I can't stand girls with noticable makeup

Make up? Asks Rolf, hmm, Rolf is not interested in their abundance or lack of make up, unless their ability to suck and fuck is effected, proclaims Rolf. Ex Girlfriend of Rolf had a scar to cover up...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 05-04-2011, 10:17 AM
Replies: 80
Views: 10,164
Posted By The Risen Ghost of Hitler
Re: So, I dreamt I had sex with my sister.

Check out this fucking dog.

http://i798.photobucket.com/albums/yy262/fuhman5/8b1033aaabaa51d8a11afecb4a4687d6.gif
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 03-25-2011, 11:37 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 2,218
Posted By General Butt.Naked
Re: Be honest, what would you do in this situation?

:facepalm:

Kids these days.

I guess Facebook IM her. Get into some small talk with her, and then see if she wants to see a movie or something. Lifes too short to worry about being embarassed or...
Forum: Carved Outta Wood 02-09-2011, 09:38 AM
Replies: 133
Views: 4,253
Posted By Ebola
Re: whats the MOST PRACTICAL form of fighting?

Ving Tsun / Wing Chun for speed and efficiency. No fancy and energy wasting moves and kicks. Pure and simple combat to neutralize the opponent(s).

EDIT:
All the below are demonstrations of...
Forum: Carved Outta Wood 01-19-2011, 08:20 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 1,741
Posted By SHANE14
Re: I keep fucking my body up, I can't take this anymore.

you are who you are man. Believe me I know the feeling. I've suffered/suffer from some form of ailment in just about every part of my body for seemingly no reason.
Fucked back, joints, sinuses, you...
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 01-02-2011, 02:36 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 974
Posted By m.060.mm
Re: I have decided to become a happy mask salesman.

These guys are just kidding.

There are no cons to this plan.
Forum: Religion and Spirituality 12-23-2010, 05:45 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 2,245
Posted By nshanin
Re: Music, Art, Dance, and Meditation (retirement)

Shut the fuck up; opening your mind is value in itself.

OP, you're angry; I hope you find a better way to channel that.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 12-22-2010, 11:13 PM
Replies: 75
Views: 2,974
Posted By panthrax
A Glance At The Life of A Drug Addict

Have you ever wanted something so badly, you'd do just about anything for it?

I want you to all think on that for a moment. Seriously. Stop reading this thread right now and honestly ponder on...
Forum: LOL, Internet 09-27-2010, 05:54 AM
Replies: 61
Views: 4,607
Posted By Tre!nt
Re: Find a cooler picture. I dare you

stop gaying up this thread
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 12-17-2010, 10:20 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 2,278
Posted By azalie
Re: Girl broke up with me but won't stop talking to me

She doesn't want to get back with you, she's just trying to stop you from moving on.

She sounds like she broke up with you because she thought she could do better. What she's doing to you now is...
Forum: What's Good 12-11-2010, 02:56 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 16,919
Posted By Captain Falcon
Re: Zoklet vote! Katy Perry vs Lady Gaga!

Gaga is a faggot
Forum: Fragyard 12-01-2010, 02:38 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 1,988
Posted By Om Namah Shivaya
Re: what games should i asj for for christmas?

So what you're saying is, you're still living off of your parents, and instead of wanting to become more independent, responsible, adult-like, and overall more mature, selfless, and caring, you'd...
Forum: LOL, Internet 11-19-2010, 06:50 AM
Replies: 89
Views: 4,468
Posted By Blunderfail
Abandoned Neutrons VI

Totse Returns
http://img827.imageshack.us/img827/8121/076.png

Toothlessjoe's Balloon Ride
http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/6941/077o.png

Hunter's Jewel of Administration...
Forum: Gearheads 11-12-2010, 01:09 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,400
Posted By nutsack
Re: Looking for first bike

You might think you are anyway. IMO it's worth learning to ride the wheels off of your 250. Ride with experienced people on bigger bikes and try to keep up. When you get a bigger bike the skills will...
Forum: This Just In! 11-11-2010, 06:52 PM
Replies: 119
Views: 3,072
Posted By reject
Re: Brits Riot Over University Fees

You're a faggot.

Students need to shut the fuck up and stop biting the hand that feeds.

If they did courses which weren't worth jack and would actually be relevant later in life, maybe they...
Forum: Gearheads 11-11-2010, 10:14 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,400
Posted By dysik
Re: Looking for first bike

you will be ready for something around a 700cc about 6 months in...

get a secondhand 250 for sure, try and get something more sporty if you can. hopefully this will teach you how to not flip your...
Forum: Gearheads 11-10-2010, 04:12 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,400
Posted By negative_zero
Re: Looking for first bike

The GSXR, ZX, and the FZR 250s are all discontinued. The Kawasaki Ninja 250 R is the only 250cc sport bike being mass produced to the best of my knowledge. Honda is supposed to come out with a...
Forum: Gearheads 11-09-2010, 11:58 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,400
Posted By reggie_love
Re: Looking for first bike

Ninja 250.

Also consider the Honda rebel or nighthawk 250, theyre not sportbikes and they are slow as hell but they get great mileage and are really easy to handle. You won't feel bad if you drop...
Forum: Gearheads 11-09-2010, 07:34 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,400
Posted By Jack
Re: Looking for first bike

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honda_NSS250 is 249cc

I've ridden it, great stuff. More of a "motor scooter" if you ask most people. US$5000 new last time I heard which was a few years ago. I don't...
Forum: Carved Outta Wood 10-24-2010, 02:29 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 1,093
Posted By Optionryder420
Re: Working out at night

Take some Melatonin.

I have problems falling asleep, Melatonin helps.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 07-22-2010, 04:19 AM
Replies: 76
Views: 3,467
Posted By stupid noob
Re: Ever felt like beating the crap out of your girlfriend?

Just about every day. Never would though. She's just so fucking stubborn. Presenting opinion as fact, disregarding my opinion, disregarding actual facts that I can prove, just being an overall...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 09-01-2010, 03:43 AM
Replies: 76
Views: 3,428
Posted By Zay
Question Any social loners out there?

So after a lot of effort I became rather social. I know people all over the place. I get invited to parties. If I'm walking around people say hi and we have the usual small talk. I've become decent...
Forum: Graduation to Obligation 10-16-2010, 01:53 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 1,646
Posted By Chubigans
Re: Can't decide on what major I want.

I rofled @ rocks.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 10-11-2010, 11:14 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 2,024
Posted By SnowmanJoe
Re: Why are girls so fickle?

you're ugly as fuck. don't let anyone let you think otherwise.
Forum: Neurons & Needles 10-03-2010, 04:40 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 877
Posted By Jamie "fuck constipation" Lee Curtis
Grin Re: If you don't eat meat from animals......

vial hit it. Listen to him.

Also - FUN STORYTIME!!!

I knew precisely -one- girl growing up who was a vegetarian(very strict, possibly vegan) from kindergarten--->12th grade.

Her final height...
Forum: Fragyard 10-02-2010, 02:24 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 1,659
Posted By zeno
Re: If you were a 5-year, what video game system would you want?

Sounds like your two parents were cousins because you are such a retard you don't know the difference between a cousin and nephew.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 08-31-2010, 05:22 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,182
Posted By thendoftheline
Re: How do I get over the feeling that no one will ever want to be with me?

You gotta look past yourself. I think it's been beaten to death that you gotta love yourself before you can truly love somebody else, but maybe not. You at least gotta find somebody you find worth...
Forum: LOL, Internet 07-12-2010, 03:22 PM
Replies: 459
Views: 15,183
Posted By HTS
Re: totse.info, &T is back

No nothing at all. It's just a group of users from the original totse trying to get other users from the original totse to join a website that basically is the original totse.

Nothing at all to do...
Forum: Support and Suggestions 07-14-2010, 03:30 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 887
Posted By Headspin
Re: a bunch of posts disappeared

I need like 20. :muahaha:
Forum: Support and Suggestions 07-14-2010, 05:20 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 887
Posted By ilovechronic
Re: a bunch of posts disappeared

welcome.
Forum: Paranormal 06-18-2010, 05:31 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 1,479
Posted By mafiabro
Re: How the fuck do you properly enchant a staff?

A sigil stone or a soul gem of course.
Forum: Neurons & Needles 06-10-2010, 12:55 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,422
Posted By Rizzo in a box
Re: I wish I was fucked up in a way that made me really successful

I preform at peak while suffering the most.

I have to be cold, hungry, alone, in the dark, possibly in the rain, on drugs, and completely fucking lost before I even consider writing anything of...
Forum: Graduation to Obligation 06-09-2010, 06:11 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 3,205
Posted By Method of Madness
Re: Been accused of plagiarism...

I can see why you plagiarize.......
Forum: Graduation to Obligation 06-06-2010, 02:29 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 3,205
Posted By The Jitterskull
Re: Been accused of plagiarism...

I agree above, if you did get plagarism and only get a zero, you should be jumping for joy. Its a really REALLY slippery slope that can end badly quick. I know someone who was told "drop the course,...
Forum: Graduation to Obligation 06-06-2010, 05:45 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 3,205
Posted By Reality Apologist
Re: Been accused of plagiarism...

As Euda says, you're going to need to go in and talk to them. Be polite, listen to their concerns, and respond as calmly and coherently as you can. No academic will make this kind of accusation...
Forum: Graduation to Obligation 06-07-2010, 04:09 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 3,205
Posted By Euda
Re: Been accused of plagiarism...

100%. They want to work with you, not against you. Being upfront and mature about it will only aid you. Chances are that your professor feels horrible about discussing this with you. This won't be...
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