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Forum: Gearheads 04-29-2013, 09:39 PM
Replies: 111
Views: 2,366
Posted By 33% God
Re: Manual vs. Automatic: what do you drive?

Automatic.

I don't churn my own butter or wash my clothes in a fucking creek either.
Forum: Fragyard 04-25-2013, 11:57 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 241
Posted By 33% God
Re: New Xbox (720?)

It's one of those things just irritate the never ending fuck out of me. It's like someone putting in the least amount of effort to think. "Well, iz da secund one and if you take 360 and add another...
Forum: Gluttons & Gourmets 04-21-2013, 04:28 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 843
Posted By 33% God
Re: what kind of food did you grow up with

My parents used to take us to Pizza Hut as kids.

Also, I was a kid and didn't know any better, but I thought all beef was pretty shit tasting but only because my parents cooked every steak and...
Forum: Fragyard 04-06-2013, 03:31 PM
Replies: 152
Views: 3,706
Posted By 33% God
Re: Games you think nobody else know about.

I played the shit out of Faxanadu, but like the rest, never finished it.

On top of Legacy of the Wizard and Faxanadu, I also as a kid enjoyed.

Crystalis
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Forum: Fragyard 04-06-2013, 08:15 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 245
Posted By 33% God
Re: What do vampires drink at a bar?

There are these 3 vampires. The first vampire walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me a shot of blood." The bartender gives him the shot of blood, the vampire drinks it, and leaves.

The...
Forum: Fragyard 03-20-2013, 02:29 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 366
Posted By 33% God
Re: EA CEO John Riccitiello resigns

http://www.toonpool.com/user/997/files/obama_meet_new_boss_same_old_bos_308775.jpg
Forum: Bad Ideas 03-16-2013, 10:52 PM
Replies: 64
Views: 2,340
Posted By 33% God
Re: Starbucks free drinks

Just did it. I'll let you know what happens.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 02-28-2013, 11:19 AM
Replies: 115
Views: 2,401
Posted By 33% God
Re: Why don't you have a girlfriend?

- I like being alone most of the time and doing my own thing. I don't want to see someone like 5 days a week.

-I hate compromising. I already have to work at a shit job, I don't want to do more...
Forum: Fragyard 02-26-2013, 11:28 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 946
Posted By 33% God
Forum: TV and Movies 02-14-2013, 03:09 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 790
Posted By 33% God
Re: Most pretentious film ever

Anything by Wes Anderson
Forum: Fragyard 01-08-2013, 01:58 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 1,000
Posted By 33% God
Re: Any of you faggots play Dota 2?

7 posts before someone linked this song?

Shame Zoklet. You're slippin'.
Forum: Fragyard 02-01-2013, 10:52 AM
Replies: 80
Views: 1,274
Posted By 33% God
Re: Sony will reveal the next Playstion on Feb 20th

I let you go on your rant, but 2 things I have to disagree with.



Whether you find Uncharted to be fun or not, there isn't "gray-brown" in that game. The game is full of color with jungles,...
Forum: TV and Movies 01-28-2013, 11:03 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 830
Posted By 33% God
Re: What is your favorite Jackass skit?

Jackass - Fireworks Wakeup.flv - YouTube

My all time favorite.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 01-21-2013, 11:32 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 780
Posted By 33% God
Re: Dealing with wet kissing...

I'm a wet kisser myself. My girlfriend used to hate it. I dunno, I just like kissing with fluids and passion and what not. Dry kissing is like for the little peck you give as your running out the...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 01-06-2013, 09:20 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 616
Posted By 33% God
Re: Cant keep it down, it's rediculous

I'm the same and I'm 26 dude. I mean, not the dancing part, that's too extreme for even me. But if I'm making out with a girl or kissing or anything, I'm instantly hard. It means I'm in the mood to...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 01-06-2013, 09:17 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 557
Posted By 33% God
Re: unprotected sex

I've had unprotected sex with girlfriends on the pill if that counts.

It's like stepping into a luxury vehicle after driving a shit box Dodge Neon for years.
Forum: Neurons & Needles 12-14-2012, 10:19 PM
Replies: 337
Views: 10,064
Posted By 33% God
Re: I've fucked up my life in 24 hours and hurt so many people

Bad things deserve to happen to girls who hang out with guys named "Sergio"
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 11-25-2012, 08:47 PM
Replies: 174
Views: 3,070
Posted By 33% God
Re: BF Blames Me For Getting Robbed

So wait...what you're trying to tell me is that drug dealers are shady and bad people? Get the fuck out of here.
Forum: Fragyard 11-15-2012, 10:42 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 801
Posted By 33% God
Re: GTA V - Spring 2013 confirmed release

How about we make the game interesting instead of just bigger. GTA4, other than the bank heist mission, was so fucking boring.
Forum: This Just In! 11-11-2012, 10:12 PM
Replies: 92
Views: 2,493
Posted By 33% God
Re: Racist retards on Twitter get owned for calling Obama a nigger

I still would love to know how it's any of the school's business unless it happened at school, on the premises, and during school operating hours. If it was at home on their own time, the school can...
Forum: TV and Movies 11-07-2012, 08:47 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 894
Posted By 33% God
Re: The Three Greatest TV Series

23 posts and not ONE for Arrested Development? For shame!

1. Arrested Development
2. Firefly
3. Breaking Bad
Forum: TV and Movies 11-07-2012, 02:57 AM
Replies: 151
Views: 7,594
Posted By 33% God
Re: The walking dead season 3

Also, in the comics Lori gets gunned down holding her shit baby and Carl gets half of his face blown off. This is after Rick loses his hand for being a boss. This show ain't shit.
Forum: Der Politik 11-07-2012, 02:45 AM
Replies: 130
Views: 3,269
Posted By 33% God
Re: Riots if Obama Loses

I'm not a hippy, I'm just tired of this "hoorah!" faggotry gayness. If you wanna kill shit, go to the impoverished areas of this country and wipe out all the unwanted kids and their mothers. Do...
Forum: LOL, Internet 10-24-2012, 02:08 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 841
Posted By 33% God
Re: David Thorne is still at it

I hate all of this kind of shit. David Thorne, "Shit My Dad Says", Texts from Last Night, Tucker Max, all that shit. It's all fake and WOULD be funny if it wasn't all scripted.
Forum: It's a Conspiracy! 10-23-2012, 10:57 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 1,173
Posted By 33% God
Re: Americans: who are voting for?

Gonna vote for Obama so that they don't turn off my Obamacare.
Forum: This Just In! 10-23-2012, 12:36 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 2,186
Posted By 33% God
Re: Teen TWISTED Cop's Ballsack LMAO!

Fuck that, if someone is stupid enough to fight me then expect the slew of nut shots, eye gouges, and face biting that's coming your way. There's no rules and etiquette, it's fucking fighting.
Forum: LOL, Internet 10-19-2012, 11:22 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 1,141
Posted By 33% God
Re: Pretty cool chick right here

Adam Carolla hangs up on Ann Coulter - YouTube
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 10-13-2012, 03:01 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 762
Posted By 33% God
Re: problems with my gf

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-p2Y1LYI36Fk/TtUfLue5nHI/AAAAAAAADIs/HF2UIOhU4D8/s500/Lifetime+Movie+Network+logo.png
Forum: This Just In! 10-12-2012, 11:57 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 1,110
Posted By 33% God
Re: Mom who glued toddler's hands to wall given 99 year sentence

And that Penn State dude who actually fucked kids in the showers got 30-60 years.

EL O EL.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 09-15-2012, 10:33 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 1,028
Posted By 33% God
Re: How many feel secure about their partner?

My partner and I are very secure with each other, which is the exact reason we can tell each other "fuck you!" and still laugh about it.
Forum: TV and Movies 09-12-2012, 10:00 PM
Replies: 976
Views: 35,145
Posted By 33% God
Re: Breaking Bad Season Five!

Here's how the show ends.

Walt and Skylar wake up, Skylar gets out of bed, walks over and puts on her robe. Walt is behind, sitting on the edge of the bed. Skylar looks at him and asks "Is...
Forum: TV and Movies 09-08-2012, 04:17 AM
Replies: 976
Views: 35,145
Posted By 33% God
Re: Breaking Bad Season Five!

I doubt he's going into a shoot out with the DEA considering they were his family (along with Hank) before he started selling meth/ his first ride-along. No matter how dark Walt got, he always...
Forum: TV and Movies 09-08-2012, 04:24 AM
Replies: 74
Views: 2,073
Posted By 33% God
Re: Anyone hate supposedly good shows for odd reasons

Tosh.0 "Hey guys, let me show you this brand new video. It's this fat loser singing some Numa Numa song. Seriously, is this your graduation video or someting?" *plays Numa Numa video*

It's a...
Forum: TV and Movies 09-05-2012, 12:01 AM
Replies: 74
Views: 2,073
Posted By 33% God
Re: Anyone hate supposedly good shows for odd reasons

I love Justified, but I kinda have to agree. The only reason I love the show is that I watched all 3 seasons back to back on DVD so the show kept moving. If I had to watch them as they aired I would...
Forum: Der Politik 08-28-2012, 12:33 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 734
Posted By 33% God
Re: Next elections will be Socialists VS Capitalists

It's the haves vs. the have-nots. A fight as old as time. The only problem now is that we have information and education and a top percentage owns 99% of the wealth. THAT'S the issue.
Forum: TV and Movies 08-09-2012, 01:47 AM
Replies: 190
Views: 6,105
Posted By 33% God
Re: Movies you hate that everybody else loves.

Scarface. Goddamn that movie is SO FUCKING BORING.
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