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Forum: Bad Ideas Today, 01:29 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 175
Posted By IamACop
Re: Cashing a plane ticket sombody is sending you

lol op scamed terrorist into sending him money , EPIC!

btw facepalm your sig is very hip to be square !
Forum: This Just In! Yesterday, 09:35 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 152
Posted By Shifty
Re: Amazon 126m Loss

It's probably from all you fags doing the refund scam.
Forum: Bad Ideas 07-16-2014, 02:59 AM
Replies: 53
Views: 1,133
Posted By kreepykay
Re: What's the craziest/stupidest thing you've done drunk?

I'm just a small town girl. Living in a lonely world.
Forum: LOL, Internet 07-23-2014, 11:02 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 127
Posted By Gollum
Re: LOL Stupid Babies Eating Lemons!

James Holmes the fuck is this thread
Forum: LOL, Internet 07-23-2014, 11:01 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 127
Posted By bigggmann
Re: LOL Stupid Babies Eating Lemons!

God babies are ugly af
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 07-22-2014, 06:41 AM
Replies: 56
Views: 953
Posted By Malice
Re: ATTN KREEPYKAY:

Was it...Weed Smoker?
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 07-23-2014, 10:16 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 642
Posted By Iam
Re: Lost my virginity three days ago at 20

I've fucked 2 sisters at the same time when I was 15 and handsome. begging for their turn... sluts and not hot but still proud... fingered 2 cousins 2... non are related to me lol


fucked a bitch...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 07-23-2014, 09:54 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 705
Posted By Infrared
Re: 1 million dollars to suck a dick

Hey facepalm, is your avatar a shoop or did some chick actually do that? If so, who? It looks a little shoopy but I could be wrong.
Forum: LOL, Internet 07-23-2014, 09:16 PM
Replies: 100
Views: 1,051
Posted By Unwyred
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 07-23-2014, 03:24 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 298
Posted By psychomanthis
Re: feeling better today

PROTIP: Genetic sequences only contain the letters; A, C, T, G.
Forum: LOL, Internet 07-23-2014, 01:16 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 440
Posted By Unwyred
Forum: Neurons & Needles 07-22-2014, 05:26 AM
Replies: 196
Views: 4,688
Posted By Cigreting
Re: ITT: horrible things you have done in life

fuckin solid bro, sounds exactly like the same shit id pull with the abortion thing. "bby bby bby, WEL FINISH COLLAGE N HAV FAMILY 4 REAL" :yao:
Forum: Bad Ideas 07-22-2014, 04:38 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 266
Posted By Starbuck
Re: please help!!

Says the poster who just recently graduated from mud farmer status.
Forum: Bat Country 07-22-2014, 04:34 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 238
Posted By Weird Sex
Lightbulb I wonka whistled the shit out of some hardcore faggots earlier..

Wonka Whistled those bitch ass niggas right out the door..

Wonka Whistle - YouTube

YEAH BITCH WHAT!

Wonka Whistle - YouTube

IM WONKA WHISTLIN THE SHIT OUTTA NIGGAS!
Forum: LOL, Internet 07-21-2014, 11:04 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 610
Posted By TheRascalKing
Re: Nigress gets 23.6 BILLION dollars from tobacco lawsuit

You...power abusing wooden shoe wearing little cur.
Forum: LOL, Internet 07-21-2014, 08:12 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 610
Posted By Cigreting
Re: Nigress gets 23.6 BILLION dollars from tobacco lawsuit

Dont flatter yourself faggot, you started a thread a couple days ago about how you thought you didnt do shit wrong and was escorted off the plane by agents and I thought to myself "what a moron" and...
Forum: Technophiles and Technophiliacs 07-21-2014, 03:35 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 164
Posted By NamelessNom4d
Re: New MacBook Pro won't let me install Windows.

The easiest thing to do would probably be to get your hands on a retail untouched copy of Windows 7 or Windows 8, but you could also partition the space for Windows manually, then boot off the disk...
Forum: Generally Speaking 07-21-2014, 03:59 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 568
Posted By Sybil
Forum: Generally Speaking 07-21-2014, 03:37 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 568
Posted By psychomanthis
Re: Just Got Thrown Off An Airplane!

Oh look at those pictures, both an 8 at least.

Good job you win the genetic lottery : |
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 07-19-2014, 06:35 AM
Replies: 56
Views: 953
Posted By HampTheToker
Re: ATTN KREEPYKAY:

Pee in her butt.

Got it.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 07-19-2014, 06:22 AM
Replies: 56
Views: 953
Posted By Infrared
Re: ATTN KREEPYKAY:

Sorry to interrupt, girls, but I need to point some things out to guys who fail at wimmens.

/Professor voice w/Brit accent

Jerome's experience provides a valuable anthropological insight into...
Forum: Generally Speaking 07-20-2014, 12:51 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 568
Posted By MAYOR
Re: Just Got Thrown Off An Airplane!

Yeah I was, this makes us both awsome
Forum: What's Good 07-18-2014, 01:17 AM
Replies: 127
Views: 1,433
Posted By Gollum
Re: Going to have butt sex for the first time is what's good

LSD the fact that you appear genuinely upset at this is fucking hilarious to me, I thought you were more level headed than this. For YEEEARS I have been talking about this gay stuff, I do this in...
Forum: Bad Ideas 07-19-2014, 03:03 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 585
Posted By Iehovah
Re: Sold something on ebay, buyer wants refund

Zup, Indubtrial! Indubitably a fine day here in Bad Ideas, is it not?
Forum: What's Good 07-17-2014, 10:01 PM
Replies: 127
Views: 1,433
Posted By Ph0x
Re: Going to have butt sex for the first time is what's good

I was like, wouldn't it be funny if this is a gollum thread, before I clicked on it.
Forum: What's Good 07-17-2014, 09:51 PM
Replies: 127
Views: 1,433
Posted By Weird Sex
Forum: What's Good 07-17-2014, 12:37 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 180
Posted By Rodrat
Re: Free juice is what's good

http://oyster.ignimgs.com/mediawiki/apis.ign.com/arrested-development/thumb/8/86/Buster_Bluth.png/468px-Buster_Bluth.png

This parties gonna be off the hook!
Forum: Generally Speaking 07-17-2014, 06:03 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 121
Posted By mizled
Re: Going amish

Next season on A&E - Zanick, in 'Hacking Metal'.
Forum: Book & Language Nook 07-11-2014, 03:34 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 1,021
Posted By Oplus
Re: Things you read that have affected you

It's official - American Psycho is literally one of the worst books I ever read.

There's a really good book I picked up afterwords though called "Understanding Relativity" by Stanley Goldberg....
Forum: Bat Country 07-16-2014, 08:23 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 286
Posted By hairy ballicker
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 07-16-2014, 07:00 PM
Replies: 210
Views: 6,563
Posted By Iam
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 07-16-2014, 08:20 PM
Replies: 210
Views: 6,563
Posted By Weird Sex
Re: NSFW: If you want to rate penises or someone to rate your penis...

Looks like you got a really good scoop there on the head of your penis, which you could use to scoop the semen of other breeders out while you and the gang run a train on somebody's wife.
Forum: Bad Ideas 07-16-2014, 05:26 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 439
Posted By takestime
Re: Using stolen cc online with your own adress

Go to jail.

Go directly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200.
Forum: What's Good 07-16-2014, 04:58 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 91
Posted By Iam
Charlie Sheen is a fucking BOSS

Charlie Sheen Drunk Taco Bell Drive Through - YouTube
Forum: What's Good 07-15-2014, 07:33 PM
Replies: 79
Views: 824
Posted By Average_Jane
Why can't we be friends, whyyy caaan't weee beee friendsss?!

So I think it is safe to say that there is a large variety of different people inhabiting zoklet, most of which have love/hate relationships with one another -- or just hate/hate.

I try my hardest...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 07-15-2014, 05:38 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 706
Posted By kreepykay
Re: Just Found A Teenth

http://i59.tinypic.com/13z1ms5.jpg
Forum: Bat Country 07-15-2014, 01:42 AM
Replies: 97
Views: 920
Posted By mmmmmmmQuestions
Re: who here isn't circumsized?

*doctor voice*

ok well uh, let's just take a quick peek here and get the ol' verdict eh?

*awkward doctor chuckle*

*grabs large (cold) metal forceps*
Forum: Bat Country 07-15-2014, 01:28 AM
Replies: 97
Views: 920
Posted By kreepykay
Re: who here isn't circumsized?

I think wow reference is referring to World of Warcraft
Forum: Bat Country 07-14-2014, 11:26 PM
Replies: 97
Views: 920
Posted By mmmmmmmQuestions
Re: who here isn't circumsized?

uncircumcised = scared penis hiding in shell
circumcised = brave penis weathering the elements
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 07-15-2014, 12:54 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 452
Posted By Dill is Dead
Re: A girl from the hood

girls from the hood don't go to university

something's fishy
Forum: Bat Country 07-14-2014, 08:43 PM
Replies: 97
Views: 920
Posted By Michael Myers
Re: who here isn't circumsized?

"You're arranged marriage" ayyy lmao. Typical Belgian. Always so stupid. :drool:
Forum: Bat Country 07-14-2014, 07:26 PM
Replies: 97
Views: 920
Posted By Michael Myers
Re: who here isn't circumsized?

I love how every uncutfag here refers to circumcision as "genital mutilation" ayyyy lmaooooooo. You're just mad you have a stinky penis. Plus you are able to grow dickcheese. Disgusting. :lol:
Forum: Bad Ideas 07-14-2014, 05:12 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 331
Posted By Gollum
Re: oh look the new BI banner is up

That's fucking awful lol. You can make this literally in a couple of minutes. How shitty and unpleasing.
Forum: Bad Ideas 07-14-2014, 06:14 AM
Replies: 95
Views: 1,487
Posted By kreepykay
Confronting rapist

If I ever ran into him into a public place I have an urge to confront him about what he did. I think it could be likely that this would happen, I don't live very far from my hometown and visit quite...
Forum: Bad Ideas 07-08-2014, 09:34 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 711
Posted By General_Fault
Re: Australia has no LP

There's a target here that the LP's have this huge three wheeled electric trike thing. Really, I'd kill myself if I had to ride it. I'll have to get a pic sometime. As uncool as Segways are, these...
Forum: This Just In! 06-28-2014, 11:33 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 749
Re: Ninety-Year-Old Woman Dragged Off Street And Raped

Yes, but did she get her bacon sandwich?
Forum: LOL, Internet 06-20-2014, 03:21 AM
Replies: 79
Views: 1,832
Posted By 5.56 SS109
Forum: Bad Ideas 06-20-2014, 12:16 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 294
Re: Yay or NAY?

Don't forget to bring a towel.
Forum: Der Politik 06-18-2014, 08:13 PM
Replies: 79
Views: 982
Posted By 5.56 SS109
Re: Never Buy American

American made usually means there were unions involved too.

I would rather buy something made in Bangladesh by child slaves than something made in the US by some unionized asshole.
Forum: Gluttons & Gourmets 06-16-2014, 02:08 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 233
Posted By Cowboy88
Re: Bone-in Chicken Breasts

No it won't. Just shut the fuck up you little bitch
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