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Forum: Fragyard 07-17-2012, 04:01 AM
Replies: 73
Views: 2,659
Posted By Ethan
Re: The most accomplished multiplayer zombie sim to date

ARMA II combined operations is 24 right now.


You can use a mic and nearby players will hear you.
Forum: It's a Conspiracy! 09-19-2011, 09:48 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 1,140
Posted By Ethan
Re: Illuminati Card Game

I bought a couple packs of this game. It looked hilarious and a lot of fun.
Forum: LOL, Internet 11-19-2011, 11:45 PM
Replies: 125
Views: 5,561
Posted By Ethan
Re: New Zoklet Meme: Scumbag Zoklet User

http://memegenerator.net/cache/instances/400x/11/11280/11550729.jpg
Forum: Generally Speaking 01-23-2012, 04:00 AM
Replies: 143
Views: 10,406
Posted By Ethan
Smile A Message To Everyone on Zoklet (with pics)

Updated June 24

21 Bong

20 Time, Love, Fallout: New Vegas(with a rape van)

19 5 Beer rant Two

18 Sexuality and Evolution
Forum: Religion and Spirituality 08-05-2012, 07:40 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,108
Posted By Ethan
You must change.

This is a reminder to everyone. If you've been paying attention, you notice that the seeds you planted sprout. Karma. What you give, you get. Pay attention. The words you use are used on you. You...
Forum: LOL, Internet 08-05-2012, 04:11 PM
Replies: 78
Views: 1,866
Posted By Ethan
Re: CHEMICAL MASSACRE: More Deaths From Doctors than ANY terror attack EVER

Big Medicine is a soulless machine created incidentally. Its primary function is producing revenue, not saving people. This is old news. My sources are fuck you, this shit is obvious.
Forum: Religion and Spirituality 07-15-2012, 05:36 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 1,118
Posted By Ethan
Re: Can UFOlogy be a religion?

Unfocus your eyes and look at a clear blue sky. At first you'll see many white globules swinging around each other. Maintain a wide gaze and you'll begin to see individual light bending spots warp...
Forum: Travel and World Language 05-13-2012, 08:15 PM
Replies: 109
Views: 3,328
Posted By Ethan
Re: Inadequacies of English as a communicative language :

Your argument is invalidated by the redundancy of your title. All language is communicative, and English is a language.

English has flaws, such as being on of the most inconsistent languages on...
Forum: This Just In! 07-18-2012, 01:16 AM
Replies: 73
Views: 3,027
Posted By Ethan
Re: Fattest fuck in the world sheds 98 lbs with seven-times-a-day sex..

And then we could push her down a slip n slide into an exercise pool. WHOOSH.
Forum: Carved Outta Wood 07-12-2012, 02:00 PM
Replies: 84
Views: 3,786
Posted By Ethan
Operation: Beefcake has commenced

Phase one was sitting around smoking cigs and thinking about transforming my life. Phase
2 is quitting cigs. I am starting my second whole day without.
phase 3 will be putting on muscle mass.

...
Forum: Technophiles and Technophiliacs 07-15-2012, 05:09 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 385
Posted By Ethan
Re: An inexpensive, all-purpose smartphone for journalism.

I got a samsung Admire SCH-R720 with metropcs for $99 with unlimited talk & text, and 3g for 2.5 gigs then limited speed, 50 dollars monthly prepaid. It runs android 2.3.4 The reception ranges from...
Forum: Weapons and Combat 07-15-2012, 05:39 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 766
Posted By Ethan
Re: What would happen if you fired a chain from a double barrel shotty?

What about an aerodynamic dart? If a shell is well crafted, could it offer an advantage in accuracy and impact?
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 07-08-2012, 02:20 PM
Replies: 75
Views: 1,834
Posted By Ethan
Re: Would you take immortality if offered? What variations of immortality would you l

I'd prefer to have Highlander immortality.
Forum: This Just In! 06-26-2012, 09:32 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 3,174
Posted By Ethan
Re: Gravedigger posed as Warlock to rape schoolgirls

You just need 2 ropes and a couple of well spaced trees. Of course only the fake headlight on the corner would apply as rape. Maybe The Warlocks have some suggestions.
Forum: Paranormal 06-23-2012, 04:30 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 651
Posted By Ethan
Re: blood energy

Step 1: Enter trance
Step 2: Wield blade

Worked for the Shaolin.

Really tho, if you use proper knife skills it is virtually impossible to cut yourself.
Forum: Paranormal 06-23-2012, 03:53 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 651
Posted By Ethan
Re: blood energy

The sensation was probably a result of your blood pressure pushing on the nerves in your hand, which were sensitized by the injury. If you want to learn more about the human energy field, I suggest...
Forum: Religion and Spirituality 06-21-2012, 04:30 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 1,245
Posted By Ethan
Re: Unable to meditate?

The goal of meditation is not to eliminate wandering thoughts, merely to notice them. When meditating, even when focusing on something in particular, many things are observed.

It makes sense that...
Forum: Paranormal 06-21-2012, 08:28 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 699
Posted By Ethan
Re: a few words about bibliomancy

This.

Book of Ordinary Oracles (http://www.amazon.com/Book-Of-Ordinary-Oracles-Questions/dp/1578633168)

Have a question? Turn on the TV and be confident that the first thing you hear is the...
Forum: Weapons and Combat 06-21-2012, 05:17 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 1,762
Posted By Ethan
Re: Exploding Bullets! For real

*sigh* I knew I would get reamed for making a suggestion even though I was totally out of my element. Books work all sorts of ways.
Forum: Religion and Spirituality 06-21-2012, 04:52 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 1,245
Posted By Ethan
Re: Unable to meditate?

It feels like being a nearly frozen Stretch Armstrong. I've shaken myself loose from sleep paralysis. Its like fighting gravity, and if I don't stand up for a couple of minutes I'll go right back...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 06-20-2012, 02:30 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 1,259
Posted By Ethan
Re: how to swallow 300,000,000 generic oxycodone 80's?

Obviously your best bet is to go to the blood bank next and

1. Steal 300,000 gallons of blood.
2. Infuse the blood with oxycodone.
3. Run the blood through a transfusion machine.
4. Hook...
Forum: Flora, Fauna, and Green Living 06-11-2012, 03:56 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 650
Posted By Ethan
Re: The fuck kinda spider is this?

I'd say kill it with fire, but we've all seen Arachnophobia. I thought the pics were of a spider in a toilet bowl :eek:
Forum: Paranormal 05-11-2012, 06:32 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 768
Posted By Ethan
Re: what is deja vu..

what is deja vu..
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 06-04-2012, 08:47 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 1,057
Posted By Ethan
Re: Grass Sucks

Red and yellow will kill a fellow. Red and black, you're okay Jack.
Forum: Gluttons & Gourmets 06-03-2012, 08:20 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 725
Posted By Ethan
Re: for anyone who has ever worked in food service

I've worked in the back of the house for 6 years now. If you want to be a good server, first and foremost learn all of the ingredients of all of the dishes and develop a very appetizing summary for...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 05-26-2012, 06:38 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 690
Posted By Ethan
Re: What is your favorite substance.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-H47oGkqFPgM/T4wgDvMhfXI/AAAAAAAAAoU/eZsDAITbESA/s1600/nutella+jar.jpg
Forum: TV and Movies 05-24-2012, 10:36 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 205
Posted By Ethan
I fucking LOVE Workaholics!

Workaholics: Scrimmage Firing - YouTube

Season 3 Premiere May 29, 20 episodes
Forum: Neurons & Needles 05-11-2012, 06:35 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 1,594
Posted By Ethan
Re: Why do women like criminals?

Women like criminals because they take what they want and they penetrate the fear barrier.
Forum: TV and Movies 04-08-2012, 04:44 AM
Replies: 65
Views: 2,163
Posted By Ethan
Re: Best Movie Of All Time

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/86/The_Silence_of_the_Lambs_poster.jpg/220px-The_Silence_of_the_Lambs_poster.jpg
Forum: Visual Arts 04-23-2012, 05:22 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 556
Posted By Ethan
Re: User Of Zoklet artwork by Captain Falcon

http://i.imgur.com/RbPuO.jpg
Forum: Bad Ideas 04-21-2012, 04:23 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 1,179
Posted By Ethan
Re: Sneaking LSD into Grad bash?

Keep it in a false pouch in your sleeve and drop it into the punch bowl as you go for a drink.

You are putting it in the punch bowl, right?
Forum: TV and Movies 04-07-2012, 05:22 PM
Replies: 117
Views: 3,349
Posted By Ethan
Re: Movies you've seen that blow hardcore

World renowned rapping crime fighter speaks his own language.

:thumbsup:
Forum: Revenge, Vandalism & Lulzy Bad Ideas 04-07-2012, 03:23 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 1,286
Posted By Ethan
Re: Offing a family member

Have you ever told them how uncomfortable it is for you to hear them speak and that you would rather never talk to them again ever unless it was absolutely necessary?
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 03-30-2012, 08:24 PM
Replies: 68
Views: 2,449
Posted By Ethan
Re: if you could give a member of the opposite sex one piece of advice about sex

Learn to enjoy giving oral slowly and sensually.
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