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Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 12-21-2010, 04:48 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 1,599
Posted By el drewto
Re: So I'm getting married.

The best of luck in your pursuit for marital bliss.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 09-03-2010, 01:55 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 1,536
Posted By el drewto
Re: Some incredibly hot asian girl likes me

Awkwardly stare at her every time you do business there and then die alone.
Forum: LOL, Internet 08-13-2010, 05:24 AM
Replies: 91
Views: 4,153
Posted By el drewto
Re: I wanna have sex with her so bad

She's in for a rude awakening about the Japanese culture next time she goes over and hitches a ride on the subway.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 05-24-2010, 04:14 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 910
Posted By el drewto
Re: glenn beck is for legaliztion

Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 04-13-2010, 04:18 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 1,602
Posted By el drewto
Re: Guy Acting Fickle After Date

Huh. Maybe his last girlfriend dumped him for being clingy, and now he's trying extra hard to be the opposite.
Forum: This Just In! 04-09-2010, 04:27 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 1,805
Posted By el drewto
Re: UK's Digital economy bill passed; soon-to-be law

I better stock up on copyrighted materials before such things come here too.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 03-21-2010, 06:13 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 1,701
Posted By el drewto
Re: do girls have feelings?

I cracked one open, and found nothing but gears and circuit boards.

This conspiracy might go all the way to the top!
Forum: This Just In! 03-07-2010, 04:31 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 981
Posted By el drewto
Re: Don't you just love the internet???

I think it's for the best that they not perpetuate their genetic material.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 03-07-2010, 04:24 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 1,894
Posted By el drewto
Re: Ethics of boning a virgin.

Of course it's ethical. In fact, you can kill her and take her stuff, and still be in no violation of a good moral code.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 02-15-2010, 10:44 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 2,823
Posted By el drewto
Re: Do I need to accept the fact that women are nautrally devious/liars?

It is a simple matter of becoming more devious than them.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 01-27-2010, 01:35 PM
Replies: 344
Views: 15,190
Posted By el drewto
Re: Is their any women on zoklet willing to post a picture of themselves with no make

The ones normally willing to do so would probably not because you requested it.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 01-04-2010, 04:30 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 788
Posted By el drewto
Re: I feeling like a piece of meat

What's your point? It's a fuckbuddy relationship, the damn POINT of it is that you use each other for sex.
Forum: Revenge, Vandalism & Lulzy Bad Ideas 12-24-2009, 08:13 AM
Replies: 65
Views: 3,233
Posted By el drewto
Re: What's the point of vandalism?

It's a way to teach the man who the real boss is!:mad::mad::mad:
Forum: TV and Movies 12-17-2009, 02:32 AM
Replies: 68
Views: 3,213
Posted By el drewto
Re: Why the fuck does this show have its own forum?

SUP NIGGA I WANTZ YA FRIED CHIKIN AND WITE WIMINZ!!!111!!!

Is that what you want?
Forum: TV and Movies 10-31-2009, 08:59 AM
Replies: 169
Views: 12,401
Posted By el drewto
Re: Funniest jokes on The Simpsons.

Moe: So this kid, he was trying to rob my bar, right? So I shot him in the spine!

Audience: (laughs)

Moe: Heh, hope the next place he robs has a ramp!
Forum: Neurons & Needles 09-26-2009, 07:37 PM
Replies: 164
Views: 5,880
Posted By el drewto
Re: Social Anxiety Scale (Online Test)

Being afraid to talk to people and thinking you're too good to talk to them are very different things.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 11-20-2009, 10:11 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 1,957
Posted By el drewto
Re: New moon.

I'm gonna masturbate when Edward sparkles.
Forum: Support and Suggestions 11-14-2009, 08:24 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 1,516
Posted By el drewto
Re: Posticons should be included in the hot topics.

Also, facepalm should be a posticon.
Forum: DIY 10-07-2009, 09:08 AM
Replies: 51
Views: 2,952
Posted By el drewto
Re: What to do with a shitload of plastic water bottles...

Cash it in.

Revel in your 6 cents.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 10-19-2009, 10:38 AM
Replies: 63
Views: 2,290
Posted By el drewto
Re: My girl was raped when she was little.

Again, she probably has serious issues. I wouldn't bother.
Forum: LOL, Internet 10-19-2009, 02:50 AM
Replies: 2,545
Views: 49,264
Posted By el drewto
Re: Post Your Pictures Thread II

Let's see your picture, then.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 10-15-2009, 09:59 PM
Replies: 109
Views: 4,291
Posted By el drewto
Re: How to make yourself desirable to women. (long)

Not everyone can pull nice or funny out of their ass.
Forum: Outdoor Living 09-29-2009, 10:14 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 1,645
Posted By el drewto
Re: I found a couple bags filled with coins!

I found a glass bottle.:(

It smells of infected dog anus.
Forum: Religion and Spirituality 10-01-2009, 05:29 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 1,201
Posted By el drewto
Re: Reproducing

One need only look here before rushing into the doctor for a tube tie.
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 10-06-2009, 02:28 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 1,677
Posted By el drewto
Re: Why exactly do you guys hate Jews?

You've ever tapped some sweet little jewish ass?
Forum: Revenge, Vandalism & Lulzy Bad Ideas 10-05-2009, 02:44 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 1,447
Posted By el drewto
Re: How would you force a spanish church to move elsewhere? (long)

Pregnify some sweet puerto rican Boot-ay?
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 09-26-2009, 05:55 AM
Replies: 213
Views: 6,724
Posted By el drewto
Re: Lol. I got pwned again (not a troll thread for once)

Rip up they virgin pussy, dawg.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 09-24-2009, 03:25 AM
Replies: 80
Views: 3,253
Posted By el drewto
Re: Study says drunk sex preferred by 50% of women

Studies indicate that 40 percent of all studies are made up.
Forum: The Trashcan 09-22-2009, 04:28 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 615
Posted By el drewto
Re: How do I make friends?

You'll never separate yourself from the bittersweet nectar of self-pity, for she asks nothing of you. Her embrace is as soothing as it is painful, and only the most willful can escape from her grasp...
Forum: So Last Summer 09-20-2009, 06:12 AM
Replies: 62
Views: 2,379
Posted By el drewto
Re: I just cut my cousins hair.. Tell me what you think :]

I'd fuck her raw.

Oh wait, her hair?
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 09-20-2009, 04:03 AM
Replies: 40
Views: 1,240
Posted By el drewto
Re: I want a Baby

http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=60281

How the fuck can we take you seriously?
Forum: Fragyard 09-17-2009, 12:40 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,024
Posted By el drewto
Re: Where the fuck did all the splitscreen games go?

Shit, is split screen starting to be phased out? Oh well, I play video games by myself. Not with friends, and not online. Alone.

Video games are an excuse to withdraw from humanity, as far as I am...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 09-09-2009, 12:38 AM
Replies: 93
Views: 2,476
Posted By el drewto
Re: ICE prices where you live?

A dollar for a bag of Ice. 1.50 for two bags.

Bring your own cooler.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 09-07-2009, 07:50 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 538
Posted By el drewto
Re: Fucking woman

No, that women is fucked up.
Forum: This Just In! 09-06-2009, 07:38 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 1,385
Posted By el drewto
Re: Ben and Jerry's renames ice cream Hubby Hubby in support of gay marriage

Rather foolish of them, in my opinion. Neutrality would've have been more profitable.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 08-23-2009, 10:07 PM
Replies: 68
Views: 2,267
Posted By el drewto
Re: Stupid break up reasons you've gotten

Then sleep with them, see how that goes.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 08-23-2009, 05:12 AM
Replies: 53
Views: 2,241
Posted By el drewto
Re: If you have a vagina, chances are you blow chunks.

Women like that are not the majority.

At least, not where I live...
Forum: Fragyard 08-21-2009, 06:10 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 790
Posted By el drewto
Re: So I bought a Wii

Don't forget to get gamecube games for the wii too, If you haven't already played them.
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