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Forum: Generally Speaking 05-31-2013, 04:54 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 169
Posted By Benjamin Linus
Re: Post a picture of the view from your window

Man, fuck you! You got a lot of dam nerve!!
Forum: Graduation to Obligation 04-27-2011, 07:38 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 2,682
Posted By Benjamin Linus
Re: Textbroker

Yeah, paypal is notorious for this. They will freeze your account for what they deem suspicious activity. What IS suspicious activity you ask? Well, having more than $500 in your account is...
Forum: This Just In! 05-09-2013, 04:29 AM
Replies: 85
Views: 1,907
Posted By Benjamin Linus
Re: Three kidnapped women, missing for a decade, found alive

Oh, at least one of them got out once. A neighbor saw her crawling naked across the back yard screaming and/or crying and called the police. Cleveland's "finest" showed up, but nobody answered the...
Forum: Gluttons & Gourmets 05-09-2013, 08:07 AM
Replies: 300
Views: 4,691
Posted By Benjamin Linus
Re: Last thing you ate (in detail)?

In detail? Ok:

dihydrogen monoxide, enriched wheat flour (wheat flour, niacin, reduced iron, thiamine mononitrate, riboflavin, folic acid), vegetable oil (contains one or more of the following:...
Forum: Gluttons & Gourmets 05-09-2013, 07:12 PM
Replies: 92
Views: 1,384
Posted By Benjamin Linus
Re: random food tips thread

God, I hope this doesn't cause a shit-storm like it did when I mentioned it here a year or so ago, but:

- You don't have to cook pork chops/steaks until they are dry as fuck, leather-like,...
Forum: This Just In! 05-09-2013, 05:45 AM
Replies: 85
Views: 1,907
Posted By Benjamin Linus
Re: Three kidnapped women, missing for a decade, found alive

Because "It" was shorter than typing "non-human" or "sub-human species". Kind of like when you talk about a dog, or any other type of non-human species. You just say "it". Blacks are proven to be a...
Forum: This Just In! 05-08-2013, 02:11 PM
Replies: 85
Views: 1,907
Posted By Benjamin Linus
Re: Three kidnapped women, missing for a decade, found alive

That won't last long. It'll be getting a hundred Big Macs a day to trade for crack, so they'll cut it off. I mean, come on, we're talking about a nigger here. These motherfuckers ruin shit at the...
Forum: What's Good 05-04-2013, 05:08 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 287
Posted By Benjamin Linus
Might Be Good........

Here's the story.

I'm 39, gonna be 40 in a month. I lived in the same town for about many, many years. South Bend, Indiana. I just move an hour north to attend college. I don't know anybody here,...
Forum: Bad Ideas 04-10-2013, 09:09 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 787
Posted By Benjamin Linus
Re: What can PayPal do?

Obviously people are that stupid. Look at the OP. And no he's not selling to a 13 year old, he's "selling" to a cop. But, back to my first point, he's to fucking stupid to figure that out. Cops LOVE...
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 04-13-2013, 07:48 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 338
Posted By Benjamin Linus
Re: My porn collection got destroyed

So, I guess you'll be flying your flag at half staff?
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 04-12-2013, 02:23 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 830
Posted By Benjamin Linus
Re: Seeing Red

But are still quite willing to frequent your GF who you know is a lying, cheating, manipulative whore. Thankfully you have your priorities straight.
Forum: Generally Speaking 04-25-2012, 11:49 PM
Replies: 161
Views: 3,660
Posted By Benjamin Linus
Re: who are the nicest users here n' why

I am. It is pretty fucking obvious you stupid fucking bitch.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 04-06-2013, 08:12 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 735
Posted By Benjamin Linus
For The Heroin LOvers...........

Man, I had to call 911 on my friend last night.

I really don't have much experience with any real kind of heroin. I did it twice with this guy.

Both times, I asked him "How much we supposed...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 04-06-2013, 11:25 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 735
Posted By Benjamin Linus
Re: For The Heroin LOvers...........

Yeah. Lol? Not everybody is as hardcore as you.



QFT! Thanks STD. That's the kind of shit I was looking for. I felt bad for doin it, but not for saving his life. I had NO choice.
Forum: TV and Movies 04-02-2013, 05:24 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 201
Posted By Benjamin Linus
Funny? TV Commercial

Sympathy escapes me. I don't ask for it and I very rarely give it.

This commercial is killing me. Way to lulzy.

It's one of the anti-texting-while-driving ads. The teenage girls parents are...
Forum: LOL, Internet 04-02-2013, 01:24 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 503
Posted By Benjamin Linus
Re: Nigger Space Program!

Think, David Bowie:

-This is Zambia control to major Undugu!
-This is Zambia control to major Undugu!
-Take your protein pills the U.N. gave you!

-5,7,4,9,3,1,6,2,8! Bix Nood!!!
Forum: LOL, Internet 04-02-2013, 09:55 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 503
Posted By Benjamin Linus
Nigger Space Program!

This is a 100% true story. Enjoy.

http://news.discovery.com/space/private-spaceflight/to-mars-zambias-forgotten-space-program.htm




Oh my god! Niggers are hilariously stupid. (And smelly)....
Forum: Gluttons & Gourmets 03-24-2013, 02:53 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 1,005
Posted By Benjamin Linus
ITT: Idiot Cooks You Know

The topic is clear. Let's hear about the idiot cooks you know. I'll start:

Just got a text from this girl I know. She is pretty attractive. Never really has/had to do much for herself (she's 41)....
Forum: Weapons and Combat 03-20-2013, 07:33 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 529
Posted By Benjamin Linus
Dead or Not?

The pistol in question is this Cobra .380 (http://www.impactguns.com/cobra-freedom-fs-380-acp-35in-wsatin-nickel-finish-fs380sb-832716008083.aspx)

The argument here is: Put it to your head/temple,...
Forum: Visual Arts 03-19-2013, 09:03 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 561
Posted By Benjamin Linus
Re: Want to get into editing videos

Looks like you're getting the hang of it. YouTube has tons of EXCELLENT tutorials on Vegas. Check them out. They are really helpful and simple to understand. You'll be a pro in no time. You can do...
Forum: Bad Ideas 02-15-2013, 01:03 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 829
Posted By Benjamin Linus
Re: How to hit Licks

Hitting licks? "Looking to move some weight"?

WTF? Is this the BI Hollywood edition or some shit?

We really need someone at the door to check I.D.'s
Forum: Generally Speaking 01-27-2013, 05:01 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 612
Posted By Benjamin Linus
Grateful Dead Concerts

Anybody here old enough to have been to one? I was lucky enough to have been to 14 of them. The first show I saw was at Deer Creek in Noblesville, Indiana ~1990. Ate 7 tabs of blotter acid and lost...
Forum: Revenge, Vandalism & Lulzy Bad Ideas 02-17-2013, 04:49 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 680
Posted By Benjamin Linus
Re: Faking playing russian roulette to freak people out

Well, if he doesn't take it to heart, he'll definately take it to the head.
Forum: This Just In! 03-03-2013, 09:09 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 287
Posted By Benjamin Linus
Re: Florida sinkhole swallows man

Da earf dun ate dat man up.
Forum: LOL, Internet 03-03-2013, 08:21 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 3,029
Posted By Benjamin Linus
Re: Amanda Todd's corpse photo

Good god you're fucking stupid.
Forum: Graduation to Obligation 03-02-2013, 05:05 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 418
Posted By Benjamin Linus
Re: What Are Some Good Investments For My Student Loans?

I'm probably WAAAYYYYYYYY off on this, but Bitcoins seem like a fad.
Forum: This Just In! 03-01-2013, 05:35 PM
Replies: 121
Views: 2,495
Posted By Benjamin Linus
Re: N.Y. Mayor bans 2-liter sodas with pizza delivery

People use ethnic/racial slurs when they're to stupid to articulate their point. Hope that answers your question you retarded porchmonkey.
Forum: TV and Movies 03-01-2013, 03:21 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 467
Posted By Benjamin Linus
Re: Movies that show niggers getting pwned by whitey

Roots
Forum: This Just In! 02-20-2013, 01:16 PM
Replies: 1,334
Views: 31,849
Posted By Benjamin Linus
Re: The Zimmerman thread!

That story in that 2nd link just enrages me! This group of savage nigger teenapers beat a tiny 78 year-old man half to death while screaming 'this is for Trayvon you white devil' and the police have...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 02-17-2013, 04:33 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 658
Posted By Benjamin Linus
Re: Cheap Full Proof Urine Cleanser

Wow. Just..... :facepalm:
Forum: Generally Speaking 02-14-2013, 04:23 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 611
Posted By Benjamin Linus
Re: Why are blacks from the US more thug/gangster

It's because niggers in 'murrica are coddled by the media and politicians out of fear of being labled "raciss!". Plus you have magic niggers like Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson brainwashing them to...
Forum: Bad Ideas 02-03-2013, 09:34 AM
Replies: 71
Views: 1,352
Posted By Benjamin Linus
Re: baiting

No. Thats about it. Thats what I do. Just make sure she's like 12 and you're set.

Wait. What?
Forum: Generally Speaking 02-02-2013, 09:16 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 612
Posted By Benjamin Linus
Re: Grateful Dead Concerts

Here's a tidbit I forgot about. After one of the shows, we stopped by Dennys off a major highway. Late at night, like 3am. It was 3 of us, 2 were broke. My buddy says "I got like $35" and tosses his...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 01-31-2013, 06:27 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 462
Posted By Benjamin Linus
You Wanna Know About LSD? Well Here Ya Go!

I keep seeing the "OMG Should I Do The 'Cid"? threads. Now, I've had some nightmare episodes and fucked up trips. It's easy to find bad trip stories. But I wanna relate a less scary but equally...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 01-31-2013, 07:32 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 462
Posted By Benjamin Linus
Re: You Wanna Know About LSD? Well Here Ya Go!

Fixed.
Forum: Generally Speaking 01-31-2013, 07:24 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 612
Posted By Benjamin Linus
Re: Grateful Dead Concerts

Shit post.

Anyway....... I was tryin hard to be a "Deadhead" back then. About a week or two later they were playing at the "World Music Theatre" in Tinley Park. Chicago. I borrowed my moms car to...
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