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Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 05-23-2013, 02:09 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 234
Posted By Duke Zion
Re: Are unwyred and snoopy still gone?

Me and unwyred were going to meet up in a Dayton at a rainbow party, the last text I got from him was "I'm going to suck the fuck out of your co"

I think he was texting and driving RIP.
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 05-22-2013, 01:13 PM
Replies: 84
Views: 789
Posted By Tokerface
Arrow Let me whisk you back to late 2012..

..Tacho had just been demodded and was on the verge of suicide. His livelihood, his pride, the only power he'd ever experienced had been torn from him. In a desperate plea to get remodded, he created...
Forum: Revenge, Vandalism & Lulzy Bad Ideas 05-21-2013, 04:52 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 281
Posted By komokazi
Re: how to get an employee fired

Shut the fuck up and kill yourself.
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-20-2013, 08:09 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 62
Re: Where should I wwoof

Oh yes - 4 those that don't know, wwoof is volunteering on an organic farm for a little bit and the farm gives you food and a place to sleep in exchange for helping out around the place.
Forum: Graduation to Obligation 05-20-2013, 03:35 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 278
Posted By rape it ralph
Re: What happens if you call your boss an idiot?

put ur finger in her but when she bends over
Forum: What's Good 05-18-2013, 05:27 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 343
Posted By CountBlah
Re: It's my birthday today

Did you celebrate by going to a donkey show?
Forum: What's Good 05-17-2013, 07:13 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 343
Posted By BITCH TITZ
Re: It's my birthday today

Mine too. Drinking malt liquor on my lunch break
Forum: What's Good 05-17-2013, 06:55 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 343
Posted By Vizier
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-20-2013, 08:27 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 220
Posted By Kwinnie Bogan
Re: The word "faggot" popping up throughout my post? WTF? lol

Sometimes we use to do that. We used to ninja edit threads as of the OP was against user rules and 'delete' offending sections of a post that never existed, then infract the user for these imaginary...
Forum: LOL, Internet 05-19-2013, 07:19 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 334
Posted By Schplew
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 05-19-2013, 02:14 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 156
Posted By Rust
Re: PsychoDelic sent me a message

Who the fuck are you, and who the fuck is PsychoDelic? :confused:
Forum: Gearheads 05-17-2013, 10:10 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 434
Posted By CountBlah
Re: Need to replace OEM wheel, how to find out the original wheels specs?

go to www.rockauto.com Enter year, make model and engine size. Click on wheels and tires, then just look at the pics. You can get the rim size off the tire. they'll be a number like 165/70 R14 the...
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-16-2013, 07:52 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 107
Posted By jerome
Re: chincats feelings for zoklet

i hate those cat emoticons.
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 05-16-2013, 05:29 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 431
Posted By meth god
Re: "Speak for yourself, a lot of the people here have degrees" - Tacho

Oh man... Zok Jr changed his avatar. This place isn't gonna be the same now.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 05-14-2013, 06:57 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 1,008
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 04-05-2013, 05:01 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 1,008
Posted By iMagiNation
Re: Do black people take psychedelics?

Narcing on people that are tripping.
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 05-16-2013, 01:13 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 431
Posted By Tokerface
Forum: Bad Ideas 05-15-2013, 10:02 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 432
Posted By Mirana
Re: making a lil tunnel for fun times??

No use plywood and hammer it onto the sides. Hang some pictures of gay porn on it for those lonely nights.
Forum: Carved Outta Wood 05-15-2013, 05:21 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 118
Posted By PsychoDelic
Re: anyone used anadrol before

yeah it made my nuts look like raisins.

so i fucking tore them off with my massive arms.
Forum: DIY 05-15-2013, 01:07 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 124
Posted By Piles of Crack
Re: Using arc welder for electrolysis

Weld a bunch of dumb shit together and leave it in a heap somewhere busy
Forum: Gearheads 05-12-2013, 01:54 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 513
Posted By CountBlah
Cool Trolling Advance Autos live chat

This shit has some potential. Ask for muffler bearings, blinker fluid shit for the cooling of old VW bugs



LOL, more to come
Forum: Bad Ideas 05-10-2013, 03:57 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 411
Posted By Jack
Re: Anyone know if M@cy's display sho3s have hidd3n t@gs?

Why are all these faggots disguising terms in these posts? I think there's an inflated sense of importance here. This is about the stupidest thing I can remember seeing here. Oh no Macy's LP is going...
Forum: Revenge, Vandalism & Lulzy Bad Ideas 05-06-2013, 03:44 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 1,191
Posted By Raspberry Jam
Re: Welding things to train tracks

I could tell you much better ways to derail trains but I'm not going to on the off chance one of you tards actually attempts it.

Also just so you know, this would be terrorism, and if caught you...
Forum: Carved Outta Wood 05-06-2013, 01:17 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 618
Posted By p6867
I went to a Planet Fitness Today

My girlfriend goes here. I could best describe it as a whole gym of that nervous guy who stands around looking at the smith machine with a confused expression on his face.

I weigh about 175, I...
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 05-03-2013, 09:41 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 269
Posted By CountBlah
Gearheads is such a shit forum

Seriously, It's just a circle jerk of people who think they know it all. Meanwhile this annoys us who do know it all :o
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-02-2013, 11:19 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 198
Posted By Poopie
Yall some straight fuck niggas Posted...

Yall some straight fuck niggas


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Forum: The Inhumane Condition 04-26-2013, 01:37 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 315
Posted By arleybob
Re: "If you exist, god, may you strike me dead!"

this sounds pretty serious man

you say your CPU is melted and all your files are still inside?

you're gonna wanna hack the mainframe and jimmy up the core processor, solder the fan in one place...
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 04-26-2013, 01:06 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 315
Posted By CountBlah
Re: "If you exist, god, may you strike me dead!"

http://global3.memecdn.com/meth-not-even-once_o_1120913.jpg
Forum: Music! 05-01-2013, 06:19 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 208
Posted By Sir Cornwell
Re: To drake fans

Yah! Take Jon Lajoie "Started As A Baby". That is the shit.

Uh huh.
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 05-01-2013, 02:28 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 65
Posted By Shrike
Re: Tumblr Question

I guess you could suck a dick, that might work.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 04-29-2013, 10:48 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 476
Posted By meateor
Re: 3900$

Man if you got 3900 bucks you should buy a tiger or some shit and bring it around with you

thats a fuckin investment
Forum: Support and Suggestions 04-30-2013, 07:34 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 945
Posted By Lanny
Re: ATTN ZOKLET: Read this thread, it relates to you!

There's no way to have low censorship and a high quality user base, they work in directly opposite directions, and I think it's pretty obvious that the majority here would rather keep it how it is.
Forum: This Just In! 05-01-2013, 03:07 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 608
Posted By aquabania
Re: Rapper gets dick sucked onstage

lol danny brown is fuckin dope

Danny Brown-Grown Up (Official Music Video)**UNCENSORED - YouTube
Forum: This Just In! 05-01-2013, 03:02 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 608
Posted By BITCH TITZ
Re: Rapper gets dick sucked onstage

That is one silly looking negro
Forum: The Trashcan 05-01-2013, 03:27 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 586
Posted By Schplew
Re: A revised way to hit on women for all the beta faggots out there (motherfucking f

yeah. feelin' like bliss you only wish.

i'm learning how to rap too, and i make my own beats, ya know jyust messin' around a bit yo, but i'm GOOD, i'm real good, everybody loves it when i rap, i...
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 04-30-2013, 02:41 PM
Replies: 537
Views: 6,828
Posted By psychomanthis
Re: Response to Panthrax's Childish Idiocy

That would count as ban evasion. Maybe i should ban -SpeciaL too for good measure.

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/4309675/black-guy-dancing-o.gif
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 04-30-2013, 11:21 AM
Replies: 537
Views: 6,828
Posted By Yggdrasil
Re: Response to Panthrax's Childish Idiocy

Are the caps to let us know that you're angry, or that you're back?
Forum: Gearheads 04-29-2013, 08:11 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 382
Posted By skygear
Re: So this bike is the shit!

Could be relevant.
Motorcycle Crashes into Bicycles 4/27/2013 - YouTube
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 04-29-2013, 03:54 PM
Replies: 537
Views: 6,828
Posted By umop 3pisdn
Thumbs Up Re: Response to Panthrax's Childish Idiocy

Free speech =/= free spam. DaGuru brings nothing new to the table, every single thread he enters turns into the same garbage, with him writing up angry walls of text saying nothing. How does that...
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 04-29-2013, 04:00 PM
Replies: 537
Views: 6,828
Posted By jheit8
Re: Response to Panthrax's Childish Idiocy

TBH it's better that he doesn't try to contribute, he almost always gives out bad info when he does.
Forum: Generally Speaking 04-28-2013, 01:12 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 196
Posted By TheJunkieMonkey
Re: why do idiots like corporate things on facebook

Why do Idiots Like Facebook, would of been a more apt title
Forum: Generally Speaking 04-27-2013, 06:50 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 534
Posted By Proots
Mad My experience with a child at work today...

So, it was lunch time and my boss picked a nice bar and grille to go to. Sort of "upper class" if you feel me. I only tell you this so you'll understand that there's no children's menu. This isn't a...
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 04-27-2013, 02:48 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 431
Posted By IWD
Re: Ph0x's new look

lol... that's gotta be flattering. He should make a plentyoffish account and write that in his description of himself.
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 04-25-2013, 03:14 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 245
Posted By p6867
Re: I'm leaving

i find you entertaining in a homeless schizophrenic i don't have to worry about touching me kind of way.
Forum: Generally Speaking 04-24-2013, 11:14 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 233
Posted By p6867
Choose Your Own Adventure

No thread title has ever made more sense to me.
Choose either:

A) Men tasked with the impossible deal with their frustrations in different ways. To honor his sisyphean efforts by luring bikies...
Forum: Generally Speaking 04-22-2013, 09:00 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 169
Posted By jerome
Re: i crash my car into a bridge

I GOT THIS FEELING ON A SUMMER DAY WHEN YOU WERE GOOOooonnnNNEE!
Forum: Carved Outta Wood 04-21-2013, 11:07 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 332
Posted By N0 W4RN1NG
Re: Does Your Scalp Smell? Pour Bleach On it.

Why not just shower ?_? Am I missing something?

My hair smells great, and I love the way my girl's hair smells. When we go to sleep I'll just bury my face in it sometimes.


I mean, I...
Forum: Generally Speaking 04-21-2013, 08:54 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 185
Posted By FatMax
Re: How stupid do you have to be (CP Related)

Wariat is a child molester. You guys can check out his threads, its pretty hilarious.
Forum: Generally Speaking 04-22-2013, 02:39 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 129
Posted By Tokerface
Thumbs Down Whatever happened to SLIM and ShadyLady modding BI?

fuck

tacho is the most pathetic fake criminal in existence
Forum: Bad Ideas 04-21-2013, 10:09 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 492
Posted By Kmc2013
Re: Security flaw at Tesco petrol station?

Where do you buy a hoodie big enough to cover a car? ; D
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