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Forum: The Trashcan 08-28-2010, 02:46 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 1,424
Posted By uiy23500
Raping Cops Daughters for LOLz

Doesn’t police misconduct make you mad? There’s pretty much no way to make them as mad as they make you with their rule bending, outright lying and the support they get from judges and stuff because...
Forum: Gluttons & Gourmets 08-22-2010, 08:35 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 1,232
Posted By T.K. Baha
Re: food in jail

I would probably just resort to cannibalism. Tenderloin slow smoked over blankets and trashbags.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 08-25-2010, 07:52 AM
Replies: 51
Views: 2,707
Posted By Xlite
Re: Females: If I started hitting on, how much would you assume I was a rapist?

Lulz, a rapist trying to get laid like normal people.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 08-23-2010, 02:34 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 527
Posted By fuckbiscuit
Re: So I was a virgin, then..

yeah, i know the kind of whore you'e talking about brah. See if she likes getting choked while you plough her.
Forum: Bad Ideas 08-13-2010, 06:39 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,122
Posted By DiStOrTiOn
Mad Re: Selling cyanide to would-be suiciders

why not charge them more like a thousand, or as much money as they own

100 is silly change
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 08-20-2010, 03:19 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 780
Posted By superspeedz
Cool The spiral of failure that is zoklet

This current culture of accepting things, and settling for less is destructive to the advancement of the human race, if we do not challenge ourselves to improve things constantly stagnation will...
Forum: Neurons & Needles 08-19-2010, 09:51 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 607
Posted By Daily
Re: Narcissistic Personality Disorder

That's not even a real disorder. I bet you had to pay $200 for the therapist to tell you that shit. LOL!
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 08-19-2010, 06:33 AM
Replies: 41
Views: 1,423
Posted By Unnecessary~surgery
Problem: Im not interested in peoples lives

Well yeah. This is especially a problem getting laid/relationship wise.

You know the people that always go around asking how youre doing, asking you how, something something you told them is going...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 08-13-2010, 05:06 AM
Replies: 123
Views: 3,969
Posted By Zay
Lightbulb First God died, now the idea of soulmates should too.

I think that the sooner mainstream society accepts the psychological and biological factors behind affection, attraction, love, and things of that sort, the sooner we'll look back and scoff at this...
Forum: Bad Ideas 06-16-2010, 10:51 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 931
Posted By Atticus
Re: How to kill/maim others with just your hands?

http://www.solargeneral.com/library/combat/the-death-dealers-manual-bradley-steiner-paladin-press.pdf
Forum: TV and Movies 09-11-2009, 10:31 PM
Replies: 156
Views: 8,101
Posted By Rocko
Re: shitty fucking movies that have a really good reputation

ITT: We bitch about stuff other people like so we can look cool.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 05-26-2010, 11:32 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 3,528
Posted By mafiabro
Re: wow girls sure are SICK

Dude they bleed from their vagina, that should sum it up real good.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 05-27-2010, 04:23 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 426
Posted By adhesive tape
Re: Dis Nigga is crazy

He lives in a shit hole, why the fuck not?
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 05-23-2010, 10:19 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 3,304
Posted By Haiti's Space Agency
Re: I have 50 piece of blended weed...how do i get super high?

Burn whole at bottom part of plastic bottle.
Form bowl out of foil around the mouth of the bottle.
take off foil and put 50 piece in there
cover up hole in bottle with your thumb
fill bottle with...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 05-23-2010, 07:22 PM
Replies: 86
Views: 2,393
Posted By I Still Needmoney
Lightbulb Re: So I wanna start smoking...

You can get cancer from smoking pretty much anything, certainly not just tobacco...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 05-23-2010, 07:18 PM
Replies: 86
Views: 2,393
Posted By mr.blunt
Re: So I wanna start smoking...

What? Your best option would be to go kick your friend in the balls for being retarded.

Don't fucking start smoking cigarettes because you want to be ready for smoking weed. That's the fucking...
Forum: This Just In! 05-18-2010, 04:38 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 1,011
Posted By Hammer Tank
Thumbs Up Re: Bat fellation causes scandal

haha, funny.

"hey baby, did you know that Fellatio in fruit bats prolongs copulation time? looks like bats and humans aren't all that different" *wink* *wink*

best pickup line ever

these...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 05-19-2010, 12:45 AM
Replies: 51
Views: 1,704
Posted By Vizier
Re: Im going to be a dad

Why in the holy mother of fuck do you not abort it? Even your parents agree on that. We don't need more useless, dysfunctional family kids on the godamn world.

And you'll have the kid because you...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 05-15-2010, 06:04 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 2,184
Posted By InB4U
Re: Feeling Depressed After One Night Stands

That's pretty much life. If you're in a relationship it most likely sucks and you want out. If you're not in a relationship you want one. Just be happy that you have your health.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 05-10-2010, 06:21 AM
Replies: 76
Views: 1,843
Posted By Trix Are For Kids
Re: You know youre addicted to weed when...

...You stay up until 3 AM eating ice cream....
...cones. :facepalm:
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 02-14-2010, 05:26 PM
Replies: 81
Views: 2,677
Posted By superspeedz
Cool Re: Hows valentines day going for you kids?

had morning sex :), tonight i'll fix up a nice dinner at her place, and we will do it in her hot tub :), I got a few bottles of champagne, some nice chocolate...

She's at work now.... god damn...
Forum: Gluttons & Gourmets 02-14-2010, 05:14 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,041
Posted By A$AP Weed Smoker
Yall niggas ever eat a 3 cheese sausage?

I hustled ALL DAY to earn $4.50 and got 4 three cheese sausages out the GAS STATION AND PUT 2 IN MY POCKET :mad: GO BACK TO QUAHOG!
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 02-14-2010, 05:09 PM
Replies: 81
Views: 2,677
Posted By Actor
Sad Re: Hows valentines day going for you kids?

Yeah i'm gonne try and scrape enough money to go to a "massage parlor". Feel free to use me as an example to feel better about yourself.

Didn't you make a thread about bangin your cousin? LOL...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 02-13-2010, 11:57 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 1,923
Posted By Agent 008
Re: You don't need to be a tick tock mechanism to have fun in life.

In all seriousness, one doesn't need to do anything to be happy.

Happiness is a state of mind. You can consciously influence your states of mind. Just don't get caught up in the idle devices of...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 02-14-2010, 12:12 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 1,923
Posted By inb4lock
Re: You don't need to be a tick tock mechanism to have fun in life.

Good post. The rest of you are a disgrace to Zoklet.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 02-13-2010, 05:11 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 1,842
Posted By Oink The Pig
Re: a much better guide to interpersonal relations by pleasure_to_burn

you sound like a stuck up asshole... also 3 out of 10 zoklet users would beat you and your brazilian gay jitsu way the fuck down... and thats just because the other 7 users are either female, or too...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 02-11-2010, 11:01 AM
Replies: 74
Views: 2,339
Posted By Marijuanasaurus
Marijuanasaurus' guide to conserving weed

So you hit the ATM and your accounts in the negative. Your credit card is maxed, and youve pawned every piece of your grandmothers jewelery. It can be tough keeping up with a marijuana addiction when...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 02-10-2010, 04:50 AM
Replies: 139
Views: 12,717
Posted By Hate
Re: What If Your Long-Term Girlfriend Had Been Double-Teamed?

Double team her, faggot.
Forum: Neurons & Needles 02-08-2010, 11:29 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,007
Posted By Oink The Pig
Re: Friend seriously abused...Help!

well she was born in the ghetto, raised in the gheto saw her first 9 mm in the ghetto...
Forum: Neurons & Needles 02-07-2010, 02:34 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,007
Posted By PROJECT PAT
Re: Friend seriously abused...Help!

a bloody lip and a ripped piercing is by no means a severe beating.
Forum: Neurons & Needles 02-07-2010, 02:11 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,007
Posted By Jojoman
Re: Friend seriously abused...Help!

Dress like a clown and sodomize her dad. Only way to show him who's boss.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 02-08-2010, 11:11 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 1,148
Posted By Kow
Re: I need help apparently lol

I have a friend who is in a relationship like that. He's one of the happiest people I know.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 02-05-2010, 03:02 AM
Replies: 54
Views: 1,961
Posted By harry_hardcore_hoedown
Re: I have been faithful to my girlfriend for 28 days!

Wow, you sound so cool.
Forum: LOL, Internet 02-04-2010, 12:32 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,472
Posted By cheech
Re: Sex Slavery #5 [NSFW]

3.

They are all pretty crap actually. They try too hard...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 02-03-2010, 01:17 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 1,794
Posted By Old Blind Man
Re: weed=no motivation?

yeah it will give you cancer and is often laced with other drugs to, stay away from that shit dude... you could hurt yourself.

On a more seious note, i guess it could.. i would figure it being a...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 02-02-2010, 09:47 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 647
Posted By pygar
Re: Advanced persuasion techniques

"If you don't do exactly what i say, I'm going to slowly and unflinchingly murder your entire family plus your pet"
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 02-02-2010, 07:39 PM
Replies: 103
Views: 3,008
Posted By superspeedz
Cool I guess I'm the last of a dying breed

Many of you "men" are bitches, that pander to the desires of others, I do what I want, when I want and with who I want, I am a financially independent and successful male.

Most of you shit your...
Forum: LOL, Internet 01-21-2010, 12:13 AM
Replies: 84
Views: 8,638
Posted By czarbomba
Re: Fat Ginger Kid Freaks Out Over South Park Episode

It's great at feigning emotion, despite being soulless.
Forum: LOL, Internet 01-20-2010, 05:02 PM
Replies: 84
Views: 8,638
Posted By Dr. Awkward
Re: Fat Ginger Kid Freaks Out Over South Park Episode

People still get offended over South Park? christ...
Forum: LOL, Internet 01-20-2010, 09:13 PM
Replies: 94
Views: 3,511
Posted By Dave
Re: Protip: Don't throw sucker punches

The guy in the red is quite very CLEARY very drunk. You idiots don't know what that's like seeing as you have no friends to get drunk with. Another thing 'protip' you aint no pro so don't give tips,...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 01-20-2010, 08:12 PM
Replies: 72
Views: 1,766
Posted By Death_Merchant
Re: Social Interaction As Program...

I'm not just self-diagnosed though. My GF actually works with children with Asperger's, and she's pretty positive that I have it too. When I was a child, I was plagued with the inability to learn...
Forum: LOL, Internet 01-20-2010, 04:02 PM
Replies: 94
Views: 3,511
Posted By -SpectraL
Re: Protip: Don't throw sucker punches

With a sucker punch, you gotta make sure you take his head right off the very first time. Righteous anger is a whole lot harder to deal with than anything else.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 01-19-2010, 07:47 PM
Replies: 72
Views: 1,766
Posted By AnotherAnimal
Re: Social Interaction As Program...

Welcome to the Matrix.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 01-18-2010, 06:52 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 1,795
Posted By General Butt.Naked
Re: Best drug for fighting?

Pointless post. The closest thing would probably be coke, but your heart would probably pop. So by all means go for it. I was doing coke one night when my business partner called and said some fools...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 01-19-2010, 04:33 AM
Replies: 92
Views: 4,354
Posted By Rich White Male
Re: Same Day Sex Slave...(long)

Chavinist: you are the biggest faggot EVER. You are exactly the type of person I absolutely hate and cannot stand. Go die.
Forum: LOL, Internet 01-18-2010, 12:17 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 2,101
Posted By Angry Blue Bird of Death
Stone Cold run over by car

eNVATMCw60Y&rel=0

:eek:
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 01-18-2010, 10:31 PM
Replies: 92
Views: 4,354
Posted By Death_Merchant
Re: Same Day Sex Slave...(long)

I've been training women for a long ass time. When it comes to sex, getting women to fuck you is easy. For me, I don't want to just fuck a woman, I want to own her. I've been successful at this too....
Forum: Carved Outta Wood 01-14-2010, 10:05 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 1,143
Posted By negz
Re: Dehydroepiandrosterone production in males...how to increase...

http://www.westonaprice.org/Men-s-Health/
Forum: Carved Outta Wood 01-14-2010, 12:52 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 1,143
Posted By Marijuanasaurus
Re: Dehydroepiandrosterone production in males...how to increase...

Eat nuts. theyre good for your nuts.

Increase your peanut butter and jelly sandwich intake.

Eats lots eggs. Theyre good for your eggs.

Do plenty of squats and deadlifts.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 12-18-2009, 07:35 AM
Replies: 80
Views: 2,779
Posted By Iolite
Re: Being too poweful in life...

I like how you said in reply to one of my posts regarding narcissism as "I agree man, narcissism is one of the greatest weaknesses a person can have"

....There's definitely something wrong, but...
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