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Forum: Generally Speaking 05-18-2013, 08:20 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 87
Posted By ThaTermeneter
Re: My phone auto-corrects 'Zoklet' to 'Toilet'

fitting, &Toilet is a liserd den
Forum: Revenge, Vandalism & Lulzy Bad Ideas 01-19-2013, 02:46 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 238
Posted By ThaTermeneter
Re: filling water balloons?

pour it in your mouth, then blow it in the balloon with your blowing skills
Forum: Travel and World Language 05-07-2013, 12:18 AM
Replies: 221
Views: 3,734
Posted By ThaTermeneter
Re: My week in Chicago, with PrivacyCunt

My month long investigation suggests that Mrs. Cunt and her common law husband run a web-based auto theft racket. They finance their apartment with this and other hussles, including counterfeiting...
Forum: Alternative Living 05-05-2013, 11:52 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 636
Posted By ThaTermeneter
Re: If you were kicked out of your home today would you have a plan?

of course I would just put a tent in the back yard and string out my extension cord and cat5e

I do training missions periodically just in case
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 07-02-2012, 10:31 PM
Replies: 76
Views: 3,566
Posted By ThaTermeneter
Re: How to crush a girls heart, ego, and will.

tell her she drives a pos car and your gonna leave her and buy a new suzuki for yourself
Forum: TV and Movies 04-01-2013, 03:46 AM
Replies: 264
Views: 5,905
Posted By ThaTermeneter
Re: Official Walking Dead Season 3½ Thread

it took the piss out of me when every single upload I can find has an audio defect starting at 41 minutes. These all have "evolve" in the title, likely the little stupid shit ripper that everyone...
Forum: Revenge, Vandalism & Lulzy Bad Ideas 04-01-2013, 03:42 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 328
Posted By ThaTermeneter
Re: Carrying paint thinner

Keep it in a water bottle in your fridge next to all your water bottles
Forum: Bad Ideas 03-18-2013, 12:43 AM
Replies: 64
Views: 2,533
Posted By ThaTermeneter
Re: Starbucks free drinks

can you guys get more stupider?

unless you are reporting factual experiences then this is highly illegal, easily a class 3 crime
Forum: TV and Movies 02-12-2013, 04:19 AM
Replies: 264
Views: 5,905
Posted By ThaTermeneter
Re: Official Walking Dead Season 3½ Thread

fucking Rick shot Maggie???? wow ...
Forum: Bad Ideas 02-21-2013, 02:06 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 846
Posted By ThaTermeneter
Re: How To Get Free Gas

A drill powered pump would be much quicker but is going to be fairly noisy, and a hazard around gasoline.

The taller the vehicle the faster a siphon would flow ( SUVs and pickups will have higher...
Forum: Bad Ideas 02-02-2013, 02:02 AM
Replies: 134
Views: 6,686
Posted By ThaTermeneter
Re: Currently digging an underground tunnel in my house

a ~3x3 square is not big enough for a staircase

probably having a column installed there to remediate structural problems

worst thread ever
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 01-13-2013, 10:46 PM
Replies: 68
Views: 1,659
Posted By ThaTermeneter
Re: According to mizled pet names are now PI: Mizled's Response

We wont stop , free jheit 2013
Forum: Revenge, Vandalism & Lulzy Bad Ideas 01-14-2013, 11:04 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 461
Posted By ThaTermeneter
Re: You Have 1 Million in Untaxed Cash, How Do You Invest It?

the best investment you could make would be to call a tax attorney and find out how to pay your fair share of income tax before you get fuqqed in the brownhole ; D
Forum: Bad Ideas 01-11-2013, 10:54 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 827
Posted By ThaTermeneter
Re: eBay's PROACT program is cracking down on people selling stolen merchandise

hopefully this will discourage theft and all these shoplifters will get off welfare and probation or at least move to China
Forum: Gearheads 12-31-2012, 03:25 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 702
Posted By ThaTermeneter
Chop roof off Suburban?

I really think the ollld k5 blazers, and the Jimmys are cool ( the ones that are FULL convertible ) , for one in nice condition is very expensive though. ...
Forum: Bad Ideas 12-30-2012, 01:28 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 353
Posted By ThaTermeneter
Re: Garden hoses

My enemy lives approx 1500 feet from my hose spigget and i want to flood out there front and back porch so they slip on ice

25' at a time is gonna be so slow but so worth it
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 11-25-2012, 05:44 AM
Replies: 174
Views: 3,092
Posted By ThaTermeneter
Re: BF Blames Me For Getting Robbed

You all have it all wrong, this guy isn't as bad as you think.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 11-19-2012, 01:54 AM
Replies: 77
Views: 1,371
Posted By ThaTermeneter
Re: Spontaneously stopping drug use

I support your decision to get off habit-formers, don't second guess yourself
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 10-22-2012, 02:25 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 434
Posted By ThaTermeneter
NSFW: Hilarious video of Slutmeup found online

http://i.imgur.com/bLSo2.png

:cool:

(FREE BRANDON 2012 PEOPLES CHOICE 2012)
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 10-17-2012, 03:41 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 380
Posted By ThaTermeneter
Embarrassed Shitty dwarf faucets

It seems like almost every public restroom has a faucet that only extends slightly into the sink bowl, so it is a struggle to not bump your hands into the sink. Does anyone else hate those things? ...
Forum: Generally Speaking 11-02-2012, 02:10 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 421
Posted By ThaTermeneter
Re: So Justin Bieber DOESN't have cancer

I envy justin bieber. I think the majority of the detractors are jealous of him, of course most don't think that they are jealous.. but trust me - they are.:paranoid:
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 08-18-2012, 09:40 PM
Replies: 65
Views: 2,077
Posted By ThaTermeneter
Re: So what, you're a fucking killer?

i think this thread was eye opening for alot of us
and we can relate to some of the people and incidents
mention in this thread.

Maybe we can all learn from this event and better our
selfs. ...
Forum: Generally Speaking 10-13-2012, 11:28 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 1,573
Posted By ThaTermeneter
Re: Do you think my mom is hot?

Wow all those people that stay on the water sure have a lot of boats.. -_-
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 10-04-2012, 02:47 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 1,008
Posted By ThaTermeneter
Inappropriate/unprofessional actions by staff

Do you think It is appropriate for a staff member to start a Referendum proposing a gag on a forum user they disagree with? How about if they made their poll questions absolutely biased?

Would it...
Forum: Support and Suggestions 06-10-2012, 06:39 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 2,429
Posted By ThaTermeneter
Discontinue and Revert all name changes

how the hell are you supposed to keep track of whos who when everyone and there granny swithes there name and then 10 people think there funny putting the same avatar.
Forum: Generally Speaking 08-20-2012, 01:54 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 382
Posted By ThaTermeneter
Rant Re: PLZ Ban me

I'm currently enjoying my vacation
Forum: Carved Outta Wood 08-19-2012, 12:34 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 1,263
Posted By ThaTermeneter
Re: Alright Zoklet help me shit

help im EPSOM SALTING
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 08-20-2012, 02:42 AM
Replies: 0
Views: 134
Posted By ThaTermeneter
mod plz delete this forum

dumb queers cant do anything right
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 08-20-2012, 01:11 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 315
Posted By ThaTermeneter
This one goes out to Lavender Lilacs

Shania Twain - Man! I Feel Like A Woman - YouTube

Also see: Mrs. Doubtfire,
and Lanny
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 08-19-2012, 03:02 AM
Replies: 65
Views: 2,199
Posted By ThaTermeneter
Wink Re: Why are people's homes so fucking boring?

Because when your day consists of posting on zoklet and masturbating, somehow the money to build the custom home you always wanted never presents itself.
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 08-19-2012, 04:23 AM
Replies: 65
Views: 2,199
Posted By ThaTermeneter
Re: Why are people's homes so fucking boring?

>:( they are only meant to take weight on the corners, you need to come up with reinforcement for the roof
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 08-12-2012, 04:55 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 670
Posted By ThaTermeneter
Re: Zok is a pussy, why does he close every thread he makes?

fuck this thread
-Harry Swanson ( Swanson Superior Plumbing )
Forum: Neurons & Needles 08-11-2012, 05:13 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 974
Posted By ThaTermeneter
Re: Why can't we smell our organs and shit?

basically there is a dermus layer in your skin which your body produces
as a barrier that not only keeps odors from escaping but it also absorbs vitaman E. did you know the skin is the largest...
Forum: Generally Speaking 08-11-2012, 02:30 AM
Replies: 256
Views: 2,552
Posted By ThaTermeneter
Re: if this threads get 200 post ill goatse

So now I offer you: two 4oz tube applicators of Magic Frame Sauce
for an amazingly low price of 50.00 . Now compare this to the cost of having
your home outfitted with brand new windows!

But...
Forum: Generally Speaking 08-10-2012, 09:25 PM
Replies: 256
Views: 2,552
Posted By ThaTermeneter
Re: if this threads get 200 post ill goatse

hi im thatermeneter from the wildlilfe foundation
and this is Unwyred... Unwyred doesn't have any where to post

and he doesn't know when he will be able to post again
imagine waking up and not...
Forum: Generally Speaking 08-05-2012, 06:56 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 549
Posted By ThaTermeneter
Re: Fucking hell jesus, guys, :facepalm:, most of you are PATHETIC

I nutted to this thread twice now, will try again this evening
Forum: Generally Speaking 08-05-2012, 05:14 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 467
Posted By ThaTermeneter
Re: I'm gonna select a post from this thread at random...

Actor sucks balls
Forum: Bad Ideas 07-30-2012, 03:51 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 1,532
Posted By ThaTermeneter
Re: Looking to do his first car shopping

you should consider a dodge they get really good mpg per gallon imo
Forum: Bat Country 07-27-2012, 04:05 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 257
Posted By ThaTermeneter
Re: I gonna make a baby with this woman

http://i.imgur.com/lizdI.jpg
Forum: This Just In! 07-17-2012, 11:42 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 303
Posted By ThaTermeneter
Re: Needles found in sandwiches on Delta

They should get the firing squad

no one fucks around with turkey sandwiches
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