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Forum: This Just In! 06-10-2013, 07:46 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 420
Posted By Cory
Facepalm Re: Obama Threatening Citizens

*claim America is a totalitarian hellhole*

*constantly bitch about the government publicly with no repercussions*
Forum: This Just In! 06-03-2013, 04:37 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 302
Posted By 5.56 SS109
Re: Michael Douglas: Oral sex gave me cancer

Another whiny Liberal blaming all his problems on Bush.
Forum: Fragyard 05-28-2013, 02:04 PM
Replies: 80
Views: 985
Posted By TheArtOfRally
Re: What's the one game that you own everyone on?

For sure, always ruined it.
Forum: LOL, Internet 05-19-2013, 07:49 PM
Replies: 95
Views: 1,616
Posted By Sir Cornwell
Re: Female mall security goes bat shit

From the mall:



Truck and a bit of guard on her phone.

http://www.wtrf.com/story/22215509/truck-plunges-into-ravine-near-ohio-valley-mall
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 04-19-2013, 11:21 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 1,040
Posted By aquabania
Thumbs Down You must fight an unending battle against your girlfriend's unholy urge to get fat

When a female is searching for a mate to leach of off, her entire life revolves around looking good. She exercises, she eats well. Maybe she throws up now and then. This is all a part of an elaborate...
Forum: TV and Movies 04-18-2013, 05:26 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 461
Posted By p6867
Re: Fan Dies Days After Watching Private Screening of New Star Trek Movie

No he died because he was in the advanced stages of terminal cancer.
Forum: Der Politik 02-13-2013, 10:07 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 1,209
Posted By Ironclad
Re: Papal Replacement

:torvalds:
Forum: Neurons & Needles 02-13-2013, 02:33 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 1,140
Posted By ergoat
Re: NSAIDs for chronic pain, why?

Well I don't know about the other people who have similar issues as the one in the OP (which wasn't meant to inflame this heated 'doctors are the devil' v 'no, you're just a dick' back and forth that...
Forum: LOL, Internet 02-07-2013, 03:24 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 1,129
Posted By Communicate
Re: Adiós, stupid mexican girl knows not the long arm of the law

that whole jewellery thing was stupid, she either didn't understand and should have, or was needlessly being funny about it.

the rest of it though, is bullshit. he was being childish with the...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 02-06-2013, 12:51 AM
Replies: 56
Views: 1,389
Posted By 1983
Re: To those who assumed I was a "fucking beta loser" here's proof make bitchs squirm

Might of found a pic of her.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/56/Fist_by_David_Shankbone.jpg

Al
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 01-30-2013, 11:47 AM
Replies: 705
Views: 7,642
Posted By p6867
Re: How CODDLED little bitches get coddled around here.

There's nothing wrong with having a long post. You're just a shitty writer is the thing, and no one wants to read your boring walls of texts. 'blah kidiots and trolls and they ruin discussion blah...
Forum: Fragyard 02-03-2013, 07:29 PM
Replies: 128
Views: 2,745
Posted By Qhost
Zoklet RPG Game [2/9/2013 - Maps/Battles]

Latest Update Here 2/9/2012 Maps/battles (http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showpost.php?p=4011273&postcount=82)

Zoklet RPG Game

So I'm making a RPG for Zoklet. Here are some early screens.

...
Forum: Carved Outta Wood 02-02-2013, 03:50 AM
Replies: 135
Views: 3,650
Posted By Gun Lover
Re: Reasons to not eat meat.

7 years of my life is a fair price for how goddamn good meat is :thumbsup:
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 10-26-2012, 06:40 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 1,471
Posted By Mousse
6 Animals That Can Get You High

Here is an article from Cracked.com. I don't know if any of this is legit, but it's really interesting.

Original Link - http://www.cracked.com/article/81_6-animals-that-can-get-you-high/
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 01-23-2013, 08:54 PM
Replies: 170
Views: 2,635
Posted By is all mememememe with me
Re: Hate speech on zoket?

starts off saying...



then says...



and...
Forum: This Just In! 01-22-2013, 10:03 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 1,417
Posted By RadicalApex
Re: Subway lie about the length of its footlong

If you consider a piece of frozen dough shaped like a loaf that you do nothing to besides put in a oven for 5 min fresh baked, I feel really bad for you. That's like buying a loaf of wonder, toasting...
Forum: Neurons & Needles 01-13-2013, 11:03 AM
Replies: 105
Views: 2,746
Posted By K-9
Re: Welcome to the new N&N mod, K-9

While this has been quite entertaining to read, I'll throw a few things out there.

I initially rejected the offer to moderate this forum because I said I was quite busy and did not know if I...
Forum: LOL, Internet 01-11-2013, 02:55 AM
Replies: 155
Views: 3,608
Posted By HampTheToker
Re: 18 Children DEAD In FLU OUTBREAK In 2013

He wasn't trolling until that last post. He had to say something to save face, so he wants us to think he's not actually as retarded as he seems...because it was allllll a trolllllll.
...
Forum: This Just In! 01-10-2013, 03:29 AM
Replies: 289
Views: 4,475
Posted By Dread_Lord
Re: Obama to issue executive order to control guns

http://danieljmitchell.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/gun-control-college-liberal.jpg
Forum: The Book Nook 01-06-2013, 02:53 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 652
Posted By Euda
Confused Re: Did you get any good books for Christmas?

Receiving Christmas gifts isn't a problem for most people.

---

I got The Longest Way Home by Andrew McCarthy. I haven't opened it up yet, but it looks interesting.
Forum: Flora, Fauna, and Green Living 12-16-2012, 02:05 AM
Replies: 69
Views: 2,264
Posted By FONAPLATS
Re: Dog in tremendous pain

I feel so bad for your dog. Just talk to her and stay with her as much as possible. Make sure she knows you are there with her. If you have to get a case of beer and just spend the whole night with...
Forum: What's Good 11-22-2012, 04:49 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 1,677
Posted By IWD
My Dad is fucking awesome.

He lets me move back home for free to work online for the final year of a diploma that I just received, and then makes me food & shit while I couldn't work or do anything but be a miserable mess for...
Forum: Der Politik 12-27-2012, 10:37 AM
Replies: 91
Views: 2,856
Posted By southernsun
Re: Solutions to upcoming "fiscal cliff"

http://i.imgur.com/VVC4r.jpg
Forum: Religion and Spirituality 08-15-2012, 03:24 PM
Replies: 130
Views: 3,096
Posted By Proots
Re: How can I go about selling my soul?

You might want to try a European buyer, then. The American government classified both fulfillment and contentedness as illicit, controlled substances in 2010.
Forum: Neurons & Needles 08-08-2012, 04:49 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 1,308
Posted By mizled
Re: Why aren't mentally handicapped people neutered?

Soylent Green - 'special' blend.
Forum: This Just In! 07-11-2012, 08:34 AM
Replies: 115
Views: 4,333
Posted By Sir Cornwell
Re: Muslims want to demolish the Great Pyramids.

Fuckin' Pyramid Schemes!

They never work out. :hrmph:
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 07-10-2012, 12:30 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 557
Posted By HampTheToker
Re: Could she get pregnant?

If you have little understanding of how reproduction works, then you have no business getting your dick wet.

At least, that's how it should work.

Good luck with your child support.
Forum: Fragyard 07-01-2012, 12:19 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 639
Posted By Captain Falcon
what a hero (WARNING: ADULT LINK INSIDE)

http://teenymanolo.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/Link.jpg
Forum: Music! 07-03-2012, 06:19 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 366
Posted By bleh
Lightbulb Re: Death Cab for Cutie

I'm sorry, but I just don't have the creative controll that is needed to make a change like that.
Forum: TV and Movies 06-28-2012, 06:31 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 936
Posted By Haiti's Space Agency
Re: Iron Man: Hedonistic Cinemagraphic Shit.

ooohh oooohhhh, critique transformers next! I am looking forward to your in depth analysis of transformers. after that could you do some seth rogan and will ferrell movies. thank you & looking...
Forum: LOL, Internet 06-22-2012, 04:05 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 1,673
Posted By Struwwelpeter
Re: Chineese villagers discover mushroom that turns out to be an artificial vagina/an

If a Terminator can learn the value of human life, maybe we can too.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 05-18-2012, 05:11 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 2,600
Posted By crazzyass
Re: I need proof my girlfriends cheating on me/vent

A few things:

The first couple things, about checking her Facebook and phone? Fuck you, controlling dickweed. I don't blame her for changing her shit. Maybe she's being standoffish because you're...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 05-16-2012, 03:29 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 1,660
Posted By p6867
Re: Gentlemen: grow some god damn fucking balls

oh man I remember my opinions before I had reached any level of maturity or knew anything about life. They were really similar to this.
Forum: Support and Suggestions 05-09-2012, 11:39 AM
Replies: 88
Views: 4,828
Posted By Tokerface
Re: Make a forum where only members with over 1000 thanks can view and post in

Not sure if you're aware of this or not, but most often it's the worst posts which get thanked more than others. Those who actually bother to write long helpful replies never get thanked, whilst...
Forum: LOL, Internet 05-10-2012, 04:52 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 1,521
Posted By zuperxtreme
Embarrassed Hershey Kisses and an escalator

Zoochosis Presents: Escalator - YouTube

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-p__HoPPWnUo/T0iyyEpeymI/AAAAAAAAOvQ/0udx7t5Y5wM/s1600/rainbowMeme.PNG
Forum: LOL, Internet 05-10-2012, 04:41 AM
Replies: 49
Views: 3,667
Posted By Myxomatosis
Re: AMAZING GIANT DEEP SEA CREATURE DISCOVERED, 5000+ft : NEW: High Quality HD FOOTAG

Pfft, it's just my own version of these:

http://www.condomjungle.com//v/vspfiles/photos/TJ0003937-2T.jpg

:cool:
Forum: Music! 05-06-2012, 01:39 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 1,399
Posted By da teacha
Re: who would you rate as the best ever female vocalist?

Sarah Mc Lachlan.
Forum: This Just In! 04-11-2012, 10:50 PM
Replies: 167
Views: 2,684
Posted By gadzooks
Re: Zimmerman to be charged in Trayvon Martin shooting, official says

I think you all need to zimmer down.
Forum: The Book Nook 03-23-2012, 02:23 AM
Replies: 52
Views: 2,981
Posted By constantinople
Re: Does the plot of Hunger Games kind of seem like a rip-off of Battle Royale to any

I quite enjoyed this post.



I really don't like how books and television are marketed towards a specific gender. It makes the work (whatever medium) too lop-sided. You can make good works and...
Forum: TV and Movies 12-07-2011, 10:25 PM
Replies: 574
Views: 22,896
Posted By Jive Talka
Re: The Walking Dead Season 2

Probably wondering when Rick will let his finger off the "talk" button so they can answer him on their walkies.
Forum: Graduation to Obligation 01-30-2012, 05:51 AM
Replies: 62
Views: 2,607
Posted By p6867
Re: Dear Academia,

My first year back in college after getting out of the military one of my professors was trying to convince me that the Mahdi militia, who i'd been killing and studying in the field for a few years,...
Forum: TV and Movies 01-25-2012, 02:27 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,432
Posted By Vizier
Re: Epic Fantasy Movies

Pan's Labyrinth
Forum: This Just In! 12-31-2011, 05:41 AM
Replies: 146
Views: 3,895
Posted By Cory
Thumbs Down Re: The U.S. 5th fleet will not "tolerate" traffic disruption in in the Strait of Hor

Welp, this was a decent thread while it lasted.
Forum: The Book Nook 12-21-2011, 06:46 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 2,400
Posted By Morb
Thumbs Up Re: I admit it, Im a Stephen King fan

I think his real talent lies in telling great short stories, I'd recommend any of his short story compilation books. Give King like six pages, and sometimes he can write a better story than some...
Forum: Everything Anime 09-19-2011, 01:08 AM
Replies: 83
Views: 8,386
Posted By Django
Re: Adult Animes

Grave of the Fireflies (movie)

Welcome to the NHK (show)

I know more but it's hard to think of them when you're trying. :doh:



This one is also kid friendly. So don't be afraid to let the...
Forum: Games Poor People Play 09-19-2011, 02:50 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 14,235
Posted By zuperxtreme
Cool Zuper's list of Free Games [Now in sexy table format]

Here's my attempt at the best list of free games out there. I tried to get the best of the best. Only completely free games, not in Beta, Alpha, or whatever are included. I intentionally left Flash...
Forum: LOL, Internet 11-25-2011, 10:14 PM
Replies: 158
Views: 4,358
Posted By Rolf
Re: Happy Steal The Land Kill The Natives Day

Right and wrong are social constructs and the past is the past and cannot be changed until time machines are developed, notes Rolf. Until this time, stop crying like a bored old woman and focus one's...
Forum: Bad Ideas 09-11-2011, 08:18 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 1,443
Posted By Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger
Mad Re: This is a scam right?

Cool story, Joe.
Forum: Der Politik 09-10-2011, 06:31 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 3,746
Posted By yawanur
Re: A flow chart to help Republicans choose their candidate

How many people can convince themselves that their ideals can be fairly represented in government using a TWO party system?
Forum: Religion and Spirituality 09-04-2011, 10:15 PM
Replies: 348
Views: 12,950
Posted By The Duke
Re: For those of you who still haven't felt it...

K, Donnie Darko.
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