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Forum: This Just In! Yesterday, 11:00 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 154
Posted By Bongfu
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-23-2013, 11:29 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 108
Re: Evolution

if it came from a chinese forum then why is the writing in english??


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Forum: Generally Speaking 05-21-2013, 07:07 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 235
Posted By Duke Zion
Welcome To Zoklet: Official Recruitment Video

Welcome To Zoklet! - YouTube
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 05-21-2013, 06:22 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 169
Posted By Zanick
Re: What do you do when you can't be with the one you love?

Try to focus on developing myself a bit more so I can one day maybe approach women again, if I feel ready :(
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 05-19-2013, 04:49 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 169
Posted By Fox Paws
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 05-22-2013, 03:24 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 218
Posted By Gollum
Oh no, the internet has made me an IRL troll

Anytime I meet somebody new I have this urge to fuck up our relationship in a hilarious way and the urge is getting stronger. Anybody ever feel this way?
Forum: What's Good 05-21-2013, 06:15 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 255
Posted By Gollum
My name is Gollum and I'm addicted to Frank Sinatra

Whenever I'm home alone I can't help but sing his songs at the top of my fucking lungs. I have a good voice for singing but obviously not as good as frank. I scared my mailman though, I was walking...
Forum: This Just In! 05-20-2013, 01:25 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 81
Posted By Issue313
Re: North Korea Test-Fires 4th Short-Range Missile

On behalf of Zoklet, we all extend our congratulations to the Dear Leader on this latest marvel of Socialist Engineering.
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-20-2013, 09:15 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 294
Posted By FatMax
Re: Chicago is the new africa.

Is this the spell in hairy potter to make you a nigger?
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 05-19-2013, 04:15 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 121
Posted By mizled
Re: people who make farewell threads

I did not fall, I attacked the floor and believe that I'm winning.
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-16-2013, 09:17 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 329
Posted By ChinaCat
Re: How often do you shower?

you need to get better at being depressed.
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-16-2013, 08:55 AM
Replies: 87
Views: 823
Posted By bumble
Exclamation Alcohol took away everything that mattered to me.

Everything I did to get his attention just pushed him further away. It was a cry for help, not to end things with me. Now my friends are attached to him, living with him, hanging out with him. It's...
Forum: TV and Movies 05-16-2013, 02:32 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 244
Posted By Schplew
Re: 12 Monkeys

the movie was based on me


you're an ugly fucking poppy with bomb war scars
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 05-15-2013, 06:43 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 478
Posted By N0 W4RN1NG
Re: Extreme high range DXM [Dextromethorphan] dosing

Just being in this thread is pruning my hippocampus :thumbsup:
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 05-15-2013, 01:35 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 358
Posted By Gun Lover
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 05-15-2013, 01:24 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 358
Harm reduction is a lie

Everyone here preaches harm reduction and safe drug use but then when the rubber hits the road, they still end up doing dangerous shit, like shooting more drugs than they should, mixing...
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-14-2013, 11:59 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 197
Re: My dog just splooged on the tile.

Mexicans are famous for donkey shows I'm sure Vizier had jerked off at least 2-3 dogs
Forum: This Just In! 05-14-2013, 01:26 AM
Replies: 220
Views: 3,179
Posted By Issue313
Heart Re: "White Girl's Club" busted up by jew's minions. Girls sent to re-education.

Isn't it sad that whites go out of their way to fight for the rights of black folk, giving them freedom, money, land, preferential education and representation in policy making, ignoring their racism...
Forum: Graduation to Obligation 04-07-2013, 10:33 AM
Replies: 40
Views: 841
Posted By $hit.got.real
Re: Tomorrow is my last day of work

lolz, fuck jobs. I applied for one this year and didn't get it - employment is a myth.
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-13-2013, 11:28 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 248
Posted By BITCH TITZ
Re: Fuck it I'm getting smashed

Oh OK. Have fun then. Don't end the night with a domestic violence call
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-13-2013, 06:33 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 97
Posted By Ch0ppy
Re: How autistic are you?

Not filling all that out
Forum: Religion and Spirituality 05-10-2013, 11:24 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 787
Posted By Danger
Re: Are You An Atheist Because...

Fuckin nailed it bro.
Forum: Religion and Spirituality 05-10-2013, 10:56 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 787
Posted By NamelessNom4d
Re: Are You An Atheist Because...

I am not an atheist. Pantheist might be a better term. Rather than throw out the concept of God altogether I figured it was a better idea to figure out what "God" is supposed to mean, and what...
Forum: Bat Country 04-23-2013, 01:58 PM
Replies: 61
Views: 660
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Forum: Generally Speaking 05-08-2013, 02:43 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 310
Posted By Gollum
Re: What are your favorite sounds?

Children/babies laughing and playing :)
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-06-2013, 05:26 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 90
Posted By ChinaCat
Re: how to apply for disability in ohio...

https://www.google.com/search?q=applying+for+disability+ohio&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a

thank me
Forum: Religion and Spirituality 05-06-2013, 04:51 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 264
Posted By Rust
Re: Little girl mentally mutilates atheist on an aeroplane

A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist

”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and...
Forum: What's Good 04-29-2013, 09:09 AM
Replies: 82
Views: 1,002
Posted By Vizier
Forum: This Just In! 03-22-2013, 06:24 AM
Replies: 65
Views: 1,194
Posted By p6867
Re: Former TN Titans Cheerleader Accused Of Molesting 12 Year Old Boy

Oh look, tacho taking the pussy PC stance on something, what a goddamn shock.
Forum: Generally Speaking 03-01-2013, 09:42 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 154
Posted By Michael Myers
Re: Members with multiple personalities should be allowed multiple alts

I say people with schizophrenia should stay off the internet.
Forum: Generally Speaking 02-28-2013, 11:45 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 608
Posted By TheToke
Re: So.. Let me tell you about my pathetic life..

Go out, FUCK SOME BITCHES AND DO SOME DRUGS, afterwards, get your shit together it's not too late.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 02-26-2013, 07:30 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 421
Posted By BITCH TITZ
Re: DXM paranoia

Do you ever think fucking dogs doesn't make sense when you're on dxm?
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 02-27-2013, 03:31 AM
Replies: 54
Views: 656
Posted By IWD
Exclamation Re: Favorite Blunder Memory

I give you permission to permaban me right now for the lulz.

I won't complain to anyone about it. You won't get in shit because I'm posting this right now. Lots of people on here will love you...
Forum: LOL, Internet 02-26-2013, 05:26 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 639
Posted By Psych
Re: Elderly man swings 40lbs barbell around like a glowstick

I just figured out how to build a flying saucer.
Forum: LOL, Internet 02-16-2013, 07:48 AM
Replies: 203
Views: 3,603
Posted By Captain Falcon
Forum: LOL, Internet 02-16-2013, 07:39 AM
Replies: 203
Views: 3,603
Posted By Psych
Forum: LOL, Internet 02-16-2013, 04:42 PM
Replies: 63
Views: 1,536
Posted By Turd_Smasher
Re: Grape Seed Extract Outperforms Chemo in Killing Advanced Cancer Cells

Knew this was a Figure-8 thread before clicking.
Forum: Fragyard 02-14-2013, 08:43 AM
Replies: 128
Views: 2,531
Re: Zoklet RPG Game

yeah it has to be a felch quest
Forum: This Just In! 02-15-2013, 03:10 AM
Replies: 730
Views: 13,344
Posted By jheit8
Re: Manhunt for ex-cop in LA after multiple 187s. Manifesto note. Cops shoot bystand

Or maybe they're making this shit up as they go along?
Forum: Generally Speaking 02-14-2013, 05:51 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 373
Posted By Dionysus
Forum: What's Good 02-13-2013, 08:34 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 377
Posted By lillix
Zokleteer Fagaraderie

In such a time as my circle of friends has turned into a Mexican standoff of snitches and bitches, and most of my world is coming to a screeching halt... I've been something of a shut-in. And, the...
Forum: Generally Speaking 02-12-2013, 07:43 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 231
Posted By Cunto McFadyen
Re: I think I want a new camera

How is that off topic?

YOU fuck off, annoying cunt.
Forum: Rejected 02-12-2013, 04:53 PM
Replies: 72
Views: 1,716
Posted By &Zenith
Re: Mud Farmer Forum.

fuck this idea
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 02-11-2013, 03:33 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 415
Posted By Blunderstar
Re: List of homosexuals on zoklet

:facepalm:

You're a fucking living joke.
Forum: LOL, Internet 02-11-2013, 03:38 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 1,551
Posted By southernsun
Re: ANAL Tatoo! Need I say more?

What a shitty place to get a tattoo.
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 02-11-2013, 03:15 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 487
Posted By Sanzenbacher
Re: Senile Members Unite: -SpectraL vs. ArmsMerchant

wouldnt want to make you move too much grandpa
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 02-11-2013, 03:13 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 487
Posted By ArmsMerchant
Re: Senile Members Unite: -SpectraL vs. ArmsMerchant

All right kids, don't make me come over there.
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 02-11-2013, 01:31 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 487
Posted By Spike12
Re: Senile Members Unite: -SpectraL vs. ArmsMerchant

Wow thanks for the perspective I could of never figured where you were coming from without that.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 02-10-2013, 09:27 PM
Replies: 124
Views: 2,975
Posted By reject
Re: peeing in girls' butts

Yar like in the mornings when you're desperate to piss but you got morning wood so you have to piss into the shower cos you can't aim it at the toilet.
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 02-10-2013, 07:48 PM
Replies: 79
Views: 1,059
Posted By Daily
Re: 2 Days Until I Ban Blunder, Gangnam Style

itt: -spectral lists his life accomplishments
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