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Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off Today, 04:00 PM
Replies: 87
Views: 833
Posted By Captain Falcon
Re: Let me whisk you back to late 2012..

Tokerface, you're a massive faggot. Notice how I chose to hurl that insult at you while LavaRed, a bisexual transsexual is in the thread. That is the incredible magnitude of your faggotry, Tokerface.
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off Yesterday, 11:48 PM
Replies: 87
Views: 833
Posted By Captain Falcon
Re: Let me whisk you back to late 2012..

A bisexual transsexual firearm Creator and enthusiast. You're like an anime semi-final boss character but IRL. Wanna join my crew?
Forum: LOL, Internet 05-22-2013, 03:24 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 235
Posted By Captain Falcon
Picture of Captain Falcon holding a dog

http://i.imgur.com/lK42RLw.jpg
Forum: Pics, or it didn't happen Yesterday, 09:23 PM
Replies: 1,470
Views: 25,037
Posted By Captain Falcon
Re: Official Picture Posting Thread (We're scum edition) of 2013

Jumping Spiders are total bros. Let it stay, it won't fuck with you.
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 05-23-2013, 05:47 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 244
Posted By Captain Falcon
Re: Are unwyred and snoopy still gone?

Tacho can't help it, it's not his fault. Negroids are scientifically proven to be mentally retarded.
Forum: Network Security & Hacking Yesterday, 01:34 AM
Replies: 75
Views: 367
Posted By Captain Falcon
Re: Powerful pentesting softwares?

HOLY SHIT EVERYONE HIT THE DECK, HE'S GOT 16 MUD FARMER ACCOUNTS :rolleyes:
Forum: Network Security & Hacking 05-23-2013, 09:08 PM
Replies: 75
Views: 367
Posted By Captain Falcon
Re: Powerful pentesting softwares?

Nigga please, I'm not telling you shit because you're a mongoloid script kiddy :lulz:

Go ahead "crack" my account, faggot, I'll even give you a the length and first 6 characters:
HI74DD********
...
Forum: Revenge, Vandalism & Lulzy Bad Ideas 05-20-2013, 08:58 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 306
Posted By Captain Falcon
Re: Senior prank ideas?

Here's a great prank: leave your school without being a fucking cockhead and making the life of overstrained custodial staff more difficult.
Forum: LOL, Internet 05-21-2013, 07:06 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 181
Posted By Captain Falcon
what do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?

Roberto!
Forum: Pics, or it didn't happen 05-21-2013, 06:58 PM
Replies: 1,470
Views: 25,037
Posted By Captain Falcon
Re: Official Picture Posting Thread (We're scum edition) of 2013

I swear I hear that fucking shit every time I mention rupees -_-
Forum: Pics, or it didn't happen 05-21-2013, 10:09 PM
Replies: 1,470
Views: 25,037
Posted By Captain Falcon
Facepalm Re: Official Picture Posting Thread (We're scum edition) of 2013

Not worth it

I have a Jacuzzi that cost 200,000 rupees. Takes hours to fill up, so I just take a fucking shower instead. The whole thing's just gathering dust.
Forum: Bad Ideas 05-20-2013, 09:02 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 387
Posted By Captain Falcon
Re: How would SWIM find a Crew

OP is going to toss many black man salads in the near future.
Forum: Religion and Spirituality 05-20-2013, 03:58 PM
Replies: 370
Views: 3,227
Posted By Captain Falcon
Re: Does Science Refute God?

Y'know, this is why I like Rust. No sugar coating, but no sour tone either.

Rust speaks very little, but says a lot.
Forum: Visual Arts 05-16-2013, 10:27 AM
Replies: 142
Views: 6,509
Posted By Captain Falcon
Re: 2013 Zoklet Collage

Fuck it

http://i.imgur.com/fE0iCt0.png

Sorry for the hipster pic, but my webcam is shit and the vignette mode looks the least terrible.
Forum: What's Good 05-16-2013, 04:22 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 311
Posted By Captain Falcon
Re: I only posted on Zoklet about five times today

That just means you're dumb and incapable of associating the word with the context of it's usage. Look at the picture; it's clear that the gun is held wrong and it'll kick back into her eye. Now look...
Forum: What's Good 05-16-2013, 04:00 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 311
Posted By Captain Falcon
Re: I only posted on Zoklet about five times today

If you've ever fired a gun, you'd know that she's holding the rifle over her shoulder like a bazooka and has her eye to the scope. It's going to kick back and could easily take out her eye.
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 05-02-2013, 06:59 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 286
Posted By Captain Falcon
IWD WILL have his revenge on Snoopy one day

http://i.imgur.com/hM9rWPS.gif
Forum: LOL, Internet 05-11-2013, 11:03 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 452
Posted By Captain Falcon
Re: Picture of Captain Falcon holding a banana

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/23113765.jpg
Forum: Pics, or it didn't happen 05-13-2013, 04:53 PM
Replies: 1,470
Views: 25,037
Posted By Captain Falcon
Re: Official Picture Posting Thread (We're scum edition) of 2013

Please post tittays?
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 05-09-2013, 10:08 PM
Replies: 64
Views: 835
Posted By Captain Falcon
Lawl, Unwyred proposed to his shit-ugly girlfriend

Not going to give you the PI, but it's his facebook profile pic. She looks like a FAS-riddled hippopotamus.
Forum: Fragyard 05-10-2013, 04:25 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 161
Posted By Captain Falcon
New Watch_Dogs gamesplay (with Adam Cesspit)

Watch Dogs NEW GAMEPLAY! Hacking, Open World Details, Notoriety, and more! Adam Sessler Interview - YouTube
Forum: LOL, Internet 05-12-2013, 07:30 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 452
Posted By Captain Falcon
Re: Picture of Captain Falcon holding a banana

Nigga, I just went out and discoed in the street with a stuffed tiger last night, nigga. I'm having a tonne of fun right now.
Forum: LOL, Internet 05-11-2013, 08:23 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 452
Posted By Captain Falcon
Picture of Captain Falcon holding a banana

http://i.imgur.com/QH1LlXY.jpg
Forum: Pics, or it didn't happen 05-11-2013, 10:32 PM
Replies: 1,470
Views: 25,037
Posted By Captain Falcon
Re: Official Picture Posting Thread (We're scum edition) of 2013

I'm suddenly no longer turned on by Kinkou because she has demonstrated that she's a dumb bitch. You look fine, you fucking moron. Just hit the gym every once in a while to stay in shape and you'll...
Forum: LOL, Internet 05-10-2013, 09:00 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 206
Posted By Captain Falcon
Small oversight in Team Aqua's plan in Pokemon Sapphire

http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2013/130/2/9/water_cycle_by_epifex-d64rx49.png
Forum: Pics, or it didn't happen 05-11-2013, 06:33 PM
Replies: 1,470
Views: 25,037
Posted By Captain Falcon
Re: Official Picture Posting Thread (We're scum edition) of 2013

Eat shit and die. Nobody's attracted to drug addicted faggots like you. Also, I'm about to make a buttric fuckshittonne of money since PML-N won, so I'll be rolling in hoes soon enough.
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 05-09-2013, 09:15 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 96
Posted By Captain Falcon
Re: sometimes i feel like pill popper

Retarded?
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 05-08-2013, 04:26 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 107
Posted By Captain Falcon
Re: Fubi and Ph0x should just fuck already

http://i.imgur.com/b44J2s6.gif
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 05-06-2013, 05:25 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 279
Posted By Captain Falcon
Re: Darkhunter seems to think liking pokemon makes me "Gay."

http://i.imgur.com/hM9rWPS.gif
Forum: What's Good 05-06-2013, 09:43 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 73
Posted By Captain Falcon
Lumbar support is what's good

Find something to support your lumbar while you sit on your chair! It'll help!
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 05-05-2013, 07:35 PM
Replies: 112
Views: 1,181
Posted By Captain Falcon
Re: not enough users

I know, right? When I went to buy a cat, she was the quietest one at the back of the cage. It was love at first sight. Her fur is sooooo soft, too :)

I'll post pics of her new boyfriend too, he's...
Forum: Fragyard 05-04-2013, 05:03 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 2,124
Posted By Captain Falcon
14-year old kid attempts to rape mother & ends up killing her for taking away Call of

http://pixelenemy.com/13-year-old-kid-attempts-to-rape-mother-ends-up-killing-her-for-taking-away-call-of-duty/



Holy fuck, Fox News is going to be all over this.
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 05-04-2013, 07:04 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 391
Posted By Captain Falcon
HAHAHAHA I found some shit about schplew

http://www.facebook.com/ly37l32j_Johnston_738774 (http://akk.li/pics/anne.jpg)

Hahaha
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 05-05-2013, 06:59 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 546
Posted By Captain Falcon
Re: I'm gonna show you guys my ripped/muscular body.

http://i.imgur.com/hM9rWPS.gif
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 05-05-2013, 11:56 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 546
Posted By Captain Falcon
Re: I'm gonna show you guys my ripped/muscular body.

http://i.imgur.com/hM9rWPS.gif
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