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Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry Today, 10:20 AM
Replies: 15,160
Views: 212,489
Posted By Midnight Sun
Mad Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

to top it off, going down on that pussy was like going to a ZZ top concert that was in a sewage plant
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry Today, 10:04 AM
Replies: 15,160
Views: 212,489
Posted By Midnight Sun
Mad Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

man, what I really love the most about being single these days, is not being told that I don't ever shut up about cars, and, possibly the best thing, is being constantly yelled at about how I don't...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry Yesterday, 07:26 PM
Replies: 15,160
Views: 212,489
Posted By reject
Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

So Sunday I'm drinking with that lass I wanna shag, ascertained she's already cheated on her bf and they have some type of agreement so the signs are looking promising :cool:
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 06-18-2013, 11:46 AM
Replies: 15,160
Views: 212,489
Posted By reject
Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

I'm not sure Boots will accept them, although I do have to go there on the way to work, on the off chance its someone who hasnt served me for a couple weeks.

They're worth about £3 each.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 06-17-2013, 09:14 PM
Replies: 83
Views: 757
Posted By reject
Re: Unidentified Orange Powder

And that, fubi, is how you get someone to admit they were wrong.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 06-17-2013, 09:06 PM
Replies: 83
Views: 757
Posted By reject
Re: Unidentified Orange Powder

I'm mocking him for being so assured it's dexedrine when I'd bet my left nut it's anything other than.
Forum: Generally Speaking 06-17-2013, 02:46 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 296
Posted By jerome
komo is a badass muthafucka

we romped around austin, checking out and peeking into a few bars. (n' before you guys ask, no we didn't fuck, you derps.) really awesome motorcycle rally was going on so we got to see some pretty...
Forum: Generally Speaking 06-17-2013, 05:05 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 64
Posted By felonious_monk
Re: Did you really just

beat up your mom over a cup of coffee????????

i bet op did :o:o:o:o
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 06-17-2013, 06:09 PM
Replies: 83
Views: 757
Posted By Piles of Crack
Re: Unidentified Orange Powder

We might have to make you an honorary TRT member because that's pretty retarded
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 06-17-2013, 04:15 PM
Replies: 15,160
Views: 212,489
Posted By turboneger
Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

http://moustachemadness.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/the-original-moustache-disguise.jpg
Forum: Neurons & Needles 06-16-2013, 07:47 AM
Replies: 75
Views: 702
Posted By CountBlah
Re: Post your random ass life advice here

When fucking a women from behind, never pop both thumbs in her ass and expect a good outcome.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 06-17-2013, 01:32 PM
Replies: 15,160
Views: 212,489
Posted By reject
Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

I'm guna go do the final pharmacy rounds in this town before I leave. They're guna miss me and my revenue when I'm gone. Hopefully at least one will say to a colleague "what happened to that junky...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 06-16-2013, 11:54 PM
Replies: 15,160
Views: 212,489
Posted By Midnight Sun
Mad Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

Go steal me a jetski

I'll pay for your oxy I swear
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 06-16-2013, 11:51 PM
Replies: 15,160
Views: 212,489
Posted By Midnight Sun
Mad Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

TRT gets too retarded sometimes
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 06-16-2013, 11:32 PM
Replies: 15,160
Views: 212,489
Posted By BrainSurgeon
Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

I don't think anybody here likes you bro.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 06-16-2013, 11:15 PM
Replies: 15,160
Views: 212,489
Posted By Midnight Sun
Mad Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

It is, you notice how he uses the :cool: smiley posticon whenever he posts about whatever dope he's on?
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 06-16-2013, 10:33 PM
Replies: 15,160
Views: 212,489
Posted By Oct
Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

"Inferiority complex": beats mother over spilt coffee = real man :awthanks:
Forum: What's Good 06-16-2013, 08:28 PM
Replies: 72
Views: 556
Posted By Bobitis
Re: Doritos+Beer

http://www.americansweets.co.uk/ekmps/shops/statesidecandy/images/nik-naks-rib-n-saucy-flavour-corn-snacks-case-of-28-bags-6094-p.jpg...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 06-16-2013, 08:11 PM
Replies: 15,160
Views: 212,489
Posted By reject
Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

We're all druggies, but some of us are functioning members of society, some of us are you.
Forum: Flora, Fauna, and Green Living 06-06-2013, 11:40 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 406
Posted By Village Idiot
First year beekeeping

Just some notes.
I bought all my shit, picked up my seven thousand bees and drove an hour back to my house to get them in their hive.
I'm using all supers instead of deeps (these are the boxes...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 06-15-2013, 08:10 PM
Replies: 15,160
Views: 212,489
Posted By CountBlah
Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

I'm an OG TRT member you know I will
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 06-15-2013, 04:07 PM
Replies: 15,160
Views: 212,489
Posted By Oct
Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

Haha good work out, keep it up. :thumbsup:
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 06-16-2013, 10:46 AM
Replies: 15,160
Views: 212,489
Posted By reject
Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

Futile, people who drink buckies can't read.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 06-15-2013, 12:40 AM
Replies: 15,160
Views: 212,489
Posted By Midnight Sun
Mad Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

Hey LSD how about that neighbor's jetski you were gonna jack and try to sell for oxy money?

My offer of 10$ still stands
Forum: The Trashcan 06-14-2013, 12:23 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 858
Posted By Retard Synrdome
Re: Why are atheists such dickheads?

Atheist uniform:

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http://images.esellerpro.com/2569/I/707/8/boltskullpantred2.jpg
...
Forum: The Trashcan 06-14-2013, 11:08 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 858
Posted By Retard Synrdome
Mad Re: Why are atheists such dickheads?

They all have a face that you just want to punch.
Forum: What's Good 06-14-2013, 03:29 AM
Replies: 205
Archived: I banned Schplew
Views: 2,319
Posted By Gun Lover
Grin I banned Schplew

Yes, I'm here to take the credit/blame

Tacho and HSA did too, but I beat them by seconds :cool:
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 06-14-2013, 07:29 AM
Replies: 15,160
Views: 212,489
Posted By Midnight Sun
Mad Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

100% DEBT FREE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!! :grinblunt::grinblunt::grinblunt::grinblunt:

unless you count the random .26 in interest I accrued while the payment was pending. I'll take care of that right now...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 06-14-2013, 06:38 AM
Replies: 15,160
Views: 212,489
Posted By BrainSurgeon
Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

I recommend this for anyone who feels like they aren't getting the most out of life.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 06-13-2013, 09:12 PM
Replies: 15,160
Views: 212,489
Posted By Proots
Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

:facepalm:

Lulz! I was scanning the "What's Currently Active..." thread and I was all like "I don't understand...where...where's my reply?
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 06-13-2013, 09:47 PM
Replies: 15,160
Views: 212,489
Posted By Kinkou
Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

just ate 2 pickle spears

mmmmmmm no calories
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 06-13-2013, 09:24 PM
Replies: 15,160
Views: 212,489
Posted By HMC
Grin Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

Im the opposite. I get fucked up and find strange poasts I dont remember the next day.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 06-13-2013, 09:12 PM
Replies: 4,242
Views: 118,696
Posted By HMC
Grin Re: What's Currently Active in Your System?

Lol I just jack off before going to sleep
Forum: Alternative Living 06-13-2013, 09:09 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 946
Posted By komokazi
Exclamation Re: How to make money with nothing on you?

Especially at high traffic areas, the one's with several people taking orders (multiple cashiers at once) is a good location to attempt this. Stand at the counter for a bit, maybe hit the bathroom...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 06-13-2013, 09:03 PM
Replies: 4,242
Views: 118,696
Posted By Clover
Grin Re: What's Currently Active in Your System?

Ha dude, you're making me fiend, stop. But yeah, shooting rock or soft is pretty much the same thing I guess (only shot crack once or twice tho) but yeah whatever works.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 06-13-2013, 06:13 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 571
Posted By komokazi
Re: Girlfriend expects commitment

Slap that whore.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 06-13-2013, 08:27 PM
Replies: 15,160
Views: 212,489
Posted By Gun Lover
Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

digging is for messicans

head to your nearest home depot
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 06-13-2013, 07:42 PM
Replies: 15,160
Views: 212,489
Posted By reject
Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

Just pretend you know what you're doing and wing it.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 06-13-2013, 07:28 PM
Replies: 15,160
Views: 212,489
Posted By shopping cart for brains
Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

so somehow i landed a job managing a kitchen in an old folks home

wtf am i do i have no experience managing shit i got this out of pure luck
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 06-12-2013, 11:44 PM
Replies: 15,160
Views: 212,489
Posted By Piles of Crack
Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

Try not to have a heart attack
Forum: Visual Arts 06-12-2013, 10:00 PM
Replies: 201
Views: 8,995
Posted By arleybob
Re: 2013 Zoklet Collage

Transit_Masturbator is about as white as I am except he's a native and I'm just white
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 06-11-2013, 06:18 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 598
Posted By Vizier
Re: Well, I have herpes.

Enter lost his virginity to his uncle lol
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 06-11-2013, 11:36 PM
Replies: 15,160
Views: 212,489
Posted By iMagiNation
Grin Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

Look at all that gorgeous DMT going by.
Forum: Religion and Spirituality 06-09-2013, 04:37 PM
Replies: 65
Views: 912
Posted By Bobitis
Re: American Atheists Unveil Public Monument in Florida

A monument to atheism? Isn't that some kind of paradox. I don't understand atheists who want to take what is by definition a lack of belief and turn it into some kind of belief system. If I wanted...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 06-11-2013, 02:32 AM
Replies: 15,160
Views: 212,489
Posted By The Pat-Man
Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

kinkou you do look like the kind of chick who fucks black doods
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 06-11-2013, 12:59 AM
Replies: 15,160
Views: 212,489
Posted By Piles of Crack
Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

Hey fubi that guy I met with was like 65 and could hardly see, he's like "doesn't it say .999?" and its dead center in huge print
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 06-10-2013, 11:56 PM
Replies: 15,160
Views: 212,489
Posted By BrainSurgeon
Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

This.

But I'm still not going anywhere near heroin. I think herb and fungi production are going to suffice.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 06-10-2013, 11:23 PM
Replies: 15,160
Views: 212,489
Posted By General Butt.Naked
Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

somebody should teach me to handicap horses

* inb4 "baseball bat"*
Forum: LOL, Internet 06-10-2013, 10:28 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 818
Posted By paulbras
Re: Two young lads get caught spraying graffiti in train

:facepalm:





Because they pay for the ad space/airtime
Forum: The Trashcan 06-10-2013, 08:58 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 183
Posted By Gun Lover
Re: MODERATE SPLOOGOOK: The Official Song

I want to crush you for what just came out of my laptop speakers
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