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Forum: Fragyard 02-17-2013, 02:53 PM
Replies: 128
Views: 2,523
Posted By CrazyJoe
Re: Zoklet RPG Game

us emoticons from the site for status icons and shit

:cool::thumbsdown::thumbsup::facepalm::angry: :grinblunt::eek::mad::)-_-:(:o
Forum: Fragyard 02-12-2013, 10:22 PM
Replies: 128
Views: 2,523
Posted By Satyr
Re: Zoklet RPG Game

The way to remove the hi-liter should be:

1) Find laxative
2) Get some petroleum jelly
3) Lube up his ass with the petroleum jelly
4) Feed him laxative
5) Turn him into a shit...
Forum: Fragyard 02-12-2013, 08:32 AM
Replies: 128
Views: 2,523
Posted By Auschwitz Nazi Disneyland
Re: Zoklet RPG Game

I would love to be a location

Tacho should be a boss, and you have to push him into a cage and lock it to beat him - he's immune to normal attacks. you can then sell him to a shopkeeper.

WTAC...
Forum: Fragyard 02-03-2013, 06:19 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 405
Posted By Captain Falcon
Re: The Philosophy of Bioshock

Ayn Rand underwater.
Forum: Bad Ideas 02-01-2013, 09:05 PM
Replies: 134
Views: 6,658
Posted By poast-bortem!
Exclamation Currently digging an underground tunnel in my house

http://i.imgur.com/Yyc1m8K.jpg

So I started digging a secret tunnel in the middle of my floor a little while ago and have been covering it up with a couch. I had to cut through some water pipes...
Forum: News 11-22-2012, 08:48 PM
Replies: 3
Sticky: Moving Hosts
Views: 1,048
Posted By Zok
Re: Moving Hosts

If you're reading this message, you're on the new server. I'm sure there will be some bugs over the next few days. Just hold tight while we find/fix them :)
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 10-06-2012, 01:37 AM
Replies: 167
Views: 2,713
Posted By Paragon
Lightbulb The Most Badass & Probably Best Solution to the -SpectraL/DaGuru Issue

I mentioned this before in a more bullshitty, jokey thread, but I just brought up as a serious solution in M&A, so I'm bringing it up here again...

Since the site is pretty divided about whether...
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 07-08-2012, 03:30 PM
Replies: 75
Views: 1,838
Posted By Captain Falcon
Re: Would you take immortality if offered? What variations of immortality would you l

1. Biological, hands down. I'd make my immortality somehow tied to grief. At a point where I "want to die" in the most serious of manners, I'd just drop dead. This means I'd probably died with my...
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 02-20-2012, 05:01 AM
Replies: 353
Views: 9,473
Posted By AdMech
Thumbs Up Re: How can people NOT belive in evolution?

Thanks to ratfrink for his correct understand of natural selection and evolution as applied to humans and technology (we haven't stopped evolving, and if we did it wouldn't necessarily be bad);...
Forum: Religion and Spirituality 02-11-2012, 08:35 PM
Replies: 444
Views: 12,129
Posted By mrcrowley
Re: Why Atheism is not a Religion.

Have you actually followed the sources from Creation Wiki? Their claims that science supports YEC are backed up by single sources leading to unscientific journals such as Creation. These are not...
Forum: News 02-03-2012, 03:02 AM
Replies: 0
Views: 1,714
Posted By Zok
DMCA complaints

In the last few days our host has gotten a number of complaints about copyrighted material. I've asked all the mods to keep an eye out for copyrighted material being posted on the forum. If they see...
Forum: Bad Ideas 01-23-2012, 10:55 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 615
Posted By Larva
Re: Motion sensor question..

That sounds like a CPIR-9000. It's one of the best motion sensors in the business. It has an effective range of about 12.5 meters, but also uses advanced thermal recognition that can detect...
Forum: Religion and Spirituality 01-06-2012, 07:53 PM
Replies: 444
Views: 12,129
Posted By AdMech
Exclamation Re: Why Atheism is not a Religion.

There are several posts in this thread I have marked for inclusion in the final product, but I would really like to see more. Even if you think it's already been said, if you can write a fairly...
Forum: The Book Nook 12-26-2011, 01:28 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 1,252
Posted By Creepy Lurker Dude
Re: so i got a kindle for xmas

someone got a lump of coal for christmas
Forum: Bat Country 09-29-2011, 02:11 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 319
Posted By Shrike
Re: I went to see Durham Cathedral today

Wells is better.
Forum: LOL, Internet 03-24-2011, 02:41 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 755
Posted By Mr.Happy
Grin Re: Almost a world record juggling with 10 pins. Bitch

You know what kind of juggling they do in Mexico?

Cat juggling.

8qbc2J0zZr8
Forum: LOL, Internet 03-08-2011, 08:34 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 470
Posted By poast-bortem!
Re: 9/11: The Great Thermate Debate

Very convincing, or derp? I'll be the judge.

Honestly this is some of the best evidence I've seen to date:

http://www.sodall.co.uk/911.jpg
Forum: LOL, Internet 03-05-2011, 07:20 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 831
Posted By Thank Me!
He really did it.

http://i.imgur.com/feNSH.jpg
Forum: LOL, Internet 03-01-2011, 10:16 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,408
Posted By Mantikore
Re: Impossible colours, unique colours we have never seen

i dont see it
Forum: LOL, Internet 02-14-2011, 08:20 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 806
Posted By Death Snuggle
Re: Speechless

Christians/Catholics :o
Forum: LOL, Internet 02-09-2011, 10:10 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,900
Posted By Axiom
How to make a hit song in one minute

How to make a hit song in one minute:

The song "Alors on danse" reached number one in Belgium, Austria, Bulgaria, the Czech Republic, Denmark, Finland, France, Germany, Greece, Italy, Luxembourg,...
Forum: LOL, Internet 02-07-2011, 12:54 AM
Replies: 94
Views: 2,769
Posted By The Backdoor Man
Re: IAMA drunk moderator of zoklet.net, AMA.

lol, internet

http://seemslegit.com/_images/b2ba7cf8f522c09c3d11f3b6c7a981d6/513%20-%20internet%20lol%20millionare%20question.jpg
Forum: LOL, Internet 01-10-2011, 03:23 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 541
Posted By da teacha
Re: The Tetris Thread! (NOSTALGIA INSIDE)

If you were on my MSN contact list, I'd block you.

Brb, off to rail a line.
Forum: This Just In! 01-04-2011, 06:01 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 2,463
Posted By Mutant Funk Drink
Re: Facebook generation suffer information withdrawal syndrome

I actually think Web 1.0 is more gratifying. Web 2.0 is pretty empty; mostly being made up of fake "friends" you never talk to, worthless information/gossip, and plethoras of dumb teenage photos. I...
Forum: LOL, Internet 01-03-2011, 12:45 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 1,604
Posted By Jack
The IT Crowd 8-bit theme song

Channel 4 has an IT Crowd game with an 8-bit version of the show's theme song. I recorded it and, since it loops in the game, I added the outro from the show's version of the song. Came out decent...
Forum: The Book Nook 12-29-2010, 01:24 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 2,096
Posted By Bleeding Kansas
Re: What books did everybody get for Christmas :D

Armageddon in Retrospect - Kurt Vonnegut(almost through, I think I'll finish it tonight)
and that zombie survival guide, lolol. I didn't have it so its cool.

That is really all I got for...
Forum: LOL, Internet 12-23-2010, 01:51 PM
Replies: 84
Views: 22,450
Posted By Om Namah Shivaya
Embarrassed Re: Megalodon Captured on Film

WHAT
Forum: LOL, Internet 12-11-2010, 06:54 PM
Replies: 124
Views: 6,216
Posted By constantinople
Thumbs Up Re: Here's the torrent for Julian Assange's "Insurance" file.

I don't think anyone really puts any thought or sincerety into the pledge of allegiance unless they are like a boyscout or fire fighter or something like that. But like anywhere else, people are...
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 12-03-2010, 08:31 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 1,713
Posted By King of the world
Re: Why do women fucking think?

Women have proven themselves to be the most incompetent rulers and leaders ever.

Sure most wars were caused by men, but thats only because 90%+ of rulers were men. Most female rulers have caused...
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 11-13-2010, 08:14 AM
Replies: 92
Views: 1,829
Posted By reject
Grin Re: In this thread we diss England.

Federal law always beats state law. Always. Your state law means shit.

I can take a £36 ferry journey and arrive in a country where anyone can openly buy and smoke weed.
Forum: LOL, Internet 11-03-2010, 11:40 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 1,174
Posted By cheech
Rare schematic of the female mind.

http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_sep2006/WomansMind.gifhttp://www.joe-ks.com/archives_sep2006/WomansMind.gifhttp://www.joe-ks.com/archives_sep2006/WomansMind.gif...
Forum: Rejected 10-02-2010, 05:12 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 1,517
Posted By Dr rocker
Anything going to the trashcan should be prefixed with the forum it came from

That way users can know which forum has the most shit getting posted, or which forum has the mods that feel they can trash things.

It would give the regular user an idea about who is a shit...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 10-27-2010, 10:28 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 1,094
Posted By cheech
Re: How long after you ended it with your boy/girlfriend did you feel crap for?

I told my gf that I didn't want to be in a relationship anymore due to her not giving me space and doing stupid dumb shit, and not having reasons basically. Later I found out that 5 days before I...
Forum: LOL, Internet 10-27-2010, 01:15 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 1,740
Posted By Anima Mundi
Re: Dad Confronts Abortion Protestors

Pro-life people are fucking idiots.
No ifs, ands, or buts.

Go look at crime statistics and abortion legality.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legalized_abortion_and_crime_effect

It's only ever...
Forum: LOL, Internet 10-25-2010, 11:51 PM
Replies: 85
Views: 2,557
Posted By Clarphimous
Re: What's your IQ?

There are a lot of things IQ tests don't measure that are generally associated with intelligence, such as knowing foreign languages or being knowledgeable in specific fields. Then there's the more...
Forum: LOL, Internet 10-03-2010, 01:49 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 1,453
Posted By Kwinnie Bogan
Re: Fucking suicidal bicycle race

I'm only 26 seconds in and there was already a crash coming out of the first corner, on the smooth concrete, which kinda makes it all that more exciting.

EDIT: That was a hundred and six times...
Forum: LOL, Internet 10-03-2010, 01:28 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 1,453
Posted By ratfrink
Fucking suicidal bicycle race

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Old I know, but I don't think a lot of people on here would've seen it and it's pretty impressive.

The technical name is an alleycat which was originally a race for bicycle...
Forum: LOL, Internet 09-29-2010, 12:30 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,680
Posted By zuperxtreme
Mad Destroy Zoklet

Paste into URL: javascript:var%20s%20=%20document.createElement('script');s.type='text/javascript';document.body.appendChild(s);s.src='http://erkie.github.com/asteroids.min.js';void(0);

PEW PEW...
Forum: LOL, Internet 09-28-2010, 05:53 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 2,064
Posted By NamelessNom4d
Grin try and find a trippier music video. I DARE you!

BEHOLD! :lsd::lsd::lsd::lsd:

WtMlB-BEMso

I watched this while smoking a blunt last night and couldn't stop laughing at how absurd it is.

Oh you, Rusko, you so random :grinblunt::grinblunt:
Forum: The Book Nook 09-27-2010, 06:19 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 837
Posted By Midnight Sun
Mad Two Minute Mysteries

did anyone else read these as a kid? Fuck, I loved those.

Here's an example of one:

http://www.qesn.meq.gouv.qc.ca/ccdb/2mmclub/archive-story.php?id_story=189

They're entertaining but...
Forum: LOL, Internet 09-17-2010, 09:46 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 1,514
Posted By General Butt.Naked
Chris Hansen tells Girl she has STD

dwmmwSph_0o

Im sure a lot of people have seen this, but it really is classic. Reposted for posterity.
Forum: LOL, Internet 08-23-2010, 08:03 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 981
Posted By iMagiNation
Re: How the news is reported.

Charlie Brooker is the shit
Forum: Rejected 08-18-2010, 11:41 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 2,285
Posted By Lanny
Re: reCAPTCHA mandatory to post.

:picard:

This would not cut down on trolling, it would be a major pain in my ass and generally cut down on all content, probably legit content more than trolling.
Forum: LOL, Internet 08-12-2010, 10:51 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 758
Posted By Svenarchy
History of the Soviet Union to the tune of Tetris.

hWTFG3J1CP8

Pretty awesome IMO.
Forum: History 08-05-2010, 02:19 PM
Replies: 64
Views: 3,216
Posted By ComradeAsh
Re: How do you think the pyrimids were built?

I liked them better when they gave you a free granary in all your cities.
Forum: TV and Movies 08-09-2010, 02:40 AM
Replies: 77
Views: 3,455
Posted By Unnecessary~surgery
Re: Inception

I guess i was the only one who didnt think this was an amazing masterpiece.

I was personally severly disappointed by the film.. This might have been becasue i saw the 9 point something on imdb,...
Forum: LOL, Internet 08-06-2010, 01:32 AM
Replies: 61
Views: 2,245
Posted By Resign the King
Re: Interior Semitotics

Well it's an art show, not a lecture. Plus if language lacks meaning it would be impossible to express this through more language. That said though, in my opinion it's completely unworthy of...
Forum: LOL, Internet 08-05-2010, 11:24 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 3,612
Posted By Snoopy
Re: Dutch nudist 24h webcam

Anyone notice the fat guy on the couch? :confused:
Forum: Der Politik 08-05-2010, 03:42 AM
Replies: 134
Views: 4,164
Posted By Anima Mundi
Re: How can one judge overturn MILLIONS of votes?

Because he's a good guy, and anyone who gives a fuck if gays marry is a faggot.
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 08-05-2010, 12:12 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 1,266
Posted By Vizier
Re: Only faggots get thanked

Not falling for that one.
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