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Forum: Generally Speaking 01-28-2013, 03:34 AM
Replies: 58
Views: 959
Posted By ObscuredByClouds
Re: If i dropped out of college and have a shitty job. Wtf do i do from here to succ

What do you want to accomplish in life?

If you answer "have money and material possessions" then I cannot help you, nor do I want to.

You gotta dig deep man, figure out what makes you truly...
Forum: What's Good 01-30-2013, 02:07 AM
Replies: 77
Views: 1,861
Posted By CountBlah
Re: inexpensive things we value

It's actually a gem of some type on a little black string. I've worn it for near 2 years now I guess. Gonna have to get a new string soon. You guys should piss of with that Zodiack shit. Arms is an...
Forum: LOL, Internet 01-28-2013, 03:25 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 889
Posted By -Fuck-
Re: The nigger tribe who couldnt figure out how to make fire til 19th cent

Cool, is that kind of like the humans who didn't figure out crystal batteries and solar panels till after they wiped themselves off the globe using the same technology thousands of years ago?

And...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 01-29-2013, 06:32 AM
Replies: 12,018
Views: 171,384
Posted By Zanick
Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

Piracetam + hydergine added a completely new dimension to my cannabis. I really shouldn't have been driving, the road was flying up into my face through the windshield. I could barely walk without...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 01-22-2013, 06:16 AM
Replies: 12,018
Views: 171,384
Posted By HMC
Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

I cant emphasize how fucked up I am. Its beautiful and I am gonna hide my hyrdos at a random place in the morning becuase I believe this is where addiction starts.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 01-15-2013, 01:15 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 1,320
Posted By iMagiNation
Re: Drugs you want to try...

Lol I love all these noobs saying you can't get opium and that it should be hella expensive. Just because you can't get shit and don't have any friends or can't use Tor doesn't mean it's not possible.
Forum: Flasks and Beakers 01-14-2013, 02:03 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 791
Posted By Mantikore
Re: do you nuggas use microscopes to look at shit

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q30/fartx2/p1.jpghttp://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q30/fartx2/p3.jpg

A strand of my hair under an environmental SEM back when I was doing research
Forum: This Just In! 01-13-2013, 07:54 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 1,113
Posted By DJ Meaty Cheeks
Re: Patriotic Group To Build Armed Defensible Neighborhood Fortress

Do these people have the following:

Their own power generation facilities, what inputs does it require? (fossil fuels, nuclear, wind, hydro, geothermal?)
Their own water wells & water treatment...
Forum: This Just In! 01-13-2013, 02:21 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 1,113
Posted By DJ Meaty Cheeks
Forum: Generally Speaking 01-09-2013, 10:03 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 495
Posted By Cigreting
Re: Things that annoy you

My price of college. Fucking through the roof. I once did the math and its about 10x what my father had to pay to go to a private college for 4 years also. And the minimum wage and all other wages...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 01-10-2013, 10:10 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 791
Posted By reject
Re: skinny or fat?

Putting drugs up your ass isn't gay, putting dicks up is.

Unless you're an insecure closet homo. Are you an insecure closet homo, bitch tits?
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 01-11-2013, 08:55 AM
Replies: 12,018
Views: 171,384
Posted By General Butt.Naked
Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

Soooooooo....Im in the middle of a hostage situation.

How bout you guys?

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/50430243/
...
Forum: This Just In! 01-09-2013, 10:19 PM
Replies: 289
Views: 4,336
Posted By Cory
Re: Obama to issue executive order to control guns

Moar :facepalm: . He hardly "did nothing on Benghazi". There was a surprise attack by insurgents and only 4 people were killed, three of which were security personnel. The CIA quick-reaction force...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 01-07-2013, 08:20 PM
Replies: 12,018
Views: 171,384
Posted By Zanick
Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

just take paint samples from the hardware store.

instant, trip-friendly decorating on a budget :drool:
...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 01-07-2013, 10:09 AM
Replies: 12,018
Views: 171,384
Posted By iMagiNation
Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

still haven't found solubilities. might try ether.

oh, venom. I don't do venom, just straight bees.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 01-07-2013, 12:07 AM
Replies: 12,018
Views: 171,384
Posted By Piles of Crack
Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

Look way better without the damn mohawk
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 01-06-2013, 06:02 PM
Replies: 12,018
Views: 171,384
Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

HAI GAIZ! I went from jail to rehab, been chillin in there, and I'm going to a halfway house soon. We just had Family Day today, which was emotional as fuck, and then I got to go out on a pass with...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 01-03-2013, 02:10 PM
Replies: 12,018
Views: 171,384
Posted By jheit8
Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

Well if it's a slow heartbeat, maybe it's your body telling you that you need more cocaine in your diet to keep it sped up.
Forum: Weapons and Combat 12-28-2012, 09:07 PM
Replies: 329
Views: 7,190
Posted By Fanglekai
Re: Oh Fuck, The Gun Bill Details Are Out. IT'S BAD!!!

And before cheap guns and ammunition people who wanted to murder a bunch of people had to use a sword. LOL
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 12-31-2012, 01:59 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 954
Posted By BrainSurgeon
Re: When you actually sleep with girls...

Morning sex is awesome. You guys need to grow up and stop being disgusted by human nature.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 01-01-2013, 12:42 AM
Replies: 12,018
Views: 171,384
Posted By Asheville
Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

only white males are allowed to have that tint in Arizona
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 12-25-2012, 04:36 PM
Replies: 12,018
Views: 171,384
Posted By The Duke
Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

Merry Christmas to all and to all good vibes. I want to go shoot a gun now. Woo-hoo! MURICA!
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 12-25-2012, 02:07 PM
Replies: 12,018
Views: 171,384
Posted By Piles of Crack
Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

Merry Shitmas guys, T minus one hour till the family is here so time to crack open the whiskey, might have to get my plastic bag beard going on if I drink enough
Forum: Gluttons & Gourmets 12-24-2012, 03:37 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 439
Posted By Beedoozler
Re: Homebrew Wine

Dandelion wine.

You gather a couple gallons of flowering dandelion heads. remove any parts that are not yellow. Add a couple gallons of water. Boil. Let sit. Discard solids....add sugar 2 pounds...
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 12-24-2012, 04:31 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 1,195
Posted By southernsun
Re: What is the Worst invention of humankind?

Doesn't know if trolling, or is seriously retarded.

:hrmph:

Tests done on mice, rats etc have been seen to cause premature death, organ damage and cancerous tumours.
...
Forum: This Just In! 12-19-2012, 06:49 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 2,568
Posted By LSA King
Re: Two Texas women get finger raped by State Troopers - video

lol reminds me of Workaholics Grape Van.
Forum: TV and Movies 12-15-2012, 03:45 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 741
Posted By Spike12
Shia Laybuff as James Bond??

One of my favorite games on the N64 was 007: eagle eye. I was watching TV the other day when I found out the adapted the game into a movie. Why is the movie so different then the game????

Edit:...
Forum: Generally Speaking 12-18-2012, 01:43 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 924
Posted By Asheville
Re: R.I.P. Asheville, a true skreet nigga trap star

Hello, this is "Asheville's" mother, and yes, he is dead. I knew he liked to go on lots of chatroom and internet things. We believe he had severe mental-illness. He did indeed shoot himself with a...
Forum: From Seed to Smoke 07-18-2012, 06:27 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 1,869
Posted By Synopix
Re: Growing weed in attic

yes, person who lives with their parents.
go outback in the woods and grow.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 12-17-2012, 06:55 AM
Replies: 12,018
Views: 171,384
Posted By CountBlah
Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

dude I suck at it. First motnh wentgreat even lost 13lbs
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 12-16-2012, 10:05 PM
Replies: 12,018
Views: 171,384
Posted By Bob Ross
Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

That's a fascinating story.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 12-16-2012, 04:27 PM
Replies: 64
Views: 1,627
Posted By Semiazas
Re: Best night ever

Update. She left me with a present. Flaming, lava urination...:/
Forum: Generally Speaking 12-15-2012, 08:57 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 293
Posted By 'Ed Rush
Re: Fetal Alcohol Sydrome or Aids

AIDS for sure. At least I could still get laid...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 12-13-2012, 04:58 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 768
Posted By Gollum
Re: The Obscure Drugs That Can't Be Tested For Thread

Can't be tested for, aren't usually tested for and are hard to test for.

Three totally different things.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 12-11-2012, 11:00 AM
Replies: 12,018
Views: 171,384
Posted By The Pat-Man
Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

yea i take this place for granted especially good old TRT, yall are fucking irreplaceable
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 12-08-2012, 11:22 PM
Replies: 12,018
Views: 171,384
Posted By Midnight Sun
Mad Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

my house is like a beer bottle farm

I swear you give it no more than a week after picking all the beer bottles and twice as many sprout up in their place :mad:
Forum: This Just In! 12-08-2012, 02:31 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 371
Posted By aZerOne
Re: Finks take bikie ban laws to High Court

wtf are finks wtf are bikies
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 12-07-2012, 01:57 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 704
Posted By Pancake
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 12-05-2012, 03:09 PM
Replies: 12,018
Views: 171,384
Posted By CountBlah
Thumbs Up Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

Retarded thread secret santa

Ok boys here it goes.

Rules:
Spend no more than 20.00
Nothing that violates federal state or local laws of the recipient

Timeframe:
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 12-03-2012, 03:11 PM
Replies: 113
Views: 1,760
Posted By ratfrink
Re: A rather interesting question about evolution

Recommended reading:
The Blind Watchmaker, Richard Dawkins.

95% of animosity towards the theory of evolution is caused by very basic misunderstandings of the theory itself (if only it were...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 12-02-2012, 05:11 PM
Replies: 12,018
Views: 171,384
Posted By Oct
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 12-01-2012, 04:24 PM
Replies: 12,018
Views: 171,384
Posted By CountBlah
Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

I yelled merry christmas, shit really turned her on. Odd as fck
Forum: This Just In! 12-01-2012, 04:05 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 949
Posted By IIIII
DNA Proves Bigfoot is out there and is real

DNA is compelling evidence. Now all the crazies have to be taken seriously when reporting a Bigfoot sighting. And law enforcement will just shrug and say its not their problem.

Hey I saw Bigfoot....
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 12-01-2012, 02:48 PM
Replies: 12,018
Views: 171,384
Posted By jheit8
Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

More liquor makes it easier too :)


Toots & The Maytals - Funky Kingston - YouTube
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 11-30-2012, 02:59 AM
Replies: 12,018
Views: 171,384
Posted By Erorr
Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

The Devil Makes Three - Old Number 7 - YouTube


This band = MY FUCKING GOD I LOVE YOU
Forum: LOL, Internet 11-29-2012, 01:13 PM
Replies: 84
Views: 1,877
Posted By THE BULK HULK
Re: Bill O’Reilly says Christianity is not a religion

If christianity is not a religion, then every single christian church in the country owes two hundred thirty-six years of back taxes. With interest. And all the pastors and priests and other...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 11-24-2012, 03:07 AM
Replies: 174
Views: 3,067
Posted By YoureATowel
Re: BF Blames Me For Getting Robbed

you're one crazy broad.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 11-28-2012, 01:39 PM
Replies: 12,018
Views: 171,384
Posted By CountBlah
Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

http://www.troll.me/images/omg-rage-face/this-changes-everything.jpg
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 11-28-2012, 01:34 PM
Replies: 12,018
Views: 171,384
Posted By The Duke
Re: Th Rtrdd Thrd: Dose Me Edition

Got drunk and laid. By my previous boss. Awwwww yeeeaaaaah!

http://i.imgur.com/Quyug.jpg
Forum: Der Politik 11-17-2012, 08:33 AM
Replies: 245
Views: 5,115
Posted By jheit8
Re: why do socially liberal people support palestinians?

Just because they support the people's desire for self-determination doesn't mean they support the policies of their government.
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