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Forum: Fragyard 04-08-2013, 05:16 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 198
Posted By dead
Re: Steph Curry in 2k, not missing.

"Stephen Curry, the point guard for the Golden State Warriors, is very overpowered in NBA 2K13. He is able to hit three pointers from an unlikely range with much success, despite any efforts by the...
Forum: Gluttons & Gourmets 04-08-2013, 04:04 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 421
Posted By dead
Re: Who is your favorite Celebrity chef?

Guy Fieri. He is such a douche, it's hilarious. Plus his show is actually pretty good, just as far as food porn goes.


The horseradish sauce is fucking AMAZING, too.
Forum: TV and Movies 01-05-2013, 11:25 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 300
Posted By dead
Re: It's Always Sunny its to end

Last season was terrible, but they really picked it up this year...
Forum: Travel and World Language 06-17-2012, 04:35 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 1,135
Posted By dead
Re: Why do we clap?

You sound about as uptight as I would imagine an orchestra player to be.
Forum: Revenge, Vandalism & Lulzy Bad Ideas 05-09-2012, 05:46 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 892
Posted By dead
Re: Hiding drugs inside of sex toys.

They will literally go up into your ass themselves if they suspect you have something, you think they won't touch a vibrator?
Forum: The Book Nook 12-30-2010, 03:53 PM
Replies: 69
Views: 5,950
Posted By dead
Re: Quit smoking the easy way..holy shit, my experience

Lol, smokers. I quit cold turkey after 2 years, the worst part was coughing up the black shit from my lungs for a week or two. Compared to opiates; I tried to quit cold turkey and honestly thought I...
Forum: Bad Ideas 02-04-2012, 01:29 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 2,737
Posted By dead
Re: $15 Check from Kellogg

You're still the asshole who is turning down free money. Do you calculate salary projections before picking up a dollar off the ground?
Forum: TV and Movies 12-31-2011, 08:44 AM
Replies: 124
Views: 4,605
Posted By dead
Re: shows that you wish hadn't been cancelled

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/5d/PartyDown.svg/250px-PartyDown.svg.png
Forum: Fragyard 01-26-2012, 05:47 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 789
Posted By dead
Re: Ghost Recon: Future Soldier

So what they say is true, Autism speaks :detective:
Forum: Carved Outta Wood 01-22-2012, 05:59 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,147
Posted By dead
Re: Is it easier to put on muscle when you're fat?

Fuck, if people spent 1/10 of the effort that they do planning all these routines and diets and theorizing, actually exercising they wouldn't be so fucking fat.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 01-14-2012, 12:22 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 4,704
Posted By dead
Re: Creative excuses to get a refill of benzos

Lol, one time I went right out to my car and ditched 15 kpins and told the pharmacist she shorted me and that worked.
Forum: LOL, Internet 11-25-2011, 04:31 AM
Replies: 61
Views: 2,268
Posted By dead
Re: English Food Sure Is Gay Sounding

And potato pancakes are fucking awesome, but the Jews are still the Jews...
Forum: Fragyard 10-31-2011, 09:12 PM
Replies: 255
Views: 10,393
Posted By dead
Re: GTA 5 Announced!

That's not funny, it was never funny. Shut the fuck up.
Forum: Gluttons & Gourmets 11-04-2011, 05:13 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 2,531
Posted By dead
Re: Does anyone have a habit about eating one thing at a time?

Dude, you totally are autistic.
Forum: Generally Speaking 11-03-2011, 10:37 AM
Replies: 536
Archived: Im a hairstylist
Views: 12,112
Posted By dead
Re: Im a hairstylist

There have been moderators that were openly in law enforcement... I don't know what you think this forum is for, but it's mostly just people fucking around and killing time.

You can't act like a...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 10-26-2011, 05:27 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 1,520
Posted By dead
Re: Betty or Veronica?

http://guyism.com/wp-content/uploads/BettyArchieVeronica.jpg
Both...
Forum: What's Good 10-19-2011, 11:37 AM
Replies: 64
Views: 2,553
Posted By dead
Re: -SpectraL

I guess he deserves consolation for the sad hours of his life's twilight spent here bitching bout how teens and young adults run a website :confused:
Forum: Der Politik 10-07-2011, 06:31 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 4,046
Posted By dead
Re: 9/11 Truth movement

You're so autistic, it makes me cringe.
Forum: This Just In! 10-07-2011, 07:36 PM
Replies: 68
Views: 3,887
Posted By dead
Re: CNN blames video games and atheism for decline in society's masculinity

Yes, it is...
Forum: Bat Country 10-11-2011, 12:34 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 3,016
Posted By dead
Re: ArBatrary Rules (Forum Specific Rule)

Keith Lemon. He's a fagot.
Forum: Bat Country 10-10-2011, 10:08 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 3,016
Posted By dead
Re: ArBatrary Rules (Forum Specific Rule)

Just ban the faggot, he isn't funny at all. He's like some chanfag troll from 2001, but he's British. "OMG I FUCK DEM FAT CHICKZ AND OIM BRITISH U JELLY"


I want to put Ib4UJELLY, but it's going...
Forum: TV and Movies 10-11-2011, 01:10 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 983
Posted By dead
Re: Wild misconceptions about famous movies

HOLY SHIT, you suck. You're that guy everyone hopes is busy when they go out.
Forum: Der Politik 10-07-2011, 07:59 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 784
Posted By dead
Re: Cantor: Occupy Wall Street protestors are a 'mob'

http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/8595/1318011163511.jpg
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 10-03-2011, 01:54 AM
Replies: 92
Views: 8,865
Posted By dead
Re: Can any man here honestly say they would not fuck a hot 14 year old if...

Don't act like you filthy savages even have morals.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 10-03-2011, 01:30 AM
Replies: 92
Views: 8,865
Posted By dead
Re: Can any man here honestly say they would not fuck a hot 14 year old if...

No hot jailbait ass is getting anywhere near a fat ginger like yourself. Hypothetical or not.
Forum: LOL, Internet 10-01-2011, 10:42 PM
Replies: 119
Views: 4,114
Posted By dead
Re: breaking 10/1 mass arrests at brooklyn bridge

This is what happens when you let a black man in office.
Forum: Generally Speaking 10-03-2011, 09:57 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,711
Posted By dead
Re: Do You Have Hairy Armpits?

I can't tell where my armpits end, and my back hair begins, so I guess that's... inconclusive.
Forum: Bat Country 10-03-2011, 04:42 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 317
Posted By dead
Re: lol @ Anonymous

;)
Forum: Bat Country 10-02-2011, 08:05 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 527
Posted By dead
Re: with my high level in come pay

They pay you in cum?
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 10-03-2011, 12:02 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 536
Posted By dead
Re: demod rape and kill the dirty ugly mexican Vizier and unban countizier

You are, indeed, gay, though. Fat and sloppy, as well.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 10-03-2011, 01:35 AM
Replies: 92
Views: 8,865
Posted By dead
Re: Can any man here honestly say they would not fuck a hot 14 year old if...

I'm not a ginger, I'm strawberry blonde :hrmph:
Forum: Generally Speaking 10-03-2011, 12:16 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 852
Posted By dead
Re: how long have you been wearing that pair of pants?

Go on...
Forum: Generally Speaking 10-02-2011, 03:57 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 590
Posted By dead
Re: is there any games on the internet where....

Just go camping, faggot
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