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Forum: Religion and Spirituality 05-15-2013, 11:24 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 210
Posted By DiStOrTiOn
Re: Ten Commandments Removed from Oklahoma School

You mean these Ten Commandments?:


You shall genocide the Canaanites and Hittites, break down their altars, and smash their sacred posessions. Do not worship any god but Yahweh, because Yahweh is...
Forum: I'm Gonna Kick Tomorrow 05-15-2013, 08:43 AM
Replies: 58
Views: 590
Posted By Larcenous
Re: So has anyone here actually quit drugs since we opened this forum?

IWD has been getting off of drugs for the past few years now.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 05-13-2013, 11:01 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 528
Posted By water bottle
Re: What Do Dentists Use for a General Anesthetic?

Actually ketchup chips are pretty shitty and I've never seen milk in a bag IRL.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 05-10-2013, 06:51 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 309
Posted By Piles of Crack
Re: What are the new "hot" cannibinoids?

The EAM-2201 is real nice, it's got a nice, long duration and no compulsion to redose like crazy. More head high than body high but it's not anxiogenic at all, doesn't cause any of that chest...
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 05-06-2013, 09:11 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 487
Posted By Jack
Re: What makes all us zokleteers similar?

http://i.imgur.com/C4C2o1I.png
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 04-28-2013, 03:49 PM
Replies: 249
Views: 3,713
Posted By Malice
Re: What if your daughter was pregnant by a nigger?

Ah, I forgot about this:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-DxKyTiXD9vk/ToAF4wWbc3I/AAAAAAAABKk/LVfRmmjzDLw/s1600/UNAMUSE%2BWHY%2BWH%2BWMN%2BSHLDNT%2BDATE%2BBL%2BMEN%2B2011.jpg
Forum: Fragyard 04-29-2013, 12:10 PM
Replies: 92
Views: 1,219
Posted By meateor
Re: Step 1: Bulbapedia, Step 2: POKEMON TEAM

http://wiki.marriland.com/images/d/dc/Missingno_Sprite.pnghttp://wiki.marriland.com/images/d/dc/Missingno_Sprite.pnghttp://wiki.marriland.com/images/d/dc/Missingno_Sprite.pnghttp://wiki.marriland.com/...
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 05-01-2013, 04:28 PM
Replies: 164
Views: 3,026
Posted By Vox Ducis
Re: I met mizled today.

Let's consider this real PI just to enjoy the consequences.
Forum: What's Good 05-01-2013, 03:37 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 186
Posted By CountBlah
Thumbs Up Having Schplew on ignore is what's good!

Seriously, as someone mentioned every year we get some aspie retard in here that goes hog wild shitting up the boards. I'm happy to say Ive had this hard core faggot on ignore for 24 hours now and...
Forum: The Trashcan 04-30-2013, 06:11 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 358
Posted By p6867
Re: You beta fucking losers, here's how you talk to females.

When did people get this idea that being an 'alpha' male means being a mean spirited, selfish prick? WTAC and mayweather obsessed about the same shit.

I think it's caused by boys raised by women...
Forum: It's a Conspiracy! 04-29-2013, 03:05 PM
Replies: 165
Views: 4,259
Posted By is all mememememe with me
Re: Boston False Flag

Interpretując Media - Neurolingwistyczne Programowanie (NLP) - YouTube

you should watch this. in fact everyone should watch this. it very interestingly points out how the neo-conservatives use...
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 04-29-2013, 01:23 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 482
Posted By CountBlah
Re: In less than a year I have became one of the most prolific posters zoklet has eve

can someone perma ban OP based on continued faggotry
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 04-29-2013, 11:44 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 482
Posted By Raspberry Jam
Thumbs Up Re: In less than a year I have became one of the most prolific posters zoklet has eve

I knew who posted this before clicking. OP all you've done is spam your faggotry as hard as you can, and you even fail at that in my opinion. You're not funny, you don't piss me off, you don't do...
Forum: I need to find it on the internet 04-29-2013, 07:33 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 156
Posted By Turd_Smasher
Re: Screaming face pop up

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/kikia

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/cherubs
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/good
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/seal...
Forum: This Just In! 04-29-2013, 05:12 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 366
Posted By johnplywd
Re: US Army vet found in Vietnam 44 years after reported KIA

young asian bitches been loving him for a really long time
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 04-29-2013, 01:07 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 482
Posted By Schplew
Re: In less than a year I have became one of the most prolific posters zoklet has eve

http://i.imgur.com/6CAqmLB.jpg
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 04-19-2013, 11:21 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 901
Posted By aquabania
Thumbs Down You must fight an unending battle against your girlfriend's unholy urge to get fat

When a female is searching for a mate to leach of off, her entire life revolves around looking good. She exercises, she eats well. Maybe she throws up now and then. This is all a part of an elaborate...
Forum: This Just In! 04-19-2013, 03:15 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 483
Posted By panthrax
Re: Shots fired at MIT; Officer down

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-vpE6uMJ37dk/UOScrne47aI/AAAAAAAAEL4/Ki-4IWO-SoY/s1600/ron-paul.gif

New World Order is being implemented. Seriously though, it's been fucked.
Forum: Gluttons & Gourmets 04-18-2013, 04:29 AM
Replies: 54
Views: 941
Posted By skygear
Re: Your favorite way to eat potato?

Cooked up some fresh Perogi today.
Forum: This Just In! 04-14-2013, 07:21 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 741
Posted By Raspberry Jam
Re: School District Apologizes For Teacher's Nazi Germany Assignment

*Teacher tries to educate class about propaganda/perspective/motives/bias*

*Teacher uses real life historical example that is supposed to seem absurd yet actually happened thus making is a...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 04-12-2013, 10:47 PM
Replies: 249
Views: 3,713
Posted By rabbitweed
Re: What if your daughter was pregnant by a nigger?

I'm concerned about the fact you're so insecure you need to constantly bring up your penis in a forum full of men you'll never meet.
Forum: This Just In! 04-10-2013, 10:36 PM
Replies: 65
Views: 1,137
Posted By HampTheToker
Re: EMT cries like a little bitch over tweets

First Amendment rights? :yao:

Second Amendment rights? :yao:

Destroying someone because their opinion is unpopular? :fuckyeah: Murica
Forum: This Just In! 04-10-2013, 09:39 PM
Replies: 65
Views: 1,137
Posted By Psych
Re: EMS cries like a little bitch over tweets

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-DAZCxwqVCZI/ULNBd9AgpOI/AAAAAAAAAkc/_tqEVd-Eq3Y/s1600/thought-police-2.jpg
Forum: This Just In! 04-10-2013, 09:37 PM
Replies: 65
Views: 1,137
Posted By rustyshackleford420
Re: EMS cries like a little bitch over tweets

This isn't going to change anything. He's only being humiliated because he lives in NYC. I guarentee worse is posted all over peoples profiles in the less tolerant states. This has nothing to do with...
Forum: Carved Outta Wood 04-09-2013, 07:40 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 934
Posted By The Cheshire Cat
Arrow Re: Besides working out and eating a good variety of food... supplements?

There seems to be this huge misconception that supplements make you grow muscle. That could be farther from the truth. Supplements are there to be used as aid an to muscle growth. How effective they...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 04-10-2013, 01:47 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 286
Posted By 420gator
Re: Indica or Sativa?

everything is a hybrid nowdays, very rare to see a pure kush or haze

I love blue dream haze (sat dom) both as a grower and smoker. indicas are only good right before bed IMO
Forum: Carved Outta Wood 04-09-2013, 09:25 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 934
Posted By Larcenous
Re: Besides working out and eating a good variety of food... supplements?

ZMA is good for testosterone production and sleep quality. Perhaps some BCAA's too, but realistically whey protein is the only essential.
Forum: Pics, or it didn't happen 04-09-2013, 03:59 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 304
Posted By Zok Jr.
The evolution of ancient aliens guy

this made me lol hard and I don't even know who the guy in the last panel is
http://i.imgur.com/z7ORURe.png
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 04-08-2013, 01:06 AM
Replies: 148
Views: 2,655
Posted By Midnight Sun
Mad Re: Types of people you'd send to camps if you were Hitler.

just retards (I lump hippies, hipsters, and juggalos into that category)

the full blown retards would go to a special part of the camp that is all bike generators. put their raw tard strength to...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 04-05-2013, 03:20 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 953
Posted By water bottle
Re: Do black people take psychedelics?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/archive/8/85/20121112072407!Axiscover.jpg
Forum: Carved Outta Wood 03-29-2013, 06:13 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 504
Posted By Larcenous
Re: Bigger Chest

If you barbell bench and you're not seeing any gains then change over to dumbbell benching instead, worked for me.
Forum: LOL, Internet 04-05-2013, 05:57 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 805
Posted By DiStOrTiOn
Mad Re: "How to recognize a Jew" - English subtitles

Ya know who else weren't worth it? Niggers.

The amount of profits earned off the beasts of burden has been greatly surpassed by the 21st century costs
Forum: The Trashcan 04-04-2013, 03:04 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 678
Posted By Gollum
Re: North Korea Strikes US with nuclear weapon

You know the world is round don't you?
Forum: What's Good 03-26-2013, 05:52 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 439
Posted By Turd_Smasher
Re: An experience I had with my husband... :3

You should return her to the hospital where she was born and tell them they gave you a broken sister and you want a new one.
Forum: This Just In! 04-04-2013, 03:03 AM
Replies: 55
Views: 1,170
Posted By Vizier
Facepalm Re: North Korea say it has given "final approval" for nuclear attack on the United St

Not since 1848, son.
Forum: LOL, Internet 04-03-2013, 11:09 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 823
Posted By Yggdrasil
Re: Get far away from the USA - it will collapse

Was expecting a JFLC thread, instead I TB/DH'd hard
Forum: What's Good 04-02-2013, 12:31 AM
Replies: 62
Views: 826
Posted By water bottle
Thumbs Up The Relative Intelligence of Zokleteers

It's good. Seriously. I was just looking at this shit (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090121164356AAr5jBl) on Yahoo Answers and I remembered how dumb most people are are. Like this gem...
Forum: LOL, Internet 04-02-2013, 01:52 AM
Replies: 40
Views: 716
Posted By FatMax
I found an uncensored video of Schplew

SEVERE AUTISM - CLASSIC MELTDOWN - YouTube

He was posting about county broth when his father took his laptop away from him.
Forum: Gluttons & Gourmets 04-01-2013, 07:36 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 600
Posted By 'Ed Rush
Re: Ketchup On Eggs

I came into this thread fully expecting to call somebody a faggot. After reading it I can't decide who deserves it but I won't be denied. Whoever likes ketchup is a fag.
Forum: This Just In! 03-29-2013, 06:22 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 311
Posted By Issue313
Heart Re: 7.5 ton armored SUV

Totally unpractical for life. Though maybe you can buy it and pretend you're living in the post apocalyptic dystopian future while loading groceries into the back.

The make believe aspect is even...
Forum: Generally Speaking 03-29-2013, 11:08 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 464
Posted By panthrax
Re: A bark scorpion bit me

There is more to this story, so I might as well share it.

I was on crystal meth pretty bad in 2006. I was living in this apartment that, little did we know, had a scorpion infestation. We would...
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 03-28-2013, 11:14 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 169
Posted By -Fuck-
Re: Since brown people are called Sand Niggers, would we call aliens "Space Niggers"?

If anything, the humans are the "niggers" to them.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 03-28-2013, 02:55 AM
Replies: 54
Views: 723
Posted By Gollum
Re: Wanting to tell girls you want to have sex with them

:lulz:

:lulz:

:lulz:

:lulz:

:lulz:
Forum: TV and Movies 03-24-2013, 05:06 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 151
Posted By Turd_Smasher
Good alien abduction movie

Alien Abduction Incident in Lake County - Legendado PT-BR - YouTube

Saw this on tv a few years ago. I like this type of amateur indie film because it's more down to earth and doesn't have stupid...
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 03-24-2013, 08:35 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 822
Posted By dephdiddy
Re: Everybody should be given like $1 million to start off with.

there is currently no known financial system in which this would work.
i won't berate you, you have to have some concept of currency value and
basic economics before you can even TRY and evaluate...
Forum: This Just In! 03-25-2013, 11:36 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 409
Posted By Actor
Re: Police Captain uses riot mace on constrained inmate at Maine Correction Institute

Theres already a thread about this
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 03-22-2013, 06:22 AM
Replies: 49
Views: 919
Posted By Tokerface
Re: DXM every day - what happens?

http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/6594/slaga.jpg

This is what happens.
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 07-06-2009, 03:03 AM
Replies: 79
Views: 2,947
Posted By drBOX
What is it Like to Teach Black Students? [LONG]

Thoughts, anyone?
Forum: Der Politik 03-24-2013, 06:24 PM
Replies: 95
Views: 1,683
Posted By ChimRichalds
Re: Non Americans thoughts on America being disarmed?

The united states has also had a more complex situation in relation to illegal weapons. the average legal gun owner here is pretty responsible with their weapons, but the US has been flooded with...
Forum: Gluttons & Gourmets 03-24-2013, 03:39 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 935
Posted By Gollum
Re: ITT: Idiot Cooks You Know

I have a friend who is rather poor. I often go there and they don't eat because they can't afford it (or maybe cause I'm there). But one time I brought a oven pizza over there because you know, I...
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