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Forum: This Just In! 06-15-2013, 04:21 AM
Replies: 83
Views: 1,052
Posted By Turd_Smasher
Re: 11 year old kid sings at basketball game. Adults get on Twitter and act his age.

Boys should be throwing pocket knives at trees and breaking beer bottles on the street, not singing like little faggots.
Forum: Neurons & Needles Yesterday, 01:45 PM
Replies: 68
Views: 611
Posted By Turd_Smasher
Re: Post your random ass life advice here

Never take advice from liberals.

Don't ever tell a black person what time you leave for work or if you live alone.

Marry a women whose been physically abused. They are the most disciplined...
Forum: Generally Speaking Yesterday, 10:32 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 277
Posted By Turd_Smasher
Re: komo is a badass muthafucka

No, she meant he "laid back", while she sucked on his dick.
Forum: Generally Speaking Yesterday, 02:54 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 277
Posted By Turd_Smasher
Re: komo is a badass muthafucka

having sex?
Forum: LOL, Internet Yesterday, 07:34 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 185
Posted By Turd_Smasher
Re: Police harrasment and participation in no touch torture

I want a bunch of hot schoolgirls in uniform to blow gently on my dick without touching it and see if they can make me cum.
Forum: LOL, Internet 06-15-2013, 04:37 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 343
Posted By Turd_Smasher
Re: Them tits

Why was she smoking a cigarette? Was that supposed to be sexy?:confused:
Forum: Generally Speaking 06-16-2013, 01:34 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 240
Posted By Turd_Smasher
Re: So many nutjobs on zoklet

It's a fetish. Homosexuality is a psychiatric disorder. Two dudes making out and rubbing their facial stubble together..fucking nasty. They're the sickos.
Forum: TV and Movies 06-16-2013, 11:47 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 218
Posted By Turd_Smasher
Re: episode with kid pissing on niggers

Skip to 18:20 to see the pissing part:)
Forum: TV and Movies 06-16-2013, 11:28 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 218
Posted By Turd_Smasher
Re: episode with kid pissing on niggers

The torrents don't have this episode for some reason, might have been removed or banned. This is the only site that seems to have it.

http://twiddlers.net/Picket-Fences/Season-3-Episode-6/part1/
Forum: This Just In! Yesterday, 03:46 AM
Replies: 49
Views: 562
Posted By Turd_Smasher
Re: UK ISPs will block porn by default next year

I'm not proud to be an american, but I'm glad i'm not a brit.
Forum: Generally Speaking 06-16-2013, 01:56 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 340
Posted By Turd_Smasher
Re: my neighbor is a dirty slut

Here's a vid I took of her fucking. It was too dark though so all I got was silhouettes.

http://s45.photobucket.com/user/huffraid/media/slutneigh_zpsdf5476e3.mp4.html
Forum: Generally Speaking 06-16-2013, 01:41 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 123
Posted By Turd_Smasher
Re: Help, I dont know what to do.

PLEASE just bear with me here
http://media.animevice.com/uploads/3/31225/635245-bear_with_me.jpg
Forum: LOL, Internet Yesterday, 12:44 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 122
Posted By Turd_Smasher
Re: High tech workstation

http://www.mwelab.com/images/emperor200.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090205190007/southpark/images/1/15/ITSP.jpg
Forum: Generally Speaking 06-15-2013, 12:42 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 184
Posted By Turd_Smasher
Re: We all are equal !

This
http://www.godlessgeeks.com/LINKS/AfricanBibles1.jpg

Will never be anywhere close or equal to this
...
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 06-04-2013, 03:44 AM
Replies: 83
Views: 735
Posted By Turd_Smasher
Re: OMFG... Turd_Smasher's custom user title is Playground Kiddy Inspector

this is page two
Forum: Rejected 06-11-2013, 07:09 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 734
Posted By Turd_Smasher
Re: No pornographic avatars please!

The only avatar I hated was coolguy420's with the two fags kissing
Forum: Generally Speaking 06-15-2013, 01:20 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 156
Posted By Turd_Smasher
Re: I am a TERRIBLE person

I love telling homeless people "no" when they ask me for spare change. Just seeing their facial expression when I say it to them makes me feel happy. Plus i'm doing them a favor, they'll just spend...
Forum: Generally Speaking 06-15-2013, 12:45 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 92
Posted By Turd_Smasher
Re: Do you believe negroes should be allowed to vote??

The only thing niggers should vote for is which african country they should be deported to
Forum: Generally Speaking 06-15-2013, 12:47 AM
Replies: 49
Views: 372
Posted By Turd_Smasher
Re: You guys want to know why I praise my Polak in me so bad?

Homie ain't gonna read all that.
Forum: LOL, Internet 06-14-2013, 12:56 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 704
Posted By Turd_Smasher
Re: Reasonable but assertive lassie requests her Duncan Donuts

That old guy was getting really annoyed. He looked like he was starting to contemplate suicide.
Forum: DIY 06-14-2013, 02:43 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 417
Posted By Turd_Smasher
Re: SHIT, Shit EVERywhere!! HALLLLPPPPP!!!!

I'm so glad I have sewer instead of septic. All of my poop travels to where the ninja turtles live.
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 06-14-2013, 05:07 AM
Replies: 76
Views: 731
Posted By Turd_Smasher
Re: Why should I respect women? Serious question.

OP needs a transsexual partner. Preferably a thai one, they are the hottest.
Forum: LOL, Internet 06-13-2013, 06:18 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 704
Posted By Turd_Smasher
Re: Reasonable but assertive lassie requests her Duncan Donuts

She's definitely a coke head. I've met a few coke head chicks in my time and they all act like this. She was hot though. I'd fuck her but not take her anywhere nice because she would embarrass me. I...
Forum: LOL, Internet 06-12-2013, 03:44 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 549
Posted By Turd_Smasher
Re: Naked nigger attacks people at BART station.

He wart at the BART station but BARTMAN was nowhere to be found.

http://www.dialbforblog.com/archives/402/bartman_poster.jpg
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-22-2013, 03:57 AM
Replies: 72
Views: 602
Posted By Turd_Smasher
Re: fat chicks are 'da bidness.

The next step down from a fat chick is a skinny guy with long hair.

And you know she won't be losing any weight. Nobody in america ever loses weight, they only gain it.
Forum: Conspiracies And The Paranormal 06-11-2013, 02:06 AM
Replies: 137
Views: 1,721
Posted By Turd_Smasher
Re: Fukushima Nuclear meltdown causes skyrocket in cancer rates on US west coast

my wizard dildo runs off crystal batteries
Forum: Generally Speaking 06-11-2013, 08:25 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 478
Posted By Turd_Smasher
Re: what did you want to be when you were a kid?

A pot eye?:confused:
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 06-11-2013, 07:24 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 246
Posted By Turd_Smasher
Re: mizled is a "good" moderator...

Speaking of the trash can, thank you to whichever mod started putting Schplew's crappy threads in there, where they belong.
Forum: Original Works 06-01-2013, 07:05 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 387
Posted By Turd_Smasher
Re: Story About Cops

i'm not reading that until you change the character's name to something less gay sounding
Forum: Generally Speaking 06-11-2013, 04:12 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 206
Posted By Turd_Smasher
Re: chiggers

http://krnloop.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/crown-j-seo-in-young-too-much.jpg > http://www.chinatownconnection.com/images/soysauce2.gif >...
Forum: Pics, or it didn't happen 06-11-2013, 10:32 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 988
Posted By Turd_Smasher
Re: wtf pics

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-QRiuwI2Hz_g/ULQbKxlDFUI/AAAAAAAADpE/rEPrB9MgZnU/s1600/badparent4.jpghttp://dailypicksandflicks.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/funny-kid-staring-at-boobs.jpghttp://www.barnora...
Forum: What's Good 06-11-2013, 01:11 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 338
Posted By Turd_Smasher
Re: Jon Stuart replacement

Liar. You knew. :o

http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=268044
Forum: What's Good 06-11-2013, 02:46 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 189
Posted By Turd_Smasher
Re: Fuck social networks - forums are cool

Because facebook is the most popular social networking site?
Forum: This Just In! 06-11-2013, 02:36 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 266
Posted By Turd_Smasher
Re: Cops murder innocent man

Never ever answer the door to a male, because it's either a magazine salesman, burglar, or cop. Unless the guy is wearing a UPS or postal uniform after you've ordered a dildo or whatever on...
Forum: Neurons & Needles 06-11-2013, 01:27 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 302
Posted By Turd_Smasher
Re: Is death by starvation painful?

Yay! WAN's going on a diet.

It's most likely not very painful because you will constantly be unconscious and unable to think clearly and not enough brain power to give a fuck.
Forum: Neurons & Needles 06-03-2013, 03:56 AM
Replies: 63
Views: 777
Posted By Turd_Smasher
Re: i have fallen into a deep pit of depression

completely normal to be depressed

.

they are usually very lenient and give you plenty of time to pay because they understand that most of their clients become poor or homeless



if...
Forum: What's Good 06-11-2013, 05:19 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 338
Posted By Turd_Smasher
Re: Jon Stuart replacement

Just saw it. He did a good job and was better than jstew. Jstew was starting to get really annoying and smug.
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 06-11-2013, 05:02 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 277
Posted By Turd_Smasher
Re: I'm Zok Jr. AND I LIKE BUTTS

Hang around old people long enough and you'll see it happen. I worked at burger king once and an old lady didn't make it to the bathroom on time. She got her chocolate syrup all over the floor.
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 06-11-2013, 04:49 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 277
Posted By Turd_Smasher
Re: I'm Zok Jr. AND I LIKE BUTTS

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/--zkNeFCVsOQ/TX0iasUDa0I/AAAAAAAABW4/WX98zy8cXho/s320/009.JPG
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 06-11-2013, 04:48 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 277
Posted By Turd_Smasher
Re: I'm Zok Jr. AND I LIKE BUTTS

http://tombarnaby.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/poop-pants-caption-contest.jpg
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 06-11-2013, 04:47 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 277
Posted By Turd_Smasher
Re: I'm Zok Jr. AND I LIKE BUTTS

http://img2.cda.pl/g/37009_1d638789d6032b2a370800186f80a0a8.jpeg?z=1
Forum: Generally Speaking 06-11-2013, 04:11 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 206
Posted By Turd_Smasher
Re: chiggers

Pour soy sauce over a bucket of KFC, lure the chiggers to the end of a cliff, and throw the bucket off. Thats how to kill chiggers.
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