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Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 01-26-2011, 02:00 AM
Replies: 249
Views: 11,143
Posted By BungHole
Mad Re: It finally found me (Rizzo has a new favorite drug)

Come one, come all! Watch a sample of the ultimate philosophical battle take place as Hydroponichronicus uses mathematics and empiricism to battle those who hide behind the ambiguity of...
Forum: LOL, Internet 01-23-2011, 05:53 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 2,308
Posted By Blunderfail
The 2011 Zoklet Collage - Completed!

Finally done, what you think? If there's any typos or anything, point them out - I was burnt out by the end of this thing. I think it paid off though, and I'm pretty proud of it.
...
Forum: This Just In! 01-24-2011, 11:09 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 2,379
Posted By Nero
Re: LOLcats owner rakes in $30 million

So this is where we are as a culture. Thirty million dollars for LOLcats.
Forum: This Just In! 01-18-2011, 06:52 PM
Replies: 74
Views: 2,550
Posted By felonious_monk
Re: Another school shooting

i wonder when people will learn to punish the bullies
Forum: Generally Speaking 01-12-2011, 11:40 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 1,414
Posted By Case Sensitive
I just fought my first nigger

I came home and found him cleaning my house (shared with my roommate) which I found kind of funny but of course didn't say anything, just greeted him and went to my room to roll a joint, and...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 01-18-2011, 07:25 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 2,102
Posted By BungHole
Mad Re: Free weed for the rest of your life, or

Is it good weed?
Forum: So Last Summer 01-18-2011, 02:47 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 2,597
Posted By Struwwelpeter
Re: General Guide To not dressing like a LOSER

This thread = 4 fags
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 01-18-2011, 08:00 AM
Replies: 249
Views: 11,143
Posted By iMagiNation
Hypno-HAI It finally found me (Rizzo has a new favorite drug)

Mother fucking DMT.

Wow.
Forum: LOL, Internet 01-18-2011, 05:13 AM
Replies: 1,327
Views: 48,504
Posted By IAmMrPositive
Re: The 2011 Zoklet Collage!

http://i.somethingawful.com/u/Viconia/Misquote/4_22_schiavo_terri2.jpg
Forum: LOL, Internet 01-16-2011, 01:12 AM
Replies: 618
Views: 65,236
Posted By Bong McPuffin
Re: Celebrities we find beautiful thread

You sir, have terrible taste.
Forum: LOL, Internet 01-16-2011, 12:46 AM
Replies: 618
Views: 65,236
Posted By Bleeding Kansas
Re: Celebrities we find beautiful thread

http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Ellen-ellen-page-533758_800_1177.jpg

OH Canada!
Forum: LOL, Internet 01-15-2011, 07:59 AM
Replies: 1,327
Views: 48,504
Posted By poast-bortem!
Re: The 2011 Zoklet Collage!

No thanks. I'm a troll at heart and since I actually have respect for totse.info I'd rather just shit all over this place in my free time. I contribute regularly over there but that's just because I...
Forum: LOL, Internet 01-13-2011, 11:55 PM
Replies: 1,327
Views: 48,504
Posted By Agent 008
Mad Re: The 2011 Zoklet Collage!

Are you Meta's son?
Forum: LOL, Internet 01-15-2011, 05:32 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 12,710
Posted By The Jitterskull
Re: Trollin! Fukcn BOXY! She's officially back....

TBH, this is why most men die early.
They bang a beautiful chick with makeup on, who looks awesome. Then they foolishly get married...

... and wake up and see their true form (much like the OP's...
Forum: Bad Ideas 01-15-2011, 04:12 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 858
Posted By Hammer Tank
Re: Lies. They will save your life!

don't lie. tell your own truth. to make a convincing lie, the teller has to believe it to be true.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 01-13-2011, 09:24 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 2,989
Posted By Vizier
Re: Anything wrong with denying instinct and just not having kids?

Oh look, another guru/hippie.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 01-14-2011, 05:42 AM
Replies: 64
Views: 2,777
Posted By Nero
Re: The "texting generation"

Everyone in this thread is being so whiny. Who cares about any of this shit? People are allowed to behave any way they like. Why are you hanging around with these people if they're so "rude" and...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 01-11-2011, 08:42 AM
Replies: 134
Views: 3,856
Posted By DiStOrTiOn
Re: Cocaine vaccine developed.

hurray for bioengineering out free will

soon we can all be drones for the one government
Forum: Fragyard 01-13-2011, 08:37 AM
Replies: 141
Views: 7,220
Posted By My Mom Is Dead
Re: Just so everyone realizes.. Sony is now FUCKED

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g31/granibal3/CIMG5102.jpg
Forum: Fragyard 01-13-2011, 09:16 AM
Replies: 141
Views: 7,220
Posted By My Mom Is Dead
Re: Just so everyone realizes.. Sony is now FUCKED

The Dell Bat-Top is by far the most sophisticated machine I've ever had the pleasure of working with. Congratz to both of us. *High-five*
...
Forum: LOL, Internet 01-13-2011, 11:38 AM
Replies: 118
Views: 4,465
Posted By p6867
Re: 62 School children see UFO and Little Men

You're right kids could never like like that.

This is a fuck ton more malicious and occurred out of sheer boredom.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salem_witch_trials
Forum: LOL, Internet 01-13-2011, 03:39 AM
Replies: 118
Views: 4,465
Posted By DiStOrTiOn
Re: 62 School children see UFO and Little Men

That's what whoever is behind this wanted people like you to think. Things like "There's no way 60 kids are saying this," and "Kids have no reason to lie," or "They couldn't make this up" ect, ect....
Forum: LOL, Internet 01-13-2011, 01:13 AM
Replies: 52
Views: 1,941
Posted By Retard Synrdome
Re: Arthur does South Park

Thing is, it's better than the current South Park.
Forum: Fragyard 01-11-2011, 09:40 PM
Replies: 141
Views: 7,220
Posted By I'mAfraidofJapan
Re: Just so everyone realizes.. Sony is now FUCKED

Macs are fucking retarded and are for illiterate computer users.
Forum: LOL, Internet 01-12-2011, 06:00 AM
Replies: 52
Views: 1,941
Posted By Bleeding Kansas
Re: Arthur does South Park

YouTube - Mister Rogers defending PBS to the US Senate

I fucking love that guy even though everyone I know thinks he is creepy. I don't see him as phony. I remember that show more than any...
Forum: LOL, Internet 01-12-2011, 04:40 AM
Replies: 52
Views: 1,941
Posted By Mutant Funk Drink
Mad Arthur does South Park

fCRJa_FOTZg

Skip to 3:18.

Kinda funny. I didn't really expect it in a kids show. :P I loved Arthur when I was a kid.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 01-10-2011, 08:47 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 2,999
Posted By Nolte
Re: My boyfriend projects his craziness onto me =\

Gave it away.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 01-10-2011, 08:23 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 2,999
Posted By Bleeding Kansas
Re: My boyfriend projects his craziness onto me =\

I'm fucking done hearing zoklet talk about psychological projections.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 01-10-2011, 06:07 AM
Replies: 54
Views: 2,456
Posted By Zay
Re: what to talk about with woman

When it's just some bitch I don't care about that I met at the club I say "I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where. I love you simply, without problems or pride: I love you in this way...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 01-10-2011, 02:16 AM
Replies: 54
Views: 2,456
Posted By Jubal Harshaw
Re: what to talk about with woman

Women are boring. Conversing with them boils down to knowledge of prime time television and flirting.

Really, most women are completely devoid of interesting characteristics or conversational...
Forum: Fragyard 01-08-2011, 11:19 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 603
Posted By xippilli
Thumbs Up Blanka as a meter maid [vid]

http://www.dorkly.com/video/5497/dorkly-bits-street-fighter-meter-maid

I lol'd
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 01-09-2011, 05:23 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 720
Posted By Flex Rigid
Re: Marx and Existentialism: Population Shifts

Well at least the title was attention-grabbing.
Forum: This Just In! 01-09-2011, 05:11 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 543
Posted By DiStOrTiOn
Embarrassed Re: I know how you Zokletians are into decapitation, so...

reminds me of this:

http://www.propstore.com/img/products/67/GITM_DigitHead_2.jpg
Forum: This Just In! 01-09-2011, 03:36 AM
Replies: 235
Views: 8,661
Posted By Struwwelpeter
Re: US Congresswoman shot at Safeway in Tucson

What can I say, I'm an admirer of any great performance. This young man will join the ranks of John Booth and Gavrilo Princip in history. I respect anyone who has the courage to kill. By the way, I'm...
Forum: This Just In! 01-04-2011, 06:01 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 2,467
Posted By Mutant Funk Drink
Re: Facebook generation suffer information withdrawal syndrome

I actually think Web 1.0 is more gratifying. Web 2.0 is pretty empty; mostly being made up of fake "friends" you never talk to, worthless information/gossip, and plethoras of dumb teenage photos. I...
Forum: This Just In! 01-04-2011, 01:56 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 2,467
Posted By takedrugs_killpeople
Re: Facebook generation suffer information withdrawal syndrome

whocares123
Forum: LOL, Internet 01-07-2011, 07:04 PM
Replies: 79
Views: 3,037
Posted By Gun Lover
Grin Re: "I've spent my life hurting people. Today will be the last time."

Srsly. You've got shit on late 2009 JFLC. Btw, in that post you forgot to mention the economic collapse you lazy fucking troll. Try harder, faggot :smug:
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 01-06-2011, 03:24 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 2,212
Posted By Gun Lover
Re: Don't do benzos and drive

That's solid advice
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 01-06-2011, 03:03 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 2,212
Posted By J.P.W
Don't do benzos and drive

Too bad you survived to make this thread, imbecile.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 01-01-2011, 07:10 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 1,728
Posted By The Happy Chemical
Re: Lame Excuses (Rationalizations?) for Getting High

Normally, I just think "I want to get high." So I do it.

Fuck excuses.
Forum: LOL, Internet 01-07-2011, 05:29 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 1,071
Posted By poast-bortem!
Re: neon green river

It's be cool to throw a massive river bar rave right there...
Forum: So Last Summer 01-04-2011, 11:45 AM
Replies: 110
Views: 5,004
Posted By Captain Falcon
Re: Boys who wear girl pants

You are a lame faggot.
Forum: Neurons & Needles 01-06-2011, 06:05 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 518
Posted By Lanny
Re: Losing my Religion

Yah, OP just described about half of the population 13-25. It's normal to be anti-social, whiny and immature.
Forum: Fragyard 01-05-2011, 05:53 AM
Replies: 141
Views: 7,220
Posted By N0 W4RN1NG
Re: Just so everyone realizes.. Sony is now FUCKED

While it's true that for people who are technologically inclined console hacking is a walk in the park, this is the first time since the PS1, I believe, where someone can run a pirated game in a...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 01-04-2011, 04:34 AM
Replies: 49
Views: 2,170
Posted By Lysergic Rain
Re: An Idiot Fucks With His Mind

Everyone feels this way after a bad trip. When people get shitfaced drunk and they're curled up by the toilet vomiting they say over and over "I'm never drinking again..."

Sure enough, next...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 01-03-2011, 10:32 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 2,170
Posted By The Happy Chemical
Re: An Idiot Fucks With His Mind

First, like was said, you cannot fight it. The physical processes behind the action and elimination of the drug make it a sure thing that it is going to do what it wants. You have to accept it for...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 11-02-2010, 12:09 PM
Replies: 224
Views: 5,055
Posted By Benjamin Linus
OK You Fuck'n California Stoners

Put down the bong. Stand up, walk out the door. Go to your polling location. Vote YES on Proposition 19!!! The rest of us in the USA are looking to you to make an example.

Hopefully, after it...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 09-26-2010, 05:39 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 2,062
Posted By Cito
Re: Diphenhydramine, alcohol, and weed- PLEASE HELP

he told us he was hardcore...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 09-08-2010, 03:52 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 8,241
Posted By Konglomo
Re: Mucinex DM maximum strength

Dude when you're on drugs the whole week is the weekend.
Forum: LOL, Internet 08-26-2010, 10:32 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 425
Posted By Nerd Fangs
Thumbs Up Salvador Dali on "What's My Line?"

iXT2E9Ccc8A
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