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Forum: LOL, Internet 05-18-2013, 12:56 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 145
Posted By Satyr
Gordon Ramsey on how to treat a lady

I lol'd.

Gordon Ramsey: How to treat a lady - YouTube
Forum: What's Good 05-17-2013, 02:15 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 169
Posted By Gollum
Feeling depressed about the world is what's good

So I'm sitting here typing this and feeling depressed. I'm feeling depressed because the world has too much to offer me. It has too many places to see, too many people to meet, too many things to do....
Forum: Pics, or it didn't happen 05-17-2013, 12:48 AM
Replies: 1,273
Views: 22,262
Posted By Kinkou
Facepalm Re: Official Picture Posting Thread (We're scum edition) of 2013

ok, the end to the butts.

http://i.imgur.com/KkZhMnu.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/0oV17eB.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/DZxmS2y.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/9Ng0HIk.jpg

i have a butt wrinkle, lint, pancake, no...
Forum: Pics, or it didn't happen 05-11-2013, 04:05 PM
Replies: 1,273
Views: 22,262
Posted By Kinkou
Facepalm Re: Official Picture Posting Thread (We're scum edition) of 2013

mmmmkay people of zoklet whom i love to hate me, i dunno if i told ya i lost some weight, but here are some photos of my saggy belly and other sluttiness which i entirely encourage the rest of the...
Forum: Fragyard 05-07-2013, 04:42 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 161
Posted By xippilli
Exclamation 9 minutes of Eternal Darkness sequel, Shadow of the Eternals

http://www.ign.com/videos/2013/05/06/9-minutes-of-shadow-of-the-eternals
Forum: Paranormal 05-13-2013, 12:27 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 230
Posted By Yggdrasil
Re: What if you've died before...

I also dreamt I was black the other day after watching a documentary about the lost boys of Sudan. My black brother discussed going to Cambridge, gave me a ride on his bike, and came out to me....
Forum: This Just In! 05-13-2013, 02:44 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 266
Posted By Gollum
Re: Seoul declines joining U.S.-led missile defense

I don't know man, you're the city destroying expert here.
Forum: This Just In! 05-02-2013, 08:12 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 456
Posted By ObscuredByClouds
Re: Man Robs Bank Saying Mexicans Planted Bombs Around The Bank, Gives Money To Homel

"Judges have told Donaldson he cannot argue to the jury that he was justified in robbing the bank."

That's because if he did, the jury would agree with him and find him not guilty, which we can't...
Forum: This Just In! 05-11-2013, 05:38 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 708
Posted By p6867
Re: California cops beat a man to death

Why would someone do something like that? What kind of sick fuck just beats a man to death for no reason?

I generally give cops the benefit of the doubt because for the most part in my...
Forum: LOL, Internet 05-07-2013, 03:41 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 816
Posted By Ironclad
Re: 12 year old pwns cop for breaking the law

Just got to about 0:55 in the video.
"How do I know who you are?"
"I'm Jeremy."
"How do I know that?"
What the fuck does it matter to the cop? The 12 year old kid isn't the one breaking the law.
Forum: LOL, Internet 05-07-2013, 03:20 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 816
Posted By HampTheToker
12 year old pwns cop for breaking the law

Cop breaking the law - YouTube

Serves that pig bastard right. We need more people out there busting cops that don't think the law applies to them as much it does to John Q. Public.
Forum: This Just In! 05-01-2013, 01:04 AM
Replies: 62
Views: 1,008
Posted By General Butt.Naked
Boston bombers recieved over $100k in welfare

http://bostonherald.com/news_opinion/local_coverage/2013/04/tsarnaev_family_received_100g_in_benefits


This is UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE. I was arguing for life in prison for this fuckwad before, but...
Forum: Fragyard 04-25-2013, 02:34 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 622
Posted By Captain Falcon
Re: Lol, Omastar is my favourite pokemon

No joke, Hypno is a kiddy fiddler:

> http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Hypno_(Pok%C3%A9mon)



How does that make him a kiddy fiddler? Because he evolves from Drowzee:
...
Forum: What's Good 04-24-2013, 12:00 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 540
Posted By iMagiNation
Re: This modern world we live in

I wipe with my phone. I have a toilet paper app.
Forum: What's Good 04-23-2013, 02:59 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 540
Posted By Yggdrasil
This modern world we live in

I was in the bathroom just now; as I sat on the toilet, taking a dump, I had my phone with me. I checked the weather forecast for tomorrow, read an email, confirmed a purchase on ebay and left...
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 04-22-2013, 09:23 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 559
Posted By is all mememememe with me
Re: Gollum is Lanny, it's so obvious

ftfy


.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 04-05-2013, 02:10 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 1,152
Posted By Groundhog whacka
Re: Watching those you love die...

I seriously just LOL'ed at this post. I mean really it was over the top. A subtle suggestion that it was my fault she is dying may have stung a little, but your crazy rant comparing human life to...
Forum: Pics, or it didn't happen 01-31-2012, 05:45 PM
Replies: 244
Views: 9,663
Posted By Average Fuckin Joe
Re: This had me rollin...

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luruiiaSWr1qldlyho1_500.jpg
Forum: Pics, or it didn't happen 01-31-2012, 03:04 AM
Replies: 244
Views: 9,663
Posted By Average Fuckin Joe
Re: This had me rollin...

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyet01JaD91qanb21o1_500.gif
Forum: Graduation to Obligation 04-06-2013, 03:17 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 393
Posted By Z/28
Re: What would be some in demand career ideas?

Be a Navy SEAL, I'm a former Navy SEAL green beret part of alpha team omega foxtrot Charlie. I have 314 medal of honors, a navy cross, and 400 Purple Hearts, I've lost all my limbs, twice, but had...
Forum: LOL, Internet 04-21-2013, 07:27 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 884
Posted By DiStOrTiOn
Re: Blatant Unwarranted Display of Power in Boston

Too bad this didn't happen in Indiana


http://www.opposingviews.com/i/society/guns/new-indiana-law-allows-citizens-shoot-police-officers
Forum: Der Politik 04-02-2013, 12:52 AM
Replies: 69
Views: 1,421
Posted By 5.56 SS109
Re: MY thoughts on firearms in america

Having a gun gives you the option to use it. Just because you have it doesn't mean it is your only option.

But, considering your firearm experiences ranges from absolutely dick to "I play video...
Forum: Der Politik 03-29-2013, 08:39 PM
Replies: 69
Views: 1,421
Posted By TheJunkieMonkey
Re: MY thoughts on firearms in america

I thinks its a/peoples over obsessions and b/some really stupid americans which are the real problems, not guns themselves
Forum: Fragyard 04-18-2013, 12:17 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 445
Posted By Tokerface
Re: I would Be fine if they never made another console

No PC's suck you fucking faggot tranny.

When I buy a game I expect it to run. Simple as that. At least with a console you know it's going to play as intended. With PC it's always "oh upgrade your...
Forum: What's Good 04-17-2013, 02:50 AM
Replies: 49
Views: 766
Posted By Mutant Funk Drink
Re: Favourite sex act: Choose one of three

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-uVleUA3IPEM/USQcrRnLzeI/AAAAAAAAAAA/74viFJDLmBU/s1600/leap-frog.jpg

Basically doggy, but with her ass more up in the air.
Forum: What's Good 04-16-2013, 06:05 AM
Replies: 64
Views: 1,330
Posted By The Cheshire Cat
Arrow Re: The explosion in Boston is good

This is the worst game of spot the Virgin Shut In, I have ever played in my life. :(
Forum: LOL, Internet 04-18-2013, 02:29 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 649
Posted By FONAPLATS
Giving cops a buzz.

Giving Cops A Buzz! - PRANK - YouTube
Forum: This Just In! 04-16-2013, 03:38 AM
Replies: 623
Views: 13,529
Posted By Daily
Re: Explosion at finish line - Boston Marathon

http://i.imgur.com/PR8zcV5.png
Forum: Generally Speaking 04-11-2013, 08:45 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 427
Posted By psychomanthis
Re: what are your most disturbing dreams

I just rememberd another one. In the dream i was sitting at a table in some roadside 1950's style diner with a bunch of random people i didn't know. The people in the diner that were sitting at the...
Forum: Generally Speaking 04-11-2013, 06:54 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 427
Posted By Vizier
Re: what are your most disturbing dreams

Oh boy. All of my dreams are pretty bizarre and surreal and strangely nostalgic. Sometimes I suffer from night terrors and what not, especially when I sleep on my back.


I remember one in...
Forum: Fragyard 04-12-2013, 08:18 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 642
Posted By InspiredByMe
Re: "Always on": your thoughts?

It's bullshit.

There is no logical reason why a single player game (or a console that has single player games for that matter) should have an always online internet connection.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 04-09-2013, 08:05 AM
Replies: 76
Views: 1,578
Posted By bumble
Re: What the hell do I do about my sister?

Why not bring a gf over and moan loud as fuck yourself? Walk around naked with her, thaat's what I do when people fuck in my house.
Forum: LOL, Internet 04-11-2013, 01:37 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 276
Posted By Vizier
Re: Dating sim game with.....dinosaurs....

Closed that shit as soon as the first dialogue in the game read "Let's go buy an ukelele with Taila-kun".
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 04-09-2013, 10:16 AM
Replies: 58
Views: 1,159
Posted By Larcenous
Re: How fucked am I?

Let's look at the facts here:
-She's in her 20's, this is where human female fertility peaks and is when women start getting baby crazy.
-She has regular sex, but isn't on any form of birth control...
Forum: This Just In! 04-09-2013, 06:27 PM
Replies: 72
Views: 1,362
Posted By mizled
Re: 14 people stabbed at Texas community college

He used an Assault Knife.

Lower capacity knife blades could have prevented this.

There needs to be a guard armed with a machete' at all community colleges.
Forum: LOL, Internet 04-09-2013, 09:26 AM
Replies: 51
Views: 877
Posted By ---Beany---
Re: Lotto Winner blew through $10 mil

I hate it when people say things like that.
If I had plenty of money, I could leave my shitty cold warehouse job and I'd have time to do the cool things in life I want to do, without being...
Forum: Pics, or it didn't happen 04-06-2013, 09:14 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 590
Posted By Captain Falcon
Re: The pic that best sums up human existence

http://i.imgur.com/o71oz1x.jpg
Forum: TV and Movies 04-08-2013, 07:46 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 291
Posted By mizled
Thumbs Up Re: Roger Ebert, RIP

Siskel and Ebert give it:

:thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Forum: Fragyard 04-06-2013, 05:58 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 245
Posted By Captain Falcon
What do vampires drink at a bar?

Bloodweiser
Forum: This Just In! 04-09-2013, 01:06 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 511
Posted By Darkhunter
Re: Man who's afraid of frogs gets 1.6 million after his land is flooded, frog-infest

https://lh3.ggpht.com/-L13HoSPKK7E/Tj0bUA1zyzI/AAAAAAAAAc4/r0CToJJBGDM/s1600/mouse.jpg

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/49/Cockroach_closeup.jpg/449px-Cockroach_closeup.jpg
...
Forum: LOL, Internet 04-09-2013, 01:29 AM
Replies: 51
Views: 877
Posted By TheRascalKing
Re: Lotto Winner blew through $10 mil

Stupid bitch. Invest your principal, spend the returns. It's not that fucking hard. Don't bail people out of jail, buy houses and cars and shit with money you are supposed to be using to make money.
Forum: LOL, Internet 04-09-2013, 01:27 AM
Replies: 51
Views: 877
Posted By Unnecessary~surgery
Re: Lotto Winner blew through $10 mil

Goddamn I want to smash this stupid cunts face in.

Damn what people wouldnt give for this opportunity, and she just squandered every last cent. I could have lived off this shit for the rest of my...
Forum: This Just In! 04-08-2013, 02:30 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 1,059
Posted By InspiredByMe
Re: Thatcher Is Dead

Some people have called Thatcher a cunt, but I don't think she has the warmth or depth.
Forum: This Just In! 04-04-2013, 01:21 AM
Replies: 117
Views: 1,450
Posted By p6867
Re: 2,000-year-old Damascus synagogue destroyed

Religion of peace and tolerance.
Forum: Bat Country 04-07-2013, 10:23 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 254
Posted By Clover
Confused Re: I don't think state sponsored genocide is necessarily a bad thing...

If you average 9 posts per day on zoklet, certainly you have the time to do your own finances.
Forum: Weapons and Combat 03-29-2013, 09:07 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 654
Posted By 5.56 SS109
Re: A .380 and a stupid question..

I buy all my used pistols here:

www.summitgunbroker.com
Forum: Fragyard 04-07-2013, 06:07 AM
Replies: 152
Views: 3,704
Posted By Bongfu
Hypno-HAI Re: Games you think nobody else know about.

My friend had Super Godzilla, but as for the others I've only heard of them, never seen or known anyone to own them.

Kudos for Godzilla.
Forum: Fragyard 04-06-2013, 03:31 PM
Replies: 152
Views: 3,704
Posted By 33% God
Re: Games you think nobody else know about.

I played the shit out of Faxanadu, but like the rest, never finished it.

On top of Legacy of the Wizard and Faxanadu, I also as a kid enjoyed.

Crystalis
...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 04-02-2013, 04:23 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 1,152
Posted By Hydromorphone
Watching those you love die...

I have seen so many of my loved ones die this last year... and today.

I watched my dog get hit by a truck today, right in front of me. Before you start bitching about the my is being in the wrong...
Forum: LOL, Internet 09-17-2012, 04:46 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 1,511
Posted By Captain Falcon
Re: Offending Muslims Now a Questionable Offence in America

230 years? This planet is being held back by the petty bullshit of religion and religious politics and religious conflicts. If we all fought about sensible things, like what renewable energy resource...
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