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Forum: TV and Movies 12-26-2012, 11:20 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 294
Posted By ZeroMalarki
Re: Leftover usage for tonight, what to download?

Try Super or God Bless America if you like those dark comedies. Both are quite good. You Aussies produced one of my favourites as well: Chopper.

TV shows wise.. It's Always Sunny in Philidelpha...
Forum: Travel and World Language 02-27-2013, 10:03 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 846
Posted By ZeroMalarki
Re: teaching someone english

Learning any language takes a lot of time and commitment and speaking as a CELTA TEFL qualified teacher, I don't know of any shortcuts to ensuring a student knows the language inside and out.
...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 02-09-2013, 02:45 PM
Replies: 61
Views: 1,243
Posted By ZeroMalarki
Re: Any woman who tries to attract a guy using anything sexual...

I'm coming down off acid. Hard.

I don't think I should have read the OP.
Forum: Weapons and Combat 02-03-2013, 04:58 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 1,286
Posted By ZeroMalarki
Re: SEAL Sniper Chris Kyle killed at shooting range

Any psychopath that kills 150 people and then writes a book about it deserves to get got.
Forum: Religion and Spirituality 11-30-2012, 01:50 AM
Replies: 61
Views: 1,104
Posted By ZeroMalarki
Re: What Would You do if God Came Back?

I'm not answering hypothetical questions about the magical and sudden appearance of some divine entity until it actually happens.
Forum: Fragyard 10-27-2012, 02:40 AM
Replies: 106
Views: 3,159
Posted By ZeroMalarki
Re: Most rage you have ever felt towards a game.

It's been a while since I played computer games.. let me think of the big ones in my gaming life time:

UFC 2009 - getting angry and slam spammers

Being angry at people just being better at me...
Forum: Revenge, Vandalism & Lulzy Bad Ideas 10-04-2012, 12:48 AM
Replies: 142
Views: 3,876
Posted By ZeroMalarki
Re: How to drink 20-24 beers in one night??

What is this shit about dying? Id say at worst you`ll throw up and pass out. The time frame is a bit more difficult, Im a slow drinker - I drink a pint every 45 minutes. Tonight I drank slower...
Forum: LOL, Internet 09-25-2012, 12:07 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 1,861
Posted By ZeroMalarki
Re: Jesse Ventura OWNS Piers Morgan in Interview

Piers Morgan should be put behind bars for phone tapping.
Forum: TV and Movies 09-04-2012, 12:01 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 597
Posted By ZeroMalarki
Re: Movies that are kinda sci-fi but not over the top sci-fi

Gattaca - fairly believable bleak future

Children of Men
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 09-10-2012, 11:57 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 1,753
Posted By ZeroMalarki
Re: Could i have had sex with this chick? If so, where did I screw up?

Yeah if you're flirting with another girl.. do it more subtly.

As the old saying goes, a bird in hand is worth two in the bush.

That being said.. it's kind of confusing with women.. you'd...
Forum: Carved Outta Wood 09-04-2012, 12:32 PM
Replies: 124
Views: 4,257
Posted By ZeroMalarki
Re: What would be the most "practical" martial art?

You might like this if you like headbutting..

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lethwei

It's similar to Muay Thai but you can give them a Glasgow kiss during the fight.
Forum: TV and Movies 08-27-2012, 09:55 AM
Replies: 976
Views: 35,379
Posted By ZeroMalarki
Re: Breaking Bad Season Five!

Wow. I can think of no show that has a character development that can compare to this one. A character that we grew to love as an anti-hero that we could sympathize with to a desperate, power...
Forum: TV and Movies 08-24-2012, 07:23 PM
Replies: 976
Views: 35,379
Posted By ZeroMalarki
Re: Breaking Bad Season Five!

It's actually a lot more fun this way.. the show is written to have messages on more than one level.
Forum: What's Good 08-23-2012, 01:15 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 653
Posted By ZeroMalarki
Re: I totally trolled this guy, it was fucking hilarious.

See number 3:
http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-more-things-you-love-to-discuss-that-no-one-cares-about/
Forum: TV and Movies 08-14-2012, 10:34 PM
Replies: 976
Views: 35,379
Posted By ZeroMalarki
Re: Breaking Bad Season Five!

In classic Breaking Bad style, we are presented with an opening that seems completely detached to the rest of the episode. Seemingly irrelevant to the episode we are watching, we discard the...
Forum: LOL, Internet 08-15-2012, 10:49 AM
Replies: 207
Views: 4,593
Posted By ZeroMalarki
Re: Cop mows girl with motorcycle, then shoots her father

Should have fired a shot in the air.

Another showing of America not being that perfect country you think it is.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 08-13-2012, 09:13 AM
Replies: 149
Views: 4,661
Posted By ZeroMalarki
Re: What is the most fucked up delusion you've had while fucked up on drugs?

No, but I walked through a thunderstorm where everyone else was cold and worries and believed I was calling down thunder
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 08-04-2012, 09:34 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 1,677
Posted By ZeroMalarki
Re: This conversation I was just analyzing...

Girl is a trashy self absorbed whore.
Forum: TV and Movies 08-08-2012, 09:29 PM
Replies: 976
Views: 35,379
Posted By ZeroMalarki
Re: Breaking Bad Season Five!

Anyone who hates Skylar's character fails to appreciate the whole point of the show.

Yes, she is an emotional wreck but she has had moments of strength and making firm decisions in Walt's favour. ...
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 08-06-2012, 10:44 AM
Replies: 66
Views: 1,736
Posted By ZeroMalarki
Re: Ever get the feeling you're not quite doing what you should?

Constantly. I should probably be some kind of successful actor, millionaire inventor, UFC fighter comedy writer but instead I'm a bum that flits from job to job
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 08-04-2012, 05:48 PM
Replies: 72
Views: 2,026
Posted By ZeroMalarki
Re: Is weed dangerous?

It will affect different people's minds differently, depending on potential underlying problems. For some, smoking weed all the time is a terrible idea. For others, it's fine.

Physically, it is...
Forum: Travel and World Language 07-15-2012, 10:44 PM
Replies: 120
Views: 5,733
Posted By ZeroMalarki
Re: Travelling - A hobby for the arrogant.

I honestly think the OP misses the point of travelling. If you're seeing the world simply as wifi connections then perhaps you're spending too much time on a computer.

Go out, engage with an...
Forum: Travel and World Language 07-11-2012, 09:29 PM
Replies: 120
Views: 5,733
Posted By ZeroMalarki
Re: Travelling - A hobby for the arrogant.

Travelling should be about your own experiences and own enjoyment. Not a right to brag.

Not everyone who likes to be somewhere else than their office desk is arrogant. It's naive to think so. I...
Forum: Pics, or it didn't happen 06-27-2012, 11:06 AM
Replies: 56
Views: 11,434
Posted By ZeroMalarki
Re: Extremley fit and hot girls thread

http://www.mymmatraining.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/ronda-rousey-armbar.jpg
http://www.traffictetris.com/wp-content/images/2011/01/104/19.jpg...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 06-21-2012, 02:34 PM
Replies: 76
Views: 1,507
Posted By ZeroMalarki
Re: This white dude (married, no less) at work

Get over yourself.
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 06-19-2012, 10:11 AM
Replies: 98
Views: 2,219
Posted By ZeroMalarki
Re: Let's say humanity was wiped off save for you and a girl

What's the point.. 2 people repopulating the entire human race seems like there is going to be a heckuva lot of incest down the line that defects will get stuck into the entire genetic make up of our...
Forum: Fragyard 06-05-2012, 09:38 AM
Replies: 58
Views: 1,461
Posted By ZeroMalarki
Re: I got my old Dreamcast out

Powerstone was awesome
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 05-30-2012, 11:21 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 270
Posted By ZeroMalarki
Preaching to the choir

I tend to find myself in a lot of social situations with different people. As a result I find that people often gravitate to topics they think they know about - take legalization of cannibis.

I...
Forum: Fragyard 05-22-2012, 09:57 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 1,019
Posted By ZeroMalarki
Re: Ryu is really hard to beat

See my signature.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 04-15-2012, 11:18 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 2,316
Posted By ZeroMalarki
Re: Excuses for looking high.

Being tired is a good one.

Also, you've gone swimming that day and the pool had far too much chlorine in it.

My favourite one was when my two of my friends who were fourteen at the time got...
Forum: Der Politik 04-15-2012, 11:25 AM
Replies: 55
Views: 1,779
Posted By ZeroMalarki
Re: Could you eurofaggots give up on the euro already?

Have you ever actually been to any of those countries mentioned?

I have been in France and Sweden multiple times and never felt safer. Meanwhile you sit on your porch rocking back in your chair...
Forum: Der Politik 04-14-2012, 07:36 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 1,779
Posted By ZeroMalarki
Re: Could you eurofaggots give up on the euro already?

Lol, I just detest American ignorism in all its forms. You have the internet and a chance to educate yourself but you revel in being a fucking tard.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 04-03-2012, 01:24 PM
Replies: 68
Views: 2,459
Posted By ZeroMalarki
Re: if you could give a member of the opposite sex one piece of advice about sex

When climbing over me/on top of me..

DON'T KNEE ME IN THE DICK!
Forum: Fragyard 03-17-2012, 02:16 AM
Replies: 68
Views: 2,157
Posted By ZeroMalarki
Re: Video games have become uninteresting

12 hours a day? Do something with your life dude.
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 03-07-2012, 10:28 AM
Replies: 80
Views: 2,642
Posted By ZeroMalarki
Re: People who identify with a "subculture"

You are assuming that they are all elitist.

You also forget that many of these sub cultures were not designed (or rather when they initially began to sprout in a natural fashion) for teens but for...
Forum: Fragyard 02-16-2012, 12:39 AM
Replies: 147
Views: 6,141
Posted By ZeroMalarki
Re: Vizier plays Pokemon Sapphire, Screenshots Included

The card game is pants, very little interaction with your opponent has a lot of cards that basically allow you to draw your deck for free and combo off for nothing.

Try Magic the Gathering.

...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 02-13-2012, 11:46 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 2,178
Posted By ZeroMalarki
Re: Most likely place to find a girl like this

Are you kidding me? The more exotic the better! In less than a year of living in Barcelona my penis became like the UN!
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 02-06-2012, 10:57 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 2,495
Posted By ZeroMalarki
Re: Tell me a drug related story novody will believe

My flatmate took part in the running of the bulls, a massive festival in Spain where bulls are released onto the streets of Valencia and people run away from them whilst under the influence of...
Forum: Generally Speaking 01-22-2012, 05:34 PM
Replies: 125
Views: 2,727
Posted By ZeroMalarki
Re: if you could bring one person back to life

My dad. Cancer is a cunt and my dad didn't deserve it.
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