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Forum: Technophiles and Technophiliacs 05-20-2013, 04:02 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 309
Posted By Mutant Funk Drink
Re: What kind of phone does Zoklet use?

I own a piece of shit symbian phone from Nokia because I don't give a fuck about apps or Angry Birds, bathroom locator app, facial recognition, or any of that useless garbage. Fuck the modern world....
Forum: Technophiles and Technophiliacs 05-19-2013, 11:43 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 348
Posted By Mutant Funk Drink
Re: New to Linux

I think that a Linux desktop environment is only good in two situations:

1.) Someone only needs the bare minimum. Internet browsing, email, IM/Skype, office. Ubuntu and Mint do all of those...
Forum: LOL, Internet 05-19-2013, 05:50 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 223
Posted By Mutant Funk Drink
Grin Peeing in a girl's butt

http://www.heavy-r.com/video/128793/Piss_In_Ass/

Apparently, it can be done. :D
Forum: Bad Ideas 05-12-2013, 05:12 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 1,700
Posted By Mutant Funk Drink
Re: I forgot my brothers brithday is there an online site i can find it?

Um, try pipl.com.
Forum: LOL, Internet 05-10-2013, 09:34 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 752
Posted By Mutant Funk Drink
Re: Girl wants to become fattest in world

You mean to fuck?

If I was desperate/horny enough, I'd probably do the first one. The last two are absolutely unacceptable.
Forum: Network Security & Hacking 05-05-2013, 05:00 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 554
Posted By Mutant Funk Drink
Re: How long would it take someone to learn how to hack?

Like I said about hacking in general, it just took lots of experience to begin to understand just how programs work. I really think it's one of those things one can't just learn by reading. ...
Forum: Alternative Living 05-06-2013, 09:48 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 663
Posted By Mutant Funk Drink
Re: So I Have Decided It Is Time To Live In A Tent

For electricity, get yourself a deep cycle battery.

National Parks are also free to camp in unless marked otherwise. As long as you don't stick out like a sore thumb, the pigs probably won't...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 04-28-2013, 05:21 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 1,093
Posted By Mutant Funk Drink
Mad Every woman in my fucking life

I both love and hate them. God damn it, fucking kill me.

It always ends up the same way. They start out being the kind of girl that's perfect for me. But then, no matter what, I'm not good...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 05-06-2013, 10:39 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 1,192
Posted By Mutant Funk Drink
Re: Asshole scientists have the best nootropic/anti-aging drug ever and aren't sharin

Like I say in every thread, humanity is fucked.

Do you really want to live in a world where billions of people can live forever and everyone's focused on their stupid fucking mobile games and porn...
Forum: Carved Outta Wood 05-04-2013, 09:37 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 532
Posted By Mutant Funk Drink
Re: What do you supplement with?

Takes supplements for health reasons

ingests research chemicals with vodka
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 04-09-2013, 06:29 AM
Replies: 60
Views: 1,198
Posted By Mutant Funk Drink
Re: Day 38 without Snoopy - A Forum in Crisis

Didn't even notice he was gone. Who the fuck cares.
Forum: Gearheads 04-29-2013, 07:15 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 398
Posted By Mutant Funk Drink
Re: How cheap is to cheap for a car?

$4,000.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 04-28-2013, 08:12 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 1,093
Posted By Mutant Funk Drink
Re: Every woman in my fucking life

He's right, though. They should be peed on. And into. Into their butts.
Forum: Carved Outta Wood 04-24-2013, 05:45 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 762
Posted By Mutant Funk Drink
Re: Is bacon really that bad?

Don't listen to the retards in this thread. Well, calling them retards is a bit harsh, but that's how they come off since they've clearly been misinformed by the US government's warped version of...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 04-23-2013, 09:56 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 198
Posted By Mutant Funk Drink
Re: David Park Ray

I would kill this man without hesitation.
Forum: TV and Movies 04-20-2013, 02:04 AM
Replies: 54
Views: 1,182
Posted By Mutant Funk Drink
Grin Re: The closest thing to "Totse: The Movie"

Fucking Trains - YouTube
Forum: TV and Movies 04-20-2013, 01:48 AM
Replies: 54
Views: 1,182
Posted By Mutant Funk Drink
Grin The closest thing to "Totse: The Movie"

If there was a Totse/Zoklet movie, what would it be?

I'd probably choose Falling Down:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106856/?ref_=sr_1

Just saw it for the first time recently, and everything...
Forum: What's Good 04-17-2013, 02:50 AM
Replies: 49
Views: 772
Posted By Mutant Funk Drink
Re: Favourite sex act: Choose one of three

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-uVleUA3IPEM/USQcrRnLzeI/AAAAAAAAAAA/74viFJDLmBU/s1600/leap-frog.jpg

Basically doggy, but with her ass more up in the air.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 04-05-2013, 03:48 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 1,111
Posted By Mutant Funk Drink
Re: Sex tips

You people make it sound like women are these complex beings that need lots of specificity during sex. I think my car's manual has fewer instructions than what people are doling out in this thread....
Forum: Carved Outta Wood 04-11-2013, 04:50 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 797
Posted By Mutant Funk Drink
Re: I gave up drinking milk

Fuck soy milk. Try almond milk, rice milk, and coconut milk, and see which one you like the best. Either one of those is going to taste way better than soy and be more healthful than cows milk.
Forum: TV and Movies 04-02-2013, 01:17 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 548
Posted By Mutant Funk Drink
Mad Weeds

Few people I know have watched Breaking Bad, but for some reason lots of people have seen/heard of the show Weeds. I even had someone a few months ago tell me that "Breaking Bad is just a knockoff...
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 04-11-2013, 06:49 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 203
Posted By Mutant Funk Drink
Mad This forum sucks

Zoklet sucks in general, but I'm referring to PEOO.

Can't we have a separate forum for people to whine about stupid forum drama? I'd much rather PEOO be more like it used to be, where people...
Forum: Generally Speaking 04-11-2013, 11:39 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 660
Posted By Mutant Funk Drink
Re: strangest places you peed at

My friend and I once took a piss right in the middle of his asshole dad's carpet. Then we tried to dry it out using a hairdryer set on reverse, but what that did was create the foulest odor...
Forum: Gluttons & Gourmets 04-11-2013, 12:37 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 400
Posted By Mutant Funk Drink
Re: Who is your favorite Celebrity chef?

Aside from Alton Brown, probably Chef Robert Irvine. You know, the guy with that show "Restaraunt Impossible". I really hate reality television, but there's a reason why I actually kind of enjoy...
Forum: Gluttons & Gourmets 04-11-2013, 12:46 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 369
Posted By Mutant Funk Drink
Re: do you like the taste of fennel?

I once found some wild fennel growing in the wilderness, and it had the nicest licorice flavor ever. It totally rivals the storebought stuff.
Forum: Codes of all kinds 03-26-2013, 02:43 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 464
Posted By Mutant Funk Drink
Re: PHP - dynamically loading text into body of a page

LOL

Shit like that happens to me all the time.
Forum: This Just In! 04-06-2013, 04:49 AM
Replies: 54
Views: 1,600
Posted By Mutant Funk Drink
Re: Man linked to up to 1 million child porn videos

How do you know any of that shit?

*phones FBI*
Forum: TV and Movies 04-02-2013, 02:58 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 496
Posted By Mutant Funk Drink
Re: Bill Cosby is my hero.

bill cosby nigger please
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 03-31-2013, 03:21 AM
Replies: 251
Views: 3,444
Posted By Mutant Funk Drink
Re: Aborigines mark 40 years as human beings.

That guy could have been an alien on Star Trek and not need any makeup for the part.
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 03-31-2013, 04:57 AM
Replies: 251
Views: 3,444
Posted By Mutant Funk Drink
Re: Aborigines mark 40 years as human beings.

There's no evidence(that I know of) that Aborigines tend to have low IQs because of their biology. The way I see it they got similar, and in some cases worse, treatment to that of the Native...
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 03-30-2013, 03:18 AM
Replies: 150
Views: 2,763
Posted By Mutant Funk Drink
Re: Types of people you'd send to camps if you were Hitler.

You'd waste the women on concentration camps? I'd much rather take the attractive ones for my concubines and the rest can be used for factory work.

1.) Politicians who disagree with me
2.)...
Forum: Codes of all kinds 03-26-2013, 12:21 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 464
Posted By Mutant Funk Drink
Re: PHP - dynamically loading text into body of a page

Worked for me almost out of the box:

http://i45.tinypic.com/sl4l6s.jpg

Then again, I'm using XAMPP on Linux. I'm guessing the main problem is with your WAMP installation and not with what you...
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 03-25-2013, 05:55 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 832
Posted By Mutant Funk Drink
Re: Everybody should be given like $1 million to start off with.

You do realize that the more people who have $1 million dollars, the less value a million holds? People will end up being just as wealthy as they were before.
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