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Forum: Outdoor Living 12-12-2009, 01:28 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 5,976
Posted By T.K. Baha
Re: Outdoor essentials

When I camp I'm not into the whole minimalist survival trip. I usually bring a tent, sleeping bag, big bottle of liquor, some pot, plenty of cigarettes, a guitar, bacon, beef, bread, water, a...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 03-11-2010, 09:50 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 2,995
Posted By Iehovah
Re: why do we have cannabinoid receptors?

"Made for" implies a creator's intent. Just because part of your body -can- do something, doesn't mean it's made for that. Carbon monoxide binds very strongly to the hemoglobin, but it's definitely...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 12-08-2009, 03:09 PM
Replies: 541
Views: 29,840
Posted By Dose Me
Re: What happens when you dont beat it?

Your sex drive goes up and you actually go out and get laid.

Seriously...jacking it is a way to dumb down your insane masculine sexual drive. If you didn't jack off you'd start getting random...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 12-08-2009, 01:02 PM
Replies: 541
Views: 29,840
Re: What happens when you dont beat it?

Your dick gets nearly twice as long; your vision improves; chatting to girls becomes easy; you start doing better at school and when you do eventually ejaculate, there's enough produce to repopulate...
Forum: Support and Suggestions 02-23-2010, 10:26 PM
Replies: 84
Views: 2,688
Posted By Dose Me
Independent Cannabis Section

I want to lobby for the induction of an independent Cannabis Forum.

Reasons:

1. Stoner Chat already gets more threads/traffic than many main forums already. Here are the stats

Stoner Chat...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 01-15-2010, 12:38 PM
Replies: 140
Views: 10,582
Posted By Cliche Guevara
Re: What's more dangerous, MDMA or Marijuana?

100% of the time someone that smokes marijuana every day for a year will be WAY more healthy and normal than someone who rolls everyday.
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 01-07-2010, 06:25 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 1,605
Posted By Nero
Re: Musings on Gay People

You all talk about gay people like they're a species. How many do you know personally, if any? I know a few. I've even kissed some of them. There's nothing different about them. Some are feminine,...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 01-09-2010, 02:19 AM
Replies: 142
Views: 5,015
Posted By Vigilante
Re: What Did You Learn From Your First Time?

After receiving my first blow job.. I realized that it doesn't get much better than this.

After having sex for the first time.. I realized.. that is doesn't get much better than this.

After...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 09-04-2009, 06:41 PM
Replies: 161
Views: 5,141
Posted By Raptor Ribs
Re: Most stoners are COWARDS...

"there are still THOUSANDS of poisonous chemicals in BOTH weed"

Umm... Proof?

There are TONS of proven cases where cigarettes caused people to die.

There isn't one proven death caused by...
Forum: Math, Science, and Engineering 01-15-2010, 12:02 PM
Replies: 94
Views: 3,441
Posted By reject
Forum: Bad Ideas 11-07-2009, 06:39 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 23,093
Posted By Syphilis
Exclamation Re: The Very Best Shoplifting Tips And Guides

Removing anti-theft devices

Blade/S3/Sensormatic Combo: http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showpost.php?p=1219344&postcount=2145
S3 keys: http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showpost.php?p=1143198&postcount=1422...
Forum: Bad Ideas 11-07-2009, 06:37 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 23,093
Posted By Syphilis
Exclamation Re: The Very Best Shoplifting Tips And Guides

Detailed tips and guides

First post: http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showpost.php?p=2147&postcount=1
Super Stealing Target by Xap: http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showpost.php?p=317356&postcount=210
Insider...
Forum: Bad Ideas 11-07-2009, 06:36 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 23,093
Posted By Syphilis
Exclamation The Very Best Shoplifting Tips And Guides

Introduction

The Official Shoplifting thread: http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=702

This thread is a combination of the best tips and tricks for shoplifting. I went through the main...
Forum: Math, Science, and Engineering 11-02-2009, 05:28 AM
Replies: 51
Views: 2,499
Posted By pygar
Re: Extraterrestrial life.

The type of people who believe earth is the only place with life don't think so because of any logical reason.
They think this because of religious/egotistical reasons. Even if a flying saucer...
Forum: Bad Ideas 10-24-2009, 03:47 PM
Replies: 4,776
Views: 480,949
Posted By imawolfrawr
Re: Shoplifting Tips and Techniques

Windows sucks, switch to linux
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 10-24-2009, 02:55 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 1,013
Posted By Raziel
Re: How do torrent sites stay up?

Torrent site hosters are more intelligent then antipiracy groups.
Forum: Neurons & Needles 10-15-2009, 09:09 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 1,883
Posted By Nolte
Re: I don't have a specific personality.

This seems to be how too many people are creating their identities today.
Forum: Technophiles and Technophiliacs 10-13-2009, 10:36 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 801
Posted By Hooky the Cripple
Re: Anyone here use a keylogger?

Why don't you just tell him to fuck off then encrypt the whole drive?
Forum: Bad Ideas 10-12-2009, 09:42 PM
Replies: 113
Views: 20,074
Posted By SLIM
Re: Gas Tank revenge

You're a load of crab.
Forum: Bad Ideas 10-12-2009, 10:57 AM
Replies: 113
Views: 20,074
Posted By SLIM
Re: Gas Tank revenge

I'm surprised no one has mentioned thermite on the bonnet, it'll burn right through. No need to fuck around with the gas tank. When I have some time and if it's requested enough I'll make some...
Forum: Bad Ideas 10-12-2009, 03:19 AM
Replies: 113
Views: 20,074
Posted By 944
Re: Gas Tank revenge

Does no one know what a FUEL FILTER is, or does? And on top of that most Fuel pumps now have a strainer on their intake

Sand wont make it to the fuel lines
Forum: TV and Movies 04-15-2009, 06:23 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 1,034
Posted By Dfg
Thumbs Up Fringe (2008) Series

SEASON 2 IS OUT!


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1119644/

I hate the fact that the most gayest comment gets the first page on IMDB,

Anyway:...
Forum: LOL, Internet 10-09-2009, 01:11 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 917
Posted By VVeathers
Re: My question for DFG!

I filled her void.
Forum: Bad Ideas 10-07-2009, 05:57 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 7,955
Posted By .it
Forum: Technophiles and Technophiliacs 10-02-2009, 12:08 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 579
Posted By Dfg
Re: General wireless problem.

I had this problem with someone else Laptop. For some reason when I started the laptop it would always give me an error in the BIOS screen and the wireless card would always be disabled.

Anyway,...
Forum: Outdoor Living 09-30-2009, 08:26 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 1,645
Posted By 313
Re: I found a couple bags filled with coins!

except yggdrasil wants his ass not his dick.
Forum: Technophiles and Technophiliacs 08-01-2009, 02:33 AM
Replies: 54
Views: 1,925
Posted By Daily
Re: Torrents: Do you maintain a ratio?

http://7.media.tumblr.com/4nZBASoSAd79pgh9yEG2ZCPi_500.png
Forum: Math, Science, and Engineering 09-22-2009, 03:31 AM
Replies: 41
Views: 1,297
Posted By lolocaust
Re: Mass of the universe?

you should really consider graduating high school
Forum: Network Security & Hacking 09-20-2009, 02:06 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 1,424
Posted By Kwinnie Bogan
Re: Mister Marbles visiting Zoklet

I am now posting from Kwinnie Bogans account. I didn't do this by phishing his password, oh no, I actually hacked into his neural system while he was passed out by exploiting his bluetooth headset....
Forum: Neurons & Needles 09-10-2009, 08:00 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,030
Posted By AC&C
Re: How to tell when someone is lying...

There's no empirical evidence that supports the notion that people can detect when others are lying. Physiological traits (like increased pulse and breathing) can be the result of nervousness or...
Forum: Technophiles and Technophiliacs 09-16-2009, 04:36 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 705
Posted By Uber_Apples
Re: Converting a word document to a picture?

CRAZY IDEA CRAZY IDEA!
Hit print screen, and then go into paint. And then hit control V or go to file, and hit paste.
TA DAH
Forum: Carved Outta Wood 09-15-2009, 10:17 PM
Replies: 120
Views: 8,940
Posted By Yggdrasil
Thumbs Up Re: I just shat a tape worm

Or you could just work your way up from the other end and goatse the bugger out!
Forum: This Just In! 09-12-2009, 08:42 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 2,002
Posted By Blunderfail
Re: Teen gets loaded gun, bags of pot with McDonald's meal

Now that's what I call... a HAPPY meal.

*everyone laughs, freeze frame, credits roll*
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 07-21-2009, 01:27 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 1,374
Posted By nshanin
Thumbs Up Very Important Potheads

http://www.veryimportantpotheads.com
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 08-19-2009, 03:10 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 1,131
Posted By Yggdrasil
Re: Cancer

Meh, if you remove the cancer before it can metastasize there isn't much of a risk to health, other than recurrence. Mother nature failed to kill us off, though there's always those nice touches on...
Forum: Religion and Spirituality 08-17-2009, 10:58 PM
Replies: 85
Views: 3,321
Posted By Marijuanasaurus
Re: Flaw in Evolutionary Theory

Do you think evolution just happens over the course of thousands of years? Do you know how old the earth is? Do you know how long it took us to get like this?

Of course our language isnt going to...
Forum: Network Security & Hacking 08-17-2009, 11:20 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 2,524
Posted By Syphilis
Re: Hacking Another Computer On The Same Network

There's a trojan called "Beast" which has a few lulzy features included. It's noob-friendly enough.
Forum: Network Security & Hacking 08-17-2009, 06:00 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 2,524
Posted By Ed Lister
Re: Hacking Another Computer On The Same Network

u could make a web page abut him dissin him and saying hes a fag and shit and then send him da link that wud be pretty funny seein him freak out
Forum: Network Security & Hacking 08-17-2009, 06:09 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 2,524
Posted By Blunderfail
Re: Hacking Another Computer On The Same Network

wat is wrong with the way he is typing. uf u dont like what he says DONT READ WHAT HE SAYS!!! fkin idiot!
Forum: Network Security & Hacking 08-17-2009, 05:48 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 2,524
Posted By Ed Lister
Re: Hacking Another Computer On The Same Network

turn the power off 2 his comp at the wall he'll be all like 'wtf, jus happened my comp is broken!!!! shiiiittt!!1'

fukn funny
Forum: Bad Ideas 08-15-2009, 12:18 AM
Replies: 4,776
Views: 480,949
Posted By Trix Are For Kids
Forum: Visual Arts 08-11-2009, 07:06 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 1,839
Posted By DJ Meaty Cheeks
Forum: Visual Arts 08-11-2009, 04:38 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 1,839
Posted By Miaow
Re: I'm trying to find out the name of this poster..

Sounds like Necrophilic Fountain Flowing from a Grand Piano, but minus the skeletons.
http://www.fotos.org/galeria/data/520/31933-11-Necrophilic-Fountain-Flowing-from-a-Grand-Piano-1933.jpg

Was...
Forum: Visual Arts 08-12-2009, 12:58 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 1,839
Posted By Kwinnie Bogan
Re: I'm trying to find out the name of this poster..

http://z.about.com/d/arthistory/1/0/t/i/dali_moma_0708_19.jpg

Nah, that doesn't look like what the OP was describing.
Forum: Visual Arts 08-12-2009, 01:01 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 1,839
Posted By -SpectraL
Red face Re: I'm trying to find out the name of this poster..

Of course it isn't. If it was the correct one, as described, we would be seeing a bunch of cyclists with rocks balanced on their heads and a tree growing out of a piano in the middle of the...
Forum: Visual Arts 08-12-2009, 12:52 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 1,839
Posted By bornkiller
Re: I'm trying to find out the name of this poster..

"Sentimental Colloguy"

http://z.about.com/d/arthistory/1/0/t/i/dali_moma_0708_19.jpg
Forum: Bad Ideas 08-05-2009, 03:50 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 1,446
Posted By Daily
Forum: From M&A 07-29-2009, 06:02 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 3,938
Posted By Fish
July 29, 2009

Okay - even though not a lot has happened recently, it's been brought to my attention that we need an update in here:


Yup, there's a new VIP Lounge. That name is only temporary, I think. this...
Forum: The Trashcan 07-18-2009, 05:42 AM
Replies: 801
Views: 23,392
Re: BI Guide Thread.

I thot this thread said BJ :o
Forum: LOL, Internet 07-14-2009, 06:02 PM
Replies: 253
Views: 9,753
Posted By Yggdrasil
Re: Who Is The Hottest Man On Zoklet Now? Active At Least.

Toothless doesn't look so bad, really. Could use a trim, but definitely not horrendous. In my opinion, I'd say arquin; he's very good-looking.
--Not to sound like a gay e-stalker or anything :)
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