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Forum: Generally Speaking Yesterday, 01:16 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 206
Posted By TheRealANR
Re: Hai gais its me ANR. Im Back!

Yes. Yes I do.
:asshole::gusta:
Forum: The Inhumane Condition Yesterday, 12:25 PM
Replies: 79
Views: 768
Posted By Fetish69
Re: Why should I respect women? Serious question.

It certainly seemed like the maniacal, unwarranted rage of a cunt. The kind of cunt that hates everything with a penis. Like a dyke prison guard.
Forum: The Inhumane Condition Yesterday, 05:21 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 168
Posted By Kinkou
Re: National debt it doesn't matter how high it gets

break americas legs

call it good
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships Yesterday, 01:39 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 275
Posted By Aborted Shylock
Re: How do women find guys attractive?

Most worthless men have girlfriends because most women are worthless as well. Most people are worthless.
Forum: Generally Speaking 06-17-2013, 03:07 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 152
Posted By LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry
Confused Re: Welcome to Poland

http://static.freepik.com/free-photo/textured--viscous-liquid--stream--brown_3122650.jpg

Like that?
Forum: Generally Speaking 06-16-2013, 01:41 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 123
Posted By Turd_Smasher
Re: Help, I dont know what to do.

PLEASE just bear with me here
http://media.animevice.com/uploads/3/31225/635245-bear_with_me.jpg
Forum: Generally Speaking 06-15-2013, 12:36 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 240
Posted By TheJunkieMonkey
Re: So many nutjobs on zoklet

I like a good job being done on my nuts
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 06-15-2013, 12:28 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 655
Posted By panthrax
Re: is it weird if straight guys all sleep in the same bed?

Kick his fucking ass out of your bed, man. It's not even about whether it's gay or not. You shouldn't have anyone in your bed that you don't want in there. Don't be a pussy. What the fuck?
Forum: Pics, or it didn't happen 06-15-2013, 11:00 AM
Replies: 61
Views: 607
Posted By Kwinnie Bogan
Re: The Ocean looks fucking awesome.

There's this place called The Wall. Just shallow tropical waters you gently wade out in, then all of a sudden a drop off - seemingly bottomless, no less gentle than the water on the shelf yet...
Forum: Bat Country 06-15-2013, 07:41 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 145
Posted By Morb
Re: Be fast and furious in bed!

Fuck!
http://i39.tinypic.com/2pq6d7c.png

...They know how fast I am in bed.
Forum: Der Politik 06-14-2013, 02:08 AM
Replies: 97
Views: 708
Posted By TheSexyBeast821
Re: Anarchism

If he has people that are going to be sworn to avenge him, then that is just like a gang.
Forum: Generally Speaking 06-13-2013, 10:25 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 191
Posted By Tommy Lund
Cool Re: I asked Lavared on a date and she excepted

Excepted?
Forum: Der Politik 06-12-2013, 11:02 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 660
Posted By TheRascalKing
Re: Immigration and The White Working Class

A maid making $20 an hour? These people really are disconnected from reality.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 06-12-2013, 10:48 PM
Replies: 69
Views: 960
Posted By fuckbiscuit
Re: Lost my virginity -- orgasm ruined by dumb bitch trying to be hot.

Definitely not his last, that's for sure.
Forum: Music! 06-12-2013, 07:29 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 128
Posted By Duke Zion
The Faces

♫ The Faces Live 1972 ♫ - YouTube
Forum: Bat Country 06-09-2013, 06:49 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 78
Posted By Schplew
Re: I have adopted a

10/10
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 06-05-2013, 06:31 AM
Replies: 66
Views: 683
Posted By Kinkou
Re: Girls who talk a lot.

You girls talk a lot
Forum: Bat Country 06-05-2013, 01:33 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 204
Posted By Zanick
Re: I'm gay.

you were never cool
Forum: Bat Country 06-05-2013, 01:11 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 60
Posted By Morb
Thumbs Up Re: I've never taken a shit

I knight thee Sir Generous.
Forum: Neurons & Needles 06-03-2013, 03:02 AM
Replies: 63
Views: 777
Posted By Joe_Camel
i have fallen into a deep pit of depression

Every second of every day i am holding back tears. I feel nothing.inside but a deep rooted pain and anger. I have so much hurt and anger inside of me that i do not know how to get past. I feel that...
Forum: Bat Country 06-03-2013, 12:28 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 41
Posted By Morb
Thumbs Up Re: Pooper Market

With a bar to go to for crappy hour.
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 05-30-2013, 12:09 PM
Replies: 59
Views: 622
Posted By JohnValsamis
Re: Bahahahhahahaha. The truth about Zok.

When is the IPO? It has been leaked that Zoklet is worth tree fiddy.
Forum: TV and Movies 06-01-2013, 01:55 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 427
Posted By Kinkou
Re: Do Any of You Want to See Kristen Stewart Naked?

however i bet kristen stewart could hang with these slimy dweebs
Forum: Generally Speaking 06-01-2013, 01:22 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 231
Posted By Kinkou
Re: I don't know what's going on

i will sometimes. lol
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 05-31-2013, 07:45 AM
Replies: 53
Views: 641
Posted By p6867
Re: Final goodbye and how do I request account deletion?

Wtf is it with people trying to get their account banned or deleted? Just don't come back. Its not fucking magic. No big thread about how you need closure and banning and why the people on this site...
Forum: What's Good 05-31-2013, 03:48 AM
Replies: 69
Views: 572
Posted By Kinkou
Re: Shits great today

even though i look dirty from a bad camera, this deserves at least one thanks. damnit. :o
Forum: What's Good 05-30-2013, 10:28 PM
Replies: 69
Views: 572
Posted By Kinkou
Re: Shits great today

harden this

:shit:
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 05-30-2013, 03:15 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 129
Posted By Turd_Smasher
Re: Cherokee 47

One of them hunts like this

http://www.easy-child-crafts.com/images/Indian-coloring-page-4.gif

and the other one hunts like this

http://drawception.com/pub/panels/2012/8-29/BDEjRApZGT-4.png
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-30-2013, 01:27 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 192
Posted By PsychoDelic
Re: Chinese doors

i thought this was going to be about a chinese band that had a similar feel to the doors.
Forum: Neurons & Needles 05-27-2013, 02:51 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 505
Posted By Ed Lister
Re: heavily restricted chemicals

Well drop the names of these chemicals stat or forever be known as a blowhard and a festering pile of bulldung.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 05-29-2013, 07:23 AM
Replies: 345
Views: 4,188
Posted By bumble
Re: I went on a date with the infamous pizzaman

You looked really handsome in your recent arrest picture, want to fuck?
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 05-29-2013, 05:04 AM
Replies: 345
Views: 4,188
Posted By bumble
Re: I went on a date with the infamous pizzaman

ITT last 3 pages: Raspberry Jam and Unstable Matter made me lol with their fight for dominance over each other, men, lol. Silly men you make me smile. :) ilu
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 05-28-2013, 01:08 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 271
Posted By Gun Lover
Re: ASAP: Inducing vomiting, other than fingers down the throat

I used salty water once amd it worked. Pour assloads of salt into 2l water n get drinking
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 05-27-2013, 10:29 PM
Replies: 345
Views: 4,188
Posted By bumble
Re: I went on a date with the infamous pizzaman

My method of bc is very good thank you very much.
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-26-2013, 10:04 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 107
Posted By psychomanthis
Re: My master plan for the future of this community

They're all made out of ticky tacky and they all look just the same.
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-26-2013, 06:50 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 263
Posted By TheSexyBeast821
Re: im a creep, TRYNA fuk kinkou

I believe you mean *thesbian*.
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-26-2013, 12:04 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 123
Posted By blaze
Re: How useful is the New Posts Button to you?

First time user of the new posts button, liking it so far. Think I'll use it all the time now unless i'm bored
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-26-2013, 09:48 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 123
Posted By FON
Re: How useful is the New Posts Button to you?

I use it all the time.
Forum: What's Good 05-25-2013, 04:02 AM
Replies: 62
Views: 475
Posted By Kinkou
Grin Re: 7:27am

well i didn't get around to digging today, but will this weekend.

i've got organic tomatoes, red peppers, green melon, watermelon, zucchini, jalapenos, spinaches, and i can't remember the rest :)...
Forum: What's Good 05-24-2013, 03:14 PM
Replies: 62
Views: 475
Posted By HampTheToker
Re: 7:27am

You seem quite rational for a women.

What's wrong with you?
Forum: This Just In! 05-22-2013, 03:07 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 291
Posted By bling bling
Re: 3D printers are capable of making food!

local zokletn.et user reveals how to make beer from urine!!! this secret tip makes coporations angry"!!
Forum: What's Good 05-22-2013, 03:55 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 362
Posted By Gollum
Re: My name is Gollum and I'm addicted to Frank Sinatra

Lol, I'm pretty sure my neighbors hear me singing this daily. I'm not too timid about it.

Singing by the road sounds fun though.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 05-21-2013, 05:01 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 635
Posted By komokazi
Re: i was friendzoned

I have no hope for humanity. I can stand it no longer.

:hang:
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 05-21-2013, 04:35 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 317
Posted By Kinkou
Re: morning/daytime activity

btw hay i'm here and its 11pm! and i'm frying onions and jalapenos to mix with my carne asada to have tacos while i listen to daft punks new album :cool:
Forum: LOL, Internet 05-21-2013, 03:46 AM
Replies: 95
Views: 1,603
Posted By Raspberry Jam
Re: Female mall security goes bat shit

Mall cop is retarded.

Anyone who is even defending her is an idiot. Yes, the bystanders were not the most helpful or polite people, but she handled that situation horribly. She ends up assaulting...
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-20-2013, 04:09 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 252
Posted By Duke Zion
Re: I had a dream I was sucking two cocks

I suck 2 cocks at time of peace and 2 at time of war
Forum: Bat Country 05-19-2013, 12:06 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 96
Posted By Duke Zion
Re: Do you really want to hurt me?

http://www.columbia.edu/~sf2220/TT2007/web-content/images/crisco6.jpg
Forum: LOL, Internet 05-18-2013, 01:49 PM
Replies: 95
Views: 1,603
Posted By Satyr
Re: Female mall security goes bat shit

It's not because of her uniform. It's because the people in the clip are behaving like childish idiots. Instead of trying to explain that they're on a public road or something, they just laugh at her...
Forum: LOL, Internet 05-17-2013, 11:34 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 666
Posted By Kinkou
Re: The Murder of Travis Alexander by Jodi Arias

yes. i feel the need to wife her and put things in her butt. and i don't even really like brown eyes. her blonde hair is hot though, in a skanky way. needs to be bleached again.
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-17-2013, 06:10 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 189
Posted By mizled
Re: I think my mom is trying to have sex with me

Just say "bitch, I was all up in that shit before I was even born".
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