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Forum: TV and Movies 04-02-2014, 09:37 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 531
Posted By Broseph Smith
Re: Recomend me a horror film

Last night I saw a film,
If I do recall, it was a horror film
I looked down and saw you called
And I... JIZZED IN MY PANTS.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 04-09-2014, 10:14 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 442
Posted By mmmmmmmQuestions
Re: Breaking my Ex with her Husband.

You should definitely do it. Or else, what... you're gonna be sitting around miserable just thinking about how happy she is with her new family, and it's only gonna get worse. The years go on, your...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 04-09-2014, 10:05 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 442
Posted By Vizier
Re: Breaking my Ex with her Husband.

What did she say? "hey ex boyfriend, let's fuck?"
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 04-09-2014, 04:39 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 469
Posted By HampTheToker
Re: Just broke up with my girlfriend of 9 years

Am I the only one that thinks it's fucked up that he was dating a 9 year old?
Forum: What's Good 03-24-2014, 08:03 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 1,043
Posted By Bongfu
Hypno-HAI Re: Four McDoubles

McDoubles with Mac sauce added. Better than the big mac.
Forum: The Cryptonomicon 03-03-2014, 09:52 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 294
Posted By Ph0x
Forum: The Cryptonomicon 03-03-2014, 09:50 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 294
Posted By Ph0x
Re: Sealswithclubs.eu

Sense no one else is interested I'll send you a little extra.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 03-01-2014, 08:53 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 1,076
Posted By saudade
Re: Accidental Incest

A lot of wankers. panthrax has been at it for a while.

http://i.imgur.com/I1bNxl2.png
Forum: Pics, or it didn't happen 03-01-2014, 08:46 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 253
Posted By HelloClarice
Re: Shorty

One of us! One of us!

Gooble Gobble
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 02-13-2014, 04:50 AM
Replies: 118
Views: 1,771
Posted By arleybob
Re: Things not to say when you're trying to get laid

My very first experience was a threesome. It started as a twosome but the girl was like, "Let me call my friend over for a threesome. She'll swallow. She likes the taste."

So when I was about to...
Forum: This Just In! 01-22-2014, 07:56 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 322
Posted By infamousjonrhodes
Forum: Revenge, Vandalism & Lulzy Bad Ideas 01-21-2014, 08:59 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 1,661
Posted By unstable matter
Re: I just stabbed my neigbour to death

Put sunglasses on him, throw a pool party in his house and watch the hijinks ensue
Forum: TV and Movies 01-20-2014, 06:00 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 781
Posted By cellophane
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 01-19-2014, 11:40 PM
Replies: 150
Views: 2,437
Posted By unstable matter
Re: Zoklet's view on abortion!

I have nothing against anyone else getting abortions but if a woman aborted my child and I didn't want her to it might result in a postpartum abortion
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 01-19-2014, 11:31 PM
Replies: 150
Views: 2,437
Posted By Proots
Re: Zoklet's view on abortion!

However, I always found it interesting how you can get an abortion, yet you aren't allowed to drink and use drugs while you're pregnant.
Forum: What's Good 01-14-2014, 12:47 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 390
Posted By Piles of Crack
Re: Just got out

You should teach her what it's like to get hit for real.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 01-11-2014, 01:01 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 309
Posted By Schplew
Re: I have HIV.

please infract OP
Forum: LOL, Internet 01-09-2014, 06:54 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 528
Re: Bizarre Anti Homosexual Lecture Given To School Kids in 1960's

it's always fucking dade county

Sex Offender Shuffle - YouTube
Forum: Revenge, Vandalism & Lulzy Bad Ideas 01-08-2014, 02:46 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 428
Posted By dxmmxb
Re: shavings da buttholes

hey its ok man, i fixed it for you
Forum: Bad Ideas 12-30-2013, 05:31 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 715
Posted By &Zenith
Re: Stealing a Handgun

You should fucking kill yourself with it when you obtain it.

zenith
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 12-11-2013, 08:39 AM
Replies: 64
Views: 1,207
Posted By Sir Cornwell
Re: How long after a shower/bath will you go down on a woman?

Every person is different. Diet makes a difference, so does what a person has been doing and what the temperature and humidity have been.

There are just so many variables. No doubt what part of...
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 08-19-2012, 03:02 AM
Replies: 65
Views: 3,074
Posted By ThaTermeneter
Wink Re: Why are people's homes so fucking boring?

Because when your day consists of posting on zoklet and masturbating, somehow the money to build the custom home you always wanted never presents itself.
Forum: Bad Ideas 03-26-2012, 07:09 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 1,101
Posted By Obbe
Grin Re: Guy put Van in my name, thinks am retarded hahaha

You may want to get yourself checked out, may be retarded.
Forum: This Just In! 03-23-2012, 03:11 AM
Replies: 109
Views: 4,694
Posted By Lucid
Re: 65 year marriage ended by a nigger

We should just start hanging random niggers from trees as preventative maintenance for society again.
Forum: This Just In! 03-23-2012, 03:30 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,439
Posted By Piles of Crack
Re: Fox News criticizes japanese anime and Dr. Seuss for being anti-1%

Fox News exists solely for the purpose of giving Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert material.
Forum: LOL, Internet 12-28-2011, 06:49 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 2,556
Posted By Figure-8
Lightbulb Water has Memory

Water has Memory
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 10-20-2011, 09:27 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 8,591
Posted By Vizier
Re: Masturbating device for men : Cobra libre

I'm fine using my hand for free, thanks.
Forum: The Trashcan 08-25-2011, 10:55 PM
Replies: 189
Views: 16,232
Posted By DrunkOnAluminium
Re: New pics of me and my gf being intimate

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS9qERKC59rv9RyRB6jVJfJxP3r7Zg0occJg3sBBZY0xo4aoCvu

YARGHHH Were gonna need more then one harpoon to take down that whale......


YARGHHHH I would not...
Forum: LOL, Internet 05-15-2011, 05:41 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 2,355
Mad Re: Old Man Beats Up Gangster! :muahaha:

http://i51.tinypic.com/2uper8o.jpg
Forum: This Just In! 05-12-2011, 04:18 AM
Replies: 419
Views: 21,424
Posted By crazzyass
Re: Zoklet member arrested by FBI

Good to know Zok has our back. :thumbsup:
Forum: LOL, Internet 03-31-2011, 09:21 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 1,582
Posted By Creepy Lurker Dude
Re: This is the freakiest thing ive ever seen.

http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Science/images-3/mars-attacks.jpg

dah dah dahdah dah
Forum: LOL, Internet 03-15-2011, 06:38 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 2,862
Posted By AdMech
Thumbs Up Re: Must focus on school. Must not give in to temptation.

Bravo to Todd for standing firm in his commitment to academic excellence. :cool: Iron within, iron without!

I want to know more of the story behind this, though. :confused: Was any other...
Forum: LOL, Internet 10-29-2010, 06:42 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 3,053
Posted By Thank Me!
Type into google "define:kaster"

and thank me if you laughed
Forum: LOL, Internet 08-18-2010, 04:20 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 2,164
Posted By Struwwelpeter
Re: Post your ugliest Facebook friend!

What's next? I can imagine Chewbacca looking alright?
Forum: Fragyard 08-23-2010, 08:22 AM
Replies: 63
Views: 2,451
Posted By Dog
Confused Re: Games which need to hurry the fuck up

Are you gay or something?
Forum: News 06-23-2010, 04:56 PM
Replies: 59
Views: 9,539
Posted By Zok
New Server is here!!!

So I just spoke with the folks at the data center - our new server has been set up and plugged in. I'm currently installing software and configuring it to go live. After I'm confident that we're...
Forum: DIY 06-16-2010, 07:47 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 893
Posted By Lead Oxide
Re: I quit

Your too good to quit, your the closest person to this guy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Hahn). The world needs intelligent people who take risks, there are few people in the world who have...
Forum: This Just In! 06-15-2010, 09:48 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 772
Posted By LSA King
Re: Mobile Phone users up to 5 times more like to develop a brain tumour

You are 50x more likely to develop carpal tunnel syndrome if you use a keyboard. Not actual statistics but I am sure it's even higher. Just proving a point. You are more likely to develop...
Forum: Fragyard 06-15-2010, 05:50 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 2,098
Posted By Rolf
Re: Nintendo just won E3

It matters not, for the Wii means they have failed in this generation of consoles, states Sir Rolf.
Forum: This Just In! 06-15-2010, 03:40 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 552
Posted By Erorr
Re: Simple Equation to Fix BP Oil Spill

Lamebook already told you why not!

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/planet1.png
Forum: LOL, Internet 06-15-2010, 03:33 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 17,063
Posted By Rolf
Re: Post pix of your vagina thread

http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-01-23/1232666953995.jpg
Forum: Bad Ideas 06-14-2010, 05:02 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 877
Posted By -SpectraL
Re: Any Apple Store Employees

Ya... I don't really pander much to the value of canvassing members for their personal information. I figure if an Apple employee wants to contribute to a particular Apple subject, and somebody else...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 06-11-2010, 06:20 AM
Replies: 52
Views: 2,896
Posted By FrY
Re: My Dealer wants to kill my dog

Get some cat earz and sew a tail on your ass, go over there and knock on his door immediately get on all fours and meow like your in heat when he opens the door. This should satisfy him, if he...
Forum: Support and Suggestions 06-03-2010, 04:41 AM
Replies: 26
In Consideration: @zoklet.net email addresses
Views: 1,211
Posted By mr.blunt
Re: @zoklet.net email addresses

I want Iwastemytime@zoklet.net
Forum: Support and Suggestions 06-04-2010, 10:40 AM
Replies: 721
Views: 44,373
Posted By MandatorySuicide
Re: Name Change Requests

That one is taken.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 06-02-2010, 02:53 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 771
Posted By Tick Tock
Re: At my whits end!

http://www.webehigh.com/

Find your area and hopefully you will find some info that helps. That site won't introduce you to dealers but it will give you a vague idea of the quality and prices of...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 05-30-2010, 02:15 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,442
Posted By adhesive tape
Re: Poll: i smoke weed like it's my job.

http://www.thelyricarchive.com/img/pic/380501-381000/380663/album-469883
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 05-29-2010, 06:13 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 659
Posted By Dfg
Re: the stonedest dude on zoklet

http://www.nationalturk.com/en/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/2-year-old-child-smoking-video.jpg
Forum: Fragyard 05-30-2010, 08:09 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 3,084
Posted By Reality Apologist
Re: Best evil video game character

http://qntm.org/files/hl/glados.jpg
Forum: Bad Ideas 05-30-2010, 08:25 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 943
Posted By Ian Huntley
Re: what happens if

http://s3.amazonaws.com/satisfaction-production/s3_images/32829/get-the-fuck-out_inline.jpg

your own thread
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