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Forum: Religion and Spirituality 04-18-2013, 11:10 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 483
Posted By 420gator
Re: God is Punishing America! The End of Days is Near! Repent!

Fuck god, America will soon retaliate by starting a war in heaven. Operation jesus freedom
Forum: This Just In! 05-20-2013, 11:47 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 884
Posted By 'Ed Rush
Re: Tornado fucks up Oklahoma City, 24 3rd graders presumed dead

I wonder will we hear another tired variation of this same stale, never funny joke every time a tragedy not involving your precious, oh so precious guns happens?
Forum: Generally Speaking 05-17-2013, 09:26 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 159
Posted By cronic5
Re: &TOTSE Whatpulse team

There are more idiots on this forum than ever before.
Forum: Bad Ideas 05-20-2013, 06:17 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 255
Posted By Zok Jr.
Re: How to shoplift from either Walgreens/Cvs

what a stupid question. put stuff in your pocket and leave, or better yet, get a fucking job.
Forum: Religion and Spirituality 05-18-2013, 04:27 AM
Replies: 68
Views: 568
Posted By TheRascalKing
Re: where did god come from???

The imagination of a bunch of hunter-gatherers who were scared shitless by things we now have perfectly natural explanations for. Like lightning and fire and things that go bump at night.
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 05-16-2013, 10:11 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 361
Posted By Gollum
Re: I'm better looking than Unwyred

Sports douche. You look like the kind of guy who played baseball in highschool and called his coach, coach.

Your cover looks nice but it doesn't look like my kind of book even though I like you...
Forum: Visual Arts 05-16-2013, 11:27 AM
Replies: 129
Views: 6,049
Posted By panthrax
Re: 2013 Zoklet Collage

1970's wood panel walls, represent!

(I got em' too bro. Fuck what ya' heard, they're amazing on mushrooms. :eek: )
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 05-16-2013, 02:01 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 422
Posted By &Zenith
Re: "Speak for yourself, a lot of the people here have degrees" - Tacho

kick the stool already tokerface
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 05-02-2013, 06:59 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 282
Posted By Captain Falcon
IWD WILL have his revenge on Snoopy one day

http://i.imgur.com/hM9rWPS.gif
Forum: Technophiles and Technophiliacs 05-11-2013, 11:30 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 373
Posted By is all mememememe with me
Re: Understand what type my PC is

you sure you're ready to be programming??


.
Forum: Religion and Spirituality 05-10-2013, 09:48 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 778
Posted By Proots
Re: Are You An Atheist Because...

I feel that there is a God - but, not in the way any religion or it's followers claim to understand. I say "God" because there's no other way to describe it. I don't think there's a big man in the...
Forum: Pics, or it didn't happen 07-23-2012, 02:13 AM
Replies: 247
Views: 9,743
Posted By Average Fuckin Joe
Re: This had me rollin...

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6rppyA6Xt1qgp5ygo1_1280.jpg
Forum: Generally Speaking 04-28-2013, 01:58 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 108
Posted By psychomanthis
Re: How would you make a copy-proof book?

Write it in code. Sure, the symbols may be copied, but the essence and the message will be hidden to all but those that hold the key to the code.
Forum: Generally Speaking 11-09-2012, 06:46 PM
Replies: 143
Views: 4,969
Posted By umop 3pisdn
Thumbs Down Re: The adventures of komokazi

(worth of thread) = (appreciation of thread) / (work put into thread)

Nearly zero, that is.


Holy fucking shit, what's this thread even about? Some highschool kid's attempt at fiction? I can't...
Forum: Generally Speaking 02-07-2012, 04:51 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 1,604
Posted By jerome
Tacho is Dead Part 2: Tacho Harder

The other day we were all in TC when I asked Taco to get up out of his wheelchair

http://i40.tinypic.com/2qhzv3b.jpg[/IMG

He did so, and as you can see in the picture, lost balance immediately...
Forum: Bad Ideas 04-25-2013, 09:31 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 866
Posted By legendaryninjacutter
Re: How To Be A Male Prostitute Part 1

If you have abs you can work for girls, probably get some Viagra though. The girls are not gonna be hot.

As far as being a crossdresser that's a goldmine. Get breast implants and your set. Its a...
Forum: Religion and Spirituality 04-19-2013, 11:22 AM
Replies: 271
Views: 3,270
Posted By Fox Paws
Thumbs Up Re: Theists of all sorts, why do you believe?

"Chaos" is an arbitrary term, and one that doesn't exactly offer the clearest definition of what entropy is.

The law of entropy states that in a perfectly closed system, the amount of potential...
Forum: It's a Conspiracy! 04-23-2013, 01:29 PM
Replies: 165
Views: 4,441
Posted By rustyshackleford420
Re: Boston False Flag

Says who? Last I checked I still have my sovereign rights.

It's also pretty funny how many people here on this "alternative" website are totally ok with the police going door to door searching for...
Forum: What's Good 04-17-2013, 05:51 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 443
Posted By crazzyass
This Community

Phew. It just hit me that it has been almost seven years since I first joined Totse.

In those seven years I have committed questionable acts (scams, theft, car chases, certainly none of that of...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 04-18-2013, 08:59 PM
Replies: 76
Views: 3,543
Posted By Duke Zion
Re: How to crush a girls heart, ego, and will.

Fuck her then afterwards be like "yea it was good, but damn your pussy was loose as fuck"

That is like telling a guy his penis is small.
Forum: DIY 04-18-2013, 07:17 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 338
Posted By Spatula Tzar
Re: Subsituting the normal one with a UV lamp in a scanner

Yep, someone did this using a blue light (http://www.bunniestudios.com/blog/?page_id=51). The trick is to let the scanner calibrate itself with white light first.

Assuming you're talking about...
Forum: This Just In! 04-15-2013, 08:31 PM
Replies: 623
Views: 13,660
Posted By IIIII
Re: Explosion at finish line - Boston Marathon

http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/4917/1366056263404.jpg
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 04-13-2013, 03:02 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,396
Posted By N0 W4RN1NG
Re: Does anyone else use a coin in their grinder

^ Yep, grinders shouldn't leave the house. I've had a couple buddies accidentally leave them in cars though, that sucks because when you get searched, you don't even remember they're there.


...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 04-10-2013, 03:36 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 195
Posted By Ch0ppy
Re: Methylone

You'd be lucky if Molly is even that.
Forum: Rejected 04-06-2013, 11:57 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 448
Posted By psychomanthis
Re: Add a nicotine section to BLTC

I think BLTC covers nicotine pretty good as far as it can be considered to be a drug. Other than that, having multiple forums can be a good thing however having too much might spread traffic too thin.
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 04-07-2013, 11:29 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 421
Posted By jerome
Re: Tokerface the pussy.

hello komo!

i PROMISE i'll come visit soon. seriously.
Forum: LOL, Internet 04-07-2013, 08:28 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 268
Posted By FON
Aboriginals superior to asians. citation inside thread!

Here we have evidence of aboriginals being highly superior to asians. White supremacists note how the white man in this clip simply jumps around like a primal animal trying to shed itself of the...
Forum: Carved Outta Wood 04-05-2013, 07:01 AM
Replies: 304
Views: 4,301
Posted By meateor
Re: Fighting Tokerface: An open invitation.

lol

Today, this thread.

A week ago, http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=269903
Forum: Bad Ideas 04-02-2013, 07:34 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 1,041
Posted By iMagiNation
Re: what would you do if you needed money for drugs really bad

Hustle.
Forum: Alternative Living 04-01-2013, 03:08 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 892
Posted By Issue313
Heart Re: Living in a Walmart

Comeon, no one on the night shift is going to care if they find you sleeping behind the canned peas. Worst that'll happen is a night in a police station. All you gotta say is you were a customer and...
Forum: Bat Country 04-01-2013, 02:06 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 162
Posted By Cunto McFadyen
Re: Rules

I will share it. When it's empty. You can have it in the face.
Forum: Generally Speaking 04-01-2013, 02:22 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 150
Posted By Resistance
Re: Unwyred should be de-modded.

Yeaah, this.

By 'idiotic sub sections', you mean sections that you've no interest in..
Forum: Support and Suggestions 03-25-2013, 02:40 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 459
Posted By reject
Re: BLTC needs to be taken more seriously

IV and plug it are legitimate answers for most questions about drugs.

If you want harm reduction, go to Bluelight. We on Zoklet just like to get FUBAR'd.
Forum: Support and Suggestions 03-25-2013, 02:09 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 459
Posted By panthrax
Re: BLTC needs to be taken more seriously

Sort of this, but I am somewhat biased. The original &T BLTC was geared towards harm reduction. Sure, &T also had it's share of troll comments and a certain sarcastic attitude towards dumb questions,...
Forum: Alternative Living 03-24-2013, 09:13 AM
Replies: 129
Views: 3,597
Posted By Zanick
Re: Weird interests/hobbies you have that you can't tell people about IRL

Pretty much everything about me is weird to the point where I've just given up on concealing it. When I accept myself I find that I'm better received by others anyway. I'm sure it alienates some...
Forum: Rejected 03-09-2013, 12:37 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 772
Posted By The Cheshire Cat
Arrow Re: Embedded chat on front page of the board

It's a cool idea for the fact it'll get users talking more, and some more community interaction, but it could could also take away from the sole purpose of the site IE. the forums. As Panny already...
Forum: Pissin' Each Other Off 03-14-2013, 07:43 AM
Replies: 53
Views: 735
Posted By Vizier
Re: Lol at how smart IWD thinks he is.

:yao:
Forum: Revenge, Vandalism & Lulzy Bad Ideas 03-12-2013, 09:27 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 943
Posted By mizled
Re: How To Make 50000 Monthly

Seems legit.

It's like people are just dying to make you money.
Forum: LOL, Internet 03-12-2013, 06:42 PM
Replies: 121
Views: 1,917
Posted By Cunto McFadyen
Re: Shit nobody Black says

"What an incredible game of tennis that was"
Forum: LOL, Internet 03-07-2013, 11:07 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 1,350
Posted By southernsun
Re: Cute Blonde Chick With Nice Pussy

Ugly bird with hairy pussy.

Would not bang.
Forum: LOL, Internet 03-07-2013, 11:05 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 1,350
Posted By Captain Falcon
Cute Blonde Chick With Nice Pussy

http://i.imgur.com/rgac2Gc.jpg
Forum: Fragyard 03-08-2013, 12:02 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 984
Posted By Issue313
Heart New Simcity pulled from Amazon

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/911JtN4yQPL._SL1500_.jpg
http://www.amazon.com/Electronic-Arts-41018ted-Edition2-SimCity/dp/B007VTVRFA/ref=pd_cp_vg_0

Looks like it still being sold right...
Forum: Bad Ideas 03-03-2013, 02:36 AM
Replies: 49
Views: 1,208
Posted By DiStOrTiOn
Re: law enforcement bulletin boards

Someone should post a thread about how they saw a cop sitting in his car smoking weed in front of a daycare and ask who they should call
Forum: What's Good 03-02-2013, 03:16 AM
Replies: 60
Views: 779
Posted By Tokerface
Re: i made out with bumble

http://blogs.amctv.com/breaking-bad/BB-S4-RJ-Mitte-Interview-325.jpg
Forum: Generally Speaking 02-22-2013, 05:51 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 92
Posted By p6867
Re: ATTN: Gollum

Obesity and micropenis make your cock invisible. Don't give the precious undo credit.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 02-24-2013, 01:58 PM
Replies: 101
Views: 1,526
Posted By SoulButter
Re: Would you suck a guy's dick for $10,000?

This.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 02-24-2013, 05:53 AM
Replies: 101
Views: 1,526
Posted By Snoopy
Re: Would you suck a guy's dick for $10,000?

I get more than 10K a year in bonuses alone.

:yao:

Well, if I ever feel like having my dick sucked by pasty teenage losers, I'll know where to go.
Forum: LOL, Internet 02-23-2013, 07:58 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 586
Posted By ArmsMerchant
Re: Worst 100 pick up lines (extreme lulz)

Jeez, I couldn't get past nine.

BEST pick-up line I ever encountered was non-verbal--girl sitting next to me in class reached over and undid my belt. We got engaged later that year.
Forum: Bad Ideas 02-22-2013, 12:08 AM
Replies: 56
Views: 1,625
Posted By Joe_Camel
Re: Has anyone ever successfully sent drugs in the mail?

and recieving them.
Forum: Bad Ideas 02-21-2013, 11:26 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 1,625
Posted By 888
Re: Has anyone ever successfully sent drugs in the mail?

I'm just going to go ahead and thank komokazi since he was the one to actually
elaborate the idea .

:lulz::fap:
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