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Forum: Travel and World Language 05-06-2013, 10:10 PM
Replies: 221
Views: 3,635
Posted By Intoxicated Shaman
Re: My week in Chicago, with PrivacyCunt

Zoklet meetup ends in drug binge, weird interactions and car theft. I'm not surprised in the least.
Forum: This Just In! 05-10-2013, 08:02 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 479
Posted By Intoxicated Shaman
83 year old nun breaks into nuclear power plant splashing human blood everywhere

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/05/09/83-year-old-nun-gets-20-year-sentence-for-symbolic-nuclear-facility-break-in/



Religious retarded fuckery aside, more proof that nuclear power plants are...
Forum: This Just In! 05-09-2013, 09:04 PM
Replies: 85
Views: 1,498
Posted By Intoxicated Shaman
Re: Three kidnapped women, missing for a decade, found alive

Just another typical day in Cleveland.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 05-04-2013, 07:09 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 758
Posted By Intoxicated Shaman
Re: "Internet Psychonauts Try All the Drugs You Don't Want To"

I would assume real information relies less on sensationalism and therefore is less appealing to the public, compared to Vice's hyperbolic bullshit and nonexistent "RC internet hangout club".
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Forum: Fragyard 05-04-2013, 08:41 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 1,985
Posted By Intoxicated Shaman
Re: 14-year old kid attempts to rape mother & ends up killing her for taking away Cal

Giving a kid COD is worse than giving a kid a gun, at least a gun is fun for something. Like murder/suicide.
Forum: Neurons & Needles 05-04-2013, 08:43 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 185
Posted By Intoxicated Shaman
DSM 5 publishes in May, looks to define us all as crazy

http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/dsm5-in-distress/201212/dsm-5-is-guide-not-bible-ignore-its-ten-worst-changes

It's pretty important to read that, they're going to try to define normal emotions...
Forum: Original Works 04-19-2013, 07:52 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 183
Posted By Intoxicated Shaman
Dystopian Revisionist History: A Personal Account of American Totalitarianism

This is my first publicly published work and it will be available for all on June 29, 2013. At this point in time it will be a very relevant dissection of the third world totalitarian dystopia...
Forum: This Just In! 04-15-2013, 08:43 PM
Replies: 623
Views: 13,507
Posted By Intoxicated Shaman
Re: Explosion at finish line - Boston Marathon

Anyone remember last time Boston had a bomb threat that turned out to be Aqua Teen Hunger Force viral marketing?
Forum: This Just In! 04-15-2013, 08:03 PM
Replies: 623
Views: 13,507
Posted By Intoxicated Shaman
Re: Explosion at finish line - Boston Marathon

I hope a lot of people die.

Oh and here's the CNN livestream:

http://www.stream2watch.me/live-tv/cnn-live-stream
Forum: This Just In! 04-15-2013, 07:53 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 1,133
Posted By Intoxicated Shaman
Re: explosion by my house at boston marathon

Good, I'm glad for more "terrorism" on American soil anyway. I hope they killed a few hundred people at least.
Forum: Viva La Sports 04-14-2013, 11:24 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 238
Posted By Intoxicated Shaman
Re: Man shoots himself at NRA 500 (Nascar)

I'd blow my head off if I was at a Nascar race too, who the fuck wants to watch a bunch of white trash turn left 500 times in a row?
Forum: Gluttons & Gourmets 04-11-2013, 07:56 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 396
Posted By Intoxicated Shaman
Re: Who is your favorite Celebrity chef?

Anthony Bourdain. I would like to grab a dinner and some beer with that motherfucker and hear the crazy stories he has to share.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 04-11-2013, 08:44 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 786
Posted By Intoxicated Shaman
Re: The worst part of dating a black girl

Sounds like a classic case of the nigga moment:

BOONDOCKS: A nigga Moment! - YouTube

My advice is find a nice biracial bird, keeps the ass and the class, best of both worlds.
Forum: Generally Speaking 04-12-2013, 02:48 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 645
Posted By Intoxicated Shaman
Re: strangest places you peed at

Right in front of a girl I wanted to sleep with, onto a chair in her living room while I was blacked out.

There's a thread on here about it somewhere which chronicles that all the way up until 2...
Forum: Albums of 2013 Discussion 04-11-2013, 08:29 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 387
Posted By Intoxicated Shaman
Alice in Chains - The Devil Put Dinosaurs Here

Alice in Chains Performs "Hollow" - YouTube

Comes out later this month I think.
Forum: Alternative Living 04-11-2013, 08:30 PM
Replies: 59
Views: 1,125
Posted By Intoxicated Shaman
Re: Suicide Pact

I guess fucking off to a whole new continent would be a nice alternative to the suicide. Except Africa because we all know suicide is a better option than that.
Forum: Music! 04-05-2012, 09:29 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 990
Posted By Intoxicated Shaman
10 years ago Layne Staley died

Alice in Chains lead vocalist and lifelong heroin junkie. There really hasn't been a voice like his, damn that fucker could sing.

Alice In Chains - MTV Unplugged (Full) - YouTube
Forum: Religion and Spirituality 03-22-2013, 08:42 AM
Replies: 69
Views: 1,035
Posted By Intoxicated Shaman
Re: Going to a bible study in a hick town tonight

I like the part where I said what actually happened when I went and no one cared. Anyway I still think religion is pretty pointless to hold to any high esteem in life.
Forum: Religion and Spirituality 03-20-2013, 07:58 PM
Replies: 69
Views: 1,035
Posted By Intoxicated Shaman
Going to a bible study in a hick town tonight

Forcibly, as it's required for my Sociology of Religion course. I haven't stepped foot inside of a church in almost a decade and last time I went I rocked my Marilyn Manson tee and got bitched at by...
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 02-10-2013, 07:33 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 1,051
Posted By Intoxicated Shaman
Re: God I love DPH

Diphenhydramine is for bored 15 year olds stuck with no drugs besides the shit in their parents' medicine cabinet.
Forum: This Just In! 02-16-2013, 07:24 PM
Replies: 730
Views: 13,163
Posted By Intoxicated Shaman
Re: Manhunt for ex-cop in LA after multiple 187s. Manifesto note. Cops shoot bystand

Chris Dorner Last Stand Survival Game - YouTube

Based on the soundtrack alone this sounds like a Zoklet creation
Forum: This Just In! 02-14-2013, 11:47 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 865
Posted By Intoxicated Shaman
Retards gang rape retard, charges dropped because they're retarded

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/shrt-article-1.1262564



I know this is fucking horrible but I laughed way harder than I should have.
Forum: This Just In! 02-07-2013, 06:50 PM
Replies: 730
Views: 13,163
Posted By Intoxicated Shaman
Manhunt for ex-cop in LA after multiple 187s. Manifesto note. Cops shoot bystanders.

It's straight up anarchy in California today.

http://news.yahoo.com/manhunt-ex-l-cop-wanted-multiple-shootings-152436447.html

http://pastebin.com/7zmpSf3b - Uncensored manifest/suicide note
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