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Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 01-07-2012, 12:17 PM
Replies: 65
Views: 2,518
Posted By Cephalotus
Re: You are now trapped for the rest of your life in a big room with...

Magic teeth you say?...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 01-03-2012, 05:01 PM
Replies: 79
Views: 2,374
Posted By Cephalotus
Re: Would you forgive an awesome girlfriend who cheated?

OP, you're looking at this all wrong and you're being a bitch. Ask her how she feels about threesomes, swinging and an open relationship. This could be the start of something awesome.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 12-24-2011, 03:10 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 1,490
Posted By Cephalotus
Re: What the fuck is the friend-zone and why do you people keep talking about it?

The friend zone is a social construct and many girls practice it even with 6-7/10 guys who they might've fucked because they don't want to seem like sluts and because the media tells them that this...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 12-24-2011, 04:24 AM
Replies: 580
Views: 20,711
Posted By Cephalotus
Re: what does a 32 year old man want besides sex?

That may be true but your OP still makes it clear that you're doing it for your own benefit and not to help Chinese immigrants.
Forum: Fragyard 08-29-2011, 03:53 AM
Replies: 121
Views: 9,493
Posted By Cephalotus
OK, why is a keyboard + mouse better than a controller?

This is something I hear PC gamers uttering off the cuff again and again but I've never put much thought into it until now. I've heard it said enough times but I've never heard the explanation, why...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 09-28-2011, 03:18 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 2,502
Posted By Cephalotus
Re: 20 year old guys...Attracted to women in their 30s?

When I was in my early 20's I had a thing for women in their 30's. Now I'm approaching my late 20's I find myself going for younger women.
Forum: Generally Speaking 09-14-2011, 07:48 AM
Replies: 58
Views: 2,538
Posted By Cephalotus
Re: who are your heroes?

Is it wrong that I knew all of their names without checking?
Forum: This Just In! 09-14-2011, 07:35 AM
Replies: 123
Views: 6,119
Posted By Cephalotus
Re: Man jailed for 18 weeks for "trolling"

That's it motherfuckers, if any of you guys hurt my feelings on the internet you're going to prison for 4 and a half months.
Forum: LOL, Internet 04-24-2011, 02:41 AM
Replies: 1,721
Views: 131,733
Posted By Cephalotus
Re: OMGPLZDNTBAN and I are on baller probation with the butthole police...

I'm a violent fuckin' faggot
and my name's Till Waggart
I'll blow my fuckin' load
when I'm gnawing on ur chode
I'll flip ur sweet ass over
fuckin' mount you like Rover
'til I blow ur fuckin'...
Forum: LOL, Internet 09-09-2011, 05:02 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 1,862
Posted By Cephalotus
Re: Werewolves is boys naked

Special Poetry Slam - Life In Drag - YouTube

The best one.
Forum: Religion and Spirituality 08-18-2011, 10:27 PM
Replies: 105
Views: 4,301
Posted By Cephalotus
Re: ate has super powers and you dont

Ate has dissociative identity disorder and I don't.
Forum: Bad Ideas 08-23-2011, 11:43 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 900
Posted By Cephalotus
Re: 100% satisfaction gaurenteed on food

This forum is a fucking joke :facepalm:
Forum: Music! 08-23-2011, 11:41 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 1,401
Posted By Cephalotus
Re: Music that gets you euphoric and gives you the chills and stuff

Neutral Milk Hotel - Three Peaches - YouTube
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 08-18-2011, 02:20 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 2,886
Posted By Cephalotus
Re: How to have fun alone?

Wank.
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 08-18-2011, 05:04 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 2,886
Posted By Cephalotus
Re: How to have fun alone?

Hey Enter, if you're considering something of a humanitarian nature you could teach ate to read and write.
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 08-18-2011, 07:34 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 2,886
Posted By Cephalotus
Re: How to have fun alone?

http://www.replikultes.net/medias/uploads/films/vas_te_faire_foutre_freddy/freddy_got_fingered_07_animals.jpg
Forum: Neurons & Needles 08-16-2011, 05:45 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 2,008
Posted By Cephalotus
Re: Say goodbye to sweaty balls n pits

http://www.recyclethis.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/baby_wipes.jpg
Forum: LOL, Internet 07-28-2011, 08:01 PM
Replies: 1,721
Views: 131,733
Posted By Cephalotus
Re: OMGPLZDNTBAN and I are on baller probation with the butthole police...

All right, get down
Put ur face on the ground
Put ur ass in the air
like ya just don't care
I'll rub my face in ur ass
rub my dick in broken glass
shove my balls in ur ears

GOOOOOOOOOOOO...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 07-26-2011, 10:22 AM
Replies: 101
Views: 4,106
Posted By Cephalotus
Re: Fucking a chick you're not attracted to.

I fucked a girl I wasn't attracted to because all my friends said they thought she was hot and I should go for it. I think I got trolled irl :hrmph:
Forum: LOL, Internet 07-13-2011, 01:20 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 1,236
Posted By Cephalotus
Re: The most hardcore Juggalo you will EVER see!

"I'm short, I can get low to the ground and you can't fucking hit me."

I'm pretty sure I could hit that thing from this side of the Atlantic with a lazer pointer.
Forum: This Just In! 06-07-2011, 05:07 PM
Replies: 1,051
Views: 34,065
Posted By Cephalotus
Re: Mom takes sip of sons coffee, son flips out, calls police, gets himself arrested

Starbucks coffee: Tastes so good it makes you wanna slap yo momma.
Forum: Gluttons & Gourmets 06-01-2011, 11:03 PM
Replies: 81
Views: 3,292
Posted By Cephalotus
Re: What's the longest you've gone without eating?

I wish you would.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 04-18-2011, 04:06 AM
Replies: 76
Views: 3,451
Posted By Cephalotus
Re: Just discovered my gf has been planning an affair...

Fuck it, I think I'm just going to log into her facebook account, pose as her and send a message to the other guy requesting to meet up, ambush him with five of my friends and beat the shit out of...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 05-03-2011, 07:56 AM
Replies: 186
Views: 7,156
Posted By Cephalotus
Re: Stop cutting off babies penises!

Circumcision is child abuse, sexual assault and actual bodily harm. Any medical professional that performs the operation on an unwilling child should be placed on a sex offender's register and...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 04-29-2011, 03:30 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 883
Posted By Cephalotus
Re: Teal;Dear: I've just got a few things to say to you

Well ain't that 10g of shit in a 5g bag...
Forum: This Just In! 04-23-2011, 01:57 AM
Replies: 56
Views: 2,712
Posted By Cephalotus
Re: ECONOMIC COLLAPSE: 6$ a gallon gas by summer

You don't seem to have understood what I just wrote. $6 a gallon petrol will still be cheaper by volume than what we pay here in the UK. Don't argue, don't get mad, just accept a patent truth for...
Forum: Neurons & Needles 04-20-2011, 11:57 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 1,858
Posted By Cephalotus
Re: Uhhh, what the hell's up with that?

I'm just a bit drunk, but I distinctly remember seeing your face and in a rare moment of compassion I actually felt sorry for someone on the internet.
Forum: Neurons & Needles 04-20-2011, 11:50 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 1,858
Posted By Cephalotus
Re: Uhhh, what the hell's up with that?

It's because of your face.
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