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Forum: Religion and Spirituality 05-11-2013, 06:50 PM
Replies: 207
Views: 1,714
Posted By ACE_187
Re: Does Science Refute God?

If you believe in eternal existence, or things appearing from nothing, (you pretty much have to to explain the universe) then "God" really isn't a stretch.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships Today, 12:21 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 176
Posted By Morb
Embarrassed Re: these girls are cunts

Anyone who watches that video will die in seven days.
Forum: LOL, Internet Yesterday, 03:51 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 164
Posted By Duke Zion
Re: fuck vevo?

Savannah Outen Official Goodbyes Video - YouTube
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships Yesterday, 04:17 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 371
Posted By YoureATowel
Re: So lately at work there's been 3 new girls

what a fucking faggoty rule. who gives a shit about it. fuck around with them.. homo.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships Yesterday, 02:56 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 371
Posted By Fetish69
Re: So lately at work there's been 3 new girls

Sodomize each individually and without apprehension. That will teach them to tart about in the office:smug:
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships Yesterday, 02:37 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 371
Posted By CitizenUzi
Re: So lately at work there's been 3 new girls

Dude gay
Forum: Neurons & Needles Yesterday, 12:38 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 126
Posted By Kinkou
Re: Finding too much humor in things?

get a wheel chair and start typing!
Forum: Carved Outta Wood 04-13-2013, 07:32 AM
Replies: 115
Views: 2,455
Posted By N0 W4RN1NG
Re: Work out routine for a skinny bitch.

5' 8" and 99 lbs?

Who are you trying to play, bitch? You have some kind of eating disorder, or you're a tweaker.

"I can't seem to make it past 100 lbs lololol"

:hrmph:

Try keeping the...
Forum: Generally Speaking 04-16-2013, 12:18 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 398
Posted By Turd_Smasher
Re: who's the biggest douchebag in the world?

Bono?

http://www.hangtogetherblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Bono.jpg
Forum: Generally Speaking 12-28-2012, 03:15 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 782
Posted By Gollum
Re: Advice for pissing off ex girlfriend

Duke, you are perpetuating this further by trying to piss her off. If you don't want to be in contact with her anymore or are sick of her, ignore her. Be done with her. Move on.

Then come back to...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 04-09-2013, 10:16 AM
Replies: 58
Views: 1,157
Posted By Larcenous
Re: How fucked am I?

Let's look at the facts here:
-She's in her 20's, this is where human female fertility peaks and is when women start getting baby crazy.
-She has regular sex, but isn't on any form of birth control...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 04-09-2013, 07:26 AM
Replies: 58
Views: 1,157
Posted By BITCH TITZ
Re: How fucked am I?

Should've got plan b you dumb bitch
Forum: Music! 02-24-2013, 01:48 AM
Replies: 56
Views: 1,015
Posted By Trix Are For Kids
Re: Does anyone else here think Nirvana sucks dick?

Dude based on what that guy said I think you have terrible reading comprehension.
Forum: So Last Summer 03-16-2013, 06:38 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 1,654
Posted By Retard Synrdome
Grin Re: I bought a fedora

OP now needs to get a pair of these:

http://1-media-cdn.foolz.us/ffuuka/board/a/image/1334/51/1334516921534.jpg
Forum: Music! 02-10-2013, 02:55 PM
Replies: 119
Views: 2,234
Posted By Mantikore
Re: Does anyone else think the beatles suck dick?

How accurate of an analogy would it be to say that The Beatles is like the Citizen Kane of the music industry? Highly praised by many, sometimes blindly so by the younger generation, considered...
Forum: Bad Ideas 02-17-2013, 04:16 AM
Replies: 91
Views: 5,049
Posted By Ph0x
Re: I just got out of prison

Keep your morals out of Bad Ideas.

And LSD did not hit his mom.

And that's not why he stopped being a mod.
Forum: TV and Movies 02-03-2013, 03:59 PM
Replies: 109
Views: 2,989
Posted By trippymindfuk
Re: Weird/disturbing movies

I've been meaning to check this one out.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 02-06-2013, 11:46 PM
Replies: 69
Views: 1,624
Posted By Raspberry Jam
Re: How can anyone date fat girls?

You guys are disgusting.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 02-07-2013, 03:20 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 313
Posted By dawg
Re: what would happen

Awesomeness ensues. Trust me, I've been there.
Forum: Music! 02-07-2013, 01:09 AM
Replies: 119
Views: 2,234
Posted By Gun Lover
Re: Does anyone else think the beatles suck dick?

I used to say the beatles sucked when I was like 12 to be edgy and cool

Then I heard a ton of kickass songs, figured out they were by the beatles, and felt bad about all my previous blasphemy.
Forum: Music! 02-07-2013, 12:53 AM
Replies: 119
Views: 2,234
Posted By shopping cart for brains
Re: Does anyone else think the beatles suck dick?

that's a fucking retarded thing to say.
Forum: This Just In! 02-05-2013, 12:50 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 471
Posted By -SpectraL
Re: Man Hurt as Samsung Phone Explodes in Pants Pocket

The thieves in the government have allowed the thieves in the telecommunications industry to force people to Smartphones and phase out classic phones altogether. They simply just make a limited...
Forum: Neurons & Needles 02-05-2013, 04:39 AM
Replies: 337
Views: 10,046
Posted By Spike12
Re: I've fucked up my life in 24 hours and hurt so many people

Wait so let me get this straight your working all day for like less than 10 dollars?
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 02-03-2013, 04:00 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 1,486
Posted By SoulButter
Re: So fucking horny for myself

I would make it suck my dick for the lulz, then I'd kick its ass for being a faggot.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 01-31-2013, 07:32 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 443
Posted By Benjamin Linus
Re: You Wanna Know About LSD? Well Here Ya Go!

Fixed.
Forum: The Inhumane Condition 01-30-2013, 09:52 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 531
Posted By Ordinator
Re: Fear of being nice.

looks like you already broke rule #1.
Forum: Generally Speaking 01-03-2013, 10:25 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 463
Posted By Oct
Re: in this thread we post pictures of our sielves?

Stereotypical long haired douche bag stoner with shit tattoos.


Kill yourself.
Forum: Generally Speaking 01-08-2013, 10:39 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 490
Posted By coolguy420
Re: getting evicted?

lmao you got fucking dunked on skank. :rofl:
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 01-03-2013, 08:52 AM
Replies: 185
Views: 3,707
Posted By DiStOrTiOn
Re: xxombie needs relationship advice.

go back to being a lezbo
Forum: TV and Movies 01-06-2013, 09:20 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 174
Posted By HMC
Re: Being a contestant

I dont even remember posting this, must have been pretty drunk. :confused:
Forum: What's Good 12-08-2012, 01:54 AM
Replies: 85
Views: 2,715
Posted By Duke Zion
Re: Little things that make you smile

a black penis lathered with cocoa butter
Forum: Generally Speaking 12-27-2012, 03:31 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 299
Posted By Rainycity
Re: I got arrested and the cops

lol some fat cop was jocking on my swag, i called him a fat ass, and he started acting like a preschooler ahah.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 12-24-2012, 11:55 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 472
Posted By Duke Zion
Re: I just wanted to say that I still love my jerkwad girlfriend

That makes you a nigger.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 12-24-2012, 11:07 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 472
Posted By Communicate
Re: I just wanted to say that I still love my jerkwad girlfriend

it's fuck all to do with pussy man.
it's the emotional attachment which keeps you pining.

love is the answer dude, but if you're talking like this, maybe it's not love with this girl. that's such...
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 12-20-2012, 03:52 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 444
Posted By Meowgie
Why are you guys so women like?

You just act like women not even confident all shy and fuckin gay, just get in there and win a bitch over easily just stop being an insecure faggot. Take cold showers, climb mountains, drink as soon...
Forum: This Just In! 12-19-2012, 04:30 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 2,568
Posted By Captain Falcon
Re: Two Texas women get finger raped by State Troopers - video

Groped Rape = Grape
Forum: This Just In! 12-19-2012, 07:37 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 2,568
Posted By tomjonesa22
Re: Two Texas women get finger raped by State Troopers - video

They should have done ass to ass
Forum: Generally Speaking 12-16-2012, 05:54 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 1,205
Posted By AMFYOYO
Re: Malicious Denial of Service Attacks on Zoklet

Take your best shot dickless.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 10-08-2010, 08:57 PM
Replies: 66
Views: 3,996
Posted By Keith Lemon
Re: foul smelling vagina

I'd still fuck it

You're just a fucking faggot
Forum: Graduation to Obligation 12-24-2010, 11:22 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 1,170
Posted By Name's Taken
Re: Shitty father + no child support = money?

Don't ruin your dads life further because your bitch mother lied about using a condom. On christmas no less! You should be ashamed.
Forum: Better Living Through Chemistry 10-31-2012, 11:18 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 2,070
Posted By rustyshackleford420
Re: How to pass a drug test.

I once did virtually nothing except drink a lot of water and a cup of coffee, got tested and passed. I had even already toked that day. The only thing I can think of is that the place didn't check...
Forum: Generally Speaking 10-25-2012, 11:20 PM
Replies: 62
Views: 2,125
Posted By TheRascalKing
Grin Re: How come there are no nigger ghosts?

http://www.resist.com/CARTOON%20GALLERY/NIGGERS/nig_image80.jpg
Forum: The Trashcan 10-22-2012, 06:39 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 499
Posted By Anopheles
Re: seeking some women

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2ndmlHlGU1qjwfbx.jpg
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 10-11-2012, 09:37 AM
Replies: 142
Views: 2,760
Posted By HampTheToker
Re: The Parenting Thread

Congrats.

I just hope you intend to be a father to your daughter. If so, I'd be more than happy to offer any advice I can that would help you better understand this part of your life.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 10-07-2012, 01:20 AM
Replies: 62
Views: 2,766
Posted By HelloClarice
Re: acting like a douche got me laid last night?

I'm not sure who to facepalm at - you or the chick with low enough self esteem to actually fuck a guy who spit in her face over something stupid.
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 10-07-2012, 01:20 AM
Replies: 62
Views: 2,766
Posted By Sal, a man-deer
Re: acting like a douche got me laid last night?

is nobody gonna comment on how he gave her herpes!?!
Forum: Love, Lust, and Relationships 08-07-2011, 12:43 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 2,223
Posted By da teacha
Re: when girls try to say "i'm pregnant"

You both sound like a pair of idiots.

Perfectly suited for eachother, but please be more careful and don't populate our planet with more of your stupid idiotic selves.
Forum: Music! 09-27-2012, 03:36 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 1,500
Posted By Vizier
Facepalm Re: Green Day attempt to get attention

Weren't you born like, months before Kurt Cobain shot himself in the face?
Forum: Music! 09-26-2012, 05:19 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 1,500
Posted By TheRascalKing
Re: Green Day attempt to get attention

1,039 for life. Billie Joe is 40 years old, he needs to stop dressing and acting like he's 16. He got in shit on an airplane for sagging his pants. :facepalm:
Forum: I need to find it on the internet 08-12-2012, 02:16 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 1,219
Posted By FoodStamps
Re: a crack up at the race riots

stfu pussy "me and my cameraman would like to have a werd with you" ol gimmack ass bitscbh niggga liovver
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